/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11179592]

What food makes the best pee?

[Anonymous No.11179596]

>>11179592
asparagus

[Anonymous No.11179606]

>>11179592
Surge

[Anonymous No.11179687]

>>11179592
beets

[Anonymous No.11179693]

buckwheat

[Anonymous No.11179697]

>>11179687
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.11179702]

>too hydrated

[Anonymous No.11179715]

>tfw pee is often nearly black at end of day walking around

[Anonymous No.11179761]

B vitamins give it that florescent glow

[Anonymous No.11179833]

>>11179592
Nuka Cola Quantum

[Anonymous No.11179876]

BARACK COFFEE

[Anonymous No.11179944]

>>11179715
What? Are you okay

[Anonymous No.11179965]

>>11179944
i dunno
maybe just getting old
im pretty checked out anyway

[Anonymous No.11179982]

>>11179702
I was hospitalized from being too hydrated once, also my wife is on keto, it's really easy to overhydrate on it and flush out your electrolytes, hospitalizing you.

[Anonymous No.11179991]

>>11179592
Honey Smacks or Honey & Oats Special K. Or maybe just honey. Eat enough and your pee smells like honey.

[Anonymous No.11179998]

>>11179592
CREME

CREME

CREME

CREME

CREME

[Anonymous No.11180009]

>>11179965
Are you an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.11180045]

There is no such thing as 'too hydrated'. The fuck? Clear is the only healthy urine.

[Anonymous No.11180049]

>>11180045
Yes there is. It's called drowning.

[Anonymous No.11180052]

>drink coffee
>piss smells distinctly of coffee
Am I dying?

[Anonymous No.11180065]

>>11180052
You’re fucked, mate.

[Anonymous No.11180222]

Every time I take modafinil my urine smells like acetone and burned oil.
Beets are fun too.

[Anonymous No.11180258]

>>11179592
>eat chips
>piss smells like chips
>eat snack that tastes similar to previous chips
>piss
>piss smells like that again
>eat literally anything
>piss smells like it
wat

[Anonymous No.11180263]

>>11179592
water

[Anonymous No.11180296]

>>11179592
Vitamin B3 supplements.

[Anonymous No.11180305]

>"too hydrated"

[Anonymous No.11180368]

I had bacterial meningitis as a child and my family all had to take this medication that turned their pee orange. Shit was hella cash, yo

[Anonymous No.11180719]

>>11180045
>There is no such thing as 'too hydrated'.
Yes there is. I know a guy in HS that killed a kid in college by making him drink water. It was even exposed in Playboy.
Search for playboy chico hazing death. It was like 15 years ago or so, back when Chico State was the best party school in America.

[Anonymous No.11180725]

>>11179592
Beets

[Anonymous No.11180755]

Sometimes my pee kind of smells like cheap movie theater popcorn.

[Anonymous No.11180757]

>>11179991
Wow glad I’m not the only one who does this
>eat golden puffs (generic honey smacks)
>go to school
>first pee of day
>”SNNIIIFFFFFFFFFFF”
>oaty honey like aroma wafts up from urinal
Shit was cash

[Anonymous No.11180761]

>>11180719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt%27s_Law

It should also be noted, it's illegal to detonate a nuclear bomb in Chico's city limits. I think it carries a fine of $500 or something. It's a city law, so if you defy them, they will know, and collect.

[Anonymous No.11180779]

>>11179702

>what is drowning

[Anonymous No.11180803]

Overhydration is a real thing, guys.

[Anonymous No.11181086]

>>11179715
youre just australian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaKVApAM4H0

[Anonymous No.11181087]

>>11180803
It is. But it's also so rare that it's hardly worth worrying about.

[Anonymous No.11181130]

>>11180368
looks like everyone got a you but you so here you go. Fuck everyone else in this thread.

[Anonymous No.11181153]

>>11179592
> drink tons of beer
>piss completely clear

[Anonymous No.11181181]

>>11179592
I once took too much kratom and puked my guts out. The next day my urine was brown but it eventually cleared up by the end of the day. Did my liver explode or something?

