>Vegan Brisket is delicious >Vegan Burger gets burger of the year award. >Tastes great as well being more ethical and less environmentally harmful. Has vegan food finally surpassed meat?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:25:36 2018 No.11217408 [Reply] [Original]

>Vegan Brisket is delicious
>Vegan Burger gets burger of the year award.
>Tastes great as well being more ethical and less environmentally harmful.

Has vegan food finally surpassed meat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:28:06 2018 No.11217415 it looks like shitty old bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:28:20 2018 No.11217417 Refuse to believe without a straight comparison. Unless he's comparing it with a real slab of smoked brisket, saying "the taste and texture is great too!" is pretty moot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:34:39 2018 No.11217434 >>11217408 You know the majority of vegans will just start eating meat again when lab-grown meat is available

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:36:46 2018 No.11217443 >>11217408 the fact that vegans try to emulate meat shows how unnatural veganism is. the fact that this eludes the little shits is just astounding.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:38:33 2018 No.11217448

>>11217443
>the fact that vegans try to emulate meat shows how unnatural veganism is.
Natural doesn't mean good and unnatural doesn't mean bad. You have the more obsessed ones who try to say being vegan is healthier (even though omnivores can eat everything vegans do) but it's not like modern meat production is natural either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:50:03 2018 No.11217484 >>11217415 I don't really care but if it tastes good I'll eat it, this being said that kinda looks like a cookie or something

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:53:23 2018 No.11217493
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>>11217408
No, but it's those kinds of hivemind fads that rule the minds and lifestyle choices of those who publish these awards, stories, and other similar bullshit to the eager crowds that think they've seen everything and just want the latest thing, like only covering white-on-black crimes, gay pride news, Trump-hate, and anything else you can think of that go against the grain of historical norms.

Vegan is perfectly justifiable, to an extent (not 'veganism'), but how people abuse this system to spread their brands and ideas in a less than ethically persuasive manner is nothing to give them credit for.
I personally believe that most (the majority of) vegans (that means more than half) are only vegan because they see it as a healthier solution to their diets, and people will try anything if enough people online, on television, or those checkout line magazines say that meat and animal by products can cause any kind less-than-desirable physical/mental effect. Everyone just wants to be loved....
>"Why not cut out expensive meat costs while cutting out carbs? I'll just tell everyone I'm doing it for the animals."
And they've never even been within 50 miles of a farm. Also, this >>11217434 and >>11217443

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:55:37 2018 No.11217501 >>11217443 >>11217434 The cook said he used to love Barbeque and eat it a lot until he had a heart attack and he had to give up meat and fatty foods to stay healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 21:59:37 2018 No.11217511 >>11217417 rest in piece m00t

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:07:48 2018 No.11217532 >>11217443 >the fact that this eludes the little shits is just astounding. it doesn't, you just think you can figure things out about people by staring at a wall. every vegan I've ever met is aware that the texture and taste of meat is enjoyable

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:08:31 2018 No.11217535 >>11217501 >makes bbq sauce with extra sugar Heart attack at 32 just seems like he had some genetic issues or something else going on though. Doubt it was caused by meat unless it was literally the only thing he ever ate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:09:05 2018 No.11217536 >>11217443 The fact that you try to emulate horse drawn buggies by driving a car shows how unnatural your life is. the fact that the notion hat it's most ethical to do the least killing possible eludes you little shits is astounding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:14:44 2018 No.11217557 File: 92 KB, 638x1000, 1537070009935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217408 >ethical >applying human morals to animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:16:18 2018 No.11217560 >>11217415 Came here ti post this, it looks like slightly burnt rye or raisin bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:16:53 2018 No.11217562 File: 474 KB, 750x1334, 8A2CA5D6-A0DB-441E-9CEC-506514DC94DE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217408 >Vegan Burger gets burger of the year award OP is either a liar, a fag, a shitposting australian, or all of the above. What a shocker

