/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11217966]

how many McChickens have you eaten in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.11217967]

>>11217966
f-four

[Anonymous No.11217968]

2

[Anonymous No.11217987]

[Anonymous No.11217997]

>>11217966
2. The nice thing about McChickens is that despite being cheap as shit, they're almost as filling as the regular McDonalds sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.11218080]

>>11217966
6. Yes I'm overweight

[Anonymous No.11218129]

max 4 i was mad hongry though i usually just pick up two on the way home from work one for the drive and one for home

[Anonymous No.11218137]

>>11217966
1. It sucked. The patrician choice is 2 McDoubles.

[Anonymous No.11218145]

The same amount you got when you shilled this sandwich

[Anonymous No.11218146]

2, but we have the bigger ones here, not the junior ones like in murica

Pic related

[Anonymous No.11218198]

Only two BUT I ate them both in 1 mouthful to win 50 bucks

[Anonymous No.11218202]

>>11218198
I should clarify two separately, both eaten in one gulp

[Anonymous No.11218207]

>>11217966
my normal meal is 3 mcchickens with either some fries or a few chicken nuggets depending on what my gf orders.
i'm a unifag tho so generally only go to mcdicks if i haven't eaten all day or haven't been able to cook

[Anonymous No.11218218]

>>11218202
>not blending them
>not anally chugging them
>not blocking your ass with an extra large buttplug for an entire week so they get absorbed through the colon walls

[Anonymous No.11218232]

>>11218218
Two McChickens, zero bites. Take that, normies!

[Anonymous No.11218285]

>>11217966
two
i fell for the fucking meme when my drunk friends insisted we go to mcdonalds and they were shit
fuck mcchicken posters

[Anonymous No.11218324]

>>11218080
Post your hands
And room

[Anonymous No.11218330]

>>11218218
>>11218232
For me, it's the McEnema, the best fast food suppository. I always ask for extra KY jelly on the side. The mushy McChicken patties in my colon is a wonderful experience, and after the plug is removed I get the great McDiarrhea extravaganza. I make sure to eat a lot of leafy greens while I'm all bottled up to raise the propulsion factor of my doodoo through my tummy and out my bum! Can recommend to everyone.

[Anonymous No.11218583]

>>11218330
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.11219331]

>>11218330
OK, this is epic

[Anonymous No.11219532]

>>11218330
>Get it?
>SHITposting

[Anonymous No.11219544]

Yesterday? Three

I've taken 6 in my jacket into the movies once. Would do again. I left the wrappers so the teenagers would know what I did to their bosses and love me.

[Anonymous No.11219547]

>>11218285
Here in AZ they only sell the hot and spicy kind. But I hear tell they serve bland ones in the midwest and elsewhere. Is this true?

[Anonymous No.11219577]

3, but now i stop at 2 as i get sick on the third

[Anonymous No.11219581]

>>11217966
zero because this is a cooking board, not a fatass binge eating board

[Anonymous No.11219585]

>>11219581
6 spicy mcchickens is only 1800 calories. If you don't need over 3k daily you are confirmed sedentary manlet

[Anonymous No.11219586]

>>11219581

[Anonymous No.11219610]

>>11219585
t. fatass who thinks waddling to their car counts as psychical activity

[Anonymous No.11219618]

>>11219610
Manlet pls shoo shoo babby boy

Eat your kids meal

[Anonymous No.11219641]

>>11219618
lol, I'll eat the homemade curry with fresh naan in my oven instead. enjoy your 5 mechanically reclaimed chicken patties.
> inb4 pooinloo

[Anonymous No.11219670]

>>11219641
>preferring poor people to tough your food instead of machines
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.11219693]

>>11217966
>tfw on my way to buy 2 for now, and 2 for later. It's not that bad reheated r-right bros?

[Anonymous No.11219701]

>>11219585
>TDEE maintenance calories estimated at 4300
>do no exercise whatsoever

[Anonymous No.11219707]

>>11217966
10 over about 3 hours

[Anonymous No.11219709]

>>11219693
wrap in aluminum foil and toss it in the toaster oven, should be OK besides the lettuce

[Anonymous No.11219713]

>>11219709
Why on earth would you wrap it in foil? It will be soggy if you do that. Remove the foil so the patty gets crisp.

[Anonymous No.11219720]

>>11219701
gigantic fatty detected

[Anonymous No.11220456]

>>11217966
one

[Anonymous No.11220460]

>>11217966
One

[Anonymous No.11220470]

>>11217966
My main orders from McDonald's are one mcchicken and one hamburger or one filet o fish with no cheese and a hamburger.

[Anonymous No.11220501]

Once I ordered a honey chicken strip sandwich combo with a side of whole jalapeno at Whataburger. When I get my order, I check if they put the jalapeno in the bag, because the dumb niggers that work there always mess up my order. Sure enough, it's not there. So I tell them I'm missing a whole jalapeno. The nigger cashier says "hol up" and he brings me a whole other bag of food. I take it and leave. It was another honey chicken strip sandwich and medium fries. I ate both sandwiches and both fries.

[Anonymous No.11220559]

3 x Mayo Chicken and 3 x double cheeseburger in one sitting. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.11220577]

>>11217966
Two, maybe three.

[Anonymous No.11220596]

>>11217966
4, but i'm more of a wendy's JBC man, i can put away a dozen of those at once

[Anonymous No.11220686]

I have never in my life eaten a McChicken and I never will because McDonalds viral marketing that shit ruined this board. I will never buy a Monster either.

[Anonymous No.11220699]

>>11220686

[Anonymous No.11220724]

>>11220686
>i'm an iconoclast who is immune from the strategies of marketing pirates
Niggah, they have strategies targeting specifically your modus operandi.

[Anonymous No.11220730]

None.