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Which liquor has the most aesthetic bottle?

>> No.11201478
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>> No.11201481
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not my personal choice, but it does have a place in this debate

>> No.11201482
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Is beer allowed?

>> No.11201484

>>11201482
Those are ugly, though.

>> No.11201486
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>>11201484
guess again sweaty

>> No.11201487

>>11201482
Based. The new minotaur art this year looks sick

>> No.11201489

>>11201472
is this kraken different from the usual? I bought some in preparation for the hurricane. Was gonna get blasted last night, but i drank a 6 pack of ipa's and went to sleep

>> No.11201497

>>11201486

Not him, but these are still ugly.

>> No.11201500

>>11201486
surly the king of the ug fort

>> No.11201501

>>11201497
That's fine, I don't drink.

>> No.11201505

>>11201472
>>11201478
>>11201482
>>11201486
reddit

>>11201481
literally the only one so far that isn't entirely butt ugly

>> No.11201509

>>11201486
I bet Three Floyds is better

>> No.11201515
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>>11201472
Ardbeg is pretty stylish. It also kicks the shit out of Laphroaig.

>> No.11201521

>>11201472
definitely not that one. looks like the type of affectation mallgoths and steampunks would enjoy

>> No.11201532

>>11201482
surly king of the beer fort

>> No.11201595
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>>11201472
/thread

>> No.11201625
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>> No.11201633

>>11201625
What's in the pomegranate?

>> No.11201637
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>>11201481
>>11201505

>> No.11201638

>>11201500
kek

>> No.11201641

>>11201633
Grenadine

>> No.11201643
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>> No.11201672

>>11201625
You see a lot of these on military bases. Every shopette has them.

>> No.11201691
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>>11201595
More like which liquor has the most STUPID bottle?

>> No.11201697

>>11201641
nice

>> No.11201698

>>11201515
Desu, Lagavullin is better than either.

>> No.11201703

>>11201486
>>11201482

Those are really fucking gay. Tryhard poser shit.

>> No.11201706

>>11201703
>t. NPC

>> No.11201714

>>11201706
D'aw the virgin learned a new meme.

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>>11201726
Based. I have one of these sitting on my shelf from years ago. Never actually had the beer though.

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>>11201482
>>11201486
At least post an actual aesthetic beer bottle you fucking child.

>> No.11201901
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>>11201472
Aside from actually tasting like gold, it hosts a rather handsome bottle as well.

>> No.11201906

>>11201482
>RUSSIAN IMPERIAL STOUT
Definitely a minnesotan to have grabbed that.

>> No.11201908

>>11201901
>tasting like gold

Anon, solid gold is inedible.

>> No.11201911

>>11201908
You can eat it if you want, because it's mostly inert.

>> No.11201913

>>11201908
Senpai pussy tastes like gold as well but the gold I speak of is the honey laced liquor Dubliner version. A+, %2

>> No.11201917
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The stuff inside is pretty good, but the bottle is pretty cool since it looks like a pot still.

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>>11201472
Kraken looks like that now? Always looked like this in the store

>> No.11201947

>>11201929
Your pic is what it looks like now, at least on their own web store.

>> No.11201953

>>11201929
>>11201947

I think the bottle in OP's picture was a limited-edition bottle, but from what it looks like the actual rum inside it is no different. Essentially probably just a cool collector's thing or something for the holiday season to make it stand out on the shelf. Although I know exactly zero people who like Kraken enough to even collect or buy a limited edition bottle.

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The true winners

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>> No.11201972

>>11201961
>how can we make the bottle 3 feet tall without fitting more than a single shots worth of alcohol inside

>> No.11201986

>>11201972
It's still 750mL, you obnoxious faggot.

