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>> No.11179694

>>11179682
I don't get it

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>> No.11179758

Requesting surly egg man

>> No.11179818

>>11179682
check the catalog before making a new thread ass hole
>>11175081

>> No.11179851

>>11179818
that's not a webm thread.. you ok m8?

>> No.11179864

anybody have the webm of the guy in some asian country making curry with hard boiled eggs?

>> No.11179867

>>11179851
javascript:quote('11178585');
>>11179864
no fuck off

>> No.11179869

>>11179757
Um yea I'd rather go home. Disgusting

>> No.11179875

>>11179867
>autism intensifies

>> No.11179877

>>11179875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIIdR0OnBA

>> No.11179976

>>11179689
So this is the big black meat they were talking about.

>> No.11180044

>>11179709
The way people act on camera is really cute. Everyone who makes stuff on camera is so nervous about getting it right. It's adorable.

>> No.11180165

>>11179699
'no'

>> No.11180307

>>11179699
Why?

>> No.11180618

>>2326707
How do you feel about this, /ck/?

>> No.11180623

>>11180618
Oops
>>>/wsg/2326707

>> No.11180629

>>11179689
Around blacks...

>> No.11180630

>>11180307
>>11179699
yo, i heard you like hamburger so i made a hamburger inside a hamburger so you can eat hamburger while you eat hamburguer

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>> No.11180647

>>11179757
there should have been more planes hitting ny. this is pure faggotry.

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when 50 jack webms?

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>> No.11180667

>>11180654
/ck/ the post

>> No.11180671

>>11180044
heartwarming addition, anon

>> No.11180704

>>11179694
im not sure either but i guess maybe drying out the skin would make it crispier when roasting

>> No.11180710

>>11180654
This guy must suck 100 cocks a day

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>> No.11180717

>>11180704
Jack has tried this and it made know difference.

>> No.11180721

>>11180717
*no

>> No.11180727

>>11180711
How can someone be so mentally ill

>> No.11180731

>>11180727
A diet consisting of almost entirely soy.

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>>11180717
>Jack tried this

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got ya nig nogs

>> No.11180785

>>11180743
Jack is so goddamn retarded, but I'm going to miss that fat fetal alcohol syndrome dwarf when he kicks the bucket here in the next 6 to 8 weeks.

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>>11179682
the tickling from the paper causes friction that heats up & cooks the chicken.., interdasting

>> No.11180852

>>11179699
Remember when the mcdouble was what fat people would eat while normal people would just eat a Normal hamburger with 1 patty?

>> No.11180865

>>11180852
I don't ever remember that. I have always been ordering....oh I get it now.

>> No.11181005

>>11179757
I always love the idea of making ridiculous food as a substitute for lack of culinary talent. Why experiment with new ingredients for a burger when I can just make it five pounds instead?

>> No.11181018

>>11180636

imagine being an animal, having to die for this

>> No.11181045

>>11180654
The good news about this is that Zagat is all about "You're eating X wrong." They're making fun of this guy.

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>>11180667
No, THIS is /ck/ the post.

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POW!!

>> No.11181168

>>11179757
Baaarf

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>> No.11181363

>>11181354
Wa-la

>> No.11181369

>>11179757
A two foot long hotdog but use 4 buns. Get that shit outta here

>> No.11181386
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>>11179757
>9 inches tall
Chicago BTFO!

>> No.11181400

>>11180711
christ. legit surprised cosmo hasn't offed himself yet

>> No.11181414

>>11179699
My god what have I done

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>> No.11181457

>>11180768
based and blood-pilled

>> No.11181463

>>11181417
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11181481

>>11180630
Based boomer memes

>> No.11181502

>>11181354
why?
who thinks this is genuinely funny?

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>> No.11181802

>>11181150
They both are, the first one is the vegan faggots, this one is the keto faggots.

>> No.11181811

>>11181400
Once he runs out of money he most likely will, and that is coming any day now.

>> No.11181813

>>11181417
>>11181545
I really wish I could just have a modest job making single egg sandwiches for people, all the while being surly when doing so.

>> No.11181829

>>11179689
wtf, they going to throw that meat away now anyway, should just let him have it, not like they should care anyway

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>>11181829
Why would I let him have it when I can just throw it away now and hopefully one of those niggers starve now?

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>>11179864

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>> No.11181877

>>11181874
>two fags enjoy a bread and potato sandwich before sex.

