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My girlfriend doesn't like scrambled eggs. She's right next to me, reading this. I want her to see that all my friends here at /ck/ like scrambled eggs. Please, /ck/.

>> No.11178263

>>11178259
All egg is good egg

>> No.11178267

>>11178259
congrats on having a girlfriend(male) that isn't a child

>> No.11178269

>>11178259
They're burnt.

>> No.11178273

>doing shit
>Not whipping out a tit
huh?

>> No.11178275

>>11178259
Scrambled eggs are the second lowest tier of eggs. But they're still good if someone who isn't borderline retarded is making them.

>> No.11178278

>>11178259
>I like scrambled eggs!
And now that the kids have ordered what will the adults be having?

>> No.11178288

>>11178259
Does she like egg noodles/dumplings,? I kinda got over my dislike of eggs by pretending it was an egg product I liked, now I can eat any kind of egg just fine.

I also had to go hungry a few times to want to try it.

I just thought in my head to taste the chicken broth and it kinda does taste like freshly made noodles.

>> No.11178289

>>11178259
eggs are great in other things, but ok at best on their own, especially when cooked in such a mediocre way

>> No.11178291

>>11178259
Scrambled eggs are weird and most people overcook them.

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>>11178259
She should try them with Heinz™ Ketchup. It's great.

>> No.11178310
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11178310

only faggots think that someone's in any way a child for eating scrambled eggs

>my parents must of thought like you faggots
>only ever get served gooey eggs whole childhood
>sleep over at friends house
>his mom makes scrambled eggs
>fucking cash
>tell my mom I want my eggs scrambled

>"What are you a fucking child? Only faggots eat scrambled eggs. You're not my son, you were adopted."

>> No.11178311

>>11178307
what the fuck is wrong with canadians?

>> No.11178325
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11178325

Scrambled eggs? You ARE in a retirement home and your wrinkly old right hand is your girlfriend. And the person who changes your colostomy bag is your only friend.

>> No.11178357

>>11178275
What is the lowest tier? Raw?

>> No.11178368

>>11178310
Bullshit story. You didn't have any friends.

>> No.11178379

>She's right next to me
Bullshit you lying faggot. Post pic of you eating scrambled eggs off the soles of her feet with timestamp as proof

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>>11178357
Make that 3rd lowest. Raw is lowest. Hard boiled is second. Soft/medium boiled are vastly superior.

>> No.11178401

a plain omelette is the patrician way to eat eggs in breakfast

>> No.11178405

Pic of you and gf or gtfo, virgin

>> No.11178417

hey you creepy little wimp lemme hit yo girl up. daddys got a "bone to pick" with her if ya get my drift heh heh

>> No.11178439

>>11178259
My girlfriend doesn't either. She doesn't like breakfast sausage either unless it's mine.

>> No.11178460

>>11178259
>hard boiled scrambled eggs
nope

>> No.11178507

>>11178259
>all my friends here at /ck/
>My girlfriend

how's your right hand doing?

>> No.11178527

>>11178278
the 'only kids eat this' meme is cringey as fuck.

>> No.11178532

>>11178275
Lol naw.
>Over-easy
>Omelette
>Sunny side
>Scrambled (french)
>soft boiled
>over Medium
>Scrambled (english)
>bean dicked
>hard boiled
>over hard

>> No.11178534

>>11178259
to all the virgins in this thread. woman naturally dont like eggs cause they have eggs inside their tummies.

>> No.11178598

>>11178259
>All my friends here at /ck/
But you don't have any friends OP

>> No.11178617

>>11178259
Scrambled eggs can be good if they're not overcooked like OP's image.

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11178757

>>11178259
>My girlfriend doesn't like scrambled egg

>> No.11178761

>>11178259
Delusional autist, enjoy your shit eggs alone

>> No.11178776

>>11178259
Shove eggs up her ass,punch her in the stomach so the eggs break and she shits them out,catch in a bowl then scramble the eggs with your dick.you can thank me later anon I hope this helps.

>> No.11179120

I eat scrambled eggs for breakfast nearly every day desu

>> No.11179127

>>11178757
he can't do shit, he's stuck back there forwver