Cocktails

[Anonymous No.11184436]

What's yours? For me it's
>berry juice
>mist twist soda pop
>vodka

I call it the Fizzlepop Berrytwist

[Anonymous No.11184444]

Water in a martini glass with an olive in it. I call it a SMARTini, because alcohol is dumb and having water instead is smart. It's a big hit with the family, too. My wife smiles every time I come to the dinner table with one, and the kids are always shouting for me to show my creation to everyone else when we're at barbecues.

[Anonymous No.11184449]

>>11184444
checked

[Anonymous No.11184467]

>>11184444
Those quads don't lie

[Anonymous No.11184503]

Can't get enough of the Tiki classics tbqh
If I were going to look further for a reason beyond them being boozy and great tasting it's probably escapism from living in a relatively cold climate

[Anonymous No.11184682]

>>11184436
Based pony lad

[Anonymous No.11184685]

>>11184436
OP literally cannot stop thinking about cock tails

[Anonymous No.11184689]

>>11184436
Interesting combo. How much of each?

I like rum and water. Or scotch and water. After a large meal I might make a very shaken SoCo Amaretto. Shake it with crushed ice, 2 parts SoCo, 1 part Amaretto. Great dessert drink.

[Anonymous No.11184842]

>>11184689
>I like rum and water.
How's it goin', dig?

[Anonymous No.11184857]

>>11184842
On a fourth cup, watching season 5 of GoT. Gotta get caught up. Nothing else to do up here in the arctic.

[Anonymous No.11184859]

>>11184503
This guy gets it. Nothing like sippin Mai Tais and listening to records with the heater blasting.

[Anonymous No.11185257]

>>11184436
Tom Collins for my gin cocktails
Lynchburg lemonade for my whiskeys.
Gin + tonic + st germain if I'm not in the mood for beer but still being lazy

By the way, this shit right here is fucking GREAT with booze. I made an old fasioned with it in place of simple syrup, and it was way fucking tasty with this japanese whiskey I bought. It's a bit sweeter, but the flavor is unreal. If you have any cocktail recs that might take advantage of this, throw them my way.

[Anonymous No.11186695]

>>11184689
Half glass of vodka, splash of each

[Anonymous No.11187972]

>>11185257
Sounds good desu.

[Anonymous No.11187999]

>>11184436
I'll share my creation. I call it.

The Electric Sunrise

>cup of ice
>pour a little more than half of it with Malibu rum
>The rest with Cactus Cooler
>A splash of Squirt

The splash is incredibly imporant. I use to drink these all day and be blacked out drunk before the sun set.

Only problem is it gives a knarly hangover.

[Anonymous No.11188004]

It's a MLP copypasta, don't give him (You)s

[Anonymous No.11188042]

For me it's the Moscow mule, the best cocktail

[Anonymous No.11188046]

>>11187999
Wtf

[Anonymous No.11188087]

>a single of chocolate liqueur
>a single of human semen

We call that shot a "Special Trudeau". Everybody here in Canada is addicted to it. I myself drink it at least twice a week.

[Anonymous No.11188089]

Tequila and tonic at the club/crowded bar. Paloma, Roy Rogers or any good sounding specials at cocktail bar.

[Anonymous No.11188116]

>>11188042
its my favorite vodka drink.
I also really like bourbon, seltzer, and pineapple juice. I call it a Marchador, because kentucky bourbon = horses and pineapples are from Brazil and its a variety of Brazilian horse. Autistic rant over.

[Anonymous No.11188134]

>>11184436
Sidecars, jack roses, sours in general.

[Anonymous No.11188143]

>>11188004

Dude, none of the people here watch the show, and so none of them will know when some fag has cleverly inserted an MLP pun at their expense. I will agree with you that OP is most definitely a flaming homosexual, but it may be pointless to point this fact out lest one be called a fag for recognizing it.

[Anonymous No.11188400]

>>11188143
Redpilled

>>11188004
Cringe

[Anonymous No.11189079]

>>11188087
What is the difference between liquor and liqueur

[Anonymous No.11189110]

My favorite and simplest drink I've made so far has been Grand Marnier and the new Mountain Dew Ice. One shot of Grand Marnier plus 8 oz of MD Ice = a top shelf Mountain Dew.

[Anonymous No.11189112]

I prefer martinis made with juniper flavored vodka.

[Anonymous No.11189139]

>>11184436
Takka and gatorade
I call it depression

[Anonymous No.11189175]

For me it's Russian Standard™ vodka neat with a gulp of low calorie isotonic drink as a chaser

[Anonymous No.11189182]

>>11184436
Stoli vodka with crystal lite lemonade

[Anonymous No.11189187]

>>11189175
>™
Russian Standard is a registered trademark.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.11189202]

>>11189079
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqueur
You can bet your ass Fireball uses HFCS.

[Anonymous No.11189344]

>>11187999
Plz take care of yourself, upside down Satan. :(

[Anonymous No.11189386]

Brandy and soda is underrated.

[Anonymous No.11190199]

>>11189182
Drinking same and my cigarette ash just dropped into the glass by mistake while holding. Drinking it anyway.

