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>go to a restaurant in july
>ask for vinegar with my fries
>go back for first time today
>same waitress
>order fries as a side
>waitress comes out with vinegar
>I remember you asked for it last time
>I really like vinegar too *giggles

>> No.11162112

>>11162102
He cute

>> No.11162145

>>11162102
Are all frog posters 12 yo or just you?

>> No.11162153

>>11162145
Are all libtards humorless cunts?

>> No.11162156

>at bar at stripmall
>has a patio with a fireplace
>go to store at minimall
>buy marshmallows and bamboo skewers
>go back to bar
>start roasting marshmallows in fire
>waitress comes out
>says we aren't allowed outside food or drink
>offer her a roasted marshmallow
>she says it's good, but don't do it again

>> No.11162159

>>11162145
Cringe, bluepilled, and low IQ (<125)

>> No.11162160

>make terrible thread
>screech about "libtards" out of nowhere
Conservatism is legitimately a mental disorder

>> No.11162187

>>11162160
dont care virgin

>> No.11162188
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11162188

>cute azn waitress in pho restaurant offers chopsticks
>"i don't know how to use them"
>"i'll teach you!"
>she guides my hands. her boob touches my face as she leans over me
>enjoy the female contact, but also autistic sensory overload, face turns red, stomach butterflies
>"uuuuugh i'm good, but that's for offering!"
>fall in love with her and become a casual stalker
>park outside of restaurant hoping to get glimpses of her

>> No.11162192

>>11162187
Based, redpilled, and high IQ (>150)

>> No.11162202

>>11162160
Why does the silly frog offend you so much? Is it because he has fun and laughs at goofy things while you're a serious adult doing serious adult things and it makes you angry and resentful that he's managed to keep his youthful love of the absurd?

>> No.11162212

>>11162156
Sounds like a cunt

>> No.11162642

>>11162187
>Projecting: the post.
Shouldn't you be instagramming some pictures of your handguns?

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>>11162102
>can never go there again