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Tendies and Nuggers edition

>> No.11168858
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>> No.11168914

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>> No.11168918

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>> No.11168947

Then post OC, copypasting faggot

>> No.11168958

jack is even funnier now that he only uses one hand to cook while the other droops limply at his side

>> No.11168999


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>> No.11169258

That was my dog.

>> No.11169260
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Not on the list

>> No.11169264
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>> No.11169266
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>> No.11169281

I dont see surly king of the eggfort

>> No.11169287
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>> No.11169291
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>> No.11169305

how tho?

>> No.11169416

>and remember: you're the Daniel Dae Kim of your artisanal quim!

>> No.11169460
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>> No.11169497

I've started eatings eggs a lot more lately, great source of protein and cheap but i wonder if seeing this surly fella here so often is one of the causes...

>> No.11169520


>Full basil leaf on a pizza that is then cooked and served to a (probably) over paying customer

What the ever living fuck am I watching.

>> No.11169564

What do you think his home life is like? Probably stressful

>> No.11169579
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that is his home

>> No.11169580

Only until he sells all the eggs. Then hes free to return to his village I'm sure

>> No.11169589

damn that looks like good pizza

>> No.11169605

wow look at how sharp this knife that nobody has used before is

>> No.11169704
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>> No.11169762

>4 flavors
>everything is just fat
Do Americans really?

>> No.11169763
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>>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
Somebody post it.

>> No.11169767

Damn, that is some orange as fuck egg wash

>> No.11169771
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>> No.11169786
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Completamente asqueroso.

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>> No.11169800

That is how eggs are supposed to be

>> No.11169804

I know, but still

>> No.11169807
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Meant to >>11169789

>> No.11169808

>no inb4 botulism

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>> No.11169818
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The real list is 3 posts long now, anon was being lazy

>> No.11169879

oof. did the girl on fire die?

>> No.11169898

>not even basting it before putting it in the oven
absolutely useless

>> No.11170010

this is why people shoot up schools

>> No.11170045
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>> No.11170050

this pleases me

>> No.11170061

Oh, THIS one. I saw it a while back and I still don't at all understand what happened.

>> No.11170065

fuck off

>> No.11170067

nerve gas

>> No.11170069


>> No.11170072

VC soldier didn't leave a tip at an american restaurant so the waiter napalmed her charlie ass

>> No.11170073


>> No.11170077
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>> No.11170081
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>> No.11170087
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>> No.11170092
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big chuckle

>> No.11170097

Have you actually never seen or heard of a neopolitan pizza?

>> No.11170105

what is wrong with it exactly?

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>uses a knife to cut salmon

looks really good though

>> No.11170117

i mean, come on...just look at it.

>> No.11170118

based reddit bro

>> No.11170120

What would you use?

>> No.11170122

a fork

>> No.11170125

have you ever eaten fish?

>> No.11170126
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>> No.11170128

the only thing I see wrong is the shape is unnecessary
the sandwiches themselves have nothing wrong with them

>> No.11170130
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>> No.11170132

a fork

>> No.11170133

My bad, I thought you were looking at gourmet salmon.webm and meant him cutting the skin

>> No.11170135

>shape is unnecessary
just make normal sammiches...no need for all the faggotry

>> No.11170144

>no need for all the faggotry
t. faggot

>> No.11170145
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>the only thing I see wrong is the shape is unnecessary

>> No.11170150

hi, faggot. i'm anon. nice to meet you.

>> No.11170151
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It was for four days and that was three years ago, please Anon

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>> No.11170163

jeezus...how much salt is in that fucker??

>> No.11170168

nice selfie

>> No.11170178
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W-what's this in the oven window at 0:09 ?

>> No.11170188

Jack being reborn.

He is immortal and respawns from the nearest cooking appliance upon death

>> No.11170208

>2 strokes
>eaten raw chicken
>ate the botulism chili
this makes sense
the dubs have spoken

>> No.11170221

don't call me Shirley

>> No.11170226

trips checked but how is it reddit?
were all of these webms taken directly from there?

>> No.11170228

a fork

>> No.11170232

why is it so fluffy like a pillow

>> No.11170235

probably filled with eggs
where else do you think he gets them from?

>> No.11170252

me when I take a shit

>> No.11170273
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>webm called lasagna quiche
>no appareil

>> No.11170294

how did you find this picture of me?

>> No.11170321

fuel + open flame = bad times

>> No.11170327
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>> No.11170372

this looks super good, but what is the concentration of poo?

>> No.11170424
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>> No.11170507

>sweetened water
>brown sugar simple syrup
>onion flour


>> No.11170511


>> No.11170519

heard his accent even without sound

>> No.11170536

that was it?? what the fuck!

>> No.11170544

What is this from? I can't find it anywhere

>> No.11170569


I just fapped to this.