>> No.11201992
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>> No.11201996

>>11201972
Not him, but I work at a liquor store. They’re pretty decent sellers, and I grabbed one for a buddy as a housewarming gift. The only complaint anyone has about them is that they aren’t good to make/ drill bongs out of/ into.
I know I’m a poison pusher, but degens piss me off and this truly is the best choice for asceticism. Still 750ml, get fucked you dumb idiot.

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>>11201961

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>>11201992
I like stealing a juniper berry and sucking on it :-)

>> No.11202003

>>11201992
Only when it comes in the box, dingus.

>> No.11202006

>>11202001

i remember seeing magazine ads for bombay sapphire as a little kid.

the ads were so enticing and pretty that i was dying to try it. at age 6.

>> No.11202023
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>Simple
>Not over-designed
>Instantly recognizable

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>>11201481

The coolest thing about Blanton's bottles are the bottle tops with the horse and jockey on them. They have different figures each with a small letter on them that spell out BLANTONS. This one is "S" - look at the bottom of the horse's back hoof. Each cap has the horse and jockey in a different stride in sequence, with this last one being the horse winning a race and the jockey celebrating.

>> No.11202028

>>11202024
Why did you delete?

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>>11201481


>>11201481

The coolest thing about Blanton's bottles are the bottle tops with the horse and jockey on them. They have different figures each with a small letter on them that spell out BLANTONS. The one posted here originally (>>11201481) is "S" - look at the bottom of the horse's back hoof. Each cap has the horse and jockey in a different stride in sequence, with this last one being the horse winning a race and the jockey celebrating.

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>>11201625

>> No.11202063

>>11201481
This. I love my Blanton's bottle.

>> No.11202071

>>11202028
The wording changed to avoid confusion with the original Blanton's post when saying that the picture is of the "S" cap, whereas the picture in my post is a different one.

>> No.11202388
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I always liked the look of St Germain on a bar shelf or cart.

>> No.11202401

>>11202388

Not hating on the bottle, it's aesthetic as fuck, but has Elderflower become the new meme cocktail ingredient? It's absolutely everywhere on any hipster cocktail menu. That, and smoked fruits.

>> No.11202420

>>11202401
I've been drinking it for a few years in cocktails, but I'm only 26. I dunno if it's trendy or anything these days, but I've always had a 375ml bottle stocked on my bar cart for little drinks in the spring and summer. Can't hardly get through a regular sized bottle in 1 year.
I think the smoked fruits thing became trendy when those miniature handheld smoker machines became easily available. Also seems like the hype behind homemade bitters is dying down.

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11202437

Personal favourite, even comes with a measure

>> No.11202460

>>11202437
How is Tin Cup? I always see it in the stores by me, I just never pulled the trigger on a bottle since I am usually there for something else. What's it compare to, if anything?

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>>11201472
I'm a sucker for the saloon/Prohibition/deco aesthetic that some brands seem to be going for.

>> No.11202532

Are boxes or jugs for wine more effay?

>> No.11202537

>>11202023
gay and not Evan Williams

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>>11201894
Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>11202460
Bulleit, because of the high-rye mash.
Why the fuck are my captchas only about crosswalks and traffic lights?

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>>11202547
Re:Captcha now trains Google's self-driving car AI rather than digitizing old books.

>> No.11202570

>>11202556
>new york gin
eww

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>>11202556
Makes sense.
Good bottle design taste.

>> No.11202577

>>11202570
>>11202570
It's actually delicious though

>> No.11202587

>>11202577
Well if it tastes like it looks, then I doubt it.

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>>11201472

>> No.11202595

>>11202594
Chinese?

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>>11202595
Cambodia

>> No.11202609
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This is probably my favorite in my collection.

>> No.11202613

>>11202603
Fucking cool

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>>11202587

>> No.11202646

>>11202603
They're all oriental to me

>> No.11202651

>>11202547
Good taste

>> No.11202703
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Shaped like a flask for easy concealment.

You don't have to know how to read. Just look at the picture of the fruit.

And I like that opaque food coloring. Looks like candy.