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:17:13 2018 No.11217565 >>11217511 Who's m00t?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:18:00 2018 No.11217570 >>11217562 Where's the lie? The screencap shows it getting burger of the year awards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:18:30 2018 No.11217575 >>11217443 The internet is unnatural. Please stop using it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:20:32 2018 No.11217583 >>11217565 Founding member of Darude, the band that plays Sandstorm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:22:12 2018 No.11217594 >>11217565 Died of cancer 2015

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:23:30 2018 No.11217601 >>11217408 meat fags btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:23:41 2018 No.11217602 >>11217570 The first link shows it not being a part of any contest to begin with and the second is in australia. My point stands

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:24:57 2018 No.11217611 >>11217408 >Make a BBQ sauce pastry >Claim to have surpassed meat No

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:26:24 2018 No.11217621 >>11217532 and those same little micro-brained publickly-skewled tards claim to believe in having evolved from primordial soup. how can they deny their cravings for meat is the proper order of things then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:26:41 2018 No.11217623 >>11217417 *pretty great

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:27:09 2018 No.11217625 >>11217536 Not even close to a good comparison, chump. What vegans are doing is putting a saddle on a donkey and calling it a race horse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:27:58 2018 No.11217629 >>11217621 >how can they deny their cravings for meat is the proper order of things then? Most of them just have issues with factory farming and other things associated with modern meat production.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:29:19 2018 No.11217634 >>11217575 i will eat meat and play on 4chan simultaneously. just to annoy you. you're welcome

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:29:21 2018 No.11217635 >>11217625 Please, we all know that vegetarian (they have no standards). Real vegan pay two strong humans to don a race horse costume and then mount the abomination saying that while it's not a real horse ride at least it doesn't exploit an animal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:30:07 2018 No.11217642 >>11217634 And I will eat vegan meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:49:11 2018 No.11217706 >>11217621 Is the new meme to deny the theory of evolution?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 22:49:12 2018 No.11217705 >>11217642 >vegan >meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:27:46 2018 No.11217807 File: 106 KB, 645x968, 1524419083793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >vegan brisket

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:30:19 2018 No.11217813 File: 73 KB, 200x241, 1519389610034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217635 kek. Fair point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:32:05 2018 No.11217817 honest to god tried it in edmonton has a super bean-y taste to it but the limpwristed fag serving it and eating it was cucking out because he said it reminded him of the taste he used to taste when he would eat meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:40:29 2018 No.11217841 >>11217408 >Magazine targeted at fags gives awards to vegan foods Color me shocked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:46:09 2018 No.11217856 Why? Just eat Indian food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:48:02 2018 No.11217857 I'm vegan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:54:27 2018 No.11217874 >>11217408 Proof that veganism is an unnatural diet. If they really hated meat and dairy they wouldn't be obsessed with recreating vegan versions of meat and dairy products.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:58:18 2018 No.11217884 >>11217874 Natural doesn't mean good. Most of them don't hate animal products, just how they're acquired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 23:59:29 2018 No.11217889 >>11217408 I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a brick of really good hash. Then I realized it was fucking tofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:06:49 2018 No.11217908 >>11217884 Animals will always be harmed to create animal products.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:07:16 2018 No.11217912 >>11217434 Why shouldn't they?

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:10:17 2018 No.11217923

>>11217908
There are rare situations like someone having a pet chicken that won't be slaughtered that lays eggs which can be eaten. And lab-grown meat will also solve that issue.

>>11217912
Why shouldn't they hate how they're acquired? I'm not saying they shouldn't. Killing animals for food is natural but that doesn't mean it's good and should just be accepted. But I think focusing on buying from good sources and minimizing waste/overconsumption until lab-grown meat is a better solution than trying to make everyone go vegan, which probably won't work, and isn't a perfect solution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:13:29 2018 No.11217931 Vegans are in a little cult of their own. Their award-winning food is about as important as the porn awards or BET awards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:17:53 2018 No.11217937 >>11217408 Only if you're a politically charged hack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:24:03 2018 No.11217950 >>11217923 >There are rare situations like someone having a pet chicken that won't be slaughtered that lays eggs which can be eaten. Meat is murder. Dairy is rape. You are a fake vegan, turn your badge in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:27:23 2018 No.11217958 File: 20 KB, 445x549, 1502664535986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217501 >Cut fatty food to stay healthy >Miso, beer, BBQ sauce with extra sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:31:12 2018 No.11217964 >>11217443 we do this every thread. its an ethical thing. people love the taste of meat, and they want it without having to kill an animal for it. sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:40:32 2018 No.11217989 >>11217408 This is just a plain "soy steak", aka a soy protein product. I've had it before, it tastes like whatever you put on it (salt, sauce, whatever). The texture is that of a weird sponge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:58:05 2018 No.11218031 >>11217958 Anyone with brains knows you don't need to cut out anything entirely, just don't shovel it into your face