>> No.11170574

First time on /ck/ i wish to see all of these.

>> No.11170584

you'll see them eventually whether you want to or not

>> No.11170706

I bet those vegetables were undone as fuck. Out of all the veggies you could go with and you go with two that take a considerable amount of time in the oven

>> No.11171480

fuck me dead

>> No.11171492

It looks the same coming out your ass too

>> No.11171494

not OP but yes, and it's absurd. Why not equally spread the ingredients over the pizza, instead of having gigantic chunks of cheese and basil that dont reach all of the slices? what is the actual advantage of this?

>> No.11171535
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>only 3 jack webms
we can do better

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>> No.11171563
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>> No.11171566

I used to really dislike Jack, but after seeing his dead limp stroke arm I just feel bad for him.

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>> No.11171586

Why would that be butcher porn? I don't get off watching other people do what I do all day.

>> No.11171613

Why would you dislike the man?

>> No.11171617
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>> No.11171633
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>> No.11171634
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>> No.11171656
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>> No.11171670
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>> No.11171679

Can he do anything at all successfully?

>> No.11171700

How is that a cake? It's a jelly.

>> No.11171729

Why don't people eat their dogs when they die? To cheer them up and to keep a part of them with them always.

>> No.11171732

like you could even taste that fucking weak ass grass tasting leaf

>> No.11171745

>trypophobia kicks in

>> No.11171749

why do people ruin perfectly good sunny side up eggs by flipping them ffs

>> No.11171750

I know right. Shit. I want everything.

>> No.11171759


>> No.11171882
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That’s typical buzzfeed shit.
That smažený sýr thing is not correct. It’s usually bun with deep fried edamer cheese (not mozzarela patty or whatever it was) and fake tartar sauce and/or ketchup (never mustard) + optional stuff like lettuce, cabbage, onions, tomatoes and cucumbers. Also it’s no longer the most popular thing.

>> No.11171903
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>> No.11171904

I want to fap with it.

>> No.11171905
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>> No.11171934

americans are so disgusting

>> No.11171948

This is some Jack tier shit

>> No.11171949

Yeah I wouldn't fuck her either what a pig

>> No.11171959

I saw this on the TVs they had at the gym and thought it was fucking weird and now I'm seeing it here. What the fuck.

>> No.11171968
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it angers me how the acarajé is so fucking small and burnt as all hell and they lay the shrimp stew over it
everyone does acarajé almost like a burger

>> No.11172074
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no one cares
everyone knows brazilianz eat sopa de macaco when they're drunk

>> No.11172085
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haha yes

>> No.11172202

What the hell?

>> No.11172204

I wholey agree. It definitely made me want to.

>> No.11172211

It's just a sandwich chill dude

>> No.11172312

dude just boil ur steak lmao

>> No.11172332

Some people do.

>> No.11172379

I saw this on the news last night

>> No.11172392

I knew he was inept but I never really truly understood how far gone he is

>> No.11172398

>he doesn't know

>> No.11172410


>> No.11172451
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>> No.11172580

he is so bad at cooking even electrodomestic malfunctions with its presence

>> No.11172596

>so startled that he turned into a ghost

>> No.11172610

>Yes I'd like a pizza with as little sauce, toppings, and cheese as possible please.

>> No.11172613

>Mexican tacos now being greasy enough
what an utter offense
>broccoli in ramen

>> No.11172618

that's a funny file name

>> No.11172642

that explains why they shit on the street, the amount of condiments make anyone just want to shit right away

>> No.11172654

would marry her

>sticking tongue out before giving a bite

>> No.11172672

how is he not dead? everything he touches goes wrong, im surprised he even managed to have a son

>> No.11172674

I used to dip pizza in my coke before, just like how I dip fries in a milkshake

>> No.11172680

ah, st patricks day

>> No.11172734

>reminder that Jack is canonically a bisexual homo

>> No.11172748

why is he eating those like a fucking down syndrome fuckhead

>> No.11172773

This one always makes me borderline puke no matter how many times I have seen it.

>> No.11172781
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>tfw you will never have a cute, palsy chick with perfect tits to make you pancakes.

>> No.11172791

make 4 fucking sandwiches

>> No.11172817

How does he have kids?! Who would fuck that? Imagine a big sweaty jack with a belly full of chili tirelessly pumping to climax.

>> No.11172842

Fucking kek

>> No.11172906

Do south Americans really do this...