>> No.11181882

>>11181354
cannot believe he didnt cut his hand off

>> No.11181885

>>11181874
MMMM! Starch!

>> No.11181889

>>11179689
>just let niggers nig, it's their culture mang
how bout no. I don't give two shits about anyone's culture. if you're gonna live in the civilized world then learn to act civilized or get ya ass sent to the third world where no one gives a shit how you act

>> No.11181894

>>11181829
>nigger logic
Y DEY DONT LET HEIM HAVE IT? Because hes stealing. it doesnt matter if they are going to throw it away or not. its not their job to give people free shit. Youre like one of those brainlet libnigger faggots that cry about grocery stores throwing away food the day it expires instead of JUS GEIV IT TO DUH HOMLESS MUFUCKA!
it hurts your business if people count on getting free shit instead of buying it. niggers stealing should be exterminated on site.

>> No.11181904

>>11181354

so close to cutting hand

>> No.11181936

>>11181871
my god those eggs sloshing around that mixture is nauseating

>> No.11181956

>>11181894
>t. Hammurabi bin Abdullah

>> No.11181974

Does anyone have that webm of the guy making pasta with /deenz/ and breadcrumbs?

>> No.11182021

>>11181974
>Webm
idk ask in the other webm thread that is up and has more than twice the ammount of webms in this thread

>> No.11182027

>>11181894
>trying to explain business to a socialist
Anon, you're wasting your time.

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>> No.11182118

anyone have those Kay pancake webms?

>> No.11182141

>>11182079
how do they not end up spilling shit all over the floor

>> No.11182158

>>11180704
>>11179694

probably drying it out and making duck confit

>> No.11182168

>>11179757
That wasnt 9" tall. Maybe 9" wide but not tall. Fu king idiots

>> No.11182175

>>11182141
The "pan" is slightly convex.

>> No.11182185

>>11182158

or maybe duck pastrami now that i think about it. who knows but it's bothering me

>> No.11182206

>>11179757
Why not call it a pizza pie?

>> No.11182335

>>11179864
That's Rick Stein you rube

>> No.11182350

>>11181874
is this a porno?

>> No.11182367

>>11182141
They do. It's just put back on top

>> No.11182389

>>11181005
I think epic meal time is to blame. They didn't start, but they definitely put the idea in the forefront.

>> No.11182411

>>11182350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzyX8FNSp68

nah just fags

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>>11181885
You got a problem with starch buddy?

>> No.11182524

>>11181354
>>11181904

that knife is way too dull to pose a risk to that dumbfuck's hand

>> No.11182545

>>11181354
Gösta för fan

>> No.11182604

>>11181871

wait, that doesn't even have curry

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>>11182604
>wait, that doesn't even have curry

>> No.11182644

>>11182604
If something has tumeric it's 90% curry.

>> No.11182784

>>11181417
He isn't that surly

>> No.11182807

>>11182079
How much fecal matter do you think is in each batch?

>> No.11182815

>>11182505
Welp, any respect I had for gordon ramsey is out the window. Fucking bongs, not even once.

>> No.11182856

>>11179682
god i wish that were me

>> No.11182864

>>11181018
damn, that's actually pretty depressing

>> No.11182870

>>11181417
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs? he seems totally surrounded, no?

>> No.11182993

>>11181829
>how to get replies
have a (((you)))

>> No.11183019

>>11182993
*Getting (you)'s from people with autism

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>> No.11183853

>>11181874
Did they fuck?

>> No.11183910

>>11182870
He has to cook all the eggs.

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>>11183649

>> No.11183941

>>11180636
I haven't been on /ck/ in over a year and I can still tell where this is from because pan.

>> No.11183989

>>11180636
this makes me want to be vegan

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>>11183649
>All your product is being eaten by fucking bees
>Keeps making the product

>> No.11184117

>>11184017
This some NPC shit

>> No.11184142

>>11184117
Fuck off with your new forced meme of the week.

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>>11184153
Why don't people like cleaning?

>> No.11184169 [DELETED] 

>>11184153
hahaha i love malcom in the middle
are you subscribed ro r/mitm too?

>> No.11184198

>>11182185
>>11182158
>>11180704
This is the technique for making Peking duck. The way I learned it, you first inflate with a bicycle pump to separate the skin from the flesh. Then you baste with a mixture of soy sauce, honey, water and cooking wine, boiled in a wok. Then you hang like in the pic.