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 00:59:02 2018 No.11218032 >>11217501 this dude is legit roasting sugar on top of his buckwheat or whatever the fuck and eating it and hes thinking that its good for him god save the trifling vegans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 01:05:04 2018 No.11218052 >>11217408 >Smoking with oak fucking gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 01:53:46 2018 No.11218154 >>11217989 >This is just a plain "soy steak", aka a soy protein product There's some soy in miso but it's mostly jackfruit and seitan, neither of those are soy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 01:54:47 2018 No.11218157 >>11217950 I never claimed to be vegan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:05:45 2018 No.11218170 File: 31 KB, 200x245, thumb__p_did-the-world-forget-about-human-shrek-via-r-memeeconomy-_a-33206642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11218052 also >hot smoking jackfruit and seitan mixture for 18 fucking hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:14:29 2018 No.11218182 >>11218170 Yeah that's a long time even for an actual piece of beef of that size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:18:57 2018 No.11218189 File: 103 KB, 270x177, better than meat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmmm this vegan sludge is so yummy, I don't care it doesn't really taste like meat. It's actually better than meat! yum yum

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:45:03 2018 No.11218234 File: 14 KB, 194x259, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217408 Meatards BTFO. When will Meatlets ever learn? Never you wanna know why because they're a bunch of murdering retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:47:57 2018 No.11218242 File: 16 KB, 292x278, mws.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11218234 >Meatards >Meatlets

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:49:54 2018 No.11218246 >>11218242 Come meat me, I'll fuck y'all up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:59:39 2018 No.11218269 >>11217434 Lab grown meat is grown from animal cells...its not vegan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 03:14:37 2018 No.11218298 Vegans are dumb faggots, news at 10

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 03:17:39 2018 No.11218305

>>11218269
Yeah some of them make that argument, and some say we just don't need meat at all so it's pointless. I really don't like the people who say this and get pretty annoyed that other vegans never deal with them. But the cells can be collected without having to kill for them so that's enough for a lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 03:51:18 2018 No.11218361 >>11217408 I would like to point that technically that's a barbecued fruitcake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 03:58:23 2018 No.11218375 >>11217536 >most ethical 2spooky4me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 04:04:25 2018 No.11218393 >>11218361 It technically isnt in any way

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 04:09:54 2018 No.11218411 >>11218393 It's jackfruit with a gluten and soy binder mixed with alcohol and topped with a sugar glaze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 04:19:16 2018 No.11218436 >>11217408 It's absolutely insane how many carbs vegans are willing to eat

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 04:21:39 2018 No.11218445

>>11217408
Mental illness and confusion. Being vegan long enough damages their cognitive and rational abilities, and at certain loops of the illness they take random vegetables/grains/fruits/biproducts and attempt to prepare them as one would meat.
At advanced stages of the disease of veganism they believe they are acquiring full nutrition from a small selection of often overprocessed products, and even have flavor hallucinations.

