/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11163750]

This is prime Australian cuisine.

[Anonymous No.11163753]

That's for kids. Adults get them cut into triangles.

[Anonymous No.11163810]

This is prime Australian burger.

[Anonymous No.11163815]

>>11163750
*Blocks your path*
Nothing personal, kid

[Anonymous No.11164440]

>>11163750
wtf is this

[Anonymous No.11164457]

>>11163810
They just brought that shit into Canadian A&Ws and its been sold out around me for over a month.
$7 for a fucking burger made from peas and seaweed, retarded vegans will buy any swill.

[Anonymous No.11164469]

>>11164440
fairy bread, cunt

[Anonymous No.11164995]

if you're from melboune get the fuck off my board

[Anonymous No.11165013]

>>11164995
Adelaide poofs can fuck off too, real cunts don't live in cities.

[Anonymous No.11165632]

>>11164457
That shit is $8 for a 500gm packet at Woolworths here.
Cheaper to buy real fucken mince than the plant based one.

[Anonymous No.11165640]

>>11163810
>No beetroots
0/10 cultural appropriation

[Anonymous No.11166189]

>>11163810
>no beetroot
Lmao nice try

[Anonymous No.11166199]

>>11165013
Dead Kelly? On my /ck/? It's more likely than you think.

[Anonymous No.11166216]

This is why McDonald's restaurants keep closing down here.

[Anonymous No.11166229]

>>11164440
australian for bread

[Anonymous No.11166230]

>>11165640
>>11166189
>beetroot on a burger
That actually sounds great. Gonna try next time I make some.

[Anonymous No.11166786]

>>11163750
How is it desu?

[Anonymous No.11166852]

>>11166216
Only in the city centres. In the Australian parts of Australia, McDonald's continues to prosper.

[Anonymous No.11166877]

>>11164995
Mebournian here! G'day, fuckwit! I'm currently on ya board and there ain't a thing ya can do about it, ya cunt!

[Anonymous No.11166884]

>>11164440
Australians spread butter on a piece of bread and then dump sprinkles on top. They call it Fairy Bread'. It ain't anything special.

[Anonymous No.11166889]

>>11166877
What's it like wetting your pants in terror at the sight of three African youths peacefully congregating?

[Anonymous No.11166913]

>>11166889
It's fucken shit but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.11166932]

>>11164440
A drop bear

[Anonymous No.11167460]

>>11166889
>robs you peacefully
>burgles your house peacefully
>inflicts grievous bodily harm upon you peacefully
>riots peacefully
nothin personnel...whitey...

[Anonymous No.11167473]

>>11166852
In the Australian parts of Australia everyone goes to the pub like a normal person.
Only city slicker bogans in shitholes like Logan or The Valley go to maccas.

[Anonymous No.11167483]

>>11166199
>tfw new album soon

[Anonymous No.11167487]

>>11167460
>there's no noticeable problem
>crime rates are even steadily going down
>guy on radio says there's a problem
>oh yeah, there's a huge and obvious problem
Nice hivemind you've got there.

[Anonymous No.11167518]

>>11167487
>Sudanese are overrerpesented in Victorian crime stats
>but there can't be a problem because Real Australians Say Welcome™
Pot, kettle etc

[Anonymous No.11167532]

>>11163753
Underrated comment.

[Anonymous No.11167537]

>>11167473
>Logan
You forgot Beenleigh, Eagleby and Inala

[Anonymous No.11167709]

>>11167518
The real joke is being manipulated into thinking that refugees committing more crime than civilians is actually significant while ignoring rampant white collar crime that has far more overarching and damaging economic and social impact, purely because its effects are hidden behind market mechanisms

Not someone who would identify themselves as politically left but anyone who's studied economics/commerce/finance for longer than a month can tell you this

[Anonymous No.11167746]

>>11167709
The real joke is that after suggesting that Sudanese are the refugees of peace completely unprompted and then being told that they are in fact overrepresented in crime stats, you have bait and switched for a rant about white collar crime.

[Anonymous No.11167810]

>>11163750
>>11164440
It's like the younger brother of Dutch hagelslag that plays way too much COD

[Anonymous No.11168108]

>>11167537
you forgot all of the gold coast

[Anonymous No.11168121]

>>11167473
Every large rural centre has at least one McDonalds, and all the small town weekenders love it. Don't pretend it isn't true.

[Anonymous No.11168173]

>thread mentions australians
>australians join in and use as much classic aussie slang as they can to seem like working class hard nuts
why? what do you have to prove?

[Anonymous No.11168296]

>>11168173
Like what?

[Anonymous No.11168308]

>>11168173
You're such a cunt

[Anonymous No.11168384]

yea cunt being a prime example. i mean like fuck mate constantly calling people cunts in aussie threads because oooh its our special naughty word is a tired meme

[Anonymous No.11168389]

>>11167532
Fucking ultra based LGR poster.