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Hendricks has a lovely bottle. So has Jaegermeister.

>> No.11202730

>>11202717
About time someone posted Hendricks. My favorite bottle/label, and my favorite gin.

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>>11202730
Try this instead. While Hendricks is good, I'd put pic related on a level above it.

>> No.11202783

>>11201486
>>11201482
The bottle equivalent of wearing a graphic t-shirt in your 20s.

>> No.11202784

>>11202023
This
>>11202537
>evan Williams
I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Drink This

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>>11202783
I'm 29 and no one can stop me

>> No.11202790

>>11202783
It's the bottle equivalent of a shirt from a Cannibal Corpse album cover, or the Cradle of Filth "Jesus is a Cunt" nun shirt.

>> No.11202792

>>11202748
I feel like pouring from a wide-mouthed jar is just begging for a sloppy bar top

>> No.11202794

>>11202748
>le mason jar meme
>>11202783
Those art's interesting, I'd wear them on a shirt. Wouldn't drink the booze just because I liked the art though.

>> No.11202798

>>11201478
this. Staring at your own death from alcohol is very aesthetic. sage, alcohol is poison.

>> No.11202810

>>11201996
No fucking glass bottle is good to drill a bong hole into. When they make bongs the hole is made in the heated glass. Drilling through glass is an absurd pain in the balls.

>> No.11202816

>>11202798
>he b8s for (You)s on a taiwanese paper mache board in his free time
Where did it all go so wrong for (You)?

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>>11202810
>blocks your path

Would you look at that precise placement of the little logo jewel

>> No.11202826

I like hendrick's bottles

>> No.11202871

>>11202794
It's actually the best stout I've ever had. The only beer I'll pay over 10$ a bottle for

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I don't drink, but I tasted this once and baked a loaf of bread with some of it. Was pretty good. Lots of body.

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>>11202891
Worst possible choice.

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>>11202717
I love that 19th century apothecary look. Monkey 47 has it as well.

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>>11202943
Gin's generally have the best bottles. Roku Suntory is aesthetic as fuck as well.

>> No.11202969
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>>11202961
Bathtub Gin is another favorite of mine.

>> No.11202973

>>11202753
I've had it. It's pretty good, but my top 3 gins are Hendricks, Black Fox Cucumber, and Ungava.

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>>11202969
And Wien Gin just has the coolest fucking label.

>> No.11202980

>>11201691
based

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>>11201691

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>>11201472
>>11201478
>>11201481
>>11201482
>>11201486
>>11201595
>>11201625
>>11201726
>>11201894
>>11201901
>>11201917
>>11201929
>>11201961
>>11201966
>>11202023
>>11202388
>>11202437
>>11202524
>>11202540
>>11202556
>>11202572
>>11202594
>>11202603
>>11202609
>>11202703
>>11202748
>>11202753
>>11202822
>>11202891
>>11202943
shit

>>11201515
>>11201819
>>11201992
>>11202547
>>11202717
>>11202961
>>11202969
>>11202975
good

Also shoutout to Ballantine's 17

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always liked this one

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I like these cans

>> No.11203252

>>11203079
Always some spastic commenting on the whole thread. Nobody cares about your shit opinion.

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>>11203079

this should be a bannable offense.
You're an autistic fuck and your mother is a whore.
I bet you're a nigger too.

>> No.11203312

>>11203308
Reply walls ARE against the rules.
Last I checked anyways.

>> No.11203314

>>11203124
Love it.

>> No.11203337

>>11203124
Sugar kelp?`Damn, would've been a cool present for my brother's upcoming birthday, but my dealer doesn't have this one. How does that taste?

>> No.11203350

>>11201481
Holy hand grenade

>> No.11203364
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11203364

anything else is wrong

>> No.11203397
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This sgit right here

>> No.11203401

>>11202753
Gin should not be made in Scotland. Its decent but way overpriced. 15 quid for the gin, 25 for the bottle.

