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>> No.11179694

I don't get it

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>> No.11179758

Requesting surly egg man

>> No.11179818

check the catalog before making a new thread ass hole

>> No.11179851

that's not a webm thread.. you ok m8?

>> No.11179864

anybody have the webm of the guy in some asian country making curry with hard boiled eggs?

>> No.11179867

no fuck off

>> No.11179869

Um yea I'd rather go home. Disgusting

>> No.11179875

>autism intensifies

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>> No.11179976

So this is the big black meat they were talking about.

>> No.11180044

The way people act on camera is really cute. Everyone who makes stuff on camera is so nervous about getting it right. It's adorable.

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>> No.11180618

How do you feel about this, /ck/?

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>> No.11180629

Around blacks...

>> No.11180630

yo, i heard you like hamburger so i made a hamburger inside a hamburger so you can eat hamburger while you eat hamburguer

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>> No.11180647

there should have been more planes hitting ny. this is pure faggotry.

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when 50 jack webms?

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>> No.11180667

/ck/ the post

>> No.11180671

heartwarming addition, anon

>> No.11180704

im not sure either but i guess maybe drying out the skin would make it crispier when roasting

>> No.11180710

This guy must suck 100 cocks a day

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>> No.11180717

Jack has tried this and it made know difference.

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>> No.11180727

How can someone be so mentally ill

>> No.11180731

A diet consisting of almost entirely soy.

>> No.11180743
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>Jack tried this

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got ya nig nogs

>> No.11180785

Jack is so goddamn retarded, but I'm going to miss that fat fetal alcohol syndrome dwarf when he kicks the bucket here in the next 6 to 8 weeks.

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the tickling from the paper causes friction that heats up & cooks the chicken.., interdasting

>> No.11180852

Remember when the mcdouble was what fat people would eat while normal people would just eat a Normal hamburger with 1 patty?

>> No.11180865

I don't ever remember that. I have always been ordering....oh I get it now.

>> No.11181005

I always love the idea of making ridiculous food as a substitute for lack of culinary talent. Why experiment with new ingredients for a burger when I can just make it five pounds instead?

>> No.11181018


imagine being an animal, having to die for this

>> No.11181045

The good news about this is that Zagat is all about "You're eating X wrong." They're making fun of this guy.

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No, THIS is /ck/ the post.

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>> No.11181369

A two foot long hotdog but use 4 buns. Get that shit outta here

>> No.11181386
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>9 inches tall
Chicago BTFO!

>> No.11181400

christ. legit surprised cosmo hasn't offed himself yet

>> No.11181414

My god what have I done

>> No.11181417
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>> No.11181457

based and blood-pilled

>> No.11181463

good job anon

>> No.11181481

Based boomer memes

>> No.11181502

who thinks this is genuinely funny?

>> No.11181545
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>> No.11181802

They both are, the first one is the vegan faggots, this one is the keto faggots.

>> No.11181811

Once he runs out of money he most likely will, and that is coming any day now.

>> No.11181813

I really wish I could just have a modest job making single egg sandwiches for people, all the while being surly when doing so.

>> No.11181829

wtf, they going to throw that meat away now anyway, should just let him have it, not like they should care anyway

>> No.11181845
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Why would I let him have it when I can just throw it away now and hopefully one of those niggers starve now?

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>> No.11181877

>two fags enjoy a bread and potato sandwich before sex.

>> No.11181882

cannot believe he didnt cut his hand off

>> No.11181885

MMMM! Starch!

>> No.11181889

>just let niggers nig, it's their culture mang
how bout no. I don't give two shits about anyone's culture. if you're gonna live in the civilized world then learn to act civilized or get ya ass sent to the third world where no one gives a shit how you act

>> No.11181894

>nigger logic
Y DEY DONT LET HEIM HAVE IT? Because hes stealing. it doesnt matter if they are going to throw it away or not. its not their job to give people free shit. Youre like one of those brainlet libnigger faggots that cry about grocery stores throwing away food the day it expires instead of JUS GEIV IT TO DUH HOMLESS MUFUCKA!
it hurts your business if people count on getting free shit instead of buying it. niggers stealing should be exterminated on site.

