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What are your experiences with the real "hood nigga" drinks?
We're having a Straight Outta Compton viewing party, I pulled the longest straw to bring drinks and I want to be accurate.

>> No.11217280

/tv/

>> No.11217282

Can't go wrong with Olde English, aka Eazy E's favorite drink

>> No.11217317

>>11217266
Old English and Colt 45 taste the best. Get Mickey's big mouths if you cant get 40s of OE or Colt.

>> No.11217323

they all taste the way a wet dog smells...

>> No.11217326

Old E mixed with OJ is good if you're a 15 year old ne'er do well in the 90's.

>> No.11217335

>>11217266
this shit is unbelievably lame. fucken retard.

>> No.11217339
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>>11217266
That movie is full of lies and Ice Cube wasn't a real gangster, people just bought into his projected image without questioning it

>> No.11217342

>>11217280
Is shit

>> No.11217344

>>11217339
DR.DRE WAS A SHE-THING

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>>11217344

>> No.11217352

Steel Reserve is the finest of the bunch. Whatchu know about SR? Probably nothing.

>> No.11217354

>>11217344
>>11217348
Leaving out real muthaphuckkin g's was criminal.

>> No.11217374

>>11217266
Old English 800 there is no other way

>> No.11217381

Steel reserve, St Ides and olde e are the gangsta drinks. Colt, King cobra and Mickeys are what the drunk punx drank.

>> No.11217432

>>11217266
Some of those 40s appealed to difficult cultures, like irish Mickeys. Colt 45 was for sure marketed to black culture and it's canned in Los Angeles. Could always get some Ice beer, or chill down some Alize, Hypnotiq or Ciroc. Last but not least Bartles &Jaymes were huge in the 80s

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>>11217266
this is a must-have

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>>11217339

>> No.11217507

>>11217442
http://www.bumwine.com/

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>>11217266
The first 2 and the last one. This too if you got girls there >>11217442
>>11217507
This is interesting

>> No.11217548

Mickey's and Olde English were my choices when I was a rich white high school kid hanging out with gang members.

Those were the days.

>> No.11217578

>>11217548
>drinking
I smoked with all the 'gang members'
They were fuckin' silly. We never drank, because if we did wed probably end up robbin' shit or gettin' in fights.

>> No.11217638

there's a scene with Colt 45 in the movie

>> No.11217653

>>11217266
If you can find it locally, the Colt 45, but the 45ounce, not the 40ounce, but the 45 ounce Colt 45.

>> No.11217713

>>11217578
Smoking always put me to sleep. I never got into trouble and I always had friends making sure I didn't end up in a situation where I'd be part of their shit robbing or fighting. Just chill and get faded while they did their shit.

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getting fucking ripped

>>11217442

way too sweet

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>> No.11217749

>>11217266
>Mickey's
My dad had to buy a case of this for my Great Aunt everytime she came into town when I was a kid. She lived to be like 90 before she finally croaked.
Best part is the whole family is white as shit

>> No.11217761

>>11217746
PROBABLY TONS

>> No.11217768

Colt, mickeys and cobra taste the best but have lower abv than the others i think. They’re all around 6%

Never seen st ides in a store, I’m on the east coast. Steel is good but you probably know tons about that. OE only comes in plastic here so fuck that.

Mickeys and colt for me are the best

>> No.11217787

>>11217768
I agree. Colt, Mickeys and Cobra are the most drinkable by far. Wish they were more widely available in 12oz.

>> No.11217793

>>11217787

The mickeys bomber bottle 6 packs are around but hard to find and usually not as economically priced as the 40oz version

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>>11217266
that line up would be
mickeys
colt 45 ('Bull' in the hood)
olde english ('8ball')
st. ides
cobra.
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steal reserve is literally the worst piss you can drink.

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>>11217761

>> No.11217827

>>11217507
What's the word?

>> No.11217828

>>11217805
>>11217787
This. Mickeys just tastes like very very sweet beer.

>> No.11217855

>>11217266
Henny and Olde English should do the trick, really.

>> No.11217862

>>11217266
But if you want ACTUAL "hood nigga" drinks, just buy the cheapest fucking beer you can find that doesn't even have a dedicated website when you google it, or has weird legal disclaimers like "this beer meets all minimum codes for export. Not for sale in Germany"

If you're actually partying with blacks, and you bring a 24 pack of ice cold Boxer, Lost Lake, or Red Peak, you're gonna get a lot of knowing nods and high fives.

>> No.11217953

>>11217442
Nigga this is the truth. If you don't bring a bottle of mad dog then you can cant say you did it right.