>> No.11203405

>>11203312
They are. Global rules are basically meaningless though.
Prime example is that racism isn't supposed to be allowed outside /b/.

>> No.11203412

>>11203364

How do they get the pear inside though?

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>>11203405

I've been banned multiple times for "racism" outside /b/. It's so fucking stupid and authoritarian with these new mods. all I said was "All niggers must hang to ensure the survival of the white race. Do the world a great service and kneel a nigger in the street before putting a bullet through his skull today." And I was banned for that?! What the hell!! It's not like I was wrong!!

fucking fascists man (/ck/ mods are pretty cool though, they know nigger food is garbage)

>> No.11203437

>>11203412
they put the bottles on the branches and let them grow

>> No.11203438

Most aesthetic whiskey moment I remember was sharing a house in Scotland with a bunch of Virginians and Bostonians and passing around a gallon plastic jug of Old Grandad and foot long doobies. Fucking loved those guys.

>> No.11203444

>>11203437

That's real fuckin neato

>> No.11203456

>>11203412
It grows in the bottle I think?

>> No.11203607

>>11202703
I hucked one of these off a warehouse rooftop and that shit hit the ground and bounced about 30 feet in the air. Form and function nigga.

It was empty though.

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>>11201472

>> No.11204146

>>11203412
The genuine ones are grown inside the bottles. Fake ones have removable bottoms that are sealed.

>> No.11204866
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>>11201472
gin is 100% the best spirit and if you think otherwise you're wrong

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>>11204866
rums pretty good too

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>> No.11204963

>>11204866
>neutral spirit with added flavoring
>best

:( im sad u could think this desu

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>>11201472

>> No.11204983

lol alcohol is gay

>> No.11204984

>>11204963
>neutral spirit with added flavours
>a spirit that can have so many different flavours and complexitys
yeah it is best

>> No.11205015

>>11203079
hey guys just replying to everyones posts like a fucking faggot

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>>11203079
This is you.....

>> No.11205067

>>11205062
what the fuck are they doing

>> No.11205071

>>11203675
Underrated and understated classic, too bad those cringelord edgy beers at the beginning of the the thread ruined the wax aesthetic

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>>11205067
Retard at work...

Helper at Golden Temple.

>> No.11205126
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>> No.11205136

>>11201726
Lucky Buddha has a cool bottle. I saved mine for good luck

>> No.11205150
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>>11201472
Old Gold Single Malt from Sikkim Distilleries

>> No.11205165
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>> No.11205210

>>11205202
>alchemy symbols
aesthetic af

>> No.11205280

>>11205150
Why is it shaped like a khukri?

>> No.11205314

>>11201929
>>11201947
>>11201953
Aww man, not him but I fucking love Kraken and if I had money to splurge I'd definitely buy a bottle like that.

>> No.11205317
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>>11205280
Inspired by Nepal’s Khukhri Rum

>> No.11205325

>>11205317
Holy shit that's tacky.
I love it.

>> No.11205329

>>11203675
>>11205071
enjoy your caramel coloring tryhard

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>>11205325

>> No.11205354
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pure working class aesthetic. the anti-design bottle.

>> No.11205396
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>>11205329
But that's neither Scotch, Canadian, or Irish whiskey.

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>> No.11205465

>>11201691
/thread

>> No.11205468
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Grappa bottles are pretty cool

>> No.11205469

>>11203308
>clicks on each post, responds yay or nay
>autistic
you're just lazy anon

>> No.11205473

>>11201992
This

>> No.11205475

>>11201726
fantastic bottle
super shit beer
made me a bit sad, really

>> No.11205480

>>11205473
Bacardi (they own st Germaine and Bombay) are good tier masters of visual marketing

>> No.11205507

>>11201929

God kraken is so terrible. Even as a poor college student I saw right through the marketing

>> No.11205518

>>11205396
>t. mestizo not reading ingredients

>> No.11205522

>>11205507
most shit college parties you either get Kracken or FireBall
Kracken is so much better

>> No.11205543

>>11205126
This shit is soooooo good in coffee.

