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everytime you eat a really fine bagel with a beautiful schmear, Jews did that. Thank a Jew.

>> No.11163956

>>11163942
fucking hell, jews really do need to be exterminated. this food is a crime against humanity.

>> No.11163995
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>>11163956
dude! srsly? wtf.

is hate speech literally how you get a winner's start to your day? FBI alerted.

>> No.11164005

I prefer whitefish salad with tomato, onion and maybe some capers.

>> No.11164009

>>11163942
Good baking. They really know the inside of an oven

>> No.11164011

>>11163942
>eating carbs

>> No.11164017
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>>11163956
>this mad about bread

>> No.11164025

Carbs are a jewish trick to make you fat and complacent.

>> No.11164041

>>11164009
wtf?!?!?!?

genocide is funny now?

>> No.11164156

>>11164009
You don't Bake a bagel.

>> No.11164191

>>11164041
Not him but yes.

>> No.11164192

>>11164041
>you must be new here

>> No.11164197

>tfw nord
>love gravlax and smoked smoked salmon
>tfw jews have culturally appropriated lox
>everyone associates lox with jews

>> No.11164199

>>11164156
Yes you do. You boil them first but they still get baked.

>> No.11164201

>>11163942
Your bubbes bagels are tough and her lox is cured with sea salt

>> No.11164211

>>11163942
wouldn't it be better to thanks the Germans for giving them all that baking experience?

>> No.11164254

>>11163942
I like a bagel and cream cheese. If that makes me wrong I don't want to be right

>> No.11164278

>>11163942

By far, the best bagels by me are made by two hairy Albanian brothers and some Filipino guy that works for them. I thank them instead.

>> No.11164284 [DELETED] 

i wanna shmear a bullet-laden brick wall with the brains of every semite on the planet tbdesu

>> No.11164287
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>>11164284
Why so hateful anon?

>> No.11164293

>>11163942
>(((bagel)))
nope

>> No.11164298

>>11163942
Is schmear a noun, verb, or both?

>> No.11164349
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challah at ya boi

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>>11164298
I like to schmear my schmear with a schmear

>> No.11164419

>>11164406

Remember: fags dab. Men smear.

>> No.11164724

>>11164191
oh, as long as the killing of millions of human beings is funny then, i guess no problem :\

just because you think something is funny doesn't mean its not hate speech children.

>> No.11164744

>>11164406
I'll schmear man mustard all over your upper lip!

>> No.11164761

>>11163942
I always put several thick slices of pork salami on my bagels. Its the best.

>> No.11164941

>>11164005
>Larry David sandwich

>> No.11164955

burn kikes

>> No.11164965

>>11164724
Just because it hurts your feelings doesn't mean it's hate speech either. The intent I'd to make people laugh, laughing is the opposite of hating

>> No.11164984
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I've been to Manny's a couple of times. Their beef stew with that damn good rye bread and some butter, mmm. I'd have it as my last meal.

>> No.11164992

>>11164724
look fellow anons. this is what true unadulterated retardation looks like. the miracle here, is how this anon managed to post to 4chan

>> No.11165089

>>11164025
I effortlessly maintain a BMI of 20 on a high carb diet :-)

>> No.11165167
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>>11164724
I agree with this. #FireDanHarmon
Race jokes, racist jokes, and genocide jokes have no place in a civilized society.

>> No.11165182

>>11164724
This message was not approved by Donald Trump.

>> No.11165216

>>11163995
hate speech is still free speech kike

>> No.11165474

>>11165089
>20 bmi
>supposed to be impressive

>> No.11165490

>>11165474
It's gotten much lower than that but I've been putting on more muscle just doing stuff with the bf.

>> No.11165508

>>11165167
you are a plague upon society, the 'philosophical nigger' that destroys society.

>> No.11165512

>>11165216
Nope, it falls under the category of shouting, "fire," in a crowded theatre because the results are the same: Chaotic trampling of arbitrary groups of people. That's why you're hiding out on an anonymous website.

>> No.11165520

>>11165512
if you are in the uk you are correct. if you are in the USA you are wrong.
>USA USA USA fuck you nigger kike

>> No.11165702

>>11165089
Shut up jew.

>> No.11165888

>>11165520
t. tough 'murrican posting hate speech on an anonymous website
Cool, bro!

>> No.11166490

>>11164724
Life has killed billions and it's hilarious.

>> No.11166512

>>11164724
what happened to this website

who are all these facebook retards falling for this bait

>> No.11166526

>>11163942
enjoy your carb crash

>> No.11166531
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>>11163942
I wonder who's behind this post?

>> No.11166539

>>11163942
>>11163995
>>11164041
>>11164724
>>11165512
>>11165888
based falseflagger

>> No.11166571

>>11163942
So, you're saying that the best thing Jews ever did involves an oven?

>> No.11166596
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>>11163942
jews got nothing on simit

>> No.11166648

>>11164041
>tfw boards other than /pol/ but nothing is different

>> No.11166918

I have family in israel and visit every two years. I've never seen a conventional 'bagel' shop there. They have begela and other amazing fresh cooked bread around every corner.
Traditional bagels won't be found at any of them.

I get it started in poland and became popular with those who immigrated but it's hardly real jewish cuisine imo.

>> No.11166933

>>11166918
>>11163942
but also Onion bagel- veggie cream cheese- chives tomatoes and a little bit of lox, salt and pepper that bitch and im in heaven.

>> No.11168653

>>11164278
But Albanians are worse than Jews

I mean it checks out

>> No.11168666

Take a bun.
Put a whole in it to save money.
Of course the jews came up with it.

>> No.11169550

>>11163942
wtf I love Jews now

>> No.11169740

>>11166596
Absolutely correct.

>> No.11169761

>>11163942
Okay. Thanks, Jesus!

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>>11169761
for me, it's Job

>> No.11170046

Gas the kikes, race war now