>> No.11218061

>>11217862

In America if you wanna party with blacks show up with a case of bud ice, natty ice, waukees best ice for beer and henny, johnny walker or some mid/top shelf vodka like belvy/goose/ciroc for liqour

I live in the hood in the south

>> No.11218077

>>11218061

Forgot bud light platinum and high life for hood beer favorites

>> No.11218113

>>11217266
Unfortunately colt 45 is the only one that still comes in a glass bottle so that’s what I would go with

>> No.11218114

when I lived in the hood my old black neighbor drank a lot of Heineken and Natty Ice. Sometimes he'd throw me a couple beers if I'd drive him up to the convenience sto'.

>> No.11218118
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>>11217266
I never understood why someone would drink that cheap shit. If you're going to have some beers have some beers. If you're looking to get drunk as quick and cheap as possible just get a small bottle of some shitty spirit. Malt liquor is like a compromise between the two.

>> No.11218120

>>11218113

We still have mickeys, cobra, natty and hurricane in glass. OE and steel are plastic in NC

>> No.11218121

>>11218118

why did you post a pic of a god.

>> No.11218125

>>11218121
I just picked a random image from my reaction folder and it happened to be Big Cock Brock

>> No.11218130

>>11218120
Must be a regional thing. We still get some beer 40s in glass but pretty much all malt liquor here (NY) has been plastic for a few years now

>> No.11218138

>>11218130

I can see why New York is almost all plastic, it’s common to smash your 40 in the street what you know about that

>> No.11219607

steel reserve with a plastic straw

>> No.11219954

>>11217266
Colt 45 and steel reserve everything else belongs in a garbage can.

>> No.11220088

Anaconda malt liquor, it gives you OOOOO

>> No.11220120

you obviously have to play edward 40hands while you watch this. tape a 40 in each hand and you cant remove it until you finish it.

>> No.11220125

>>11217442
My nigga

I love me some colt 45s when my friend and I are gonna play some vidya all night I buy a 45 and drink that throughout the night.

>> No.11220133

Those are not even hood drinks anymore. They're bum drinks. Even hoodrats drink Modelo or Heiniken now. They'll add a couple of shots or a 1/4 pint of 100 proof banana schnapps to the mix but 40s are considered straight bum fuel. Maybe a 25 oz. Natty Daddy.

>> No.11220141

>>11220133
I got a couple of hood nigga friends, this is mildly accurate.. They drink mad dog, 40s and shit socially but when they're just at home they tend to like coronas around here.
Alot of them really like white girl drinks, wine coolers and shit that my girlfriend drinks

>> No.11220162

I can get through almost four 40s of King Cobra before I get too full.

>> No.11220192

>>11220162
You must be a rather large fellow

>> No.11220205

>>11217266
Colt 45 is actually pretty good, tastes like any mediocre lager and is a great value.
Olde English is alright but has a metallic taste to it.
Steel Reserve is rough as shit but will get you gooned (whatchu know about that? probly tons)
Haven't tried the other ones
>>11217442
This shit tastes like antifreeze but if you're going for the degenerate aesthetic it's a must.
The grape and orange flavors are passable.

>> No.11220211

>>11220205
Red ones are where its at

>> No.11220218

>>11218118
40s are perfect for sipping over an hour if you're trying to relax and get a little buzzed. Pounding shots will just make you sick or too drunk, and drinking enough good beer to get drunk is expensive.

>> No.11220219

>>11220205
>but if you're going for the degenerate aesthetic it's a must.
Yeah, that's why I suggested it...certainly not for its flavor. BTW, that flavor is the only one with the "bling bling" decoration on the label.

>> No.11220246

You cant recreate the feeling because 40s only come in fucking plastic bottles now. Im forced to drink 4$ a bottle microbrew 22s now shit sucks

>> No.11220283

>>11220246
What are you talking about? I just bought a Colt 45 the other day and it was in a big ass glass bottle

>> No.11220294

>>11220283
the dont sell colt 45 around here

>> No.11220314

>>11220211
Strawberry banana? I think that's the only one I haven't tried, I could never stand that flavor

>> No.11220332

>>11220314
That's pink-ish looking. There's one that's called dragonfruit or something that's bright red like a stop sign.

>> No.11220338

>>11217326
t. west coast gang banger

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>>11217266
Don't forget the 4loko my dude. That's some real nigga sheeit right there.