>> No.11205550

>>11201819
It tastes like American Hinekin.

>> No.11205554

>>11205202
oy vey

>> No.11205561

>>11205463
thats so fucking gay and also really cool
I want to hate this for being some autistic edgy weeaboo shit but it is really neat and a unique idea
god damn it

>> No.11205563

>>11205469
>clicks on each post
that is fucking autistic you stupid faggot

>> No.11205564

>>11205561
>weeaboo
do you know where you are anon

>> No.11205566

>>11205563
holy shit you newfags
autistic is giving each and every post their own 'unique criticism' when we're 100+ images in
clicking takes, what, 2 minutes?

>> No.11205575
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I've always liked the Woodford Reserve Master's Collection bottles

>> No.11205631

>>11205566
>clicking every post isnt fucking autistic as fuck guys
>I didnt give them all a different comment, I just mass replied like a fucking faggot

>> No.11205633

>>11205631
keep trying anon, you'll fill that hole eventually

>> No.11205634

>>11205564
on a cooking board

>> No.11205635

>>11205634
>clicks about button
whodda guessed, 4chan is an anime image board

>> No.11205669

>>11205074
Niggers are really fucking useless

>> No.11205673

>>11205635
>anime board
>only like 2 or 3 boards are for anime
90% of the boards are for other stuff
lmao

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>>11205566

It's rude for people who want to read other people's posts, and don't want to see your stupid "nothing-post" every fucking response. WE DON'T CARE IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BAD OR GOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC NIGGER.

Okay?

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>>11205633
what an absolute non argument
seriously what the fuck does that have to do with what we were talking about at all?


>oh shit, everyone is calling me an autistic faggto for mass replying to the entire thread
>oh shit, I have no counter arguments
>better resort to tumblr comeback #318

>> No.11205732

>>11205673
So, how's your first week on 4chan going, buddy?

>> No.11205737

>>11205566
nobody asked you to respond to every post itt you fucking moron

>> No.11205747

>>11205698
yikes

>> No.11205757

>>11205732
>youre new!!!!!
holy shit, ebin

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Soviet a e s t h e t i c

>> No.11205770

>>11201472
How can one thing be "more" aesthetic than another? Is English your second or third language?

>> No.11205804

>>11205757
>>11205673
summer still isn't over
though it never will be

>> No.11205808
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>> No.11205810

>>11205680
>>11205698
>>11205737
>thinking i'm op
shit y'all are newfags aren't you

>> No.11205812

>>11205698
yikes

>> No.11205815
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>> No.11205824

>>11205804
SUMMER!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A SUMMER FAG!!!!!!!
UNDERAGE B&!!!!


damn man
you really have some great arguments and really original posts

>> No.11205825

>>11205824
>though it never will be
you'll learn how to comprehend someday anon, don't worry

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>> No.11205829

>>11205810
>y'all
go back

>> No.11205832

>>11205829
nah, more fun with the easy faggots

>> No.11205862 [DELETED] 

>>11203405
fuck you nigger faggot

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>>11203405
How do you tell a racist post from a non-racist one? Where do you draw the line?

>> No.11205911

>>11205825
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDD

>> No.11205914 [DELETED] 

>>11205896
>where do you draw the line
between the whites and the niggers obviously

>> No.11205916

>>11205824
Who are you quoting?

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>>11205832

You're the definition of a gay faggot. You're pathetic.

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>>11201472
hobgoblin/wychwood win labels

>> No.11205935

>>11205810
>>thinking i'm op
No? Just a fag.

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>>11201472
>>11205934

>> No.11205939

>>11205815

Oh, I like that.