>> No.11181904


so close to cutting hand

>> No.11181936

my god those eggs sloshing around that mixture is nauseating

>> No.11181956

>t. Hammurabi bin Abdullah

>> No.11181974

Does anyone have that webm of the guy making pasta with /deenz/ and breadcrumbs?

>> No.11182021

idk ask in the other webm thread that is up and has more than twice the ammount of webms in this thread

>> No.11182027

>trying to explain business to a socialist
Anon, you're wasting your time.

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>> No.11182118

anyone have those Kay pancake webms?

>> No.11182141

how do they not end up spilling shit all over the floor

>> No.11182158


probably drying it out and making duck confit

>> No.11182168

That wasnt 9" tall. Maybe 9" wide but not tall. Fu king idiots

>> No.11182175

The "pan" is slightly convex.

>> No.11182185


or maybe duck pastrami now that i think about it. who knows but it's bothering me

>> No.11182206

Why not call it a pizza pie?

>> No.11182335

That's Rick Stein you rube

>> No.11182350

is this a porno?

>> No.11182367

They do. It's just put back on top

>> No.11182389

I think epic meal time is to blame. They didn't start, but they definitely put the idea in the forefront.

>> No.11182411


nah just fags

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You got a problem with starch buddy?

>> No.11182524


that knife is way too dull to pose a risk to that dumbfuck's hand

>> No.11182545

Gösta för fan

>> No.11182604


wait, that doesn't even have curry

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>wait, that doesn't even have curry

>> No.11182644

If something has tumeric it's 90% curry.

>> No.11182784

He isn't that surly

>> No.11182807

How much fecal matter do you think is in each batch?

>> No.11182815

Welp, any respect I had for gordon ramsey is out the window. Fucking bongs, not even once.

>> No.11182856

god i wish that were me

>> No.11182864

damn, that's actually pretty depressing

>> No.11182870

how does he get out without breaking all the eggs? he seems totally surrounded, no?

>> No.11182993

>how to get replies
have a (((you)))

>> No.11183019

*Getting (you)'s from people with autism

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>> No.11183853

Did they fuck?

>> No.11183910

He has to cook all the eggs.

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>> No.11183941

I haven't been on /ck/ in over a year and I can still tell where this is from because pan.

>> No.11183989

this makes me want to be vegan

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>All your product is being eaten by fucking bees
>Keeps making the product

>> No.11184117

This some NPC shit

>> No.11184142

Fuck off with your new forced meme of the week.

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Why don't people like cleaning?

>> No.11184169 [DELETED] 

hahaha i love malcom in the middle
are you subscribed ro r/mitm too?

>> No.11184198

This is the technique for making Peking duck. The way I learned it, you first inflate with a bicycle pump to separate the skin from the flesh. Then you baste with a mixture of soy sauce, honey, water and cooking wine, boiled in a wok. Then you hang like in the pic.

I was always a pussy and only hung it for around 6 hours.

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Is it just one retard posting this or are there multiple retards forcing this meme?

>> No.11184298

>that guy downing egg shots in the foreground

>> No.11184301

>Is it just one retard posting this or are there multiple retards forcing this meme?
have you no self awareness at all?

>> No.11184305

It's been simmering for at least a year and is now coming to a head. Just because you're only aware of what you're programmed to perceive doesn't mean it's new and forced.

>> No.11184429

wtf is this thing supposed to be?

>> No.11184438

A banana carrier. What does it look like?

>> No.11184456

How much does netting cost?

>> No.11184458

Why would carry a banana?

>> No.11184461

To transport it between positions in space.

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>> No.11184478

Carrots cook more quickly than potatoes. Why are carrots put in the start but not potatoes?

>> No.11184480

9" tall on its side idiot

>> No.11184481

Why does all of this look inedible?

>> No.11184488

Is he seriously using a metal spatula on a Teflon pan? This has to be satire.

>> No.11184493


Do you see any Teflon left on that pan?

>> No.11184495

11 year olds. They also happen to be the most coveted demographic for advertisers.

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how was i supposed to do it then ?

>> No.11184661

I want you to go and buy Madhur Jaffrey's cookbook and read it cover to cover.
Then maybe you'll think a little before you post, you stupid cunt.