I was always a pussy and only hung it for around 6 hours.

>> No.11184231

>>11184198
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peking_duck

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>>11181417
Is it just one retard posting this or are there multiple retards forcing this meme?

>> No.11184298

>>11181417
>that guy downing egg shots in the foreground
everytime

>> No.11184301

>>11184249
>Is it just one retard posting this or are there multiple retards forcing this meme?
have you no self awareness at all?

>> No.11184305

>>11184142
It's been simmering for at least a year and is now coming to a head. Just because you're only aware of what you're programmed to perceive doesn't mean it's new and forced.

>> No.11184429

>>11184249
wtf is this thing supposed to be?

>> No.11184438

>>11184429
A banana carrier. What does it look like?

>> No.11184456

>>11183649
How much does netting cost?

>> No.11184458

>>11184438
Why would carry a banana?

>> No.11184461

>>11184458
To transport it between positions in space.

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>> No.11184478

>>11184476
Carrots cook more quickly than potatoes. Why are carrots put in the start but not potatoes?

>> No.11184480

>>11182168
9" tall on its side idiot

>> No.11184481

>>11179709
Why does all of this look inedible?

>> No.11184488

>>11180636
Is he seriously using a metal spatula on a Teflon pan? This has to be satire.

>> No.11184493

>>11184488

Do you see any Teflon left on that pan?

>> No.11184495

>>11181502
11 year olds. They also happen to be the most coveted demographic for advertisers.

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>>11184500

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>>11179867
YOU DONE FUCKED UP

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>>11184640
how was i supposed to do it then ?

>> No.11184661

>>11182604
I want you to go and buy Madhur Jaffrey's cookbook and read it cover to cover.
Then maybe you'll think a little before you post, you stupid cunt.

>> No.11184675

>>11184478
For the benefit of the stock.

>> No.11184679

>>11184654
You weren't supposed to do it at all.

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>> No.11184695

>>11184478
Mirepoix

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>>11184683
are there pipes in the sand

>> No.11184699

>>11184697
The sand it's really hot so the coffee boils

>> No.11184732

>>11181417
HOW?!

>> No.11184780

>>11184305
Sounds like someone's mad, faggot. NEVER comment on my comment, bitch

>> No.11184787

>>11184699
Wrong. It's a wireless coffee cooker

>> No.11184802

>>11179699
This is söycuisine.

>> No.11184844

>>>/r9k/48046273
lets combine forces with r9k
[r9/ck// as it were

>> No.11184855

>>11182815
don't act so high and mighty, I seen the shit they sell at county fairs

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>> No.11184868

When are we gonna get some OCs?

>> No.11184882

>>11184868
check the other webm thread before asking

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>>11184868
New stuff trickles in, but even if there were ten new webms every day they'd be drowned out by the reposts.

>> No.11184892

>>11184865
>pickles
absolutely ruined. overpowering vinegar

>> No.11184905

>>11182505
Now these look much better with the spices and butter (?)
Plain bread with plain fries though, idk

>> No.11184909

>>11184865
Too much bun 3/10

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>> No.11184918

>>11181127
>italian_being_born.webm

>> No.11184927

>>11184153
I need moar, so satisfying

>> No.11184931

>>11184153
Wait is this from malcolm in the middle?

>> No.11185006

>>11184931
Of course, it's the Alaskan gravy.

>> No.11185037

>>11184914
Alright lads, what is a daikon? Also, why does this look like a prolapsed anus?

>> No.11185053

>>11185037
It's basically a huge elongated radish. Very common in Japanese food.

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>> No.11185096

>>11185090
even the first scoop was too much

>> No.11185121

>>11185083
>The Instagram thot is powerless

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>>11180743
>tfw Jack hasn't tried me yet

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>> No.11185347

>>11179877
I wish the UK would spontaneously go through some weird advert meme phase where everybody starts making adverts in some 70s theme like this one, because everybodys riding some out of nowhere wave of some unwritten acknowledgement that the nostalgia is cool n shit.

>> No.11185358

>>11185264
is corn flour any good on pizza? and the sauce looks kinda weird, like there is mayo in it.

>> No.11185368

>>11185270
Ballistic BBQ?

>> No.11185381

>>11185358
It's mostly just used on the bottom so it doesn't stick. But I seldom have found anyone who likes it.

>> No.11185386

>>11181400
>cosmo
Narcissa.

