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>>11179682I don't get it
Requesting surly egg man
>>11179682check the catalog before making a new thread ass hole>>11175081
>>11179818that's not a webm thread.. you ok m8?
anybody have the webm of the guy in some asian country making curry with hard boiled eggs?
>>11179851javascript:quote('11178585');>>11179864no fuck off
>>11179757Um yea I'd rather go home. Disgusting
>>11179867>autism intensifies
>>11179875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIIdR0OnBA
>>11179689So this is the big black meat they were talking about.
>>11179709The way people act on camera is really cute. Everyone who makes stuff on camera is so nervous about getting it right. It's adorable.
>>11179699'no'
>>11179699Why?
>>2326707How do you feel about this, /ck/?
>>11180618Oops>>>/wsg/2326707
>>11179689Around blacks...
>>11180307>>11179699yo, i heard you like hamburger so i made a hamburger inside a hamburger so you can eat hamburger while you eat hamburguer
>>11179757there should have been more planes hitting ny. this is pure faggotry.
when 50 jack webms?
>>11180654/ck/ the post
>>11180044heartwarming addition, anon
>>11179694im not sure either but i guess maybe drying out the skin would make it crispier when roasting
>>11180654This guy must suck 100 cocks a day
>>11180704Jack has tried this and it made know difference.
>>11180717*no
>>11180711How can someone be so mentally ill
>>11180727A diet consisting of almost entirely soy.
>>11180717>Jack tried this
got ya nig nogs
>>11180743Jack is so goddamn retarded, but I'm going to miss that fat fetal alcohol syndrome dwarf when he kicks the bucket here in the next 6 to 8 weeks.
>>11179682the tickling from the paper causes friction that heats up & cooks the chicken.., interdasting
>>11179699Remember when the mcdouble was what fat people would eat while normal people would just eat a Normal hamburger with 1 patty?
>>11180852I don't ever remember that. I have always been ordering....oh I get it now.
>>11179757I always love the idea of making ridiculous food as a substitute for lack of culinary talent. Why experiment with new ingredients for a burger when I can just make it five pounds instead?
>>11180636imagine being an animal, having to die for this
>>11180654The good news about this is that Zagat is all about "You're eating X wrong." They're making fun of this guy.
>>11180667No, THIS is /ck/ the post.
POW!!
>>11179757Baaarf
>>11181354Wa-la
>>11179757A two foot long hotdog but use 4 buns. Get that shit outta here
>>11179757>9 inches tallChicago BTFO!
>>11180711christ. legit surprised cosmo hasn't offed himself yet
>>11179699My god what have I done
>>11180768based and blood-pilled
>>11181417>filenamegood job anon
>>11180630Based boomer memes
>>11181354why?who thinks this is genuinely funny?
>>11181150They both are, the first one is the vegan faggots, this one is the keto faggots.
>>11181400Once he runs out of money he most likely will, and that is coming any day now.
>>11181417>>11181545I really wish I could just have a modest job making single egg sandwiches for people, all the while being surly when doing so.
>>11179689wtf, they going to throw that meat away now anyway, should just let him have it, not like they should care anyway
>>11181829Why would I let him have it when I can just throw it away now and hopefully one of those niggers starve now?
>>11179864
>>11181874>two fags enjoy a bread and potato sandwich before sex.
>>11181354cannot believe he didnt cut his hand off
>>11181874MMMM! Starch!
>>11179689>just let niggers nig, it's their culture manghow bout no. I don't give two shits about anyone's culture. if you're gonna live in the civilized world then learn to act civilized or get ya ass sent to the third world where no one gives a shit how you act
>>11181829>nigger logicY DEY DONT LET HEIM HAVE IT? Because hes stealing. it doesnt matter if they are going to throw it away or not. its not their job to give people free shit. Youre like one of those brainlet libnigger faggots that cry about grocery stores throwing away food the day it expires instead of JUS GEIV IT TO DUH HOMLESS MUFUCKA! it hurts your business if people count on getting free shit instead of buying it. niggers stealing should be exterminated on site.