[Anonymous No.11181186]

>>11179982
>meme diet can literally hospitalize you
fucking ketofags

[Anonymous No.11181304]

>>11179592
Water.

[Anonymous No.11181344]

>>11180719
End fraternities

t. Chico State student

[Anonymous No.11181361]

>>11180368
Did you get brain damage?

[Anonymous No.11181368]

>>11179998
TEME CREME SUPREME

[Anonymous No.11181392]

>>11180755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrt9TCD13Bo&t=0s

[Anonymous No.11181397]

>>11179761
This. Drink a couple Monsters and you can pee with the lights off

[Anonymous No.11181593]

>>11179592
B2 supplements give you neon yellow pee.

[Anonymous No.11181619]

Beet and asparagus stir fry, washed down with B vitamin complex pills dissolved in water.

[Anonymous No.11181625]

>>11179998
>pretending that Based Peanut Butter didn't kick your asses
SAD!

[Anonymous No.11181649]

>>11179592
>my pee is almost always clear
Should I be change something?

[Anonymous No.11181661]

>>11180052
this might be a problem as your liver and/or kidneys might not be able to process correctly or efficiently and they are being dumped into the bladder ,
this might be something you should have look into ,

[Anonymous No.11181664]

guys i need to know you have pee that sometimes separates. mine always has this dense cloud that sinks to the bottom of the pee. the top layer of the pee is lighter

[Anonymous No.11181675]

>>11181664
cloudy urine is inefficient filtering or milk proteins , this might mean you are processing these proteins poorly...
or something more sinister...keep an eye on it and what your drinking...and see if others things are affect you in the same way..

[Anonymous No.11181681]

>>11181664
Could be a few things.
The most likely answer
>too much caffeine, not enough hydration, which causes that density issue
Another possible answer
>You're not urinating post-orgasm, meaning there's lots of semen trapped

[Anonymous No.11181700]

>>11181681
men don't orgasm, newfag

[Anonymous No.11181709]

>>11181700
i don't think there are any men on /ck/ lol

[Anonymous No.11181730]

>>11181664
Cloudy urine is a sign of kidney issues. If anything, don't take advice here. Go talk to your doctor about it. A simple urine test can give you peace of mind.

[Anonymous No.11181739]

>>11181709
This board probably has more female posters compared to the others, but I would still guess it's about 80-90% male

[Anonymous No.11181744]

>>11181739
There's nothing male about feminine penis

[Anonymous No.11181748]

>>11181739
why would males use 4chan

[Anonymous No.11181766]

I've been getting red/pinkish pee over the last month but thought it was from all the beets I have been eating, am I going to die?

[Anonymous No.11181777]

>>11181748
To talk about mongolian shadow puppet shows.

[Anonymous No.11182959]

>>11181153
when i was a line cook wed crush quarts of water and sweat and collectively discuss the fact that our pee was always dark because we were never properly hydrated

UNTIL we went to the bar and had a few rounds and our pee was clear leading us to the truly idiotic conclusion that our bodies ran better on alcohol. qhen in fact that is just your body flushing all liquids to get the fucking poison out

[Anonymous No.11183219]

>>11181664
What if your pee is cloudy at the start of the stream and then goes normal?

[Anonymous No.11183258]

I peed brown and reddish for 2 days but didn't feel any pain. I freaked out but never did anything and continued normally. What the fuck happened in those 2 days?

[Anonymous No.11183420]

>>11180052
what’s the problem?

[Anonymous No.11183429]

>>11180368
rifampicin

[Anonymous No.11184880]

>>11180757
Nigga u got the beetus

[Anonymous No.11185002]

>>11179687
https://youtu.be/Kw2WsXIgO6A

[Anonymous No.11185044]

>>11180222
Moda has sulfur in it so that's what you're smelling.

[Anonymous No.11185115]

>>11179592
"too hydrated" kek

[Anonymous No.11185675]

>>11180779
>he thinks that water actually gets in your lungs when drowning

le mao

[Anonymous No.11185712]

>clear pee is bad
peelets on damage control

[Anonymous No.11185726]

>>11182959

Its a weird phenomenon isnt it?