>> No.11205941

>>11205934
made me remember nekrogoblikon
thanks anon

>> No.11205942

>>11205935
>>11205929
still two easy

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>>11205815
how does this bottle work?

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>>11205941

>> No.11205945

>>11205942

Being a retard on purpose is not trolling. We've been over this anon. Take your medications.

>> No.11205953

>>11205943
it holds liquid and then you can pour the liquid out of an opening in the bottle
I think the 2nd opening was made so people can use it as a bong because DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.11205958

>>11205953
Wrong. Also people who don't like marijuana are gay. You aren't gay, are you?
>>11205943
It has two different liqueurs in it. Two different compartments separate from each other. That's why there are two openings. It's very cool.

>> No.11205959

>>11205958
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

damn, I wish I was 12

>> No.11205964

>>11205959

Imagine being an adult with the brain of a child. What is that like faggot? You never had very many friends as a child did you anon?

>> No.11205965

>>11205945
try again, one day

>> No.11205966

>>11205964
>calling someone else childish
>smokes weed

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>>11205965

Even your mother thinks you're a loser lol. she tells me as much while I fuck her ass for $2 in pocket change and a half pack of cigarettes. She's the cheapest whore on the block.

>> No.11205969

>>11205967
>that insult
oh shit, I didnt realise it was the fucking 80's

>> No.11205971

>>11205966

Damn. It must suck being an NPC like you. A truly painful existence that you cannot even perceive.

>> No.11205982

>>11205971
>NPC meme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HOLY SHIT, HES ACTUALLY AN UNDERAGE /POL/DITTOR
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA


you're right man, real life is a videogame, other people are npc's and you and your friends are the only people in the world who actually think things

>> No.11205985

>>11205982

yikes lol
NPC confirmed

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>>11205971
and anyway smoking weed is the most "npc" thing ever, that, eating high fructose corn syrup, playing videogames and watching cartoons

here, I even included a screencap which you lot are so fond of

>> No.11205997

>>11205985
that is very based and redpilled my fellow PEDE

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>>11205958
>It has two different liqueurs in it. Two different compartments separate from each other. That's why there are two openings. It's very cool.
thankyou, it is very cool. i thought maybe it was like a chiller or something, put ice water in one compartment, booze in the other.

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>>11205990
>>11205982

NPC means you don't have an inner dialogue, which I don't think either of you have. Considering you both are trying to disprove the theory with non sequitur garbage like what media someone consumes or whether or not they smoke marijuana.

Are you an NPC? It depends if you have a consistent inner monologue. If you do not (which I don't think you do) you are an NPC.

I'm sorry for your disability. You can't even comprehend how pathetic your existence truly is.

>> No.11206001
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>>11205969

>> No.11206003
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The old Finlandia bottles.

>> No.11206004
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I feel like a pirate when I drink this

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>>11206003

>> No.11206012

>>11205999
>i am the only one who thinks things in their head
>holy shit, I am so special
>everyone who disagrees with me must not be able to think properly

dude it doesnt even matter what you say because I will just say you dont REALLY understand what I mean lmao XD

>> No.11206014

>>11205999
>he doesnt smoke weed
lmao, what a degenerate right?

>> No.11206019

>>11206012
>lmao XD
Wow. Yea, this is going to be a yikes from me. eing an NPC is a fate worse than death. You aren't even human.

>> No.11206033

>>11206019
XD
you sure got me anon
you really are the only real person in the world, everyone else is just a fake person put here to trick you
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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>>11206033

No, 25% of the world is not a NPC. You are part of the 75% that is a NPC. How do you not understand this? Oh shit, that's right. You're an NPC so you literally cannot even comprehend the hubris of your own existence.

Yikes.

