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Tendies and Nuggers edition
>inb4 brainloaf>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 banana full of spiders>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets>inb4 frankenegg.webm>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it>inb4 twisty pasta machine>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery>inb4 taco town>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 flaming pizza dome>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis>inb4 kay and her man hands>inb4 avocado macchiato>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears>inb4 plump erotic cakes>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages>inb4 bbq montage>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)>inb4 butterslut>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists>inb4 cheetofrap>inb4 squid karate chop instakill>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle>inb4 liquor in a flower vase>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment>inb4 motherfucking salt bae
1116891411168918Then post OC, copypasting faggot
>>11168858jack is even funnier now that he only uses one hand to cook while the other droops limply at his side
>>11168958HE'S REGAINING THE USE OF HIS DEAD ARM!!!!!1!!
>>11169247That was my dog.
>>11168914>>11168918Not on the list
>>11168914>>11168918I dont see surly king of the eggfort
>>11169291>and remember: you're the Daniel Dae Kim of your artisanal quim!
>>11169287I've started eatings eggs a lot more lately, great source of protein and cheap but i wonder if seeing this surly fella here so often is one of the causes...
>>11169460>Full basil leaf on a pizza that is then cooked and served to a (probably) over paying customerWhat the ever living fuck am I watching.
>>11169287What do you think his home life is like? Probably stressful
>>11169564that is his home
>>11169579Only until he sells all the eggs. Then hes free to return to his village I'm sure
>>11169460damn that looks like good pizza
>>11169205wow look at how sharp this knife that nobody has used before is
>>11169747>4 flavors>everything is just fatDo Americans really?
>>11168914>>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurantSomebody post it.
>>11169763Damn, that is some orange as fuck egg wash
>>11169767That is how eggs are supposed to be
>>11169800I know, but still
>>11169797Meant to >>11169789
>>11168914>no inb4 botulism
>>11169808The real list is 3 posts long now, anon was being lazy
>>11169789oof. did the girl on fire die?
>>11169816>not even basting it before putting it in the ovenabsolutely useless
>>11169747this is why people shoot up schools
>>11170045this pleases me
>>11169789Oh, THIS one. I saw it a while back and I still don't at all understand what happened.
>>11170061VC soldier didn't leave a tip at an american restaurant so the waiter napalmed her charlie ass
>>11169520Have you actually never seen or heard of a neopolitan pizza?
>>11170010what is wrong with it exactly?
>>11170077>uses a knife to cut salmonlooks really good though
>>11170105i mean, come on...just look at it.
>>11170092based reddit bro
>>11170114What would you use?
>>11170120 a fork
>>11170120have you ever eaten fish?
>>11170117the only thing I see wrong is the shape is unnecessarythe sandwiches themselves have nothing wrong with them
>>11170122>>11170125My bad, I thought you were looking at gourmet salmon.webm and meant him cutting the skin
>>11170128>shape is unnecessaryjust make normal sammiches...no need for all the faggotry
>>11170135>no need for all the faggotryt. faggot
>>11170128>>11170128>the only thing I see wrong is the shape is unnecessary
>>11170144hi, faggot. i'm anon. nice to meet you.
>>11170118It was for four days and that was three years ago, please Anon
>>11170145jeezus...how much salt is in that fucker??
>>11168858W-what's this in the oven window at 0:09 ?
>>11170178Jack being reborn.He is immortal and respawns from the nearest cooking appliance upon death
>>11170188>2 strokes>eaten raw chicken>ate the botulism chilithis makes sensethe dubs have spoken
>>11169287don't call me Shirley
>>11168999trips checked but how is it reddit? were all of these webms taken directly from there?
>>11170110why is it so fluffy like a pillow
>>11169564probably filled with eggswhere else do you think he gets them from?
>>11170110me when I take a shit
>>11170045>webm called lasagna quiche>no appareil
>>11170273how did you find this picture of me?
>>11170061fuel + open flame = bad times
>>11170327this looks super good, but what is the concentration of poo?
>>11170424WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>11170424>sweetened water>brown sugar simple syrup>onion flourwhy?
>>11170327heard his accent even without sound
>>11170424that was it?? what the fuck!
>>11169260What is this from? I can't find it anywhere
>>11170110I just fapped to this.