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 05:44:36 2018 No.11218568

>>11217408
Why the fuck are you vegans so fucking disgusting? If I don't feel like eating meat, I'll have a nice salad, maybe some vegetarian risotto, or beans on rice, or something. Why the fuck do you make these over-processed abominations? Just eat normal food, fucking brainlets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 06:25:40 2018 No.11218628 >>11217565 Can confirm both of these are correct: >>11217594 >>11217583

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 06:54:56 2018 No.11218666 >>11217557 >Implying human morals don't apply to animals

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 08:21:39 2018 No.11218824 >>11217443 Ree barbecue flavour is for meat only reeee. This is the real problem vegan is facing is that meat eaters think they own the market of flavours

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 08:24:54 2018 No.11218830 >>11217408 >>11217415 That looks like a compost heap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 08:25:41 2018 No.11218832 >>11217408 >Beer >Vegan Fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 08:26:32 2018 No.11218835 >>11217570 >>11217602 Also, 2015.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 08:27:47 2018 No.11218837 >>11217408 What about the oily fatty meaty part. This is more like a meat loaf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 08:28:29 2018 No.11218839 18 hour smoking over oak. Heh. Cows have a smaller carbon footprint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:00:13 2018 No.11218896 >>11218032 definitely less bad for him than sugar slabbed pieces of fatty animal meat that are proven to be carcinogenic and diabetes inducing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:11:58 2018 No.11218923 >>11218896 >proven to be carcinogenic and diabetes inducing Never proven. Learn what a proof is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:12:59 2018 No.11218926 >>11217408 >Plus I don't feel gross after eating it! If you feel gross after eating brisket you have a problem.

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:13:56 2018 No.11218927

>>11218896
There is no evidence to suggest fresh meat is carcinogenic nor that it causes diabetes, a high fat diet which has plenty of animal fats and protein has been shown to reverse type 2 diabetes completely. Maybe you are thinking of proccessed meats which contain a bunch of other things aswell as sugar. but its no different to any other processed product that doesnt contain meat, its bad for your health because of all of the other shit in it, not the meat itself. Just like nicotine itself is not a carcinogen, its all the other shit thats in it that is. Dont let the facts get in the way of your vegan agenda however.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:49:04 2018 No.11219027 >>11218923 Campfire smoke is more carcinogenic than cigarette smoke. And the faggot smoked that shit for 18 hours on oak, meaning it's like concentrated cancer. Don't even try to compare that to an actual brisket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:51:47 2018 No.11219033 vegetables are great on their own and they have their ownn recipes there is no need for it to imitate meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:53:57 2018 No.11219039 >>11218926 I feel gross after looking at that log of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 10:00:10 2018 No.11219064 >>11217408 What the fuck did they do to that poor jackfruit? Also >I'm vegan but I still crave meat products and lie to myself about the disgusting imitations that are an affront even to the Buddha

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 12:11:27 2018 No.11219422
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>>11218568
Oi, retard engage your fucking Brain or are you fucking Brain-dead? If so give that miniscule borderline organ to one of your grubby, ugly, fat arsed, animal murdering, incest loving, mouth gorming, "shit them selves in public", fish Cunt stenching family members. YA TWOT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 12:13:00 2018 No.11219426 >>11217408 It looks like an overcooked hamburger patty

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 12:15:56 2018 No.11219432 File: 8 KB, 228x67, 0~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11218568 >>11219422 So they can fucking eat it and save the life of a rat, you fucking tramp. Pic Related it on you mums front door.

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 12:22:35 2018 No.11219447
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>calls it at a success
>no bark at all on it
What a pathetic excuse for a brisket smoked for EIGHTEEN HOURS.
Compare pic with OP, vegans. It's just vegan loaf molded into brisket shape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 12:23:50 2018 No.11219450 >>11217408 vegans are pretty hilarious

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 14:25:05 2018 No.11219818 >>11217408 looks foul but i'd have to give it a shot before writing it off as such

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 14:48:25 2018 No.11219922 File: 96 KB, 550x321, 432343234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dick Lube

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 14:50:32 2018 No.11219936 >>11219447 Did you cook that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 15:22:44 2018 No.11220099 File: 14 KB, 239x211, jackfruit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jackfruit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 15:23:33 2018 No.11220104 >>11220099 the only fruit that gives you salmonella without being contaminated

