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>mom found the xanthan gum

>> No.11209776

>>11209768
no i didn't you little homo

>> No.11210106

Better rubber up

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>dad discovered the centrifuge

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>sister uncovered the sodium alginate

>> No.11210207

Mom found out where I live and called the cops on me again

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>>11209768
>living with your parents

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>wifey found the soy lecithin

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>mother found the retirement home vouchers
At least she didn't find the shotgun.

>> No.11210294

>reddit op exposed xirself

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>>11209768
>cousin discovered the nutritional yeast vats

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>uncle unearthed the celery seed extract

>> No.11210308

>>11209768
>mom
Underageb&n

>> No.11210322

>gf found the msg

>> No.11210638

>>11210290
>xhe saved the thumbnail

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My wife's boyfriend located the partially hydrogenated soybean oil

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>dad found the Creatin

>> No.11210852

>haha we did it reddit ebic bread!

you faggots make me sick

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I use 90 g of Aromat @ wk.

>> No.11210918

>>11209776
>>11210106
>>11210232
>>11210294
>>11210308
>>11210638
>>11210852
Back to r.eddit.

>> No.11210941

>>11210918
Underage confirmed

>> No.11211065

>>11209768
>friends sister found my xanthan gum(labeled xtremely hot do not use -anon)
>used it as spices for her hot wings
>uses fucking all of it no joke thinks it's just like dried buffalo sauce
>invited all her friends over to eat some during a party
>people at it, doesn't kick in right away since faggots were dipping it in ranch and shit
>5 minutes into the party someone begging for soda(wrong thing dipshit)
>this proceeds to everyone coughing and gagging
>some stupid niggers wipe their eyes for more burn
>some kids go to the hospital because of this
>it's my fault somehow

>> No.11211775

>>11209768
>sister searched for the sodium bicarbonate
it's over

>> No.11211783

This is my first day from reddit and why are you still living with your mom you f*ggots.

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>Grandma found the bag of Riboflavin

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Boss identified the high fructose corn syrup

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>>11209768
>Dad salted the rapedwarf

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>grandma raided the saffron sarcophagus

>> No.11213416

>daddy found the pizza bones

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>stepsister found the red no. 2
how do i get out of this one bros?

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>>11209768
>mother misappropriated the msg

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>>11213023
Oh you keep one too huh?

I hate it when family plays around in my kitchen though.

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>abuela apprehended the sodium citrate

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>Brother located the artificial flavor

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>grandpa found Activa RM enzyme-based meat glue

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>>11209768
>local neighborhood loli stuffed all the thiamine mononitrate up her crotch

>> No.11215883

>>11214219
That actually happened to me. It was in an unlabeled jar and she assumed it was sugar and baked an apple crisp with it.

>> No.11215896

>make pocket pies for myself
>seal with my semen instead of eggwash
>family eats some without asking

>> No.11215937

>>11215883
My mom did this also, but it was her who confused her ingredient jars.

>> No.11215958

>>11215896
lmao

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>father moved the oxirane

PUT IT BACK
I'M NOT DONE SYNTHESIZING MYSELF DINNER

>> No.11217698

>maid found the kentucky jelly

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> police raid my apartment
> gram, milligram scales
> 12 rack dehydrator
> vitamix, ninja, food processor, spice grinder, mortar and pestle
> instantpot, ice cream machine, convection oven
> graduated cylanders, funnels, dark glass dropper bottles
> cheesecloth, muslin bags
> pH test strips, electric pH meter, laser thermometer
> xanthan gum, gum arabic, mastic gum, guar gum, high acetyl gellan, locust bean gum
> iota, lambda, kappa carrageenan, agar
> soy lecithin
> tapioca maltodextrin and starch, glucomannan powder
> lactic and citric acid powder
> calcium hydroxide
> sodium citrate, potassium chloride
> kelcogel LT100
> ultratex 3, 4, 8
> erithritol, sucralose, and stevia extract powders
> IMO syrup, vegetable glycerin
> Pea and wheat protein isolate
> MSG, kala namak, beetroot powder, several types of mushroom powder
> Camembert and mesophilic cultures, transglutaminase, vegetable rennet

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>mom comes to visit and finds the bike pump

>> No.11218219

>>11217745
Braap

>> No.11218226

>2nd cousin-in-law found the transglutaminase

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>The Locust God found the locust bean gum

>> No.11218230

>>11209768
>mom bought the xantham gum
Feels good to live in a keto household

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>second cousin finds my culinary splooge

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>grandma found the chicken drying apparatus

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>>11217745
What was your excuse?

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The step-niece finds your non-organic Oregano. Wat do?

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>>11218273
there can be no witnesses

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Babushka found my natural flavors. Blyat.