>> No.11206041

>>11206037
yep anon
you and your secret club are super cool dudes, the rest of us cant even compete :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^))))))))
you guys are the player characters and real life is a videogame ::::::::::^^^))))))))))))))))))))
you are all so far above us, thank you for gracing us with your godlike prescence
we arent even intelligent enough to smoke weed and drink alcohol, all we do is have jobs and pay taxes :^^^(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

>> No.11206043

>>11206041
>thank you for gracing us with your godlike prescence
You're welcome.
>all we do is have jobs and pay taxes
Good. Keep it up wagie cuck, it's all you're good for haha

>> No.11206052

>>11206043
damn man, I wish i was BASED and REDPILLED enough to be a neet who spends all day smoking weed :^^^((((
that is what true intellectuals do

Ill make sure to stop by the next President Trump General thread on /pol/ can you guys me me a super redpilled magapede?

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>>11206052

I'm a self employed entrepreneur you wagie-cuck. Nice try though! Keep paying your taxes now wagie cuck =]

>> No.11206061

>>11206059
>tfw not intelligent enough to post cartoon frogs
anon, literally no one else does that, you are so unique
how did you ever think of doing this?

>> No.11206066

>>11202753
>"PUBES" written on the center of the bottle.
Yeah, I'm not drinking that.

>> No.11206095

>>11205126
Now we're talking.

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>> No.11206110

>>11203079
The ragtime rye bottle is good and you're wrong about it.

>> No.11206116

>>11206059
>>11206061
Jesus fucking christ, the absolute state of the internet.
Ruining everything sacred, including my comfy cooking board.

>> No.11206216

For me the most aesthetic alcohol is my beer stein which I am drinking out of right now at 7:45am.

>> No.11206226

>>11201703
>that tastes good
>must be gay
Jesus christ how insecure are you

>> No.11206247

>>11204891
>>11204866
One tastes like a fucking doctor's office;
The other, disgusting spiced pirate swill

Whiskey and tequila are the true patrician liquor

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>> No.11206579

>>11203079
>The 4chan equivalent of the Upvote/Downvote.
Thanks for visiting, but you might be happier back at Reddit.

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I like the new Nikka Coffey set that came out this year. The best thing is the vodka and gin are actually good while the bottle/label design is aesthetic as fuck.

>> No.11206656
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The classic design of Bols 2 year old Genever.

>> No.11206666

>>11202703
my nigga

>> No.11206683
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If we're judging just the bottle design, I'd have to say Jack Daniels. Simple, yet highly iconic. Too bad it tastes like shit.

>> No.11206700

>>11203130
nice i love bahas buhus

>> No.11206893
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>all these effeminate soy bottles with "designs"

real men drink straight from a plastic jug.

>> No.11206939

>>11206893
you can't just slap a label on a jug of brake fluid
you have to age it first

>> No.11206952

>>11206939
>expired December 2012
I think he aged it plenty.

>> No.11206966

>>11206952
>Sierra Leone
>Best before
It's a translation issue. They mean before the jug melts.

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>> No.11207020
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There's a button on the bottom of the bottle that turns the light off when you pick it up.

>> No.11207030
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>> No.11207045

>>11204968
Very nice

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55-percent. To celebrate, each bottle was taxidermied into the body of a dead stoat or grey squirrel.

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:)

>> No.11207119

>>11207102
Finally, a useful bottle to keep around.

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>>11201472
Bruichladdich bottles are perfect in my eyes

>> No.11207177

>>11207174
Would have been so much cooler with a Celtic Triskele or Knotwork instead of a target

>> No.11207186

>>11207177
Good call

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>>11201901
Oh God the Honey verison is incredible.

As for me not a liquor but these bottles are so nice. Even if the gold taste like flowers and toast.

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>>11201478

>> No.11207244

>>11206893
>Lable is taped on with house tape
> liquor from Sierra Leone
Enjoy your Hepatitis A

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>>11201482
>>11201486
wtf is that, beer for edgy teens?

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>>11205982
>HAHAHAHA
yikes

>> No.11207929

>>11206116
how dare you talk to our based and redpilled magapede like that
dont you realise he is the main character of the world and the rest of us arent even capable of thinking because we are NPC's?

