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Pop tart thread. Lets talk about pop tarts!

>> No.11167451
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The only proper choice. And yes they are a sandwich.

>> No.11167475
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>>11167443
strawberry was always fucking disgusting
>>11167451
good shit

but pic related is the true cuisine

>> No.11167477

>>11167451
i havent tried that flavour! is it good?

>> No.11167485

>>11167475
never had the blueherry ones

>> No.11167490

>>11167485
oh man i only had them when i slept over my best friends house but holy shit it was always so special. they are god tier toasted

>> No.11167491

>>11167451
yeah this is the best

>> No.11167500
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>>11167490
>toasted

>> No.11167503

>>11167477
Brown sugar cinnamon is the best in my opinion. It's not as sticky sweet as the ones with fruit inside, it's more of a dry pastry texture. They got gooey like a cinnamon roll when you toasted them, but they were good cold too. The vending machines at my high school sold them, for kids who woke up too late to eat breakfast. A full quarter of your daily sugar allowance in a pack of two.

>> No.11167508

>>11167503
i wanna buy some jow.

>> No.11167510
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Ez winner here bois

>> No.11167513

>>11167508
now*

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>>11167510
ew

>> No.11167535

>>11167510
Those are just excessive. Just eat a candy bar for breakfast if that's what you want, don't dress it up as a breakfast pastry.

>> No.11167536

>>11167443
i wish they made plain ones without any filling or frosting.

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>>11167536

>> No.11167546

>>11167536
what are you, fuckin gay?

>> No.11167554

>>11167536
Take your average pre packaged pie crust from your nearest grocery store. Put in the oven and bake until it's crispy and dry. You now have the equivalent of a plain poptart.

>> No.11167557

>>11167536
Is there something you need to talk about?

>> No.11167573

>>11167554
thanks for the homework.

>> No.11167576

bump

>> No.11167585

if you dont eat them cold and right out of the packet like a starved feral creature youre not doing it right

>> No.11167591

>>11167585
Depends on the time of day, if it's early morning and you feel like a groggy swamp creature that's been forced into the light then you're obligated to toast it and eat it with a glass of milk, otherwise if you eat late in the day you're almost assuredly going to eat it right out of the bag like the ravenous night dweller you are.

>> No.11167610

>>11167591
when i feel like a groggy swamp I just eat toast.

>> No.11167615

bump

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>>11167443
Worst flavour

>> No.11167694

>>11167657
Oh gross man come on.

>> No.11167721

>>11167591
>groggy swamp creature
eat healthier.

>> No.11167787

Where my Strawberry Milkshake boys at?

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>the subtle but kid friendly taste
>the smooth, soft, crunchy texture of pastry/filling/frosting
>the unnatural but chill and relaxing colors

These were quietly masterpieces. No flavored Oreos or Hot Cheetos or grape Mountain Dew or other such bullshit has ever achieved this level of sophistication.

>> No.11167921

>>11167443
What am I missing out on by never toasting them? Always eat them right out of the box.

>> No.11168032

>>11167721
>bad sleep habits
>eat better
OK nigger

>> No.11168047

>>11167443
>>11167451
>>11167475

First three posts have it right. strawberry, brown sugar cinnamon, and blueberry are easily the best. None of the other ones even come close.

>> No.11168050

>>11167657
Is this one made specifically for black kids?

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>>11167443
The best of the fruit flavors

>> No.11169088

Do americans actually feed their kids this stuff for breakfast?

>> No.11169115

>>11169088
>>11167475
>>11167510
>>11168816
What annoys me is how many of the American pop tarts are artificially flavoured... And that it's like they have no shame in it.

Then again this is probably also why UK versions are so limited

>> No.11169907

>>11167921
The inside gets gooey, and the warmth is nice, but eating them either way is perfectly acceptable.

>> No.11169992

>>11169115
But they're "Baked with Real Fruit!*"

>> No.11170041

pop tarts taste like shit

>> No.11170062

>>11170041
find a different thread pal, youre not wanted here

>> No.11170212

>>11169115
Do you not understand that "artificial flavor" and "natural flavor" are chemically the same?

>> No.11170325

>>11169088
poor peope or bus people do