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>be zoomer
>see all the disgusting fat fucks that the processed food industry creates with their sugar/salt/fat filled garbage
>still drink soda and eat junk food on a daily basis

You motherfuckers need to be the generation to reject that shit, but instead you lap it all up like the little piggies you are.
Sad.

>> No.11164449

>(((generation)))
>good goyim destroy your family identity antagonize your blood relations so us chosen people can rule over its corpse

>> No.11164451

Soda consumption has reduced since peaking in mid 2000s.

>> No.11164454

Every zoomer I met so far was hopped up on xanax meth and fentanyl. They won't live to see 25

>> No.11164461

>>11164431
Beat it, gramps.

>> No.11164462

What the fuck is a zoomer?. I'm not up on my memes.

>> No.11164464

>all these dumb zoomers shilling fast food, soda, and pure diabeetus on /ck/
Pathetic.

>> No.11164470

>>11164451
What a shitty decade.

>> No.11164473

>>11164451
That's because they don't count "energy drinks" as "soda".

>> No.11164474

>>11164462
Lurk more boomer.

>> No.11164478

>>11164473
>it's not soda! It's.. it's... an ENERGY... drink! Yes, that's right. You heard me. An energy drink, step right up step right up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIVwIGGXTaE

>> No.11164489

>>11164473
Nothing wrong 'th 'ing 'ster 'ro 'ra

>> No.11164500

>>11164473
No, they do count those. Energy drinks have a larger percent of beverage market nowadays yet, but the general trend of carbonated drink sales is down and has been for 12 years straight.

>> No.11164516
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>>11164500
>general trend of carbonated drink sales is down and has been for 12 years straight.
We'll put a stop to that! Remember to have your daily energy drink!

>> No.11164521 [DELETED] 

>>11164431
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MILLENIAL / GEN X / BOOMER I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS WITH A BURNING FIERY PASSION, I HOPE TO SEE THE DAY YOU DIE, IN FACT IF YOU'RE GEN X / BOOMER YOU ONLY HAVE ABOUT 25-40 YEARS MAX

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS HAD THE NERVE TO NOT ONLY TAKE PART IN DESTROYING CIVILIZATION BUT BIRTH US INTO EXISTENCE, AND ONTOP OF IT FUCKING ALL YOU TRY AND CRITICIZE US?

oh how i can't fucking wait to sit and watch with my popcorn as you all die, and you fucking stupid, idiotic pathetic cry baby millenials with your alt-left alt-right whatever the fuck bullshit fuck you, we will over take you, no, we will crush you, fucking destroy you, once my businesses get off the ground past standard wage cash flow and my reinvestments get to a sturdy level in 10 years or so i will make it my fucking....fucking ultimate side hobby to sit down and torture the living hell out of you FUCKING PANZIES, i'll hire you and pay you the absolute minimum, pennies on the fucking dollar and make you pay my taxes for me, i'll torture you as much as i legally can and watch as you can do nothing but endure it as you're forced to work for me because i'm the only god damn provider you'll ever have until the day you die

you fucking cocksuckers...just fucking wait...let's see who'll get the last laugh as you all head towards the grave...the world's power gates will open once genx and boomers die and WE, FUCKING WE will be the ones to flood them, maybe take some alpha with us and close them right in your fucking faces

we will make you pay

go ahead, call me "edgy" and "cringe" all you want with your post-ironic detachment meme culture fucking garbage, show me how much of an absolute degenerate you are

fucking idiots

>> No.11164535

>>11164521
Yikes!

>> No.11164622

>>11164521
>seething zoomer
I CHALLENGE you, zoomer! I'm calling YOU and every other limp-wristed, submissive, no father having, raised by a degenerate single mother to be a beta male slob to REJECT all the pure TRASH that the dumb ass boomers gobbled up to the point of diabeetus.

REJECT IT!
REJECT IT!
REJECT IT!

You can do it! Don't make their mistakes!

Toss that garbage food/drink in the trash where it belongs.

