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I just found out I have celiac disease. An endoscopy found the scilia in my small intestine had been ripped to shreds by being unable to digest gluten proteins and that's why I've been having bloody shits for the last few months and vitamin deficiencies and random stomach pains like knives in my abdomen my whole life. Are there any anons here who transitioned to a gluten free diet or did they all off themselves for never being able to eat good tendies ever again?

>> No.11164362

>>11164343
There are endless gluten free replacements for all your favorite gluteny foods.
Only wheat, rye, and barley have gluten. Rice, almond, coconut, corn, oat, etc etc all those flours are still available for you to use in cooking and baking. Great tendies/other fried foods use corn starch (cornflour) anyway.

>> No.11164412

>>11164343
watch out for the beer

>> No.11164424

>>11164343
You don't have celiac. Stop being a whiny zoomer. Eat a bowl of pasta and die, glutard.

>> No.11164492

>>11164424
What

>> No.11164715 [DELETED] 

>>11164343

I'm so sorry OP, now everybody's gonna think you're one a gluten-free douche when you have an actual medical reason for it

>> No.11164728

I'm so sorry OP, now everybody's gonna think you're a gluten-free douche when you have an actual medical reason for it

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11164752

taters are p. gud

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>>11164424
>You don't have celiac
>Eat a bowl of pasta and die

>> No.11164766

>>11164343
My Bro is the same, you can still eat rice, curry, gluten free pizzas etc. Also no beer.

>> No.11164765

You should have worn a condom

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11166196

>allergic to wheat, rye, barley, rice
>cant even eat most alternatives for bread
>20 and still havent stopped eating bread because its in 70% of the foods I like

>> No.11166202

>op fails to thrive
>"I-I learned today that gluten ruined me"
sorry man, go keto and get well

>> No.11166215

>>11166202
>cant eat wheat

>better eliminate every worthwhile fruit and vegetable then!!

Ketoniggers

>> No.11166233

Most my senpai if celiac. So I end up eating a lot of your GF shit. Mostly it's fine. Pizza and bread are a little subpar, but not awful. Beer is an odd one because there's a bunch that can't be qualified as GF due to technicalities or because they meet euro standards for Gluten free but not North American.

Basically it's not that bad. Lots of alternatives and GF options out there

>> No.11166477

>>11164343
Well one thing is for certain, now that gluten free is trendy the price of gluten free stuff is triple what it used to be like avocados. Have fun.

>> No.11166846

>>11164343
hahaha gutlet

>> No.11168375

>>11164728
On the plus side, with all the gluten-free douches around and the market accomodating them, you've chosen a great era to have celiac disease.

>> No.11168390

Crushed up rice chex make an adequate substitute for breadcrumbs.

>> No.11168435

>>11164343
You can make tendies with potato starch or corn starch and water, you're not fucked OP