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 15:25:07 2018 No.11220110 >>11217408 >make loaf of bread >call it meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:07:04 2018 No.11220295 File: 13 KB, 532x42, IS IT MEAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eating meat imitation as vegan has the same stigma as fucking a realdoll modeled after a ten year old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:16:19 2018 No.11220327 File: 33 KB, 640x480, 1489122274823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217408 >all the carcinogens, none of the flavor or texture!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:16:40 2018 No.11220329 >>11219432 What's wrong with eating vegetables? Why do you have to pretend you're eating meat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:35:25 2018 No.11220425 >>11217950 Meat is murder, so what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:36:53 2018 No.11220428 >>11218269 Vegans are usually vegan because of ethical reasons. With lab grown meat, those ethical reasons are removed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:38:04 2018 No.11220436 >>11218896 Seems like you've bought into the "fat == bad" jewish brainwashing. Sorry about your decaying brain and perpetual hunger you are unable to satiate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:40:36 2018 No.11220446 >>11219872 Nice strawman. Blaming the meat instead of the starches and carbs, real smart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:41:38 2018 No.11220449 >>11220099 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:41:43 2018 No.11220452 >>11220425 >Consumption is murder. >Life is death. Or, let's throw these indistinguishable non-distinctions in the trash, and call both what they really are: change

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:43:24 2018 No.11220457 >>11220452 I agree. I wouldn't call the act of eating murder. It's just how it is. Vegans are fighting against life itself, and they will always lose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:43:48 2018 No.11220459 >>11220436 >it's always the Jews fault for everything in this world, even though a white man pushed circumcision in the US

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:55:30 2018 No.11220703 File: 214 KB, 699x919, 1537275592268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217443

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:58:21 2018 No.11220715 >>11217557 But they're applying human ethics to human action anon. Your argument would work if they were saying "it's unethical for animals to kill" or something along those lines

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 17:59:59 2018 No.11220722 >>11217408 It already did unfortunately. They scientific backing for veganism. No plant based diets BTFO. But methane pollution from cow shit is carbon neutral.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:05:35 2018 No.11220745 >>11217443 this. if animals aren't bred to eat they wouldn't exist. it's the same argument as 'life is pain so people should stop living but suicide is still wrong :^)'

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:40:17 2018 No.11220872

>>11220715
The carnist argument breaks down when they argue humans are ethically and morally superior to, and more valuable than other animals, but then declare they should still be motivated by the reptilian element of their brain and continue to feast on flesh. A vegan recognizes that the superior being would renounce and eliminate the reptilian elements of their behavior for the benefit of the planet, currently being pillaged for profit, and as an evolutionary advancement for the species.

Sorry carnists, you've been btfo by your own failure at logic. Perhaps all that meat cholesterol is slowing down the ol' synapses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:44:44 2018 No.11220885 >>11220872 >Carnist Stopped reading right there.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:53:00 2018 No.11220912 >>11220890 What's the left one? Bold Nigger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:56:54 2018 No.11220926 If we all stopped eating meat the vast majority of cows, pigs, etc would die out. It would be a genocide. They literally only exist because of humanity

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:58:07 2018 No.11220930

>>11220872
If the goal is reducing enviornmental harm or harm to the planet as a whole then why are people preaching veganism instead of a local diet based on traditional farming practices? It doesn't get any more enviornmentally friendly than small-scale farms that are mostly crops but with a small number of animals as well. The ratio is critically important. The animals eat the waste (to humans) parts of the crops, and the animal waste fertilizes the field. The animals also provide food in the winter when there are few crops available. This eliminates the need for industrial fertilizers and pesticides, as well as the dependence on smoke-belching ships and trucks that the vegan diet has.

...but no, you won't hear about that, because the real purpose of the vegan religion is virtue-signalling cultlike behavior. Actual harm reduction is not part of the motivation for it at all.