>>11181811
>he
She.

>> No.11185391

>>11185386
Wrong

>> No.11185394

>>11181874
>no tender porking afterwards

Sad!

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>>11181417

>> No.11185426

>>11181417
Power comes with a price.

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>>11181545

>> No.11185442

>>11185406
Neat. Reposted on average once every four days. Hopefully he can cook up some goals in the Winter cup.

>> No.11185455

>>11185406
I'm glad to see the McChicken is #1, because it is the best fast food sandwich after all.

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>> No.11185477

>>11185469
just clog my shit up

>> No.11185491

>>11184502
What dinosaur of a fucking fish is that?

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>> No.11185499

>>11185491
Hard to say since there is no head, but looking at the body shape I'm guessing a swordfish.

>> No.11185500

>>11185491
Tuna.

>> No.11185501

>>11185491
tuna or marlin

>> No.11185516

>>11180852
I get two normal hamburgers. What does that make me? Nevermind I know already.
Honestly though the simplest hamburger is the best thing at McDonald's.

>> No.11185517

>>11185500
>>11185501
It's obviously not tuna you fuckholes. The meat is the wrong color. the body shape is wrong. the appearance of the skin is wrong. The fins are wrong.

Marin or other billfish is possible.

>> No.11185523

>>11184502
>>11185491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6vV3fsRdw

>> No.11185558

>>11184011
>bright pink wine
ew! is that pinot noir?! GROSS!!!!

>> No.11185608

>>11184305
The irony is that the people spouting this npc bollocks are the npcs.
Enjoy your bandwagon soapbox gang little npc.
Can't wait for the media to redirect your very limited attention to something else though.

>> No.11185613

>>11184011
I watched a movie last night where they poured red wine from a decanter like that and it turned out it was poison

>> No.11185648

>>11185090
>see first scoop go in think that's enough
>2nd scoop is only a half scoop
>that's a bit excessive but ok
>see the webm is a min long.
>herewego.avi

>> No.11185655
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11185655

>> No.11185663
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11185663

>> No.11185670
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11185670

>> No.11185696

>>11184502
I feel sad while watching this and I don't know why.

>> No.11185789

>>11184153
That is both nauseating yet strangely satisfying to watch.

>> No.11185794

>>11185264
lol this brings back memories, i used to always prefer working at the dough table, something very relaxing about just stretching out the dough. i used to be able to spin it over my head too

>> No.11185801

>>11185430
>the virgin prince of the egg chateau
>the chad surly king of the egg fort

>> No.11185885

>>11180665
those look like dead facehuggers

>> No.11185901

>>11185670
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd now I'm a vegan.

>> No.11185904

>>11185083
>order it
>take one bite and make a stupid face for IG
>throw the rest away
that'll be $50 please

>> No.11185947
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>> No.11185955
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>>11185901
Your salad, sir.

>> No.11185970

>>11184249
Forcing? that's the most organic meme to come from /ck/ since wa la. lurk more my man.

>> No.11185999

>>11185358
>>11185381
it's semolina, not corn flour

>> No.11186062

>>11185078
Yeah I make that too after a hard night of drinking and vomiting

>> No.11186115

>>11185663
Protip: if an apple is required to be peeled before consumption, don't eat it.

>> No.11186277

>>11184065
but anon they are the product

>> No.11186283

>>11185655
So basically some kafta on some home-spin version of fattoush in some pita bread ? Looks tasty

>> No.11186304

>>11186115
Okay I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.11186344
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11186344

>>11181874

>> No.11186443

>>11184654

I still miss those /ck/ meetups.

>> No.11186532

post the pancake guy who i'm not sure if he's actually a retard or if he's just playing around for the customers

>> No.11186565

>>11184017
>when you gain a lifetime supply of cucumbers and you get sick of just eating them like a normal person

>> No.11186596

>>11185083
terrible

>> No.11186617

>>11183649
Well we found out why the bees are dying off

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>>11180654
>all that meat
>all that grease

>> No.11186726

>>11185083
i'm pretty sure some people call those "pizza rolls"

>> No.11186770

>>11180636
Whats wrong about this?
I Do Kinda the same Thing with salmon because how Else can You be sure it's rare?
It's Messing up the foods Look but it Tastes the same
Sorry for random caps I am on mob

>> No.11187011

>>11186443
My stomach was never the same after that one anon's chilli.

