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>muh "deenz"
>eating fish bones
>eating intestines
>eating fish poop
Literally the worst /ck/ meme.

>> No.11207897

>>11207884
At least you're not eating monsanto poisons and mutations.

>> No.11207898

>>11207884
w2c deenie bois wit heads?

>> No.11207906

>>11207897
Nope, just mercury.

>> No.11207923

>bones
nothing wrong with that. It's a miracle of nature to be able to eat some bones so easily because they got softened by the oil. Doesn't taste bad, good for you.
>intestines
Nothing wrong with that. Traditional sausages are made with guts, and tons of other dishes.
>poop
Meh. Doesn't taste bad, there's not much of it, if any. Dead people shit after they die, so why not fishes too

>> No.11207925

>>11207884
Finally someone around here with some sense.

>> No.11207928
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Superior little fish coming through

>> No.11207932

>>11207884
Little fishes in cans are top tier poverty food.

>> No.11207940

>>11207906
>significant amounts of mercury in small oily fish
It's really mostly a concern with large fish that feed on the little fish

>> No.11207944

>>11207940
this

>> No.11207952
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11207952

>tinned mackerel

no bones
no skin
no guts

mercury intolerance is for low test putos

>> No.11207954

mackerel>deenz

>> No.11207957

>>11207928
Based sprats are superior to kippers and 'deenz.

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>>11207957
Superior levels of contamination, maybe

>> No.11207978

>>11207884
>Good source of calcium
>Wasting a third of good meat cause of muh squeamish
>Proper deenz are purged before collection
Don't even like deenz but you are being retarded for no reason.

>> No.11207982

>>11207884
Op, you've already eaten more poop than you can even imagine.

>> No.11208001

Herring is the superior fish.

>> No.11208218

>>11207982
wut

>> No.11208265

>>11207884
only soibois don't enjoy deens. i buy 7 tins every week, 1 for each day, bitch ass nigga

>> No.11208286

The fish bones hurt my soft soyboy gums! This is such a meme! Seems suck and are for boomers! They don't even taste like soy or 'racha! Inedible!

>> No.11208297

>>11207906
Big fish that live for decades eating little fish build up mercury, that or else they live in like a polluted shithole like the gulf of california

>> No.11208350

>>11208265
I eat vegan apart from two or three cans of deenz per week. High test heart disease and diabetes proof alpha male

>> No.11208362

>>11208286
This is some high effort shitposting

>> No.11208366

>>11207932
they're too expensive to be poverty food

>> No.11208373

I used to eat sardines for dinner.
Now I put 4 carrots in my baby girl's ears.
Baby baby can't you see, I really love your fleshy waist.

>> No.11208375

>>11208373
wat

>> No.11208380

>>11208350
>on 4chins
>alpha male
sure.

>> No.11208415

>>11208366
>£0.45p

>expensive

>> No.11208422

Marie Elisabeth from Portugal is the patrician deen brand

>> No.11208434

>>11208415
well sure, if you're buying garbage tier nearly inedible deenz

>> No.11208447

>>11208434
>being a deenz snob
>not realising all deenz come from the same body of water
>paying more for brands when they're all the same

embarrassing

>> No.11208457

>>11207884
>he's too much of a pussy to even eat skinless/boneless sardines
bitch

>> No.11208477

>>11208447
they're not all the same, tastelet

>> No.11208483

>>11208447
>same body of water = same exact quality of fish in every single can
this is the perfect bait

>> No.11208787

>>11207906
You're a moron. Little fish like sardines have negligible Mercury levels. I swear /ck/ has the highest concentration of complete brainlets, after /pol/eddit of course.

>> No.11208809

>>11208350
>I eat vegan
opinion discarded

>> No.11208824
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>> No.11208825

>>11208787
>/pol/eddit

brainlet detected

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>>11208787

>> No.11209027
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11209027

I don't know why, but I like the Dollar Store "beech cliff" sardines way better than other brands.

There's just a better taste to them imho.

>> No.11209042

>>11207923
Leave it to /CK/ to defend eating literal shit.

>> No.11209152

>>11207884
It's a /fit/ meme dumbass.

>> No.11209162

>>11207884
are those googly eyes?

>> No.11209224
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>>11208375
birthdays was the worst days you stupid uncultured bitch

>> No.11209231

>>11208286
You need to open your mind! I like a nice can of deenz with a helping of my wife's boyfriend Ma'lik's homemade white sauce.

>> No.11209355

>>11207957
sprats are sardines, hipster

>> No.11209377

>>11208787
/pol/ may be a bit like Reddit, but why is that a bad thing? Reddit and /pol/ were responsible for electing the president that will finally fix America, so doesn't that redeem them?

>>11208825
>>11208959
This. MAGA!

>> No.11209412

>>11207884
>>eating intestines

what fucking 13cent sardines have you been eating that dont remove the guts?