>> No.11164674 [DELETED] 

>>11164535
yeah you old twat, that's what your stupid generation will be saying when they're getting on their knees begging for a $2 wage raise so they can afford their student loan iphone finance plan and netflix subscription payments, when they're homeless after i fucking fire them after i've pushed them to their absolute limit and don't even pay them for their time spent and laugh at your faces because you're to poor and stupid to even know what the law is let alone hire a lawyer to even defend yourself because you have no dignity, no substance, you're just a blob, i'll specifically hire women in relationships with husbands and make them fuck the shit out of me just to get hired and not even hire them then file a restraining order and sue them for rape before they can even get to me: "yikes!", "oh yikes! mr zoomer just fucked me up!" "yikes!" hahaha you're so stupid, all you can do is go "oh...nooo yiiiikes!!" hahahaha ohhh i just feel like taking out a loss right now and hiring one of you fuckers and playing with you just because i fucking can

fuck you i hate you all, go die

>> No.11164691 [DELETED] 

>>11164622
i'm thick-wristed, dominant, and i was raised by a single father and never had a mother or female figure that lasted in my life, i was literally raised around nothing but men

and i'll do whatever the fuck i want, you dumb cunts with your orthorexic self-preservation religious optimistic mongolian senior citizen sewing form fitness subsection bullshit thinking you're going to live forever thinking that life even matters should go shuv a quran and dietitian guidebook up your fucking ass

newsflash dumbass, everyone is going to fucking die, you think you won't die right after you read this post? you think you'll wake up the next day? you think you won't die in the next week, month, year or 10 years? you think you'll never die? you think you'll never get sick? you think yuo won't get cancer? even if you discovered immortality and cured all disease, YOU'D STILL FUCKING DIE god damn, so thick

and by the way, i personally don't like to consume sodas and garbage that much because i don't crave it and nearly every single meal i eat is home cooked from scratch and made by none other than myself, i've been making all my meals since the age of around 10 years old, if i do drink sodas or consume garbage it's in normal quantities and no more than 3 times a week, like a bag of chips and a can of diet coke, or a single bar of ice cream, or a single candy bar or whatever, but that doesn't mean that i can't call out fucking faggots like you and OP for being massive hypocrites with flawed logic and naive thinking, everyone should do whatever the god damn fuck they want you fascist commie pieces of shit, if they want to indulge in the pleasures of life and enjoy it the way they want to and get diabetes then that's what they want you judgmental hypocritical pricks

>> No.11164700

>>11164691
>>11164674
>>11164521
Who hurt you?

>> No.11164701

>>11164473
>>11164451
People are drinking unsweetened flavored seltzer now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJrq4-Jn4Y

>> No.11164717

>>11164691
p-post wrists

>> No.11164775

>>11164701
i like the flavored sparkling water i get from walmart

>> No.11164783

>>11164701
>American ad executives swear that all Euros drink is sparkling water.
>American commies with too much money fall for it.

>> No.11164787

>>11164521
Never gonna make it with that attitude, bro.

>> No.11164789

>>11164691
*sip*

Ah.

I remember when I was 13 too.

>> No.11164791

>>11164674
>Implying you'll make it in this economy.

Don't worry, son. You can make it just by mowing lawns. I bought my first car that way.

*sip*

>> No.11164792

>>11164717
He won't. He is a pimply zoomer and he's got no chance.

He spent ten grand on crypto and is screaming because he feels spat on by people who went out and got real jobs.

>> No.11164805

>>11164701
I drank 48oz of that stuff this morning and my ass exploded.

>> No.11164817

>Be zoomer

>Notice how half of us dont eat a lot of sugar at all and how the other half is literally always snacking

>> No.11164819

>>11164454
Are you from Ohio?

>> No.11164825

>>11164500
LPT, if you just want to get to the back of a supermarket with little traffic go down the soda isle.

>> No.11164828

>>11164521
>>11164674
>>11164691
Too long, didn't read

>> No.11164832

>>11164622
Bro what does being fatherless have to do.

>> No.11164847

>>11164832
Lack of a father figure tends to result in limp-wristed faggot soyboy children.

>> No.11164849

>>11164431
but i'm already rejecting it.

>> No.11165192

>>11164817
>how the other half is literally always snacking
You know what to do....

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>>11164832
>what does being fatherless have to do.
pic related: You tell me?

Do any of these "dudes" look like they can step up and defend a family? Fuck no. Why? Because they were raised by single women who don't know shit about being a man, so they condition their boys to be submissive beta faggots that fawn all over bitches instead of teaching them how to be assertive men that people can't walk all over.

>> No.11166025

>>11165212
I bet not a single one of those motherfuckers has ever been in a fist fight.

Disgusting.

>> No.11166085

>>11165212
Jesus, way to sperg your personal tragedies all over 4chan

Think about how you sound right now. How embarrassing for you

>> No.11166097

>>11166085
>another beta whiteknight appears
Go away, zoomer nu-male.

>> No.11166099

>>11166097
Imagine being so damaged that you have to come here for sympathy over your broken home, but you can't even get that because you're unable to not speak in memes

Keep abortion legal

>> No.11166112

>>11166099
>this btfo seething whiteknight