>> No.11187069

>>11180711
Is that thebackyardcientist?

>> No.11187122

>>11181354
Chaotic evil

>> No.11187149

>>11185670
Brutal

>> No.11187161

>>11179757
I made something similar once. Wasn't that bad. Looked better than that abomination though.

>> No.11187177

>>11180818
lol

>> No.11187186

>>11183649
AaaaAAAaaahh nope

>> No.11187230

>>11186115
Protip: sucking cock all your life has made you a faggot, avoid letting people know this by not posting.

>> No.11187277

>>11185368
prosciutto if I'm not mistaken, looks pretty good too.

>> No.11187919

>>11180636
I litteraly dont even understand how this could happen.

>> No.11187941

>>11182206
Still looks better than that She-cargo deep dish quiche thing.

>> No.11188064

>>11179694
Maye he wanted to prank the duck into thinking it was flying one more time.
It's not like the duck can see the fan or anything.

>> No.11188095
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>>11184918
NICE!

>> No.11188105

>>11186283
Kufta and kabas are pretty much the same thing
That is not fatoush
And that is not pita bread
But yes, it is extremely delicious

>> No.11188124

>>11184142
COWABUNGA-ED!

>> No.11188153

>>11186283
There's this Turkish place by me that makes killer fucking adana, it's basically like a skinless sausage where the meat is majority lamb. Really fucking good my guy i would recommend.

>> No.11188217

>>11186726
Well, fold a pizza in half and they call it Calzone, right?

>> No.11188231

>>11188217
what kinda foreigner are you? you talk faggy and your shits all fucked.

>> No.11188283

>>11181894
Giving almost expired food to homeless people is a lot different than a nigger stealing it.

>> No.11188289

>>11183649
Why are these bees so hungry? I regularly eat near a beehive and they never bother me.

>> No.11188322

>>11184017
What the fuck. I wonder if pureed cucumbers would make good popsicles.

>> No.11188383
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>> No.11188397

>>11184865
first burger on /ck/ that I think is close to perfect. maybe less pickles and some mustard. But the bun and meat is perfection. 10/10

>> No.11188403

>>11188383
The fuck.

>> No.11188405

>>11181829
I'd pass it out to employees who wanted it and didn't mind it was down some dudes pants.

I mean it was wrapped in plastic, I'd take a package.

>> No.11188450

>>11185083
>shit dude we forgot to order a pizza cutter
>don't worry bro, I got an idea

>> No.11188460

>>11180710
only when he is tired

>> No.11188461

>>11180768
thank you!

>> No.11188462

>>11184855
Oh yes, those famous German county fairs.

>> No.11188464

>>11180785
>hating jack
do you know how i know you are a virgin?

>> No.11188470

>>11183649
Do americans really do this?

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11188473

>>11181417
BASED and REDPILLED EGG SANDWICHES

>> No.11188480

>>11184249
Hey, you're doing the same thing by forcing "You Suck At Cooking", the Rick and Morty season 3 of youtube food comedy.

>> No.11188483

>>11185455
Number one and number 3.

>> No.11188495

>>11185493
i want to send this to my "mixology master" friend - he can make great gin and tonic but not without his handy little "guide" aka a fucking cookbook where he's insisting on having EXACTLY how much they tell you to have...

>> No.11188502

>>11185264
>pizza arrives and its an uneven pile of slop

>> No.11188507

>>11188470
>Chinese writing on signs
Yes.

>> No.11188543

>>11188462
ah tes, that esteemed haute cuisine of pickled cabbage and schweinfleisch

>> No.11188634

>>11188543
>ah tes
Your education speaks for itself.

>> No.11188690

>>11179699
le bigger is tastier face

>> No.11188717

>>11182815
he's not even a bong, technically it's cultural appropriation

>> No.11188725

>>11185037
It's a Japanese giant radish. They're 1-2ft long, white and totally tasteless. They have the consistency of anonymous watery mush, but they're dirt fucking cheap and grow in even the shittiest of conditions.
They use it in a lot of dishes to pad it out with, same way they do with konyaku.

>> No.11188727

>>11185493
>hipster bartender gets fired to taking 20min to prepare one drink while 30 more customers are waiting for theirs

>> No.11188856

>>11188727
Do you know what a cocktail bar is or are you just retarded like most people in these threads?

>> No.11188865

>>11187277
I think it's black-forest ham.

