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My wife my wife is inviting her ex husband and kids over for dinner. What are some comfort foods I can cook to leave a good impression with them?

>> No.11169245

>>11169239
Hard to answer. What are you cooking skills? What are your best dishes? What kinds of food do they like?

>> No.11169249

>>11169239
italian is comfy and hard to mess up

>> No.11169254

>>11169239
How about leave your wife.

>> No.11169271

>>11169239
Divorce

>> No.11169297

>>11169254
>>11169271
Why on earth would I do such a thing?

>> No.11169312

>>11169297
>inviting her ex husband over
they're doing it behind you back senpai

>> No.11169369

>>11169239
>my wife is inviting her ex husband
You are the king of cucks

>> No.11169372

3/10 bro

>> No.11169399

>>11169239
Is the guy black too, cuckboy?

>> No.11169409

>>11169399
No he’s white, he came over from Egypt with his family originally. He’s a nice guy but it stresses me out knowing he’s gonna be here.

>> No.11169418

>>11169409
>he's white
>came over from Egypt
So he is a Haji?

>> No.11169439

Some people actually don't hate each other after a divorce but you virgins wouldn't understand that.

>> No.11169462

>>11169439
Some people actually have the tact not to bring their ex over when their new SO is around, but you wouldn't understand that.

>> No.11169487

>>11169439
>yeah sure, I'm totally okay with with the fact that the Haji ex-husband raw-dogs my wife at the dinner party

>> No.11169498

>>11169462
>Implying them bringing their ex around when you're not around is better

Think about what you just said.

>> No.11169511

>>11169498
>having the ex around at all
I think you missed the point

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11169518

dumb low effort bait thread but i hate this site so much i want to see it fail so bump

>> No.11169522

>>11169498
That's not what I implied at all, foolio.

>>11169511
this person is not a brain-dead retard.

>> No.11169524

>his wife invites ex husband over
>don't worry anon there's nothing going on between us. His cock was always wayyyy too big and I would be super sore the next day after he banged me for 5 hours every night
>teehe I might have to give him a tour of the house. Would you mind taking the kids to go see that new Incredibles movie while we show eachother aro-While I give him a detailed tour...
>thanks! you're the best! Call when you're on your way home! xoxo

>> No.11169540

>>11169524
You got off to this didn't you?

>> No.11169545

>>11169540
>thinking anyone on this site can get off to text based imagery as opposed to hours of digital free porn
Heh, better luck next time.....kid

>> No.11169571

>>11169545
The sad truth, desu.

>> No.11169577

>>11169239
Cyanide. It goes perfect for your entire family of degenerates.

>> No.11169583

>>11169409
>getting stressed in your own home

Stop being a little bitch and let it be known it's your castle hes walking into, goddamn dude.

>> No.11169586

>>11169239
At least you're only having one of her exes around.
My girlfriend does a yearly "penance dinner" where she invites all of her exes and I'm not allowed to attend.
She does this during Lent every year and says it helps her cope with "past guilt".
That feel when she says "I hope I never have to invite you to the annual dinner anon"

>> No.11169598

>>11169586
please be true

>> No.11169612

This thread smells like bait.

don't forget to put sage in the options to not bump for my newfags out there

>> No.11169633

>>11169586
this post really makes you think...

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>>11169586

>> No.11169696

>>11169586
Is this a Futurama reference?

>> No.11169717

>>11169239
why did you marry a woman with kids?
honest question

>> No.11170799

>>11169586
Hey, if you do break up, at least you'll get to sleep with her once a year at the dinner.

>> No.11170853

>>11169239
anything with a lot of Soy

>> No.11170876

>>11169717
I'm not op but my wife has a son from a previous marriage. It's not really a big deal, I don't pretend to act like his dad.
His real dad is an ok guy, I'm not good friends with him but we chat when he comes over to pick up his son on the weekends.
My mother was a single woman and she had some long term relationships with men so maybe I have a different perspective on things.

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>>11169239
>my wife is inviting her ex husband and kids over for dinner

>> No.11172330

>>11170799
Kek'd and chek'd

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>>11169239
>my wife's husband and kids
You can't spell "cuck" without /ck/.

>> No.11173154

>kids
Tacos

You can make all sorts of meats and condiments and let the kids put their tacos together. Kids love tacos and happy kids will make happy parents.

>> No.11173156

So last friday night I get a message from my ex wife, she says "Can we do dinner sometime, I have some things I need to discuss with you."

I had a bit of a knot in my stomach, for some reason I thought maybe she had seen my post, knowing that I had used to visit this sub, but that was not it.