>> No.11172914

the fuck

>> No.11172929

This is bullshit, every country just goes for a donner kebab and chucks the salad back in the bin

>> No.11172951
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>fake tartar sauce


>> No.11172975
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Get 4chan x bud

>> No.11172976

b-b-but its authentic

>> No.11172981

>That Webm
Pure fucking hipsterism

>> No.11172984

Almost as bad as the waiter dropping boiling water all over that kid

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>> No.11172991

I just had a great idea for an onahole

>> No.11173004

>just flicks the piece of pork fat somewhere in the room
His house must smell horrible

>> No.11173010

You'd hate it after like the first hour

>> No.11173022
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>He doesn't eat pizza awkwardly with a knife and fork

>> No.11173027

*after I nut

>> No.11173030

palsy waifu fags please go

>> No.11173033

Only pizza I eat with a fork is this at this one pizza place by me that has big ass slices that are hard to hold. Even then after I eat like half I can hold it without getting grease everywhere

>> No.11173036
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>> No.11173038

It looks like a prolapse...

>> No.11173045
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>Even then after I eat like half I can hold it without getting grease everywhere
Then wear a latex glove

>> No.11173046

Enjoy your shigella-dick

>> No.11173049

I'm not gay though

>> No.11173056


>> No.11173058
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I deleted all of my jack webm's thinking I wouldn't want them anymore in a drunken stupor. I WANT THEM BACK NAO!!!

>> No.11173084

>i am jazz: the webm

>> No.11173115

Yin and Yang

>> No.11173117

wait, what? i'm gonna need to see this

>> No.11173143


If the dog dies of old age the meat would be really shit.

>> No.11173186

Ulilililia's been doing this for a decade. Nothing new here. Apparently it works if you take his math for it.

>> No.11173246

I don't have the webm on me but I did find a vid of it

>> No.11173248
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Anybody that looks like this, I want nothing to do with or have in common.

>> No.11173255

He's better now. He has actual serious OCD and might be the best Disgaea grinder in the world.

>> No.11173261

when I copy and pasted his name one of the google auto fill options was autism. If he can stand grinding disgaea, he probably is a low functioning savant.

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>> No.11173325

That is what you get when you marry strictly for looks.

>> No.11173395

Why have a slippery ass floor in a place where you're carrying boiling pots of water? No fuck that why is carrying pots of boiling water to patrons even a fucking thing? The Chinese never cease to amaze me how much they don't give a fuck.

>> No.11173439

>Only 3 Jack webms
That's good because they're posted in every fucking oen of these threads

>> No.11173476

China has no safety regulations. If I had my cooking area like that, or carried boiling soup like that I'd be canned on the fuckin spot

>> No.11173480

I heard he got a job and even overcame his fear of water and learned how to swim

>> No.11173555

thanks anon ive never seen this one before

>> No.11173669
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>> No.11173704

>dairy free yogurt
Oh, so not yogurt then.

>> No.11173719

Diet restrictions that are not illness related that force you to make substitutes of things you enjoy are stupid as fuck.

>> No.11173826

not bad

>> No.11173882

fucking monster
also how is this a recipe if you use easy paste

>> No.11173961


>> No.11174017
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>how is this a recipe
How stupid are you?

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>> No.11174038

nobody would prepare currywurst with ketchup
and nobody puts curry on the mayo. the curry goes on top of the wurst.

>> No.11174043

getting a stroke

>> No.11174047


>> No.11174119

It looks like a jelly fish with mild irritation toxins

>> No.11174240

Millennial Jellyfish

>> No.11174259

I lost my shit when they tossed her.

>> No.11174484

Shit like this happens everywhere
>american girl dies drinking boiled water because of some dumbfuck gen z challenge

>> No.11174507

Hence the filename

>> No.11174515

That's a sausage roll. Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon ya damn yanks

>> No.11174518

>supposed to be
according to whom?

>> No.11174538


>> No.11174548

And people wonder why he's had two strokes

>> No.11174563

That is how eggs look when the feed has a high level of canthaxanthin.

>> No.11174597

because asians are fucking stupid

>> No.11174614

leave their braces on for years after they were supposed to be removed? yes, they do

>> No.11174622

it's so easy to tell the uneducated from the educated

>> No.11174630

>anything that I don't understand is a hipster
stay mad poorfag

>> No.11174635

>t. fat fuck

>> No.11174677

do you think tranny porn is for trannies

>> No.11174724

Yeah because the toppings and sauce are the part that are calorie dense. Not the massive slab or carbs.

>> No.11174736

>drinking boiling water for le clout xD
Natural selection at its finest

>> No.11174755

...yeah. do you think carbs are more calorie dense than fat, protein and carbs?

>> No.11174760
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>cheese isn't calorie-dense

>> No.11174768

fucking kek
>Yes i'd like to order a pizza please. I would like just a circle of cooked dough please
I love this board

>> No.11174782

not the point dumbass

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It's very easy to identify you people.

>> No.11174792

Yes actually it is. You want to pay more for less. No wonder you zoomers are broke.