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>> No.11207937

>>11207102
I didnt know the swedes made alcohol

>> No.11207950

>>11207704
XDXDXD

>> No.11207971

>>11207020
looks like fucking shampoo mate

>> No.11208449

>>11201961
>LOL glass takes up 40% of our bottle lol.

>> No.11208462
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11208462

>no Luksusowa

>> No.11208482

>>11201625
Bought it for mates birthday, then he took it on one of our trips

we're poor slavs, we drunk some shitty cheap ass vodka at room temperature, but this fucking shit waas hands down the worst i ever had

Literally the best thing were the shot glasses since we didnt took our own

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>>11203079
>weaboo
>mass replier
>redditor
Checks out.

>> No.11208563

>>11208548
I think I know that guy.

>> No.11208580

>>11208563
He went to your school?

>> No.11208681

>>11201486
this is the mall metal of beers
sold only at your local hot topics

>> No.11208723

>>11207102
I can't put my finger on it, but something about this bottle looks gay.

>> No.11208821

>>11202547
Always wondered, is it pronounced boo-leigh or bullet?

>> No.11208976

>>11205329
It's straight bourbon. No coloring

>> No.11208979

>>11207971
It does, but it looks cooler in front of you than the pic.

>> No.11209146

>>11208462
What's cool about that bottle?

>> No.11209359
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Its only like 3.50 a bottle too. And delicious!

>> No.11209396

>>11208821
This is america jack. It's bullet.

>> No.11209477
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11209477

It's covered with bright red warning labels, so you know it means business.

>> No.11209525

>>11205126
liquor shouldn't remind me of Mrs Butterworths

>> No.11209563
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11209563

Stand back you plebs.

>> No.11209582

>>11209525
Don Draper would disagree.

>> No.11209935

>>11207200
>flowers and toast.
That sounds so bizarre, that I want to try.

>> No.11209947
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11209947

>>11201472
This.

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>>11206952
>doesn't know the difference between "expires" and "best before"
you new to /ck/?

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>>11201472
It's time for you Americans to fuck off.

Or at the very least, bow down.

>> No.11210432
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>>11205202
I fucking love Bruichladdich bottles. Octomore and the new Port Charlotte bottles are super aesthetic.

>> No.11210439

>>11207174
Adam Hannett's first Black Arts was really weak though in comparison to Jim McEwan's. I've loved his new PC10 and the PC Cognac Barrel was fucking heaven but 5.1 Black Art was a disappointment given the age. Hopefully 6.1 does a good improvement and is out by the time I go see some relatives in Glasgow.

>> No.11210527
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>>11201472

>> No.11210564

>>11210432
Working my way through a bottle of Octomore 8.1 right now and holy shit it is the tastiest alcohol I've ever had.

>> No.11210646

>>11202460
It's good if you like the more outdoorsy type whiskeys. if not it's still a good mid tier whiskey.

>> No.11210649
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If it's good enough for the czars ...

>> No.11210733

>>11210649
>Type Czar in to Google
>Expect Russian bourgeois shit from a century ago
>''High ranking officials in UK government''
I live here and didn't even know this term, wtf?

>> No.11210770

>>11201481
nice bottles, and the whiskey is quite good and reasonably priced

>> No.11210854

>>11210733
What?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar

>> No.11210897
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I don't remember how the actual wine tastes but I love this stupid bottle

>> No.11210919

>>11201986
>Not getting a handle.

>> No.11210932

>>11202789
You could.

>> No.11211063
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>>11201472
The Old Ones...

>> No.11211071

>>11201482
What is that? Looks spooky

>> No.11211668

>>11201986
Yes, a shot

>> No.11211811

>ctrl+f
>no sheridan's

>> No.11212453

>>11201595
>Tequila
I swear once my coutrymen cross the wall they get so stupid