>>11181354so close to cutting hand
>>11181871my god those eggs sloshing around that mixture is nauseating
>>11181894>t. Hammurabi bin Abdullah
Does anyone have that webm of the guy making pasta with /deenz/ and breadcrumbs?
>>11181974>Webmidk ask in the other webm thread that is up and has more than twice the ammount of webms in this thread
>>11181894>trying to explain business to a socialistAnon, you're wasting your time.
anyone have those Kay pancake webms?
>>11182079how do they not end up spilling shit all over the floor
>>11180704>>11179694probably drying it out and making duck confit
>>11179757That wasnt 9" tall. Maybe 9" wide but not tall. Fu king idiots
>>11182141The "pan" is slightly convex.
>>11182158or maybe duck pastrami now that i think about it. who knows but it's bothering me
>>11179757Why not call it a pizza pie?
>>11179864That's Rick Stein you rube
>>11181874is this a porno?
>>11182141They do. It's just put back on top
>>11181005I think epic meal time is to blame. They didn't start, but they definitely put the idea in the forefront.
>>11182350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzyX8FNSp68nah just fags
>>11181885You got a problem with starch buddy?
>>11181354>>11181904that knife is way too dull to pose a risk to that dumbfuck's hand
>>11181354Gösta för fan
>>11181871wait, that doesn't even have curry
>>11182604>wait, that doesn't even have curry
>>11182604If something has tumeric it's 90% curry.
>>11181417He isn't that surly
>>11182079How much fecal matter do you think is in each batch?
>>11182505Welp, any respect I had for gordon ramsey is out the window. Fucking bongs, not even once.
>>11179682god i wish that were me
>>11181018damn, that's actually pretty depressing
>>11181417how does he get out without breaking all the eggs? he seems totally surrounded, no?
>>11181829>how to get replieshave a (((you)))
>>11182993*Getting (you)'s from people with autism
>>11181874Did they fuck?
>>11182870He has to cook all the eggs.
>>11183649
>>11180636I haven't been on /ck/ in over a year and I can still tell where this is from because pan.
>>11180636this makes me want to be vegan
>>11184011
>>11183649>All your product is being eaten by fucking bees>Keeps making the product
>>11184017This some NPC shit
>>11184117Fuck off with your new forced meme of the week.
>>11184153Why don't people like cleaning?
>>11184153hahaha i love malcom in the middleare you subscribed ro r/mitm too?
>>11182185>>11182158>>11180704This is the technique for making Peking duck. The way I learned it, you first inflate with a bicycle pump to separate the skin from the flesh. Then you baste with a mixture of soy sauce, honey, water and cooking wine, boiled in a wok. Then you hang like in the pic.I was always a pussy and only hung it for around 6 hours.
>>11184198https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peking_duck
>>11181417Is it just one retard posting this or are there multiple retards forcing this meme?
>>11181417>that guy downing egg shots in the foregroundeverytime
>>11184249>Is it just one retard posting this or are there multiple retards forcing this meme?have you no self awareness at all?
>>11184142It's been simmering for at least a year and is now coming to a head. Just because you're only aware of what you're programmed to perceive doesn't mean it's new and forced.
>>11184249wtf is this thing supposed to be?
>>11184429A banana carrier. What does it look like?
>>11183649How much does netting cost?
>>11184438Why would carry a banana?
>>11184458To transport it between positions in space.
>>11184476Carrots cook more quickly than potatoes. Why are carrots put in the start but not potatoes?
>>111821689" tall on its side idiot
>>11179709Why does all of this look inedible?
>>11180636Is he seriously using a metal spatula on a Teflon pan? This has to be satire.
>>11184488Do you see any Teflon left on that pan?
>>1118150211 year olds. They also happen to be the most coveted demographic for advertisers.
>>11184500
>>11179867YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>>11184640how was i supposed to do it then ?
>>11182604I want you to go and buy Madhur Jaffrey's cookbook and read it cover to cover.Then maybe you'll think a little before you post, you stupid cunt.