>> No.11184675

For the benefit of the stock.

>> No.11184679

You weren't supposed to do it at all.

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are there pipes in the sand

>> No.11184699

The sand it's really hot so the coffee boils

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>> No.11184780

Sounds like someone's mad, faggot. NEVER comment on my comment, bitch

>> No.11184787

Wrong. It's a wireless coffee cooker

>> No.11184802

This is söycuisine.

>> No.11184844

lets combine forces with r9k
[r9/ck// as it were

>> No.11184855

don't act so high and mighty, I seen the shit they sell at county fairs

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>> No.11184868

When are we gonna get some OCs?

>> No.11184882

check the other webm thread before asking

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New stuff trickles in, but even if there were ten new webms every day they'd be drowned out by the reposts.

>> No.11184892

absolutely ruined. overpowering vinegar

>> No.11184905

Now these look much better with the spices and butter (?)
Plain bread with plain fries though, idk

>> No.11184909

Too much bun 3/10

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>> No.11184927

I need moar, so satisfying

>> No.11184931

Wait is this from malcolm in the middle?

>> No.11185006

Of course, it's the Alaskan gravy.

>> No.11185037

Alright lads, what is a daikon? Also, why does this look like a prolapsed anus?

>> No.11185053

It's basically a huge elongated radish. Very common in Japanese food.

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>> No.11185096

even the first scoop was too much

>> No.11185121

>The Instagram thot is powerless

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>tfw Jack hasn't tried me yet

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>> No.11185347

I wish the UK would spontaneously go through some weird advert meme phase where everybody starts making adverts in some 70s theme like this one, because everybodys riding some out of nowhere wave of some unwritten acknowledgement that the nostalgia is cool n shit.

>> No.11185358

is corn flour any good on pizza? and the sauce looks kinda weird, like there is mayo in it.

>> No.11185368

Ballistic BBQ?

>> No.11185381

It's mostly just used on the bottom so it doesn't stick. But I seldom have found anyone who likes it.

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>> No.11185394

>no tender porking afterwards


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>> No.11185426

Power comes with a price.

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>> No.11185442

Neat. Reposted on average once every four days. Hopefully he can cook up some goals in the Winter cup.

>> No.11185455

I'm glad to see the McChicken is #1, because it is the best fast food sandwich after all.

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>> No.11185477

just clog my shit up

>> No.11185491

What dinosaur of a fucking fish is that?

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>> No.11185499

Hard to say since there is no head, but looking at the body shape I'm guessing a swordfish.

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>> No.11185501

tuna or marlin

>> No.11185516

I get two normal hamburgers. What does that make me? Nevermind I know already.
Honestly though the simplest hamburger is the best thing at McDonald's.

>> No.11185517

It's obviously not tuna you fuckholes. The meat is the wrong color. the body shape is wrong. the appearance of the skin is wrong. The fins are wrong.

Marin or other billfish is possible.

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>> No.11185558

>bright pink wine
ew! is that pinot noir?! GROSS!!!!

>> No.11185608

The irony is that the people spouting this npc bollocks are the npcs.
Enjoy your bandwagon soapbox gang little npc.
Can't wait for the media to redirect your very limited attention to something else though.

>> No.11185613

I watched a movie last night where they poured red wine from a decanter like that and it turned out it was poison

>> No.11185648

>see first scoop go in think that's enough
>2nd scoop is only a half scoop
>that's a bit excessive but ok
>see the webm is a min long.

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>> No.11185696

I feel sad while watching this and I don't know why.

>> No.11185789

That is both nauseating yet strangely satisfying to watch.

>> No.11185794

lol this brings back memories, i used to always prefer working at the dough table, something very relaxing about just stretching out the dough. i used to be able to spin it over my head too

>> No.11185801

>the virgin prince of the egg chateau
>the chad surly king of the egg fort

>> No.11185885

those look like dead facehuggers

>> No.11185901

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd now I'm a vegan.

>> No.11185904

>order it
>take one bite and make a stupid face for IG
>throw the rest away
that'll be $50 please

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Your salad, sir.

>> No.11185970

Forcing? that's the most organic meme to come from /ck/ since wa la. lurk more my man.