[Anonymous No.11190224]

>>11184436
gin and tonic
>gin
>tonic

[Anonymous No.11190858]

>>11184436
based ponylad

[Anonymous No.11190870]

>>11187999
What is wrong with your foot?

[Anonymous No.11190886]

>>11184436

bourbon + ice so i don't have to tip the bartender

[Anonymous No.11190899]

>>11184444
Fuck. You're an even bigger piece of shit than OP.

[Anonymous No.11190923]

>>11190886
A good strategy I've heard is to leave a somewhat generous tip for your first drink and a dollar for every subsequent drink. Cheers

[Anonymous No.11191204]

Cucumber-Lime Lemonade and Pear Sake
I call it "Jamaican Geisha"
I serve it in a tall with ice and dry mint. Fantastic combo.

[Anonymous No.11191240]

>>11184436
>ctrl+f penicillin
>no results

2 ounces blended Scotch whisky
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice
3/4 ounce honey syrup
3 slices fresh ginger
1/4 ounce Islay single malt Scotch

[Anonymous No.11191271]

>>11191240
so in this recipe, do you muddle the ginger? I've only seen ones that call for ginger syrup (just sweetened ginger juice, just make your own). Just from looking at the recipe, I'd think the ginger wouldn't be pronounced enough. Or does this version just garnish with fresh, rather than candied ginger? Seems like it would need to compete with the Islay on the nose...
Either way, it's a drink I've been looking forward to for quite some time. Just need to get my hands on some decent scotch. Any Islay you can recommend for a cocktailfag? I've been thinking about Laphroigh 10, seems to be a decent entry level bottle.

[Anonymous No.11191473]

>>11184436
I've recently become a fan of Aviations' and when I don't have all the ingredients I always have hibiscus ice tea and mix that with gin

[Anonymous No.11191513]

>>11184436
Beer in a beer glass.
I call it beer.

[Anonymous No.11191575]

Going through a cocktail book currently, but these are my go to's after work:
1. Martini (3:1 gin to dry vermouth, olive and onion)
2. Gold Rush (Bourbon, honey syrup, lemon juice)
3. Margarita (Tequila, curacao, and lime juice on the rocks)
4. Negroni (Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Campari)

[Anonymous No.11191614]

>>11191575
>Margarita (Tequila, curacao, and lime juice on the rocks)
it's a blue margarita. also try to ad some triple sec (like the classic margarita) and a little cane sugar sirup against the extra bitter that comes with it. salted glass rim is a must for a margarita made that way

[Anonymous No.11191618]

>>11184444
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.11191799]

I mostly drink bourbon on the rocks. If it’s really hot out bourbon & lemonade. Also, Tito’s & jalepeano limeade.

[Anonymous No.11191984]

hate to say this, cause i am a big lgbtqi2a supporter, but thats so gay.

[Anonymous No.11191992]

Negroni
South Side
Daiquiri

[Anonymous No.11192049]

>>11184436
Ponies drink booze?
>>11189139
I've drank my fair share of vodka and gatorade. On the one hand, it kinda makes sense to replace the salt you're pissing out but honestly it makes for a shitty chaser

[Anonymous No.11192067]

>>11184436
Gin with maybe quarter water.

I'm probably weird, but I fucking love that raw pine flavor of gin

[Anonymous No.11192255]

>>11184436
that's not a cocktail, it's a mixed drink. Cocktails are alcohol forward, mixed drinks are mixer forward. And it sounds good except replace the vodka with gin or light rum. Vodka is a trash alcohol for people who don't like flavor in their liquor but aren't smart enough to use neutral grain.

[Anonymous No.11192561]

Whats the escoffier of cocktail books?
is there one?

[Anonymous No.11192952]

>>11191614
Its not a blue margarita if the curacao isn't blue. And im usually just too lazy to continually resalt a rim

[Anonymous No.11193112]

>>11192561
Cocktail by Cock T. Tail

[Anonymous No.11194030]

Cola and coconut rum. Tastes like candy.

[Anonymous No.11194200]

>>11184436
Long Island Ice Tea.
> Vodka
> Tequila
> Rum
> Gin
> Triple Sec
> tiny bit of lemon juice
> tiny bit of Cola

I'm an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.11194766]

>>11192067
Nah I'm all about the pine as well, but I generally mix 1part gin to 1part tonic

[Anonymous No.11195252]

>>11184436
Negroni

[Anonymous No.11195270]

>>11194200
Man my buddy and I used to drink those things all night. Best way to get absolutely shitfaced.

I miss that guy.

[Anonymous No.11195284]

I like to mix cheap gin with Pepsi. It's surprisingly pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.11195476]

>>11184436
1 part absinthe
1 part midori sour
he he
hehehehehehe

[Anonymous No.11195878]

>>11191271
>just
>just
>just
>just
>just

[Anonymous No.11195885]

Going to mix peach vodka and sprite tonight. Hope it doesn't taste horribly and heavy on syrup.

[Anonymous No.11196144]

metaxa and prune juice over ice

[Anonymous No.11196887]

5mg melatonin, crushed, mixed into
8oz chamomile tea, steaming
call that the slow ball.