Ways to drive people cooking up the wall

[Anonymous No.11209493]

I like to go up to whatever they are cooking, it makes no difference what it is, and add a tablespoon of water. If they protest, I just say that a little water never hurt anyone. It never affects the taste, or does anything at all, but nevertheless, they really get steamed.

[Anonymous No.11209494]

>>11209493
I’m gay btw, not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.11209504]

>add water to sandwich
>add water to cereal
>add water to biscotti

[Anonymous No.11209506]

>>11209493
this really flames my onions

[Anonymous No.11209509]

>>11209493
Go up to someone who's cooking and suck their dikk. That'll really cheese them off

[Anonymous No.11209522]

>Liking anything they don't like.

List of some of the things I like:

Well-Done Steak
Tea with cream
Tea with bourbon
Keeping my tea in the fridge
Labatt Blue
China Lily Soy Sauce

[Anonymous No.11209540]

>>11209504
>cooking a sandwich
>cooking cereal

And your probably can't cook whatever the third thing is either

[Anonymous No.11209542]

>>11209493
>but nevertheless, they really get steamed.
Badum tsst.

[Anonymous No.11209697]

>>11209540
>What is a reuben
>What is granola
>What is an Italian cookie, you uncultured twit
Go add water to melting chocolate. See how fast you get screamed at/hit.

[Anonymous No.11209729]

>>11209493
>Melting chocolate on the stove
>some faggot comes up and adds a tablespoon of water
>throw hot, grainy chocolate in faggot's face >tell faggot a little water never hurt anyone

[Anonymous No.11209767]

>>11209493
>Deep frying on the stove
>some faggot comes up and adds a tablespoon of water
>throw splattering, popping oil in faggot's face >tell faggot a little water never hurt anyone

[Anonymous No.11209772]

>>11209493
>they really get steamed.
heh

[Anonymous No.11209844]

>>11209493
This reads like something from Catcher in the Rye. The conversational tone, the old slang ("steamed"), the small scale annoying conduct.

[Anonymous No.11209850]

>>11209493
I like to help by washing the dishes and equipment as the cook finishes with them.

[Anonymous No.11209893]

>inb4 wanting to fuck anon as his anime character

[Anonymous No.11209946]

>>11209844
Wow you're so well read anon

[Anonymous No.11210042]

>>11209946
Beat it, phoney.

[Anonymous No.11210058]

>>11209522
My stepdad put baileys in his green tea.

[Anonymous No.11210061]

>>11209493
I used to love throwing a small amount of calcium powder into food. It would make people really freak out about the white power but it is good for you and doesn't affect taste at all

[Anonymous No.11210062]

>>11209850
Someone once washed my chicken pan that I put aside. RIP Pansauce.

[Anonymous No.11210369]

>>11210062
This is why people who was dishes are soulless assholes and you just know if you tried to explain to them how they aggrieved you, they would cloak themselves in moral superiority and endlessly repeat that they were just doing you a favor and never learn anything whatsoever from the negative feedback.