>> No.11185999

it's semolina, not corn flour

>> No.11186062

Yeah I make that too after a hard night of drinking and vomiting

>> No.11186115

Protip: if an apple is required to be peeled before consumption, don't eat it.

>> No.11186277

but anon they are the product

>> No.11186283

So basically some kafta on some home-spin version of fattoush in some pita bread ? Looks tasty

>> No.11186304

Okay I'll keep that in mind.

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>> No.11186443


I still miss those /ck/ meetups.

>> No.11186532

post the pancake guy who i'm not sure if he's actually a retard or if he's just playing around for the customers

>> No.11186565

>when you gain a lifetime supply of cucumbers and you get sick of just eating them like a normal person

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>> No.11186617

Well we found out why the bees are dying off

>> No.11186671
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>all that meat
>all that grease

>> No.11186726

i'm pretty sure some people call those "pizza rolls"

>> No.11186770

Whats wrong about this?
I Do Kinda the same Thing with salmon because how Else can You be sure it's rare?
It's Messing up the foods Look but it Tastes the same
Sorry for random caps I am on mob

>> No.11187011

My stomach was never the same after that one anon's chilli.

>> No.11187069

Is that thebackyardcientist?

>> No.11187122

Chaotic evil

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>> No.11187161

I made something similar once. Wasn't that bad. Looked better than that abomination though.

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>> No.11187186

AaaaAAAaaahh nope

>> No.11187230

Protip: sucking cock all your life has made you a faggot, avoid letting people know this by not posting.

>> No.11187277

prosciutto if I'm not mistaken, looks pretty good too.

>> No.11187919

I litteraly dont even understand how this could happen.

>> No.11187941

Still looks better than that She-cargo deep dish quiche thing.

>> No.11188064

Maye he wanted to prank the duck into thinking it was flying one more time.
It's not like the duck can see the fan or anything.

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>> No.11188105

Kufta and kabas are pretty much the same thing
That is not fatoush
And that is not pita bread
But yes, it is extremely delicious

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>> No.11188153

There's this Turkish place by me that makes killer fucking adana, it's basically like a skinless sausage where the meat is majority lamb. Really fucking good my guy i would recommend.

>> No.11188217

Well, fold a pizza in half and they call it Calzone, right?

>> No.11188231

what kinda foreigner are you? you talk faggy and your shits all fucked.

>> No.11188283

Giving almost expired food to homeless people is a lot different than a nigger stealing it.

>> No.11188289

Why are these bees so hungry? I regularly eat near a beehive and they never bother me.

>> No.11188322

What the fuck. I wonder if pureed cucumbers would make good popsicles.

>> No.11188383
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>> No.11188397

first burger on /ck/ that I think is close to perfect. maybe less pickles and some mustard. But the bun and meat is perfection. 10/10

>> No.11188403

The fuck.

>> No.11188405

I'd pass it out to employees who wanted it and didn't mind it was down some dudes pants.

I mean it was wrapped in plastic, I'd take a package.

>> No.11188450

>shit dude we forgot to order a pizza cutter
>don't worry bro, I got an idea

>> No.11188460

only when he is tired

>> No.11188461

thank you!

>> No.11188462

Oh yes, those famous German county fairs.

>> No.11188464

>hating jack
do you know how i know you are a virgin?

>> No.11188470

Do americans really do this?

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>> No.11188480

Hey, you're doing the same thing by forcing "You Suck At Cooking", the Rick and Morty season 3 of youtube food comedy.

>> No.11188483

Number one and number 3.

>> No.11188495

i want to send this to my "mixology master" friend - he can make great gin and tonic but not without his handy little "guide" aka a fucking cookbook where he's insisting on having EXACTLY how much they tell you to have...

>> No.11188502

>pizza arrives and its an uneven pile of slop

>> No.11188507

>Chinese writing on signs

>> No.11188543

ah tes, that esteemed haute cuisine of pickled cabbage and schweinfleisch

>> No.11188634

>ah tes
Your education speaks for itself.