>>11168914First time on /ck/ i wish to see all of these.
>>11170574you'll see them eventually whether you want to or not
>>11170077I bet those vegetables were undone as fuck. Out of all the veggies you could go with and you go with two that take a considerable amount of time in the oven
>>11169786fuck me dead
>>11170327It looks the same coming out your ass too
>>11170097not OP but yes, and it's absurd. Why not equally spread the ingredients over the pizza, instead of having gigantic chunks of cheese and basil that dont reach all of the slices? what is the actual advantage of this?
>only 3 jack webmswe can do better
I used to really dislike Jack, but after seeing his dead limp stroke arm I just feel bad for him.
>>11169704Why would that be butcher porn? I don't get off watching other people do what I do all day.
>>11171566Why would you dislike the man?
>>11171670Can he do anything at all successfully?
>>11170424How is that a cake? It's a jelly.
>>11169258Why don't people eat their dogs when they die? To cheer them up and to keep a part of them with them always.
>>11169807>parsleykek like you could even taste that fucking weak ass grass tasting leaf
>>11170045>trypophobia kicks in
>>11171542why do people ruin perfectly good sunny side up eggs by flipping them ffs
>>11169786>>11171480I know right. Shit. I want everything.
>>11169818That’s typical buzzfeed shit.That smažený sýr thing is not correct. It’s usually bun with deep fried edamer cheese (not mozzarela patty or whatever it was) and fake tartar sauce and/or ketchup (never mustard) + optional stuff like lettuce, cabbage, onions, tomatoes and cucumbers. Also it’s no longer the most popular thing.
>>11170569I want to fap with it.
>>11171903americans are so disgusting
>>11171903This is some Jack tier shit
>>11171934Yeah I wouldn't fuck her either what a pig
>>11171903I saw this on the TVs they had at the gym and thought it was fucking weird and now I'm seeing it here. What the fuck.
>>11169818it angers me how the acarajé is so fucking small and burnt as all hell and they lay the shrimp stew over iteveryone does acarajé almost like a burger
>>11171968no one cares everyone knows brazilianz eat sopa de macaco when they're drunk
>>11171903What the hell?
>>11170010I wholey agree. It definitely made me want to.
>>11172204It's just a sandwich chill dude
>>11170126dude just boil ur steak lmao
>>11171729Some people do.
>>11171903I saw this on the news last night
>>11169264I knew he was inept but I never really truly understood how far gone he is
>>11171494>he doesn't know
>>11168858he is so bad at cooking even electrodomestic malfunctions with its presence
>>11168858>so startled that he turned into a ghost
>>11169460>Yes I'd like a pizza with as little sauce, toppings, and cheese as possible please.
>>11169818>Mexican tacos now being greasy enoughwhat an utter offensealso>broccoli in ramenwut?
>>11170110that's a funny file name
>>11170327that explains why they shit on the street, the amount of condiments make anyone just want to shit right away
>>11171560would marry her>>11171563>sticking tongue out before giving a bite
>>11171670how is he not dead? everything he touches goes wrong, im surprised he even managed to have a son
>>11171903I used to dip pizza in my coke before, just like how I dip fries in a milkshake
>>11172454ah, st patricks day
>>11171628>reminder that Jack is canonically a bisexual homo
why is he eating those like a fucking down syndrome fuckhead
>>11171543This one always makes me borderline puke no matter how many times I have seen it.
>>11171560>tfw you will never have a cute, palsy chick with perfect tits to make you pancakes.
>>11169747orORmake 4 fucking sandwiches
>>11171563How does he have kids?! Who would fuck that? Imagine a big sweaty jack with a belly full of chili tirelessly pumping to climax.
>>11172074Do south Americans really do this...
>>11169818This is bullshit, every country just goes for a donner kebab and chucks the salad back in the bin
>>11171882>fake tartar saucehuh?
>>11170544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GMGet 4chan x bud
>>11172610b-b-but its authentic
>>11172951>That WebmPure fucking hipsterism
>>11169789Almost as bad as the waiter dropping boiling water all over that kid
>>11170110I just had a great idea for an onahole
>>11171543>just flicks the piece of pork fat somewhere in the roomHis house must smell horrible
>>11172781You'd hate it after like the first hour
>>11172981>He doesn't eat pizza awkwardly with a knife and fork
>>11173010*after I nut
>>11172781>>11172654palsy waifu fags please go
>>11173022Only pizza I eat with a fork is this at this one pizza place by me that has big ass slices that are hard to hold. Even then after I eat like half I can hold it without getting grease everywhere
>>11170110It looks like a prolapse...