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 18:59:11 2018 No.11220934

>>11220926
>cows and pigs spontaneously combust because we dont slaughter them by the millions daily

Riveting theory

>they literally only exist because of humanity
Wild bovine and pigs have existed for millenia. Any dependence they have on humans is caused by humans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:01:47 2018 No.11220942 >>11220930 Localism is not mutually exclusive to veganism nor necessarily 100% viable as a means of sustainability. Hydroponics is the future anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:05:25 2018 No.11220954 >>11220942 On this board we obey the universal speed limit - the speed of light. I'm afraid you've attempted to move the goalposts faster than even the speed of light, xir. You are under arrest, do not resist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:07:31 2018 No.11220965 File: 390 KB, 461x400, FFCEB3D5-28D3-4617-B5D8-E1CAD4ADC446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >vegans so starved for complete protein they have to pretend to eat it Typical

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:07:40 2018 No.11220966 >>11220954 There was no goalposts being moved. You’re just a fat retard on damage control because his dumb ad hominem got squashed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:10:14 2018 No.11220972 File: 163 KB, 900x623, 28meatsdsaffg_1519694526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217408 Is lab grown beef vegan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:15:24 2018 No.11220993 I don't like when they claim it tastes like meat and it fucking doesn't at all. I was tricked into trying a Beyond Meat Burger and it tasted of cooked bac-os more than any sort of meat product. >>11220926 >pigs would die out Hahahahah

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:16:36 2018 No.11220996 >>11220972 No, because it needs tissue harvested from animals to grow from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:18:32 2018 No.11221003 >>11220993 Beyond Burger tastes like an average burger you get at a neighbors BBQ, only a slight aftertaste is what gives it away that tastes of fake meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 20:00:09 2018 No.11221140 >>11220934 Domesticated farm animals cannot survive in the wild.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 20:08:02 2018 No.11221161 >>11221140 That wasn’t anyone’s point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 21:59:13 2018 No.11221466 >>11219027 i dont remember the last time i read something this autistic and horribly wrong thats so obviously mistaken on so many levels yet i still dont believe its bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 22:04:38 2018 No.11221487 >>11217408 >what is cognitive dissonance

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 22:05:02 2018 No.11221488 File: 60 KB, 500x375, chicago diner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The vegan reuben at Chicago Diner is bretty good.

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 22:08:54 2018 No.11221490

>I'm vegan
>ok
>I'm gunna make MEAT!
>what?
I'll never understand this retarded fucking position. Falafels are vegan, rich in protein, and fucking delciious. Why are you constantly trying to make vegetables taste like meat? You literally fucking cannot achieve this to anything beyond parity with a mcdonalds dried out frozen patty, and even then you get no cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 22:36:10 2018 No.11221545 File: 16 KB, 240x240, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stop believing vegan lies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 23:01:09 2018 No.11221641 >>11217408 When did vegans invade this board? I don't remember seeing all these shit threads few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 23:04:31 2018 No.11221654 >>11221641 they’re lashing out because they lost the 2016 election

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 23:10:00 2018 No.11221674 File: 93 KB, 900x900, E25F4769-072C-4DB5-8463-289B106311F3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221545 hehe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:25:50 2018 No.11221893 >>11220930 >If the goal is reducing enviornmental harm or harm to the planet as a whole It isn't. It's a reaction to all the suffering the animals are put through in order to get some pleasure (tasty meat)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 00:27:06 2018 No.11221897 >>11221490 There's nothing contradictory about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:27:59 2018 No.11222053 >>11221893 >pleasure (tasty meat) it is not "pleasure", it is a necessity. fuck, vegans are masochists.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:44:32 2018 No.11222096
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>you shouldn't eat meat because you should get high off the good feeling in your brain you get when you pretend to care about animals and trick yourself into doing a good thing
>*makes food that looks and try's to taste like meat*
>you can live with out meat
>*takes 50 supplements*
>let me show you a infomeme pic that shows meat causes cancer and fat McDonald pictures
>*kills baby and pets when forcing them on a vegan diet*
>we humans only ate plants back then
>*ignores that that would mean all we did all day was eat plants and nothing else*
>*ignores the creation of tools specialty made for haunting
>MEAT KEKS ARE CRAZY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 01:54:32 2018 No.11222125 >>11222053 You could eat much less meat produced at a higher cost to be certain that they were treated ok. It's not necessary to eat the amounts most people eat, it's only for the sake of the pleasure from the tasty meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:02:58 2018 No.11222144 >>11222125 Some people unfortunately do not have the money to make sure all their chicken or beef was raised the best way possible. It is regrettable to an extent, but when it comes down to it I will choose my health over an animal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:07:11 2018 No.11222158 >>11222144 You can eat less meat then. It's not necessary to eat the amounts most people eat, it's only for the sake of the pleasure from the tasty meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:08:49 2018 No.11222165 >>11222158 I eat what I need, nothing more, nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 02:42:15 2018 No.11222303 >>11221488 It’s not reuben unless there’s corned beef and swiss cheese in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 03:11:50 2018 No.11222403 >>11218269 At that point you're vegan JUST to be vegan and feel special about it. If your vitamin b12 deficiency didn't already do it, I'd tell you to kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 03:15:16 2018 No.11222418 File: 51 KB, 413x243, 1536729590786.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11220890

