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>I think I'll get the avocado hummus bites. What are you ordering, Anon?

>> No.11198927

>I'll have the poached salmon with beet caviar and carrot puree.

>> No.11198932

Steak and fries, also a tomato salad and tuna tartare as a starter.

>> No.11198938
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>God damnit why did I move to California?
Get her an appletini and make it a double.
>Thank god I have some pepperoni pizza in the fridge at home.
Just give me a steak, medium well please because i'm not a child.
>At least i'm getting laid tonight.

>> No.11198940
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>Cheeseburger with no cheese and EXTRA ketchup

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>>11198917
>avocado
do a 360 and walk out of there

>> No.11198943

>>11198940
Based and redpilled

>> No.11198948

>>11198938
Leave California. Problem solved. It's a shit hole anyway.

>> No.11198951

>>11198938
>steak, medium well
>because i'm not a child

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get more cringe.

>> No.11198958

>>11198951
>taking the bait
*snap*

>> No.11199006

>>11198917
>Do you know how bad avocado is for the global climate?
>I'll have them prepare this roadkill I found on my way here

>> No.11199028

>>11199006
>this is what boomers think is funny

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>>11199028
I got a chuckle out of it so I guess you're right

>> No.11199077

>>11198917
If she's is ordering vegan, then I am as well

>> No.11199085

>>11199028
>complaining about boomers on a boomer support forum

>> No.11199094

>>11198917
Bitch why yo tits so saggy

>> No.11199158

>>11198917
Hmmm, do you know how spicy the dip that comes with the tendies is?

>> No.11199162

>>11198917
She'd make a cute boy

>> No.11199170

>>11198917
Grilled cheese sandwich and a chocolate milk. I forgot my wallet at home, you got this?

>> No.11199172

>>11198917
Red meat and a gun.

>> No.11199176

I'll have your ass cheeks

>> No.11199190

Nothing. I'll get something at McDonalds on the drive home

>> No.11199192

>>11198917
Gap between tits, 2/10 would not dine with.

>> No.11199203

>>11199094
>>11199192

Imagine being this virginal

>> No.11199206

>>11199203
Imagine being a woman lol

>> No.11199212

>>11198917
I'm having roastbeef tonight

>> No.11199215

>>11199203
>I must defend m'lady

>> No.11199218

>>11198917
Who would actually order raw garlic spread on a "date"? How stupid or disrespectful you have to be?

>> No.11199244

If you order anything other than you wanted to eat, you are not only beta but also stupid. The food you eat will not make her like you more or less.

>> No.11199261

>>11199218
My guess is someone who is in it for the braps.

>> No.11199265

>>11199244
Because garlic breath is my biggest turn on, so is cat tuna breath and onion kisses

>> No.11199273

>>11199265
Its okay little fag
Instead of kissing me when I eat a real meal with garlic and onions
You can suck my cock intead

>> No.11199277

>>11199244
Well yeah, but you'd want to avoid getting something like fucking nachos or hotwings if it's a first date.

Now my girlfriend likes to go out to places like that, but we've been together for over three years. If I said, "let's go out to Hooters", she'd be like "ooh, I like those deep fried pickles okay".

>> No.11199278

>>11198942
Wouldn't you be walking towards her then? Or is that the joke bc shes hot as fuck?

>> No.11199283

>>11199278
Newfag