>>11173033>Even then after I eat like half I can hold it without getting grease everywhereThen wear a latex glove
>>11172991Enjoy your shigella-dick
>>11173045I'm not gay though
I deleted all of my jack webm's thinking I wouldn't want them anymore in a drunken stupor. I WANT THEM BACK NAO!!!
>>11169291>i am jazz: the webm
>>11169291>>11170110Yin and Yang
>>11172984wait, what? i'm gonna need to see this
>>11171729If the dog dies of old age the meat would be really shit.
>>11173022Ulilililia's been doing this for a decade. Nothing new here. Apparently it works if you take his math for it.
>>11173117I don't have the webm on me but I did find a vid of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7PvT_q0oXs
>>11173186Anybody that looks like this, I want nothing to do with or have in common.
>>11173248He's better now. He has actual serious OCD and might be the best Disgaea grinder in the world.
>>11173255when I copy and pasted his name one of the google auto fill options was autism. If he can stand grinding disgaea, he probably is a low functioning savant.
>>11173313That is what you get when you marry strictly for looks.
>>11173246Why have a slippery ass floor in a place where you're carrying boiling pots of water? No fuck that why is carrying pots of boiling water to patrons even a fucking thing? The Chinese never cease to amaze me how much they don't give a fuck.
>>11171535>Only 3 Jack webmsThat's good because they're posted in every fucking oen of these threads
>>11173395China has no safety regulations. If I had my cooking area like that, or carried boiling soup like that I'd be canned on the fuckin spot
>>11173255I heard he got a job and even overcame his fear of water and learned how to swim
>>11169786thanks anon ive never seen this one before
>>11173681>dairy free yogurtOh, so not yogurt then.
>>11173681Diet restrictions that are not illness related that force you to make substitutes of things you enjoy are stupid as fuck.
>>11169763>tonkatsu>mozzarellafucking monsteralso how is this a recipe if you use easy paste
>>11173882>how is this a recipeHow stupid are you?
>>11169818nobody would prepare currywurst with ketchupand nobody puts curry on the mayo. the curry goes on top of the wurst.
>>11171679getting a stroke
>>11170424It looks like a jelly fish with mild irritation toxins
>>11172451I lost my shit when they tossed her.
>>11174047Shit like this happens everywhere>american girl dies drinking boiled water because of some dumbfuck gen z challenge
>>11173038Hence the filename
>>11170145That's a sausage roll. Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon ya damn yanks
>>11169800>supposed to beaccording to whom?
>>11171563>>11172654BIG BOY BITE
>>11171633And people wonder why he's had two strokes
>>11169800That is how eggs look when the feed has a high level of canthaxanthin.
>>11171700because asians are fucking stupid
>>11172906leave their braces on for years after they were supposed to be removed? yes, they do
>>11172610it's so easy to tell the uneducated from the educated
>>11172981>anything that I don't understand is a hipsterstay mad poorfag
>>11172610>t. fat fuck
>>11171586do you think tranny porn is for trannies
>>11174635Yeah because the toppings and sauce are the part that are calorie dense. Not the massive slab or carbs.
>>11174484>drinking boiling water for le clout xDNatural selection at its finest
>>11174724...yeah. do you think carbs are more calorie dense than fat, protein and carbs?
>>11174724>cheese isn't calorie-dense
>>11174755>>11174760fucking kek>Yes i'd like to order a pizza please. I would like just a circle of cooked dough pleaseI love this board
>>11174768not the point dumbass
>>11174622It's very easy to identify you people.
>>11174782Yes actually it is. You want to pay more for less. No wonder you zoomers are broke.