>> No.11188690

le bigger is tastier face

>> No.11188717

he's not even a bong, technically it's cultural appropriation

>> No.11188725

It's a Japanese giant radish. They're 1-2ft long, white and totally tasteless. They have the consistency of anonymous watery mush, but they're dirt fucking cheap and grow in even the shittiest of conditions.
They use it in a lot of dishes to pad it out with, same way they do with konyaku.

>> No.11188727

>hipster bartender gets fired to taking 20min to prepare one drink while 30 more customers are waiting for theirs

>> No.11188856

Do you know what a cocktail bar is or are you just retarded like most people in these threads?

>> No.11188865

I think it's black-forest ham.

>> No.11188932

I like it, it gives the pizza a more robust and bready character.

>> No.11188940

>nitpicking typos
classic german autism

>> No.11188946

>Meatloaf inside the flayed skin of animals
Sounds good don't @ me

>> No.11188952

Calm down, the other 99% where probably used as intended

>> No.11189011

i've seen it posted in sopranos threads as gabagool.webm so i assume it's cappicola.

>> No.11189026

Oy vey, I forgot proper grammar was a product of the white man. Me ams big sorry!

>> No.11189058

spelling != grammar

>> No.11189170

I love autistic Nippon bartending

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They love you too.

>> No.11189188

is it just plain dough? what;s that thing she smears on?

>> No.11189215

im guessing he added too much cornstach

>> No.11189222

infinite coffee

>> No.11189259

>Just say when

>> No.11189262

stupid reddit

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>gets fired for all the cheese wasted

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>haha. Pizza cake

>> No.11189322

Actually a lot of places do give stuff past its "Sell By" date to food pantries and stuff. It is still good, especially if canned, just not at peak flavor so companies don't want their brand threatened and stores don't want to risk it.

>> No.11189327

well, he has to keep making them or else heh as none left to sell

>> No.11189328

Anyone got the one with the ugly chick eating a boiled egg?

>> No.11189339

That's not Jack, that is Kay. She is a British wellfare-mom who can't understand the concept of how to work ground beef or that the dollar steaks that are paper thin dont need to be cooked at 400 for an hour.

She called this how to make a "Big Mac" or "Rustlers" which is a gas-station burger brand in the UK. She doesn't even know it is called a Hamburger or Cheeseburger. I hate to insult the woman because she seems so damn cheery but damn.

>> No.11189350

Holy FUCK I didn't know that Denzel Crocker was on Twitch, shit must have gone downhill at Dimsdale Elementary if he has to do this along with teaching and hunting fairies

>> No.11189439

>can't handle a nice chip butty

>> No.11189572

>morbidly obese

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All I can think of is nematodes in formaldehyde.

>> No.11189665

don't be stupid
they get that shit in bulk and the speed makes up for the miniscule loss

>> No.11189889


It is amazing to see a true patrician at work.

>> No.11190051

all that for minimum wage. you can tell the girl thinks he is a trihard bitch

>> No.11190174

>that 20% waste at the point of extrusion to hopper.
Fucking nazi's can't even do cereal right.

>> No.11190204

I raise duck and eat quite a few and know that it does make a difference if the fat has dried out vs fresh butchered and roasted. Definitely prefer the former for that peking crispy skin oh lawd.

>> No.11190213

Fuck off randy

>> No.11190215

Once you start watching these food factory videos, it's surprising how many companies seem to be totally fine with just dumping half their product all over the floor. For example >>11185955

>> No.11190216


>> No.11190222

Whoever made this vid is probably a major dicklet

>> No.11190231

extra flavor

>> No.11190240

tastes just like pizza

>> No.11190245

>put sparklers on top of your food
>enjoy crunchy sulphur aftertaste

>> No.11190325

Usually the actual amount of product is of less importance than the speed or quality in which it's made. That said, the hindus could easily add a blocking screen

>> No.11190642

>force making a pregnant burger than cutting in half
straying further away from god's light

>> No.11190864

>raw meat soaking in bun and not cookiny properly

>> No.11191162

was about to ask the same

>> No.11191320

god i'm not really not homophobic but i want to kick this faggot yuppies ass every time i see this webm

>> No.11191621

I'm really not okay with this

>> No.11191883

what movie bro?

>> No.11191891

i <3 3m

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