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Anonymous Thu Sep 13 10:01:07 2018 No.11197885 [Reply] [Original]

> in a restaurant
> would you like something to drink sir?
> Yes i'll have a tonic

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 10:07:50 2018 No.11197900 tap water for me thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:11:16 2018 No.11199065 >>11197885 I'll take your finest car milk, sir.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:14:45 2018 No.11199947 >>11197885 got any motor oil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:40:53 2018 No.11200049 >>11197885 >Ordering a tonic >Not soda water because it's literally the same thing but cheaper

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:55:27 2018 No.11200120 >>11197885 >Nails without milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:59:37 2018 No.11200148 >milksteak for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 22:01:15 2018 No.11200155 >I’ll have a Bang’s, thanks sweetheart

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 22:09:46 2018 No.11200191 >>11200155 >then just walk away

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 22:17:47 2018 No.11200224 >>11200049 >tonic and soda water are the same thing. Maybe it is in whichever backwater former SSR you're from, but in the civilized world, soda water is just carbonated water. Tonic contains quinine and bittering ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 22:18:12 2018 No.11200228 Mineral water is too spicy for white Americans. That's why they drink seltzer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 22:19:13 2018 No.11200233 >>11200224 Don't forget the corn syrup