So we meet up, order food, she has a glass of wine, takes my hand, tells me her therapist and her had a breakthrough, she tells me that she brought me to a public place so that we can both just be "honest" with no fear of "anything" and she kept reiterating that, like "Just so that we don't have to worry about Anything... ok?"

So I was thinking she wanted to get back together or something, just by how strange she was acting, like she expected me to hear her say "I want us back together!" and I'd throw my glass of water and scream at her? I have no idea at the time, now I do...

So she tells me the typical "I want you to know that I did enjoy our time together, you provided a father to my children, you raised them as if they were your own, you sacrificed for them, and they turned out wonderful, and for that I'm eternally grateful!"

She then pauses and says "I need to come clean with you, I've been lying to your face for a long time."

I say "Ok, honey, no matter what it is, I'm past it, it's ok, you don't have to hurt anymore, just say what you need to and we'll enjoy our lunch."

She starts crying, at first just a bit, then it turns into a full on breakdown. She's holding my hand, rubbing my finger, and just staring at my hands, her lip trembling, tears running all over the place.

I tell her to take her time, I'm starting to get really curious about what is going on, I'm REALLY starting to suspect she's about to ask me back now.

>> No.11173161

Suddenly she says "I was never there for you, and I want you to know why, Bob, and I never stopped seeing each other."

Bob is our kids biological father, who has managed to remain a low life jobless alcoholic for the past 18 or so years.

I freeze in place, I feel the sensation of time slowing down, like is described in movies etc, it feels like a knife is being shoved into my back.

I feel like I'm going to vomit, but my brain jumps to her defense, "You mean you were still in love with him right you weren't actually together right?"

"No, I'm so sorry, I'm so so so sorry."

I go out and sit in my car, just staring at my steering wheel, my hands are shaking.

She eventually comes outside and taps on my passenger window, I let her get in, she has regained her composure, I think that just telling me was the hardest part for her.

She informs me that she was still having sex with Bob as early as 6 months after we got married, that he would just show up on her lunch breaks, or after work, and they'd go get a motel, or go to his place.

She says she was "lost" and that looking back it was all a " mistake" and that she now realizes she killed our sex life, not me.

She tells me that the reason she went back to Bob, after me pressing her, was because I was "Too good" for her, and that she never thought I actually loved her.

I asked her what part of me taking on her kids, her, and her responsibilities made it seem like I didn't love her.

Shes says "I don't know."

I asked her if she was still with and seeing Bob, she said yes, I asked her if they had been sleeping together regularly over the years. She said yes.

>> No.11173163

She then asked me how many times I had cheated on her.

"none."

She sort of scoff / giggles "What...?"

"I never cheated, I was honest when I married you."

She seemed more surprised that I hadn't cheated on her, than that I was reduced to a man child in just 30 minutes of her being honest.

I eventually told her to get the hell out of my car and to never contact me again.

I am going to see my therapist this evening.

The one situation I had NEVER thought she was even physically capable of doing she apparently was doing, for 20 years, on a weekly basis.

By my math her ex husband had sex with my wife 48 times a year, for 20 years, while I got told to be patient.

I told her if she get's in an accident and needs help to just pull the plug, that I'd jump in a volcano before ever helping her again with ANYTHING, she looked at me as if I had betrayed her.

So now I'm back to being 12 again and wondering if anything I know is real. I just can't understand how she can be that way, hide it all these years so well, act like I'm the bad guy, then it turns out she was cheating on me all along, this whole time.

On top of that, my new HL GF, that seems awesome, when I told her about all of this, she informs me that she also has a proclivity for finding random men from time to time and that "it's just sex!" and now I don't find her attractive anymore either.

Goddamnit.

>> No.11173164

>all these kiddos falling for this unfunny shitpost

>> No.11173168

>>11173161
>raising anotha nigga seed

LMFAO, gotta treat a hoe like a hoe

>> No.11173177

>>11173154
This
Be sure to also include a desert. If you're making tacos, consider fried ice cream

>> No.11173420

I know thid is bait but just in case: make something italian. Don't mane it gimicky but not boring either. Make it presentable.

>> No.11174987

>>11169239
Just make sure hes happy after he finishes with your wife.

>> No.11174990

OP have you considered Italian?

>> No.11175034

>>11169518
We all hate it here anon, but we can't leave.

>> No.11175040

>>11169409
Bake a ham

>> No.11175075

my wife's son won't eat his vegetables when my wife has a night out with her black friends
what do?

>> No.11175119

>>11169239
>her ex husband
Make him eat a bullet.

>> No.11175288

>>11170876
stopped reading after My mother was a single woman