>>11184478For the benefit of the stock.
>>11184654You weren't supposed to do it at all.
>>11184478Mirepoix
>>11184683are there pipes in the sand
>>11184697The sand it's really hot so the coffee boils
>>11181417HOW?!
>>11184305Sounds like someone's mad, faggot. NEVER comment on my comment, bitch
>>11184699Wrong. It's a wireless coffee cooker
>>11179699This is söycuisine.
>>>/r9k/48046273lets combine forces with r9k[r9/ck// as it were
>>11182815don't act so high and mighty, I seen the shit they sell at county fairs
When are we gonna get some OCs?
>>11184868check the other webm thread before asking
>>11184868New stuff trickles in, but even if there were ten new webms every day they'd be drowned out by the reposts.
>>11184865>picklesabsolutely ruined. overpowering vinegar
>>11182505Now these look much better with the spices and butter (?)Plain bread with plain fries though, idk
>>11184865Too much bun 3/10
>>11181127>italian_being_born.webm
>>11184153I need moar, so satisfying
>>11184153Wait is this from malcolm in the middle?
>>11184931Of course, it's the Alaskan gravy.
>>11184914Alright lads, what is a daikon? Also, why does this look like a prolapsed anus?
>>11185037It's basically a huge elongated radish. Very common in Japanese food.
>>11185090even the first scoop was too much
>>11185083>The Instagram thot is powerless
>>11180743>tfw Jack hasn't tried me yet
>>11179877I wish the UK would spontaneously go through some weird advert meme phase where everybody starts making adverts in some 70s theme like this one, because everybodys riding some out of nowhere wave of some unwritten acknowledgement that the nostalgia is cool n shit.
>>11185264is corn flour any good on pizza? and the sauce looks kinda weird, like there is mayo in it.
>>11185270Ballistic BBQ?
>>11185358It's mostly just used on the bottom so it doesn't stick. But I seldom have found anyone who likes it.
>>11181400>cosmoNarcissa.>>11181811>heShe.
>>11185386Wrong
>>11181874>no tender porking afterwards Sad!
>>11181417
>>11181417Power comes with a price.
>>11181545
>>11185406Neat. Reposted on average once every four days. Hopefully he can cook up some goals in the Winter cup.
>>11185406I'm glad to see the McChicken is #1, because it is the best fast food sandwich after all.
>>11185469just clog my shit up
>>11184502What dinosaur of a fucking fish is that?
>>11185491Hard to say since there is no head, but looking at the body shape I'm guessing a swordfish.
>>11185491Tuna.
>>11185491tuna or marlin
>>11180852I get two normal hamburgers. What does that make me? Nevermind I know already.Honestly though the simplest hamburger is the best thing at McDonald's.
>>11185500>>11185501It's obviously not tuna you fuckholes. The meat is the wrong color. the body shape is wrong. the appearance of the skin is wrong. The fins are wrong.Marin or other billfish is possible.
>>11184502>>11185491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6vV3fsRdw
>>11184011>bright pink wineew! is that pinot noir?! GROSS!!!!
>>11184305The irony is that the people spouting this npc bollocks are the npcs. Enjoy your bandwagon soapbox gang little npc.Can't wait for the media to redirect your very limited attention to something else though.
>>11184011I watched a movie last night where they poured red wine from a decanter like that and it turned out it was poison
>>11185090>see first scoop go in think that's enough>2nd scoop is only a half scoop>that's a bit excessive but ok>see the webm is a min long.>herewego.avi
>>11184502I feel sad while watching this and I don't know why.
>>11184153That is both nauseating yet strangely satisfying to watch.
>>11185264lol this brings back memories, i used to always prefer working at the dough table, something very relaxing about just stretching out the dough. i used to be able to spin it over my head too
>>11185430>the virgin prince of the egg chateau>the chad surly king of the egg fort
>>11180665those look like dead facehuggers
>>11185670annnnnnnnnnnnnnd now I'm a vegan.