>>11174792the point is that the toppings, cheese and sauce are generally more calorie dense
>>11174785>being this threatened lol, stay paranoid polfag
>>11174804Getting a pizza with olives and more than a pinch of cheese isn't going to be more calorie dense than the dough itself. Not to mention, the tomato sauce is the healthiest part of the pizza which they used virtually none. You know you can order pizza with other toppings other than meat right? Cutting cheese does help cut calories obviously, but they literally put a pinch of cheese on it. Here is an article about it if you are capable of reading.https://www.eatthis.com/ways-to-cut-pizza-calories/
>>11174816Yeah i'm the paranoid one...
>>11174834do you know what 'calorie dense' means you fucktard. it doesn't matter how much bread you compare to how much cheese, cheese is more calorie dense than bread.
>>11174844There is actually nutritional value in cheese. There is literally none in dough. I am enjoying your sperg out though so please keep replying for the (you)'s
>>11174859So you've admitted you've lost thank you>>11174860>no u
>>11174872man you are too retarded for words
>>11174885I'm going to keep track of your sperg outs>sperg out number 1
>>11169260I cut my finger to the bone doing this one time
>>11170110I would stick my meat and veg in hotkinkyjo
>>11169818>those completely tasteless looking tacos>boiled meat>flour tortillasThese fucking buzzfeed normies aren't even trying anymore, Jesus Christ.
Does anyone have the one where jack cuts the hell out of his finger?
>>11172672He tried to pull out
>>11169460The crust looks very nice but I think that he should use just a bit more sauce
>>11174984I wonder how long it's been since he's had sex? I bet tammy doesn't even allow him near her vagina
>>11171679He can make you watch his mishaps and turn them into weirdo memes
>>11171925her dad did it to cool off the chicken so she started to do it.
>>11175283>Plate of baconBASED
>>11175283>competitive eatingNever would have thought someone would eat two cabbages and two gallons of water before an eating competition...
>>11175313Competitive eating is often about how much you can hold without throwing up. So you you eat and drink shit that just expands your stomach but has no calories.
>>11175350>gets unreasonably upset at the knife tapping i was wondering how long it'd take for you to show up; stay triggered, gay fag
>>11169725"It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!"
>>11171670To be fair to Jack, this isn't a Jack thing with these fucking Ziosks. It's just a stupid people thing. Everyone tries to get their receipt out that way, even though the screen tells you to rip up after it prints out. The place I work at has only had em for maybe two years, and I'd say about one third of them are all broken in some way because of shit like this.
>>11170045that's not a quiche, it's just a stupid lasagaalso what happened to jack? gimme a quicke rundown
>>11175492that looks like total shit. taste aside the entire thing just falls the fuck apart after spending so long on all the meme shit.
>>11171560I think one of my coworkers has minor CPshe's super cute but she has a bf
>>11175538I hope you reported her for her cp featuring minors
>>11175538>I think one of my coworkers has minor CPreport him
>>11170467damn these are interesting. any more info?
>>11171563Look at that ducky :3>>11172654My mom does that, I hate it
>>11175163I need one NOW
>>11175850What else can I sell you?
>>11175915Is this real? If not, I shall invent it
>>11175921BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
>>11173058THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
>>11170126Oh for the love of God! Kill this person immediatly
>>11175283Strikes me odd that no one eats steak before a competition. It's always chicken
>>11173882literally all japanese curries come from a premade rue
>>11175492>I am unable to eat anything that isn't drenched in low-grade sugarMurricans have problems
>>11176319gotta love a bit of salt bae
>>11169786Please tell me this is a family platter and not a meal for 1 American.
>>11176148Yeah we always eat that. You're very observant.
>>11176488If this place is in Texas, I have some bad news for you anon.
>>11173010I wouldn't last 2 minutes if you get my drift
>>11174484There was a "light yourself on fire" challenge for a while that I was convinced was a 4chan troll idea to kill black people
>>11174755>Are carbs more dense than carbs?
>>11174885stop wasting your time on this guy
>>11174886This is the face he makes while cumming just before he kills you
>>11175492stop stop it's already dead
>>11175519Jack literally can't read though, he just jumps in like an average joe
>>11175922we live in a boring dystopia
>>11168914>>11168918You're doing God's work son.
>>11169300>that ulu knifeNigga, is this an eskimo butcher shop?
>>11170424Johnny johnnyYes papa?Eating sugar?No papa, I'm eating cake
>>11177382Shut the fuck up.
>>11177127No, people actually do this shit. IT's amazing how stupid peoplea re getting.