>> No.11209685

>>11207884
I may try some on pizza soon

>> No.11209747

>>11207884
sardines are an absolute wonder and the backbone of my diet
by the way only unrefined people eat them as is, even the most expensive cans need some more gutting to be fully appreciated
it's important to avoid boneless sardines, because you'll lose most of the taste and the fine wine magic won't occur
t. huge sardines autist

>> No.11209763

>>11207884
A good can of deenz takes away the pain of my aching back and neck cuz they're loaded with Omega 3 and 6.

>> No.11209809

>>11207884
Y’all are niggers that cain’t reckernize them chocolate sardines. Git you some culture, morans.

>> No.11209810

>>11207906
Good to hear you're keeping up with your vaccines.

>> No.11209813

>>11207923
>Dead people shit after they die, so why not fishes too
what the absolute fuck

>> No.11209832

>>11208265
Be careful. Eating a lot of canned fish gave me the gout.
Also high in arsenic

>> No.11209841

>>11209377
low quality bait is low quality

>> No.11210265
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>>11208825
>>11208959
Can anyone really beat the well thought out arguments of /pol/?

>> No.11210268

>>11207884
Nobody eats sardines regularly

It's fun to eat every now and again to feel like your poor

>> No.11210269

>>11208825
Not an argument

>> No.11210292

>>11210265
Lol! Nice one sistah! We have to keep on fighting these disgusting racist reactionary /pol/tards! #WeAreTheResistance

>> No.11210306

>>11210269
>Not an argument
The irony of you saying this should really get your noggin joggin if at all possible.

>> No.11210319

>>11209832

Arsenic, in small enough doses, can slow aging

>> No.11210324

>not eating boneless skinless deenz in olive oil

>> No.11210330

>>11210324
Boneless skinless sardines are basically tuna. They don't provide the authentic sardines experience.

>> No.11210567

>>11207897
>Muh GMO meme

>> No.11210570

>>11207884
objectively the most redpilled post in this site

>> No.11210615

>>11210570
eating them whole as they are IS the redpill.

>> No.11210691
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11210691

Could one sub deenz with mackerel?

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>>11207923
>Dead people shit after they die, so why not fishes too

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11210766

>>11210567
>muh
>meme
Convincing argument. You must be one of the better paid shills out there.

>> No.11211059

>>11207884
You know you can get fillets that are gutted, de-headed and even de-boned right?

>> No.11211066

>>11210319
and in high enough doses it can prevent it entirely

>> No.11211345

>>11208787
You should check /tv/ and /v/ if you think /ck/ is bad.

>> No.11211391

>>11209042
Sardines mainly eat plankton which is mainly plantoid, so it's wholesome vegetarian algae poop. Not much mercury either since they're at the very bottom of the food chain.

>> No.11211398

>>11209162
https://nypost.com/2018/09/03/supermarket-stuck-googly-eyes-on-fish-to-make-them-look-fresh/

>> No.11212912

>>11210292
Not an argument.

>> No.11212980

>>11212912
Nice meme honey! Keep speaking your truth, queen!

>> No.11213021

Op clearly doesn't lift

>> No.11213084

>>11207884
>he doesn't eat his deenz every day
pleb

>> No.11213178

>>11207884
Just got back from a fishing trip on the ocean for tuna. The captain had sardines as the bait fish, I could have grabbed and kept some. He didn't seem to give two fucks what we did with them since we paid for them. We had kids on the boat throwing the sardines at seagulls and the seals. I did too

>> No.11213291

>Get sardines on pizza
>Sardines taste like hyper-salty turds
Why can't pizza places get low-sodium deenz? Or oysters, maybe?

>> No.11213300

>>11213291
Surely you mean anchovies on pizza.

>> No.11213313

>>11213300
i think pretending you don't know the difference between anchovies and sardines is a new meme, i've seen posts almost exactly like this at least three times now

>> No.11213332

fish is poverty food period. all of it. why eat inferior tasting protein? i wouldn't eat seafood even if i was stranded on an island unless i had to. fish are disgusting, not to mention the bottom feeder water bugs that every one loves.

>> No.11213343

>>11207897
Can you please stop shitting up every thread fucking shit man

>> No.11213357

>>11213313
I did mean anchovies, but alas, I am just a humble pleb

>> No.11213363

>>11213313
The average landlubber doesn't know his small fish. It's diappointing, I know.

>> No.11213676

>>11209224
Biggie died very young from his lifestyle.
You call it being cultured.

>> No.11213684

>>11207928
I'm Russian... gotta pick up a can of these soon

>> No.11213808

What is with the bone hate?

Thats free calcium, vitamin 6, amongst other things

>> No.11213830

>>11213808
it's just soyboys pay them no mind

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11213843

>>11207923
>eating shit is okay
Made me lol

>> No.11213864

>>11207952
That looks really good. I don't buy canned fish cause I'm afraid it'll have heads or scales on them still.