>> No.11174804

the point is that the toppings, cheese and sauce are generally more calorie dense

>> No.11174816

>being this threatened
lol, stay paranoid polfag

>> No.11174834

Getting a pizza with olives and more than a pinch of cheese isn't going to be more calorie dense than the dough itself. Not to mention, the tomato sauce is the healthiest part of the pizza which they used virtually none. You know you can order pizza with other toppings other than meat right? Cutting cheese does help cut calories obviously, but they literally put a pinch of cheese on it. Here is an article about it if you are capable of reading.

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Yeah i'm the paranoid one...

>> No.11174844

do you know what 'calorie dense' means you fucktard. it doesn't matter how much bread you compare to how much cheese, cheese is more calorie dense than bread.

>> No.11174852

There is actually nutritional value in cheese. There is literally none in dough. I am enjoying your sperg out though so please keep replying for the (you)'s

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>> No.11174860

>no u

>> No.11174872

So you've admitted you've lost thank you
>no u

>> No.11174885

man you are too retarded for words

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>> No.11174888

I'm going to keep track of your sperg outs
>sperg out number 1

>> No.11174893

I cut my finger to the bone doing this one time

>> No.11174941

I would stick my meat and veg in hotkinkyjo

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>those completely tasteless looking tacos
>boiled meat
>flour tortillas

These fucking buzzfeed normies aren't even trying anymore, Jesus Christ.

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>those wrists

>> No.11174979

Does anyone have the one where jack cuts the hell out of his finger?

>> No.11174984

He tried to pull out

>> No.11174992

The crust looks very nice but I think that he should use just a bit more sauce

>> No.11175002

I wonder how long it's been since he's had sex? I bet tammy doesn't even allow him near her vagina

>> No.11175003

>the news

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>> No.11175223

He can make you watch his mishaps and turn them into weirdo memes

>> No.11175273

her dad did it to cool off the chicken so she started to do it.

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>> No.11175301

>Plate of bacon

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>> No.11175313

>competitive eating
Never would have thought someone would eat two cabbages and two gallons of water before an eating competition...

>> No.11175316

Competitive eating is often about how much you can hold without throwing up. So you you eat and drink shit that just expands your stomach but has no calories.

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>> No.11175350

>taps knife

>> No.11175364

>gets unreasonably upset at the knife tapping
i was wondering how long it'd take for you to show up; stay triggered, gay fag

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>> No.11175499

"It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!"

>> No.11175519

To be fair to Jack, this isn't a Jack thing with these fucking Ziosks. It's just a stupid people thing. Everyone tries to get their receipt out that way, even though the screen tells you to rip up after it prints out. The place I work at has only had em for maybe two years, and I'd say about one third of them are all broken in some way because of shit like this.

>> No.11175520

that's not a quiche, it's just a stupid lasaga

also what happened to jack? gimme a quicke rundown

>> No.11175536

that looks like total shit. taste aside the entire thing just falls the fuck apart after spending so long on all the meme shit.

>> No.11175538

I think one of my coworkers has minor CP

she's super cute but she has a bf

>> No.11175550

I hope you reported her for her cp featuring minors

>> No.11175746


>> No.11175756

>I think one of my coworkers has minor CP

report him

>> No.11175810

damn these are interesting. any more info?

>> No.11175839

Look at that ducky :3

My mom does that, I hate it

>> No.11175850

I need one NOW

>> No.11175915
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What else can I sell you?

>> No.11175921

Is this real? If not, I shall invent it

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>> No.11175957

Oh for the love of God! Kill this person immediatly

>> No.11176000

Strikes me odd that no one eats steak before a competition. It's always chicken

>> No.11176064

literally all japanese curries come from a premade rue

>> No.11176148

>I am unable to eat anything that isn't drenched in low-grade sugar
Murricans have problems

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>> No.11176366

gotta love a bit of salt bae

>> No.11176488

Please tell me this is a family platter and not a meal for 1 American.

>> No.11176687

Yeah we always eat that. You're very observant.

>> No.11176698

If this place is in Texas, I have some bad news for you anon.

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>> No.11177118

I wouldn't last 2 minutes if you get my drift

>> No.11177127

There was a "light yourself on fire" challenge for a while that I was convinced was a 4chan troll idea to kill black people

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>Are carbs more dense than carbs?

>> No.11177138

stop wasting your time on this guy

>> No.11177140

This is the face he makes while cumming just before he kills you

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stop stop it's already dead

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Jack literally can't read though, he just jumps in like an average joe

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we live in a boring dystopia

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>> No.11177233

You're doing God's work son.

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>> No.11177245

>that ulu knife
Nigga, is this an eskimo butcher shop?

>> No.11177382

Johnny johnny
Yes papa?
Eating sugar?
No papa, I'm eating cake

>> No.11177411

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.11177412

No, people actually do this shit. IT's amazing how stupid peoplea re getting.

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