>> No.11188932

>>11185358
>>11185381
I like it, it gives the pizza a more robust and bready character.

>> No.11188940

>>11188634
>nitpicking typos
classic german autism

>> No.11188946

>>11185670
>Meatloaf inside the flayed skin of animals
Sounds good don't @ me

>> No.11188952

>>11181018
>>11182864
Calm down, the other 99% where probably used as intended

>> No.11189011

>>11188865
i've seen it posted in sopranos threads as gabagool.webm so i assume it's cappicola.

>> No.11189026

>>11188940
Oy vey, I forgot proper grammar was a product of the white man. Me ams big sorry!

>> No.11189058

>>11189026
spelling != grammar

>> No.11189170

>>11185493
I love autistic Nippon bartending

>> No.11189185
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11189185

>>11189170
They love you too.

>> No.11189188

>>11183649
is it just plain dough? what;s that thing she smears on?

>> No.11189215

>>11184507
im guessing he added too much cornstach

>> No.11189222

>>11184683
infinite coffee

>> No.11189259

>>11185090
>Just say when

>> No.11189262

>>11186115
stupid reddit

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>>11185264
>gets fired for all the cheese wasted

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>>11179757
>haha. Pizza cake

>> No.11189322

>>11181894
Actually a lot of places do give stuff past its "Sell By" date to food pantries and stuff. It is still good, especially if canned, just not at peak flavor so companies don't want their brand threatened and stores don't want to risk it.

>> No.11189327

>>11184065
well, he has to keep making them or else heh as none left to sell

>> No.11189328

Anyone got the one with the ugly chick eating a boiled egg?

>> No.11189339

>>11184488
That's not Jack, that is Kay. She is a British wellfare-mom who can't understand the concept of how to work ground beef or that the dollar steaks that are paper thin dont need to be cooked at 400 for an hour.

She called this how to make a "Big Mac" or "Rustlers" which is a gas-station burger brand in the UK. She doesn't even know it is called a Hamburger or Cheeseburger. I hate to insult the woman because she seems so damn cheery but damn.

>> No.11189350

>>11180711
Holy FUCK I didn't know that Denzel Crocker was on Twitch, shit must have gone downhill at Dimsdale Elementary if he has to do this along with teaching and hunting fairies

>> No.11189439

>>11182815
>can't handle a nice chip butty

>> No.11189572

>>11181802
>keto
>morbidly obese
how

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>>11185078
All I can think of is nematodes in formaldehyde.

>> No.11189665

>>11189276
don't be stupid
they get that shit in bulk and the speed makes up for the miniscule loss

>> No.11189889

>>11186671
>>11180654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

It is amazing to see a true patrician at work.

>> No.11190051

>>11185264
all that for minimum wage. you can tell the girl thinks he is a trihard bitch

>> No.11190174

>>11184887
>that 20% waste at the point of extrusion to hopper.
Fucking nazi's can't even do cereal right.

>> No.11190204

>>11180704
I raise duck and eat quite a few and know that it does make a difference if the fat has dried out vs fresh butchered and roasted. Definitely prefer the former for that peking crispy skin oh lawd.

>> No.11190213

>>11181150
Fuck off randy

>> No.11190215

>>11190174
Once you start watching these food factory videos, it's surprising how many companies seem to be totally fine with just dumping half their product all over the floor. For example >>11185955

>> No.11190216

>>11184865
want

>> No.11190222

>>11179757
Whoever made this vid is probably a major dicklet

>> No.11190231

>>11182367
extra flavor

>> No.11190240

>>11184017
tastes just like pizza

>> No.11190245

>>11179757
>put sparklers on top of your food
>enjoy crunchy sulphur aftertaste
genius

>> No.11190325

>>11190215
Usually the actual amount of product is of less importance than the speed or quality in which it's made. That said, the hindus could easily add a blocking screen

>> No.11190642

>>11179699
>force making a pregnant burger than cutting in half
straying further away from god's light

>> No.11190864

>>11179699
>raw meat soaking in bun and not cookiny properly
yum

>> No.11191162

>>11186770
was about to ask the same

>> No.11191320

>>11180654
god i'm not really not homophobic but i want to kick this faggot yuppies ass every time i see this webm

>> No.11191621

>>11185670
I'm really not okay with this

>> No.11191883

>>11185613
what movie bro?

>> No.11191891

>>11184160
i <3 3m

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