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 09:04:47 2018 No.11223145

>>11221893
He says as he imports his avacados and asparagus from third world countries where they ship them over on freightliners or planes negating any sort of harm reduction in the process. Unless you are buying seasonal vegetables grown without fertiliser in your local area and walking everywhere you are not making a big enough impact not eating meat. You are completely futile to say that being vegan is a good ethical with your dietary variety

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 09:11:09 2018 No.11223173 >soak and cover some vegetables in sugar >haha veganism is so much healthier and more ethical!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 11:16:52 2018 No.11223457 File: 43 KB, 470x353, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217408 >Plus I don't feel gross after eating it! >Plus I don't feel gross after eating it! >Plus I don't feel gross after eating it! >feeling gross after eating brisket

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:04:00 2018 No.11223585 >>11217408 That brisket is legit disgusting looking, and vegan food that attempts to mimic meat is a fucking cruel joke to the ethically raised animals whose lives we take and transform into god tier cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:08:18 2018 No.11223592 >>11223145 >you are not making big enough impact Complete damage control. The nitrous oxide and methane alone from animal agriculture alone is worse than any other thing on the planet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:10:07 2018 No.11223599 >>11217408 Is beer vegan then? Does yeast get a free pass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:18:12 2018 No.11223621 beer isn't vegan, yeastlivesmatter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:36:32 2018 No.11223665 >>11217408 What's the point in smoking that for 18 hours? This is like when trannies try to use tampons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:38:34 2018 No.11223669 >>11221893 More humans suffer on imported products than by shopping local vegan or not. Vegans put animals before humans. Antihumanists.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:40:01 2018 No.11223671

>>11223592
>The nitrous oxide and methane alone from animal agriculture alone is worse than any other thing on the planet
It's not even close to the harm caused by fertilizer runoff or mining rare earth minerals for computer chips and rechargeable batteries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:57:30 2018 No.11223712 >>11221897 There is everything contradictory about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 12:59:49 2018 No.11223717 >>11221490 The ultimate goal for a vegan looks to be to turn everyone vegan. And since not destroying the planet and living a healthier lifestyle is not convincing enough, making alternatives seems like a rational approach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:03:15 2018 No.11223726 >>11217408 Who gives any of these awards? Why should I even care?

Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) Wed Sep 19 13:10:11 2018 No.11223748
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Here's a redpill thought exercise for your malnourished and sugar-addicted garbovore sheep brains. Imagine a big band playing swing time back in the 50s. Read this in Frank Sinatra's voice.

No More Sugar

I'm a writin' on up this silly little song
To stop procrastinating
All the damn year long
I'm a cookin' up the meat
At the crack of morning dawn
So fire up the grill and baby grab your favorite tongs

Masticating meat keeps me aplomb
Abdicate the sugar queen she's a bomb
I'd advocate the carnivore diet for every mom

She goes tick, a tick, tick tick, a tock
Tick, a tick, tick tick, a tocka tocka
Tick, a tick, tick tick, a tock
Tick, a tick, tick tick, a tocka tock

Countin' down the days to a malady
Instead of rollie-rockin to the melody
Your fountain of sweet tears
Breaks my joyful harmony
And so I'll set you free my sweet lady

No more sugar
Now I can't do no wrong
No more sugar
Now I'm singin' a song
No more sugar
Now I'm bangin' a gong
No you can't stop me now until the day is gone
But don't catch me too late because I'll just be dozin' along

Keep the mattress clean and firm
Because the early bird gets the worm
I'm singin' to confirm my new way of life
Yes I'm singin' it again to confirm nature's true way of life!

