Fruit

[Anonymous No.11160443]

Fruit thread /ck/

[Anonymous No.11160725]

>>11160443
I've got a batch of prickly pears. Don't really know what to do with them. They taste nice, but those seeds.. man those seeds ruin it. How should one eat them to avoid the rock hard seeds?

[Anonymous No.11160919]

ew sugar!

[Anonymous No.11161168]

fuck off dr. morse

[Anonymous No.11161173]

>>11160443
I snort 3 multis a day so you cam have them sugar filled junts if you want

[Anonymous No.11161175]

>>11160443
Use a different picture, this one is super-obnoxious. We get it, fruits are healthy, stop calling it a fucking medicine.

[Anonymous No.11161179]

Is not liking sugar a /ck/ meem or do these mongoloid subhumans genuinely not like to eat sugar

[Anonymous No.11161187]

>>11161179
It's the ketogenic diet fad. If you stop eating carbohydrates and try to live off of fat instead your body switches over to using ketone bodies for energy as part of this emergency backup process that has proven benefits for childhood epilepsy but not really for anything else.

[Anonymous No.11161195]

>>11161187
ah, so it’s sedentary fat fucks who think they can suddenly live a healthy, fashionable lifestyle by sitting on their computer playing WoW all day as they as they don’t eat carbs.... I assumed that was the case

[Anonymous No.11161199]

>>11160443
I’ll contribute OP
For me, it’s cantaloupe
Ate about a third of a real big ‘loupe earlier then did a couple pull-ups. Feeling dandy.

[Anonymous No.11161232]

>>11161179
>t. sugar lobby
>getting a little aggressive

[Anonymous No.11161236]

Why are raspberries the best fruit in existence?

[Anonymous No.11161240]

>>11161179
>>11161187
>>11161195
>posted directly after each other
Nicely scripted, anon.

[Anonymous No.11161243]

>>11161236
they’re one of the better fruits in existence because they resemble blueberries, the best berry

[Anonymous No.11161250]

>>11161240
>Dairy and supplement industries trying to imply you don’t need fruit to get vitamins
Nice try but we see what you’re up to

[Anonymous No.11161260]

>>11161240
>posted directly after each other
I'm sorry, should I have responded *before* the post I was responding to you schizophrenic conspiracy LARPer?

[Anonymous No.11161266]

>>11160919
Literally 2 posts before the keto fags start commenting. I hope all of you die of heart disease because of your meme diet.

[Anonymous No.11161297]

>>11161243
Surely you meant raspberries, anon.

[Anonymous No.11161320]

Do Sultanas count?

[Anonymous No.11161503]

>>11161179
Some are trolling, some are retarded. I personally don't eat keto myself, but I do try to eat less carbs because of my type 1 diabetes. Fruit contains sugar and is nowhere near as healthy as low-carb vegetables. I eat it as a special treat, not as a staple.

[Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) No.11161552]

Alpha-wolfmode > Beta-sheepmode

>ketone metabolism as an emergency backup
BAHAHAHAHA! Most of you fat fucks never even get a chance to burn ANY fat before carbing up again and rebuilding that wall of glycogen. I've been mostly sedentary all year, sitting on my ass eating meat, and I've been gaining muscle mass without lifting anything heavier than a dick. Exercise science is mostly LIES. I only exercise while commuting, having fun, hunting, or escaping danger, and I'm healthy as fuck.

Your arguments are all hereby invalidated by my supreme phallic authority as an apex predator. Do you wanna die of pancreatic cancer like Steve Jobs, the fruitarian? God help your poor organs because surely you won't.

>willingly stepping down the food chain to addle your mind and body with sugar just because it "tastes good"
Good goy!

Carbohydrates are completely unnecessary. You're living a goddamn lie and it's making you sick.

[Anonymous No.11161560]

>>11160725
Some put them through a food mill.

[Anonymous No.11161611]

>>11161552
Fruit didn't kill Steve Jobs you idiot. Fruit not being a cure for cancer isn't the same as fruit causing cancer.

[Anonymous No.11161949]

>>11161611
I think he means that Apple killed Steve Job's humanity because of the obsessive, single furor that Jobs put into the company. Pancreatic cancer is a medical euphemism for a withered soul, which in turn withered the body of Steve Jobs and the bugmen who buy his company's products. It was a very deep and insightful post.

[Anonymous No.11162954]

>>11161250

[Anonymous No.11162966]

Fruits are the candy of the natural world

[Anonymous No.11162969]

>>11161611
Steve Jobs had HIV anyways

[Anonymous No.11163382]

>>11162954
You can't rape an animal. A cow doesn't own er calf. Calves aren't babies. A cow's breast milk isn't her property. Animals are like machines; not because animals are inanimate but because, like all machines, animals lack agency and will. Animals are objects of natural forces, not potential subjects of their own destiny. They act out a drama, not create one.

[Anonymous No.11163390]

>>11162954
>Rape a cow
If they did it themselves we wouldn't need to.
>Eat her baby
Fuck yeah slather that veal cutlet in tomato sauce and slap a fat hunk of parmesan on top.
>Drink her breast milk
Not only is it full of the nutrients that turn small cows into giant cows, it also tastes delicious.

You're not convincing me.

[Anonymous No.11163392]

>>11162954
You can't rape an animal. A cow doesn't own its calf. Calves aren't babies. A cow's breast milk isn't its property. Animals are like machines; not because animals are inanimate but because, like all machines, animals lack agency and will. Animals are objects of natural forces, not potential subjects of their own destiny. They act out a drama, not create one.

[Anonymous No.11163419]

>>11162954
Veganism is the most perverted excess of slave morality.

[Anonymous No.11163435]

>>11162954
Veganism is the most perverted excess of slave morality. At the heart of this cult-like ideology is an effeminate resentment toward strength or the Will to Power, which is really a hatred of life itself.

[Anonymous No.11163512]

>>11162954
How much of a fucking braindead moron do you have to be to assign human values to animals.

[Anonymous No.11163582]

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[Anonymous No.11163585]

>>11161168
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[Anonymous No.11163594]

>>11161168
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[Anonymous No.11163597]

>>11161168
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[Anonymous No.11163622]

>>11163597
>Rise of the Vegan
Just give 'em a minute to gather the energy needed to rise.

[Anonymous No.11163638]

>>11163597

>that kind of body
>on a heavy fruit diet

ahaha no, throw in some veggies you fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.11163731]

>>11163582
>Bioavailability

[Anonymous No.11163771]

Reminder that bananas are the best laxatives

[Anonymous No.11164006]

>>11160919
it's not like table sugar. fruit has fiber so the blood sugar spike is slowed down. fruit also has tons of micronutrients, antioxidants, and phytochemicals. you can pair fruit with a fat (whole milk yogurt, peanut butter) to even further slow down any blood sugar spike if you're really worried.

unless someone is insulin resistant there's no reason for them to avoid fruit.