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Let's talk about eggs. Best eggs, how do you eat your eggs? How do you eat MORE eggs? Why you aren't eating eggs right now.
So yeah, eggs.

>> No.11175218

I ate two fried eggs just now. Gonna make some boiled eggs later for lunch tomorrow, maybe make some tuna mac salad to go with them.

Then, im gonna make a creamy omelette for dinner.

I got 60 eggs for 4.95 at Wally world.

Eggs.

>> No.11175227

>>11175218
I really like deviled eggs.

>> No.11175231

>>11175227
Deviled eggs are probably in the top three of all eggs. As long as you're using Paprika, none of that dill shit.

>> No.11175251

>>11175208
Poached on toast with salt and pepper. It's perfect this way.

>> No.11175268
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>>11175208
i fucking hate eggs. i have hated eggs my whole life

my least favorite form of egg is hard boiled.
the smell NEVER fails to make me vomit.

i also hate any sort of fried egg scrambled or sunny. i can just barely choke down scambled eggs if i put some sharp cheddar in them and eat them on toast.

i don't know why people like eggs they are so gross, their texture is usally rubbery or goopy and they smell horrible and its even worse if you think about the fact you are literally just eating a fried aborted fetus. the next time you crack an egg and you see a little white stringy thing attached to the yolk that's the bird fetus

>> No.11175269

>>11175231
>>11175251
Fried egg guy here, can you guys gimme the Cliff notes on poached eggs? What temperature, how long to cook, how best to enjoy? I've honestly never bothered with them

Thanks eggbros

>> No.11175276

>>11175268
I enjoy eggs in all their methods of preparation, I even have enjoyed drinking raw eggs, and I just want you to know that not a single thing you said could put me off my enjoyment of eggs.

>> No.11175280

>>11175268
No it's not, faggot. The little stringy thing is is called the chalaza, and is just a protein that dissociates as the egg ages.

Eggs are not fetuses until they're fertilized, which they never are when you purchase them.

You're literally a faggot, dumb, false information spreading, disgusting excuse for a person. I hope you choke on an avocado pit or your mother shoots you when you refuse to eat her eggs. Fucking off yourself and fuck outta our egg thread

>> No.11175284

>>11175269
As far as I know, bring the water up to a boil where you begin to see the bubbles forming, but don't make it so boiling that it's roiling. Use a spoon to make a whirlpool in the water and then at close proximity to the water, gently pour the egg in from a container like a ramekin or another spoon. The whirlpool should cause the white to wrap around the yolk a little better. I personally like to add a drop of white vinegar to the poaching water and I think it makes the white hold together better, and I like the slight vinegar taste afterward.

>> No.11175298

What's the current meme about eggs and heart attacks?

>> No.11175308
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The perfect deviled eggs.

>> No.11175374

scrambled

>> No.11175385

>>11175374
Why is eating three scrambled eggs a chore but I can eat a dozen deviled eggs like nothing?

>> No.11175387

>>11175280
avocados suck too

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>>11175280
>t. Frank

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like this, soft scrambled.

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>>11175208
Love eggs. If I'm lazy I hardboil. If I'm not lazy I make tea eggs.

>> No.11175485

>>11175416
Tea eggs sound British and awful?

>> No.11175490

>>11175269
Just soft boil them and be done with it.

>> No.11175592

>>11175387
flyover detected

>> No.11175596
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>>11175592
Why can't eggs and avocados live together in peace?

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wtf kind off egg thread is this

>> No.11175656

>>11175651
Fuck off.

>> No.11175665
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>>11175656

>> No.11175669

>>11175656
You want some eggs?

>> No.11175670

>>11175208
Poached is the best. The Heston Blumenthal method works like a dream.

>> No.11175672

Ways a poor college student can cook eggs with a rice cooker and small electric stove?

>> No.11175675

>>11175208
I had scrambled eggs over white rice because it was the only carb i have in the house. Not good, wouldn't recommend. Though i think i fucked the eggs up by putting both cheese and sour cream in them; they were too rich. You live and you learn though.

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>>11175672
BOIL WATER
PUT EGGS IN IT
It's not fucking rocket science.

>> No.11175688

>>11175676
Rice cooker with boiled eggs it is.

>> No.11175701
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>>11175688
This is why you're poor.

>> No.11175708

>>11175701
Can't. Not yet anyway. Gotta study.

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>tfw I made my first scrambled eggs with chili and cheese

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>>11175837

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>>11175852
the best, especially with fresh tortilla chips

>> No.11175916

>>11175862
>>11175852
I want you people to go back to your country of origin.

>> No.11175923

>>11175485
they're Chinese

>> No.11175933

>>11175208
My grandma made the best deviled eggs. She drowned in the lake by her house in Maine. And she took her deviled eggs recipe to the bottom with her, that bitch.

>> No.11175938

>>11175672
Make ramen. As soon as you turn off the heat, crack an egg into it. The residual heat will cook the egg. Let it sit for a few minutes, then stir.
Now you have thick, delicious ramen.

>> No.11175980
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I only eat my eggs raw.

>> No.11176007

>>11175980
Is this man eating them with the shells on?
I knew LA Beast was insane but this...he needs to be remanded into custodial care. This is too much.

>> No.11176009

>>11176007
Shells on, eggs are raw.

>> No.11177059

>>11175651
How does he get out

>> No.11177061

how do i make deviled eggs?

>> No.11177297

I made poached eggs for the first time today. Went very well actually.

>> No.11177314

>>11177297
Good man. Now move up to eggs benedict.

>> No.11177352

>>11175308
>3 seconds in GREY EGGS
>yellow mustard
>AND AGAIN
>dyed green pickle brine
barf/10

>> No.11177389

>>11177059
He doesn't get out, the eggs are enough to sustain him.

>> No.11177403

>>11175268
>I don't understand why nearly the entire population likes something I don't
>They're wrong and I'm right
>R-right guys?
I wonder what it's like to be this much of a raging cunt

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Been doing alot of pickling lately.

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>>11177757

>> No.11177858

>>11177766
it's a pretty common process desu

>> No.11177861

>>11175675
>too rich
>with white rice
boi you musta fucked something up real good