/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11165901]

Have you ever drove off after ordering when you hear the person in the intercom speaking in an uncivilized or snappy manner?

>All ight
>What else you want?
>That it?

If these workers can't be bothers to speak properly over the intercom it makes me think they will give shitty food.

[Anonymous No.11165920]

>HOL UP
>NIGGA U WANT WUT
>HAHAHAHAHA DIS WHITEY TRYNA ORDA DA WHOLE MENU NIGGA

[Anonymous No.11165922]

>>11165901
Why is that car going through the drive through backwards?

[Anonymous No.11165941]

>>11165901
Oh you mean like a weenie?
>MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER SIR?
>THAT WILL BE 12.50 SIR THANK YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE PULL UP TO THE FIRST WINDOW

[Anonymous No.11165944]

>>11165922
Figure it out yourself American

[Anonymous No.11165949]

>>11165944
Why does 'straya use American stop signs?

[Anonymous No.11165953]

>>11165901
I always order at the counter. But if there are no pretty females serving, I'll just leave. The opportunity to make eye contact with a pretty female is an important part of the experience.

[Anonymous No.11165964]

>>11165901
I have. I lost it once at a drive thru about 5 years ago. Damn near got myself arrested and killed someone. It was awful

[Anonymous No.11166001]

>not losing your appetite just from being inside a murdercage
It's been over a year since I last drove a cage, I think.

I am not sure when my last trip to a "drive-thru" was. Probably early 2000s I guess? I was around more cagers then. I do not know the restaurant but it couldn't have been anything good.

Are they still the same? I'd have assumed everything would be just voice recognition by now. Or order through an app.

[Anonymous No.11166027]

>>11166001
>murdercage

The first time I rented a motorcycle in Thailand (Muslim island) the guy said, "drive down to the end of the road and come back so I know you know how to drive". I completely forgot that they drove on the bong side of the road and ran a girl off the road that looked just like her. It was just around the bend so I spent the next day scooting around the island. Pretty sure I passed the same girl with her friend at one point and they laughed at me because I let my gf drive.

[Anonymous No.11166050]

>>11165901

how about you just announce your finished ordering? I hope they spit in your food

[Anonymous No.11166056]

>>11165944
>prices are clearly in USD

[Anonymous No.11166134]

>>11165901
No because I don't live in a third world country with barely 50% white people

[Anonymous No.11166227]

>>11165901
I can't understand what they say. I just kinda yell out my order and then drive on after they mumble out the price.

[Anonymous No.11166253]

There was a Subway shop near Houston years ago that had two of the most useless girls imagineable working there.

They never cleaned anything. Whatever fell off of the sandwiches while they were fixing them stayed where it fell until the end of the night. If you went in halfway through their shift, there was food everywhere on the area where they placed the sandwiches while fixing them.

I would walk in and look over the counter. If it wasn't clean, I'd turn around and leave. It used to really piss the bitches off.

[Anonymous No.11166263]

>>11165941
Underrated post desu senpai desu Senpai

[Anonymous No.11166268]

>>11165901
No beacuse that's retarded

[Anonymous No.11166316]

>Welcome to popeye. Go ahead with yo order
>"yeah can I get a three piece spicy tenders with ranch and Mardi gras mustard"
>All ight
>"and a bottle of water please"
>We don't sell bottle of water
>"okay never mind"
>All ight

The bottle of water was a huge part of me wanting to pull thru somewhere but that god damn tone of voice and lack of any courtesy pissed me right off

[Anonymous No.11166317]

>>11165901
>just drive away if the server is black
wow super racist

[Anonymous No.11166355]

>>11166027
had you driven a motorbike before?

[Anonymous No.11166360]

>>11165941
m-m-may I t-take your hat, *gulp* sir?

[Anonymous No.11166399]

>>11166355
I'd messed around on friends' dirt bikes as a kid, but only really ever drove on the road on rented bikes in Greece and Portugal before then, and I'm talking about 450cc tops; so basically scooters, which I was pretty comfortable on. The gf was actually sick that night, so it was a lot more embarrassing carrying in the puke covered sheets from our bungalow after eating dinner alone at the empty restaurant. Good times.

[Anonymous No.11166422]

>>11166399
It's so tempting to rent a scooter when travelling but I've never even been on one before, so I fear ending up under a truck in a webm on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.11166426]

>>11165901
>>Is sufficiently trashy to actually use drive-thrus
>>Gets mad when the staff acts trashy

>it makes me think they will give shitty food.
What else would you expect from fast food?