With all the drinkin' and drama and strife so deep
Let me sleep!
It's alright!
I don't need such a night life!
When I'm tucked in next to you
Oh my beautiful wife

>Eat meat exclusively
>Drink water exclusively
>Get good sleep
>Have things to do other than masturbate, vidya, and chan vegetation.

Come here with a purpose next time other than shilling suicide cult propaganda. I could have been just happily grillin' and chillin' with my entire extended multigenerational family and village like the good old days but no, the military-industrial-agricultural-pharmaceutical-prison-media-government cabal had to fuck it all up by domesticating and enslaving us all with agri-CULT-ure. I miss open hand to hand battle. Fuck you and your psyops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:14:46 2018 No.11223772 >>11223671 Highly debatable since methane and nitrous oxide are at least 100x more potent greenhouse gases than carbon dioxide. And thats just emissions and nothing related to deforestation and waste management

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:20:59 2018 No.11223797

>>11223772
I wasn't talking about greenhouse gases you twit. I was talking about the fact that nowadays people walk around with literal toxic waste in their pockets and seem to think nothing of it. Do a little research about the harm done to make the batteries for portable electronics or semiconductors in general. Our smartphones are killing the planet far worse than meat is. But I guess the instabook generation doesn't really care about that, the memes are just too important to let go of, just like how boomers can't be arsed to give up their meat addiction...but worse. That battery waste will be around forever. Greenhouse gases eventually break down. And speaking of greenhouse gases, the electricity required to fuel the meme machine generates an ungodly amount of CO2 as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 13:34:40 2018 No.11223854 >>11217443 /thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:41:04 2018 No.11224118 the future is vegan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 14:46:41 2018 No.11224149 >>11221140 Yes, they can, and often do. Pigs revert to their primal states in a matter of weeks.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 15:34:07 2018 No.11224359

>>11224149
True. In fact the feral hog population are just that. There was a small population of european boars brought over to the US but they rapidly bred with feral hogs and there are believed to be no wild boar populations left in the US, just feral hogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 15:42:46 2018 No.11224395 >>11222096 I now imagine cavemen in sheets saying boo chasing after a woolly mammoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 15:44:16 2018 No.11224402 >>11217565 Arch rival of hotwheels and died of the gay cancer. He returned from the dead to take pictures of a boxx that plays with animals. His final rest came about by a Japanese soi salesman who beat him at suduko. May he rest in pieces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 17:35:45 2018 No.11224827 >>11217415 Exactly. Like brisket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:20:12 2018 No.11224966 >>11221545 >gets food poisoning and calls it a "cleansing"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:27:00 2018 No.11224992 >>11220872 This is your brain on slave morality.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:27:27 2018 No.11224994

>>11217493
Trump-love is the fad, friend. If Trump were up for re-election today, running against Hillary again, he would still win, because Trump lovers are driven solely by a persecution complex and a distrust of news (see facts, evidence, reality). And this is the prevalent demographic because modern Americans are, on average, idiots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:29:20 2018 No.11225002 >>11221893 >pathological altruism

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:31:54 2018 No.11225009 >>11223599 >>11223621 Yeast is a fungus.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:08:09 2018 No.11225145

>>11224992
>ad hominem
Not an argument. See the conclusions developed logically from the premise.
Omnivore's (aka carnists) cannot defeat the logic of the argument sealed and delivered. Try harder silly boy.

tl;dr carnists argue superior spiritual worth while living lives according to crocodilian ethics and morality

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 19:13:18 2018 No.11225164 >vegans always try to replicate meat dishes >never actually make flavorful vegan friendly dishes that are original >literally spend all their time bitching about meat yet they've never looked up an indian vegan cookbook

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