>> No.11213871

>>11212980
Not an argument.

>> No.11213878

>>11213808
>Pressing 6 instead of d
I do not even know how I did that

>> No.11214024

>>11213808
>vitamin 6
I dunno why but that made me laugh

>> No.11214035

>>11209224
Lemme get dozen with uuuuuuh
2 cake
2 glazed
4 chocolate cake
4 chocolate iced with sprinkles

>> No.11214043

I've never had sardines before, do you eat them plain? I'll buy some tomorrow

>> No.11214058

>>11209224
powdered cake looks like an anus

>> No.11214060

>>11214043
on saltines with hot sauce is best

>> No.11214064

>>11214043
No. You eat them on toast. Also add baked beans and cheese.

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>>11214064
>baked beans and cheese

>> No.11214133

>>11214043
Mash them up in the tin and add hot sauce.

>> No.11214429

what the hell is up with this meme? did amerifats heard of canned fish just now?

>> No.11214437

>>11213878
Its just a fancy backwards d

>> No.11214442

>>11207884
I bet you'll never experience the joy of netting some tiny fish, deep frying them and just eating them whole like fries. Icky food fearing babby.

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>>11214043
that's going to depend entirely on what kind you get, and what they're in. There are many kinds, of many qualities, and they can be tinned in water, olive oil, hotsauce, mustard, etc.

For a beginner I recommend these. No heads, no bones, no guts. No strong fish taste. Cheap (1.50 a can at my store). Super high in protien and the good fats, can be eaten straight or on crackers (like triscuits or wheat thins), on toast or crustini, mashed up with hot sauce, added into a salad oil and all, etc

One tin is 80 calories or so, and 19 g of protien. If you've never payed attention to nutrition label before, that is fucking insane. There should be no strong fishy odor or taste, if there is the tin has been punctured and it's gone bad. That said just be cautious where you dispose the tin as it will leave a lingering whiff after a while after opening.

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>>11214463
depending on brand and origin, your 'Sardine' may in fact be a Sardine, a Sprat, or a Round Herring. These are all small, mildly flavored fish. Ignore the disinfo at the top of this thread - Sardines have the lowest mercury level of all fish types, mercury will concentrate itself at the top of the food chain in larger predator fish. Sardines will be eviscerated (disemboweled) before packing, meaning no guts. If they ARE tinned with guts, they will have been purgated before processing, meaning they will have had their bowels cleansed by being held in a tank with refreshed water until they've pooped themselves clean (similar to how escargot will be processed before cooking)

'Kippered' just means it's been smoked, or more likely treated with liquid smoke. Traditionally smoked kippers are fairly rare. If your tin says kippered that just means it's in the kippered style, so it's a bit smokey (again, most likely through artificial means, unless they're fancy fucks from the Isle of Man)

The brand I recommended will have no bones, but many do. These bones can be easily removed, or simply eaten. They have no taste and crumble easily. I'm not fond simply because they disintergrate and become sort of gritty in my mouth, but they are actually healthsome to eat (good calcium)

>>11214429
For a long time canned fish and canned foods in generals had a bad reputation in the west, it's only recently due to the advent of the /fit/ mindset as well as concerns about sustainability people are paying attention to 'bait' fish like the sardine again. So yes, in a way. As with most /ck/ memes, blame /fit/

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>>11214486
The flavor should be very mild and briny, like the sea. I reiterate there should be no strong odor when you open the tin, but you should dispose of the tin in an outside can or wash them thoroughly before throwing them out.

Eat them straight as a snack, on toast or crackers, add to a salad, use as a protien ingredient, etc. Very versatile

Do NOT mix up with Anchovies, which are completely different. Anchovies are even smaller and are literally little salt/natural msg bombs, they're a flavoring ingredient and not meant to be eaten straight

>> No.11214510

>>11214495
PS: Oh and it should be obvious but canned sardines have all been cooked as part of the canning process, so they are not 'raw'. If you use them as an ingredient, keep this in mind when cooking and give them a short cook/fry time, otherwise they'll disintergrate

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>>11213343
>rarely ever mentioned..
>REEEEEEEEEE every thread!!!
Holy autism moley.
Monsanto should really start investing in better shills. It's not like they lack the funds.

>> No.11214674

>>11207952
>no bones
>no skin
>no guts
>no fun

I like it when I get the sardines that are full of eggs

>> No.11214748

>>11214674
I've heard about those but I've never gotten one sadly.

>> No.11214754

>>11207923
>hey buddy don't eat that burger it's made of shit!
>meh, people shit when they die so why not eat shit, you know?

Son get back in your cage.

>> No.11214762

>>11207906
*arsenic

>> No.11214845

>>11214754
I think he meant that if fish evacuate their bowels after death there isn't much left by the time you eat the fish.