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Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:38:33 2018 No.11185200 [DELETED]

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The wife and I are having breakfast for dinner tonight. We're gonna do some scrambled eggs with cheddar, a tin of delicious baked beans, and a box of those Brown N' Serve sausages. Thing is, we've got sausage links *and* sausage patties. So, I'm gonna let /ck/ choose for us.

Whoever has the most votes by 5:00 PM Eastern Time will be declared the winner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:40:11 2018 No.11185205 File: 284 KB, 1600x1066, averagebongwoman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >baked beans Don't behave like a disgusting fucking bong

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:40:51 2018 No.11185209 >>11185200 Eat both and then throw your wife on the table and fuck the shit out of her for dessert Thank me later

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:44:06 2018 No.11185216 >>11185209 This is definitely the correct answer. Source: I threw your wife on the table and fucked her once. Shit was so cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:46:24 2018 No.11185222 >>11185200 Cut up the sausages and put them in the baked beans

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:48:27 2018 No.11185227 I don't let my girlfriend eat beans, I don't need her farting and shitting up a storm when I am trying to get my fuck on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:49:59 2018 No.11185231 File: 84 KB, 478x350, 1536013713677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11185216 >Shit was so cash.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:55:26 2018 No.11185246

>>11185205
Then I won't be able to say "tin of beans" and other stupid shit.

>>11185209
We're not doing both. That's too much. The rest of your idea isn't so bad.

>>11185222
Good idea, but which sausages?

>>11185227
Your girlfriend sounds like a fat pig. How many beans is this bitch eating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 10:59:45 2018 No.11185255 File: 7 KB, 432x247, ceiling cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11185231

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:28:21 2018 No.11185342 File: 498 KB, 622x621, anger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:31:48 2018 No.11185348 >>11185200 what are sausage patties?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:35:40 2018 No.11185354 File: 67 KB, 500x500, brown-n-serve_patties.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11185348 They're like little burgers made of breakfast sausage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:38:30 2018 No.11185360 >>11185354 This image is bugging the shit out of me.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:47:12 2018 No.11185392

Patties!

Also, you can all go fuck yourselves. Go stick some links up your assholes. I'm not a pig but my man knows he can fuck me on the table. Too bad you will NEVER get to fuck someone like me. Clean, healthy body size and image, AND I make breakfast for dinner.

Sorry about your lonely lives, it must get old trying to get hard for your hand everyday.

See you when you get home, babe. Love you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:48:58 2018 No.11185396 >>11185392 Please don't let this be a larp, I've never seen an autistic couple post together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:49:44 2018 No.11185400 >>11185392 snap

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:03:49 2018 No.11185453 >>11185396 Kek neither have i

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:07:03 2018 No.11185463 Eggs BROWN AND SERVE SAUSAGE and beans... you're not eating breakfast for dinner you're eating a poverty meal, why not actually learn how to cook? holy shit what a sad thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:12:39 2018 No.11185481 >>11185200 >Whoever has the most votes Reported for Reddit thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:14:43 2018 No.11185488 >>11185246 The links, of course Beans n weans

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:21:22 2018 No.11186294 >>11185209 Are you 15?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:22:23 2018 No.11186300 >>11185231 >memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:29:19 2018 No.11186319 >breakfast for dinner sounds like you gotta a shit wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:30:38 2018 No.11186325 >>11185200 do you really expect me to believe that yo are not only married but you actually know how to cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:23:05 2018 No.11186783 Ha, a good suggestion :) that made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:40:34 2018 No.11186858 >>11185463 it's english breakfast. why do you think their teeth are so fucked up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 20:01:15 2018 No.11187170 >>11186319 Dude, that's the only kind available nowadays. MGTOW for sanitys sake!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 21:50:10 2018 No.11187607 File: 23 KB, 400x400, retarded-superman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11186294 >Are you 15? No, just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 21:58:21 2018 No.11187651 >>11185200 >wife and I are having breakfast for dinner tonight i fucking hate white people sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 22:00:01 2018 No.11187658 >>11187651 >hate white people Me too. And I am as cracker-ass cracker as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 22:05:55 2018 No.11187679 >>11187651 I fucking hate black people sometimes I fucking hate jews sometimes I fucking hate asians sometimes I fucking hate middle eastern people sometimes Fuck off to your own country and thank whitey for letting you have a computer you shitskin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 22:13:54 2018 No.11187722 File: 51 KB, 629x504, DC3EED94-B35B-4623-B31C-2666E3F21D62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11185200 how is it breakfast if it’s dinner, you fucking brainlet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 22:31:34 2018 No.11187797 >>11185392 /CK/ ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 22:42:54 2018 No.11187841 >>11185200 >The wife 8O

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 23:24:47 2018 No.11187991 >>11185392 Based piggy, show feet ploz!

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