[Anonymous No.11168434]

>>11168384
The tired meme is ubanite shut-in fart punchers that haven't experienced any of the country outside of their inner city cuckbubble making sweeping statements about what is or isn't genuine expression. I don't use a tenth of the slang I drop regularly IRL.

[Anonymous No.11168444]

>>11163810
>Bite into it
>All the avocado slides out

[Anonymous No.11168448]

>>11167810
> no anise
gevallen

[Anonymous No.11168531]

>>11167532
I wonder if him and Pushing Up Roses ever fucked

[Anonymous No.11168539]

>>11168531
He's not into tatted-up gutter skanks.

[Anonymous No.11168577]

>>11167487
Where were you in the summer of 2015?

[Anonymous No.11168604]

>>11168539
I can't shake my attraction to them. I know she's ugly but my first crush was an emo gutter skank that smelled like cheap cigarettes all the time.

[Anonymous No.11168706]

>based
adelaide
sydney
brisbane

>soy
melbourne
perth
darwin
hobart
canberra

[Anonymous No.11168805]

Do Australians really celebrate bloomin' onions?

[Anonymous No.11168814]

>>11166216
IIRC Australia is the only market where McDonald's is consistently showing growth. It's slowing down everwhere else.

[Anonymous No.11168823]

>>11166230
It's pretty delicious. The typical "Aussie burger with the lot" differs but always has beetroot. Usually burger patty, beetroot, lettuce, cheese, egge, onions, and sometimes egg and/or pineapple. Really oldschool Australian style burger though, reminds me of my childhood and getting them from the fish n chip shop.

[Anonymous No.11168832]

>>11167810
That's cute that the dutch think they can copy Australian cuisine.

[Anonymous No.11168835]

>>11168706
>living in a capital city

[Anonymous No.11168862]

>>11163810
Avocado is a faggot meme food. I don't get why people are so head-over-heels for that shit.

[Anonymous No.11169479]

>>11168862
It's good for a few things, like sushi and guac. But it's not freaky good like everyone seems to think.
>Avocado on toast
Some lines should never be crossed.

[Anonymous No.11170336]

>>11168862
They've been grown in Australia for ages. They were pushed into the mainstream with a big marketing campaign in the 90s. It would be a bit of a stretch to call them a meme. Sure, charging too much to put some on toast in cafes is relatively recent. But then you look at how much you get charged for an egg on toast, and what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.11170501]

>>11168805
Nobody in Australia knows what a blooming onion is.
Complete and utter meme.

[Anonymous No.11170911]

>>11170501
That's the joke you spaz, and it's so flogged to death that even you autists should have that figured out by now

[Anonymous No.11170938]

>>11168108
Hey , fuck you

[Anonymous No.11171007]

>>11168706
>based
>sydney
lmao cuck

[Anonymous No.11171027]

Dan Murphy has cartons of Crown Lager for less than $40 at the moment lads.
Time to treat yourself

[Anonymous No.11171039]

>>11171007
>I'll tell you one thing you can't do, put shoes on then your socks on
Flava Flav Dzodan

[Anonymous No.11171162]

>>11163810
where’s the beetroot, cunt?

[Anonymous No.11171171]

>>11171027
Fuck that's expensive. I know that's in your weird Kangaroo money, though.

[Anonymous No.11171184]

>>11171171
Alcohol gets taxed like crazy here

[Anonymous No.11171195]

>>11168173
t.Melbournian cuck

[Anonymous No.11171265]

>>11167810
Hagelslag is so fucking good. Reminds me of childhood.

[Anonymous No.11171362]

>>11164995
i live 40km or so from the CBD, does that count?

[Anonymous No.11171417]

>>11171027
No thanks, I'm working class and live in the country, I don't feel the need to signal how dinky di I am by drinking absolute swill made by fucking Belgians

[Anonymous No.11171867]

>>11171171
It's about two hours work at minimum wage

[Anonymous No.11171954]

>>11163753
fpbp

[Anonymous No.11172001]

>>11167810
>>11171265
My niggers. I used to pick that shit up on occasion from an import store near where I live but they closed down about a year ago. I miss it.

[Anonymous No.11172251]

>>11167709
Yeah! Breed with nigs and destroy Western culture!

[Anonymous No.11172261]

>>11168862
I fucking love avocados. Not sure why so many hate them. They are pretty inoffensive.

[Anonymous No.11172282]

>>11172261
>inoffensive
fucking understatement right here, guacamole is their only acceptable use

[Anonymous No.11173104]

>>11167709
PER CAPITA

[Anonymous No.11174445]

meat pies