[Anonymous No.11166533]

>>11166422
I rented motorbikes/scooters in Europe when I was 19/20, first on an island in Greece, and then in Spain and Portugal. Then a few years later I rented them again in SE Asia, first on a small Thai island (islands aren't very intimidating - and are pretty awesome when the port is the only touristy part of the island). I got into Ninh Bình on a bus in Vietnam at like 3 in the morning, found a hotel for a few hours of sleep that would hold our luggage and rent us a bike in the middle of the night, and then drove 2 hours to Cuc Phuong National park with a day pack; it was sketchy as fuck, but I was perfectly fine until we literally got back to the bike rental place, my gf hopped off without telling me, and the bike slightly tilted over so that the muffler landed right on my exposed ankle... Other than that the scariest vehicle experience I've had travelling was taking a taxi in Napoli and telling the driver to step on it because the hostel had a curfew.

[Anonymous No.11166691]

I tried to once, at the drive thru and the girl was rude, not even meme rude but being an actual bitch. So I said forget it.
Only problems was there was cars in front and behind meaning I had to go through the whole drive thru to actually get out. Took 4 minutes

[Anonymous No.11166698]

>>11165901
Yeah, tons of times actually. Exactly for that reason.

[Anonymous No.11166810]

>>11165901
I do this all the time. If someone is rude to me, I go somewhere else. I rarely get rude people in the drive thru, usually its in person for some reason. There's a ton of places to go, if the people at Del Taco are cunts, I walk out and I make a mental note not to go again.

[Anonymous No.11166865]

>>11166056
Australia uses the dollar sign.

[Anonymous No.11166874]

>>11165901
No, but I once drove off after ordering when I wasn't happy with the price. It wasn't even that I couldn't afford it, I just didn't decide until after ordering that it wasn't a fair price for the amount of food I was getting.

[Anonymous No.11166878]

>>11166001
Why do anti-car people insist on making cars sound so cool? I'm happy with just my small car, but I'd love to own a second murdercage.

[Anonymous No.11166887]

>>11166878
As of tomorrow morning, I'll have five. I need to sell one or two but I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.11166893]

>>11166316
Some people werent brought up to say please, or take off your shoes in someone elses house.
I hung out with some less cordial folks before, they opened up my fridge without asking even though im really sure they were trying to be decent. You gotta forgive, their parents just failed them.

[Anonymous No.11166905]

>>11165953
you sound like a basement dweller...

[Anonymous No.11166907]

>>11166893
whats so secret about your fridge? got body parts in there or ice dildos or something?

[Anonymous No.11166909]

>>11166893
Leave your shoes on, please. The last I thing I want is the smell of your feet filling up my home.

[Anonymous No.11166910]

cmon OP, if you ordering from a drive thru then what are you especting? 5 star service? Lower your standers for Christ sake! ITS MCDONALDS! Expect fat sassy/rude black girls or a wetback that can barely speak enrish! It baffles me that you can even complain about this.

[Anonymous No.11166922]

>>11166910
Ah ha! Once more The Rusemaster strikes true!

Beware, /ck/. You can not tell where I may arise again.

[Anonymous No.11166938]

>>11166922
Did I rumble your feathers? I'm terribly sorry sir. Please accept my apologies.

[Anonymous No.11166948]

>>11165901

No because of the several dozens of times i've ever been to Chic-Fil-A (the only fast food place i eat at ... don't do McDs, BK, etc), they've always gotten my order correct (literally every time ... i don't really fucking believe it either), they speak in a professional tone ... and overall they're just really nice and not a bunch of fuckin' retards like nearly all other fast food workers

[Anonymous No.11166967]

>>11166948
>Chick Fil A is the only place I eat at
>it's better than all the other fast food places
>which I have never even been to

[Anonymous No.11166971]

>>11166948
I don't know where they get them, but they always have the cutest girls at the Chik fil A counter. I've heard that Chik Fill is a decent place to work, and if the employees are treated well they generally act better.

[Anonymous No.11168405]

Where I'm from people don't even bother replying when you say thanks half the time.
Its not uncommon to get total silent treatment from people running tills over here.
It was pissing me off recently till I decided I liked the unbridled cynicism and might be glad of how acceptable it is if I ever have to work a till.

[Anonymous No.11169677]

>>11166893
So people just leave their sweaty footprints all over your polished floors? Really? Do you have slippers for guests or what?

[Anonymous No.11169686]

>>11169677
>what are socks

[Anonymous No.11169720]

>enter food establishment
>staff are black
>turn 1080 degrees and leave

[Anonymous No.11169723]

>>11165901
I don't grace outlets that employ negros with my business.

[Anonymous No.11169810]

>>11165901
No I haven't. Are you fucking autistic its fast food

[Anonymous No.11169848]

>>11169720
>>11169723
Good luck eating in the south, retard, you'll starve.

[Anonymous No.11169873]

>>11169848
No I won't

[Anonymous No.11169878]

I only left once when it was taking forever to even get to the pay window. Now they intentionally design them so you can't leave line.