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>hey anon, my girlfriend is going to come to the dinner and she's vegan, so we have to make it vegan

>> No.11168954
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11168954

>>11168946
get a new girlfriend

>> No.11168955

>>11168946
lol don't lie OP, you don't have friends over for dinner and if you did they certainly wouldn't have gfs

>> No.11168960

>>11168946
>not respecting other people’s lifestyle choices
Back to the barn Cletus

>> No.11168965

>sure man i have a few vegan dishes i can make along with the non vegan food ill be making

please dont tell me you are autistic enough to care about vegans or too bad of a cook to be able to make a vegan dish on the side

>> No.11168966

>>11168954
What the fuck happened to that cat.

>> No.11168968
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desu people who make a big stink about having to cook something vegan are usually just shit cooks who use meat as a silver bullet ingredient because they don't know how to make anything taste good without it

cooking with meat is cooking on easy mode

t. not even a vegetarian but can actually cook

>> No.11168971

>>11168946
She can bring her own specialty food. How rude and entitled to expect others to cater to her lifestyle.

>> No.11168974

>>11168960
They're free to have their "lifestyle choices" in their own home with their own food.

>> No.11168976

>>11168971
not good enough to be able to cook a vegan dish then i take it?

>> No.11168987

>>11168976
Whatever makes you feel good boo. I could but why would I? Why would I cook something special for a person I've never met? She'd get a green salad. That's it

>> No.11168990

just do what I do and make "vegan" food that has meat in it, if they ask tell them you used substitutes, they will never be able to tell anyways.

>> No.11168994

>>11168946
That's when you just say "ok" to your friend and make sure you serve nothing but a prohibited and delicious non vegan meal at dinner. Surprise!!

>> No.11169004

>>11168987
what an incel response, thats probably why anon is bringing his gf and you are not eating with your own

>> No.11169014

if you actually can't make a single good vegan meal you are a bad cook, end of story

>> No.11169018

Bait thread

>> No.11169050

>bake some mushroom caps in soy sauce
Wahlaaa

Though, your friend shouldnt date a vegan if his is looking to marry and have children in life. But one meal and bang wouldn't work

>> No.11169068

>>11169014
Ah, so she'll accommodate me, as the good cook she is (no vegans are cooks) when her boyfriend invites me over, and supply me with a meat dish accompanied with my favorite broccoli (which she ruins)

>> No.11169069

>>11168946
>vegan
So no blow jobs for you

>> No.11169074

>>11168960
Respect isn't being forced to make accommodations for someone with dietary disabilities.

>> No.11169129

Make some dahl & flatbread OP. Cheap easy and pretty tasty.

>> No.11169137

>>11168946
What's so hard about that? Just give her vegetables or pasta with sauce.

>> No.11169146

>>11168974
great way to make friends anon

>> No.11169148

Come to dinner at your house or come to dinner put to the restaurant? Because if dude was expecting to have dinner alone with another dude who has a girlfriend, the host was going to buttfuck the guest whether he consented or not.

Tldr, OP is a faggot rapist who's plans got foiled because the victim decided to bring their girlfriend along.

>> No.11169150

>>11169137
Most regular store pasta isn't vegan. Gotta buy the expensive shit that tastes like shit to get that or waste half a day to make your own for your friends retarded gf

>> No.11169155

>>11169137
Pasta sauce that doesn't contain anchovies and parm reg rings sucks ass. Why fuck over everyone else's enjoyment to coddle one special snowflake's meme diet?

>> No.11169157

>>11168946
Hey man, I told you I'd be smoking ribs, brisket, and making twice-baked potatoes with bacon. I don't have the ingredients or time to make anything for her last second, and I find it fucked up that you didn't ask me about this at least yesterday, you're just telling me she invited herself along. *You* are welcome to come. If she has dietary restrictions and insists on imposing, she'll have to bring her own food. We'll talk about this later over a drink, man. She's walking all over you.

>> No.11169161

>>11169137
I'm a vegetarian in a very meat loving veg hating family so when we have family dinners my mother makes something for me (and her to some extent) without meat. It's a bit of a pain in the ass for her, not a huge deal, but when other relatives come over who won't eat onions or things that are green or gluten the number of dishes starts skyrocketing to the point she hates hosting

>> No.11169163

Meat is only one part of a meal most of the things you eat should be vegan or vegetarian.

>> No.11169165

>>11168968
Stop projecting.

>> No.11169170

>>11169146
People who expect to to cater to their lifestyle choices by default aren't worth being friends with because the message that sends is that their considerations always come before yours. That indicates your have zero self esteem.

>> No.11169192

ITT:
>guys who are so incel they can't comprehend simply accommodating their firiend's gf.
but lets be honest, nobody comes to your place to eat.

>> No.11169215

>>11169170
no it indicates you're a nice person and I think you underestimate how much people appreciate the effort

>> No.11169220

>>11168946
>Its too hard to do some additional basic shit with a few vegs
Now, it's Major Faggotry to insist a whole meal be vegan for one person

>> No.11169306

>>11168946
Don't listen to these dumbasses, your buddies a faggot and his girlfriend's a dumb bitch. If she wants vegan food she can bring her own fucking food.

>> No.11169313

>>11169215
I doubt that. I've cooked Kosher and Vegetarian meals countless times for friends-of-friends and I've only been thanked for it once.

>> No.11169315

>>11169157
This right here.

>> No.11169343

>>11168946
you need to handle your woman bro

>> No.11169401

just cook something vegetarian like Mac and cheese and feign ignorance every time to the point where she breaks down and eats it out of desperation
pretend to confuse vegan and vegetarian

>> No.11169413

>>11168946
Roast a whole pig (bonus points if you slaughter it yourself) and make her some PBJs, Mate.

>> No.11169422

>here's your veggie hotdogs and rice faggot

>> No.11169494

>>11169215
Why should I be nice to people who aren't? I dont expect to be catered toward. However, I make enough of an impression on my friends and am considerate enough for them that they often do cater to me. It's a two way street. I dont interact with people who expect to be treated a certain way because they are self-centered at best, narcissistic at worst. They are not good friends.

Surround yourself with people who do not expect anything of you but for whom youd go out of your way to do nice things for, and they will repay you in kind. Surround yourself with people who expect things of you and anything you do will be met with pleasantries at best and ungrateful indifference at worst.

>> No.11169529

>>11169192
Not incel and I'm used to accommodating my gfs lactose intolerance but I'd tell the vegan to fuck off.

>> No.11169536

>>11169215
People don't give a shit if your nice, they only care if you're not nice.

>> No.11169537

>>11169494
who said she's not being nice back? friendship is a two way street