>> No.11220373

>>11220314
>>11220332
Na the red one is strawberry banana.. The banana flavor is barely even noticeable though .. it's basically just strawberry.. the only pink one i'm aware of is the melon flavor (which is okay.. has a really jank after taste though) and the peaches and cream one (which is pretty decent)

>> No.11220376

steel reserve is good for a shit beer, thats what i get when i want to get drunk but not murder my wallet

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you gotta have that peach ciroc my nigga this aint the fucking 80s

>> No.11220657

>>11217768
st. ides is lowkey the best one of the malt liquors
i used to buy em from the bodega in brooklyn
so i can confirm they are sold on the east coast though perhaps not near you

>> No.11220663

St. Ides is the best malt liquor but the hardest one to find
used to buy it in brooklyn so i know it exists on the east coast at least

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>>11217505
Why does he wear a lifejacket? I thought ice cubes float in water

>> No.11220679

>>11220192
For you

>> No.11220738

>>11220657

I thought St. Ide's was east coast-only

I think it's a New York thing

I see them up here in Massachusetts

>> No.11220830

You always shit on flyovers, but I can drive down the street from my house and go to the drive through liquor store at 2:00 in the morning and buy malt liquor without even having to get out of the car. Don't even need to be dressed. Fuck you.

>> No.11220943

Purple drank... if you don't know what that is because you're not from the dirty south, that's codeine cough syrup and Sprite

>> No.11220949

>>11220943
niggers are doing the dumb drug? what IQ do they have afterwards

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>>11217266

NOT AS GOOD AS IPA!

>> No.11221019

>>11217442
I've been trying to google but can't find shit. can someone who's had this tell me how much sugar is in it on the "nutrients facts" label?

>> No.11221064

>>11221019
If you're concerned about calories in Mad Dog, you haven't hit bottom yet.

>> No.11221187

>>11220943
I thought codeine wuz dat yellow, and DXM was purple drank. Also South Coast best coast.

>> No.11221189

>>11217266
Old E and Steel Reserve is what I drank when I was broke as fuck and had no job.

>> No.11221206

>>11217266
Dude, if you're going to buy a 40, buy Steel Reserve. They all taste like shit, but Steel and St. Ides has the most alcohol. St. Ides tastes fucking horrible, and so does Steel, but not as bad.

8.1% for Steel Reserve. After your first half of a 40 you don't even taste it anymore.

>> No.11221217

>>11221187
Purple drank can be made with regular robo or codeine cough syrup depending on whats available

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>>11217266
steel reserve is the best out of those. Earthquake is decent, and that new one called eight ball or something like that is the best out of all combined.

But if you truly want to get balls to the wall fucked up on cheap nigger swill, and I think you know what I'm going to say, there's only one way to do it. The dreaded 4LOCO.

>> No.11221277

>>11221019
Alcohol doesn't have a nutrition label most of the time for some reason. I'm not sure why, because I hate anything with added sugar and it makes it harder to avoid that.

Apparently it's because the FDA requires nutrition labels but the ATF doesn't. Pretty annoying.

>> No.11221285

Bring 40s for everyone but also a keg of not garbage to fill the bottles up after.

>> No.11221392

>>11221217
I know, though I was under the impression that codeine is generally the standard and also that there was an unofficial "colour coding" in that DXM syrups are yellow.

>> No.11221452

Just drank three 40s of King Cobra
How many hyfrocodone can I chew before I pass out

>> No.11221553

>>11221452
hydrocodone keeps me awake. how do you respond?

>> No.11221564

>>11221277
this bar near me that's exclusively microbrews includes the calories on their beer menu which is really fuckin odd but I like it. You can kinda tell which beer is a "throw everything in and give it a cool name" and which is more nuanced just off of that. Oddly it's in the most flyover of flyover places.

>> No.11221580

>>11218118
Because it's cheap as fuck and isnt straight liquor. You can stomach it easy enough and buy it by the case.

>> No.11221587

>>11221553
Been a while since I had it, but dope like that always makes me sleepy

>> No.11221593

Mickeys or Olde English for the thinking man

Steel Reserve if you really want to be a drunk hood nigger that shit is absolute swill but really gets the job done as far as getting fucked up goes

>> No.11221610

>>11217352

Please, hood friend, Hurricane is the best of the bunch. Have yourself a Category 5 Experience.

>> No.11221622

>>11217793

The 40s give the true hood experience. Get the 40s.

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I bought a 40 of this the other day, tastes like miller high life. Not enough alcohol in it.

>> No.11221804

>>11217442
this right here

>> No.11221813

>>11217335
reddit is that way, snowflake

>> No.11221832

>>11221813
i don't care if you wanna larp as niggers. I can just tell you and your bros are lame as shit. try harder.

>> No.11221858

>>11220141

All thanks to Drake and him pushing Moscato i presume

>> No.11221878

>>11217266
Get OE and orange juice and make brass monkeys. Makes it wayyyy more palatable and actually taste pretty good.

>> No.11222185

>>11217266
No hurricane??? SHIT LIST

>> No.11222221

>>11217266
I prefer steel reserve for my malt liquor

>> No.11222269

>>11222221
One off I'm gonna kill myself

>>11222222

>> No.11222311

Anybody ever have that e40 40?

Shit nearly killed me.