>>11185083>order it>take one bite and make a stupid face for IG>throw the rest awaythat'll be $50 please
>>11185901Your salad, sir.
>>11184249Forcing? that's the most organic meme to come from /ck/ since wa la. lurk more my man.
>>11185358>>11185381it's semolina, not corn flour
>>11185078Yeah I make that too after a hard night of drinking and vomiting
>>11185663Protip: if an apple is required to be peeled before consumption, don't eat it.
>>11184065but anon they are the product
>>11185655So basically some kafta on some home-spin version of fattoush in some pita bread ? Looks tasty
>>11186115Okay I'll keep that in mind.
>>11181874
>>11184654I still miss those /ck/ meetups.
post the pancake guy who i'm not sure if he's actually a retard or if he's just playing around for the customers
>>11184017>when you gain a lifetime supply of cucumbers and you get sick of just eating them like a normal person
>>11185083terrible
>>11183649Well we found out why the bees are dying off
>>11180654>all that meat>all that grease
>>11185083i'm pretty sure some people call those "pizza rolls"
>>11180636Whats wrong about this?I Do Kinda the same Thing with salmon because how Else can You be sure it's rare?It's Messing up the foods Look but it Tastes the sameSorry for random caps I am on mob
>>11186443My stomach was never the same after that one anon's chilli.
>>11180711Is that thebackyardcientist?
>>11181354Chaotic evil
>>11185670Brutal
>>11179757I made something similar once. Wasn't that bad. Looked better than that abomination though.
>>11180818lol
>>11183649AaaaAAAaaahh nope
>>11186115Protip: sucking cock all your life has made you a faggot, avoid letting people know this by not posting.
>>11185368prosciutto if I'm not mistaken, looks pretty good too.
>>11180636I litteraly dont even understand how this could happen.
>>11182206Still looks better than that She-cargo deep dish quiche thing.
>>11179694Maye he wanted to prank the duck into thinking it was flying one more time.It's not like the duck can see the fan or anything.
>>11184918NICE!
>>11186283Kufta and kabas are pretty much the same thingThat is not fatoushAnd that is not pita breadBut yes, it is extremely delicious
>>11184142COWABUNGA-ED!
>>11186283There's this Turkish place by me that makes killer fucking adana, it's basically like a skinless sausage where the meat is majority lamb. Really fucking good my guy i would recommend.
>>11186726Well, fold a pizza in half and they call it Calzone, right?
>>11188217what kinda foreigner are you? you talk faggy and your shits all fucked.
>>11181894Giving almost expired food to homeless people is a lot different than a nigger stealing it.
>>11183649Why are these bees so hungry? I regularly eat near a beehive and they never bother me.
>>11184017What the fuck. I wonder if pureed cucumbers would make good popsicles.
>>11184865first burger on /ck/ that I think is close to perfect. maybe less pickles and some mustard. But the bun and meat is perfection. 10/10
>>11188383The fuck.
>>11181829I'd pass it out to employees who wanted it and didn't mind it was down some dudes pants. I mean it was wrapped in plastic, I'd take a package.
>>11185083>shit dude we forgot to order a pizza cutter>don't worry bro, I got an idea
>>11180710only when he is tired
>>11180768thank you!
>>11184855Oh yes, those famous German county fairs.
>>11180785>hating jackdo you know how i know you are a virgin?
>>11183649Do americans really do this?
>>11181417BASED and REDPILLED EGG SANDWICHES
>>11184249Hey, you're doing the same thing by forcing "You Suck At Cooking", the Rick and Morty season 3 of youtube food comedy.
>>11185455Number one and number 3.
>>11185493i want to send this to my "mixology master" friend - he can make great gin and tonic but not without his handy little "guide" aka a fucking cookbook where he's insisting on having EXACTLY how much they tell you to have...
>>11185264>pizza arrives and its an uneven pile of slop
>>11188470>Chinese writing on signsYes.
>>11188462ah tes, that esteemed haute cuisine of pickled cabbage and schweinfleisch
>>11188543>ah tesYour education speaks for itself.
