[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 127 KB, 400x490, 1532980379899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11170927 No.11170927 [Reply] [Original]

What's the best hot sauce and why is it always Secret Aardvark?

>> No.11170932
File: 102 KB, 426x358, Best Sauce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11170932

The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste...

not Secret Aardvark

>> No.11171043
File: 198 KB, 747x500, 1533166575630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11171043

>>11170927
Sick! A fellow Varkbro! Everyone Varks a little different but for me, I take a bottle everywhere, it's pretty crazy. I'm always hammerin' the halfpipe, shreddin' the surf, scorchin' the skydive... And Im guaranteed to always be saucin'n'bossin'. You should see people's faces light up once they kiss their dog or burger with some Vark. I've got such a reputation they even call me the "the V man". Not surprising when you're a Varker.

Kind reminder: it's more than a sauce it's a lifestyle!

>> No.11171057
File: 255 KB, 620x359, jack lineup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11171057

>>11170932

Why didn't Jack ever get into hot sauce game?

He perfected barbeque sauce, teriyaki sauce, and all-purpose seasoning.

The world is waiting for your hot sauce, Jack.

>> No.11171067

>>11171057
Because that fat autistic sack of stroked out shit can't cook a burger or pork butt, what makes you think he could manage another complex culinary adventure like hot sauce.

PS: varkin' 4 life.

>> No.11171961
File: 258 KB, 1024x682, 1533167780032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11171961

The ultimate way to pull a hottie? Share a little Vark and you'll be shreddin'the sheets in no time! Varkin' 2 the maxxx!

>> No.11171964

Where do I find the meme sauce?

>> No.11171973
File: 46 KB, 480x270, scarface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11171973

>>11171067
Because he didn't make it. He had someone else make it.
All he probably did was the logistics; ingredients, bottling, branding, and transportation.

You think the current North American CEO of Coca-Cola made the recipe for modern sodas? No.

>> No.11171990
File: 1.44 MB, 4048x3036, 1532998023501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11171990

>>11171973
No fucking shit Sherlock. He slaps his name on some prepackaged bullshit and called it a day. The BBQ sauce didn't sell well and his brand is a joke. Now especially with a stroke under his belt why would he waste time or money on a hot sauce?

Now shut the fuck up and Vark

>> No.11172047

>>11171990
You're trying too hard, and you should stop.

>> No.11172051

A fellow citizen of the varknation? Simply fricking badass.

>> No.11172058
File: 146 KB, 500x566, when-youre-eating-fistfuls-of-shredded-cheese-at-3-am-31921411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11172058

>>11170927
onions gargling basedboy

soy gargling soyboy

>> No.11172064
File: 7 KB, 206x245, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11172064

>>11172047
>Stating a fact is now trying too hard.
Hey guys check it out... We've got an internet expert over here!

>> No.11173012

>>11170927
Is this sold in the states? This sauce keeps getting memed here and now I want to try it

>> No.11173359

>>11170927
I bought the memsauce because I was curious. It was very meh.
Marie Sharp's, El Yucateco, and Valentina are all superior.

>> No.11173601
File: 217 KB, 1024x911, 1529243279336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11173601

>>11172064
Are you that Reddit faggot who comes here to complain and 'troll' others to prove some point to yourself? Do you have any idea how many of you there really is?

>> No.11173638
File: 50 KB, 640x360, 1486667290441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11173638

>>11173359
>I bought the memsauce... it was VERY meh
varks blown the fuck out