>>11179699le bigger is tastier face
>>11182815he's not even a bong, technically it's cultural appropriation
>>11185037It's a Japanese giant radish. They're 1-2ft long, white and totally tasteless. They have the consistency of anonymous watery mush, but they're dirt fucking cheap and grow in even the shittiest of conditions. They use it in a lot of dishes to pad it out with, same way they do with konyaku.
>>11185493>hipster bartender gets fired to taking 20min to prepare one drink while 30 more customers are waiting for theirs
>>11188727Do you know what a cocktail bar is or are you just retarded like most people in these threads?
>>11187277I think it's black-forest ham.
>>11185358>>11185381I like it, it gives the pizza a more robust and bready character.
>>11188634>nitpicking typosclassic german autism
>>11185670>Meatloaf inside the flayed skin of animalsSounds good don't @ me
>>11181018>>11182864Calm down, the other 99% where probably used as intended
>>11188865i've seen it posted in sopranos threads as gabagool.webm so i assume it's cappicola.
>>11188940Oy vey, I forgot proper grammar was a product of the white man. Me ams big sorry!
>>11189026spelling != grammar
>>11185493I love autistic Nippon bartending
>>11189170They love you too.
>>11183649is it just plain dough? what;s that thing she smears on?
>>11184507im guessing he added too much cornstach
>>11184683infinite coffee
>>11185090>Just say when
>>11186115stupid reddit
>>11185264>gets fired for all the cheese wasted
>>11179757>haha. Pizza cake
>>11181894Actually a lot of places do give stuff past its "Sell By" date to food pantries and stuff. It is still good, especially if canned, just not at peak flavor so companies don't want their brand threatened and stores don't want to risk it.
>>11184065well, he has to keep making them or else heh as none left to sell
Anyone got the one with the ugly chick eating a boiled egg?
>>11184488That's not Jack, that is Kay. She is a British wellfare-mom who can't understand the concept of how to work ground beef or that the dollar steaks that are paper thin dont need to be cooked at 400 for an hour.She called this how to make a "Big Mac" or "Rustlers" which is a gas-station burger brand in the UK. She doesn't even know it is called a Hamburger or Cheeseburger. I hate to insult the woman because she seems so damn cheery but damn.
>>11180711Holy FUCK I didn't know that Denzel Crocker was on Twitch, shit must have gone downhill at Dimsdale Elementary if he has to do this along with teaching and hunting fairies
>>11182815>can't handle a nice chip butty
>>11181802>keto>morbidly obesehow
>>11185078All I can think of is nematodes in formaldehyde.
>>11189276don't be stupidthey get that shit in bulk and the speed makes up for the miniscule loss
>>11186671>>11180654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6gIt is amazing to see a true patrician at work.
>>11185264all that for minimum wage. you can tell the girl thinks he is a trihard bitch
>>11184887>that 20% waste at the point of extrusion to hopper.Fucking nazi's can't even do cereal right.
>>11180704I raise duck and eat quite a few and know that it does make a difference if the fat has dried out vs fresh butchered and roasted. Definitely prefer the former for that peking crispy skin oh lawd.
>>11181150Fuck off randy
>>11190174Once you start watching these food factory videos, it's surprising how many companies seem to be totally fine with just dumping half their product all over the floor. For example >>11185955
>>11184865want
>>11179757Whoever made this vid is probably a major dicklet
>>11182367extra flavor
>>11184017tastes just like pizza
>>11179757>put sparklers on top of your food>enjoy crunchy sulphur aftertastegenius
>>11190215Usually the actual amount of product is of less importance than the speed or quality in which it's made. That said, the hindus could easily add a blocking screen
>>11179699>force making a pregnant burger than cutting in half straying further away from god's light
>>11179699>raw meat soaking in bun and not cookiny properlyyum
>>11186770was about to ask the same
>>11180654god i'm not really not homophobic but i want to kick this faggot yuppies ass every time i see this webm
>>11185670I'm really not okay with this
>>11185613what movie bro?
>>11184160i <3 3m