/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11158787]

Do you assume a guy is a good baker just because he's gay?

[Anonymous No.11158791]

I assume he's useless at everything

[Anonymous No.11158793]

No I just assume he has HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

[Anonymous No.11158795]

If the news has taught me anything it's that evangelical christians are the best bakers, so good that gay men are willing to sue them to the supreme court to get a cake

[Anonymous No.11158797]

>>11158793
AIDS is caused by flouride

[Anonymous No.11158804]

>>11158797
You're thinking of Alzheimer's.

[Anonymous No.11158810]

>He takes cocks up the ass therefore he must be good at baking

[Anonymous No.11158825]

>gay
>good at baking

wtf what kind of idiotic theory is this? please explain.

[Anonymous No.11158833]

>>11158810
His body is the oven and it's cooking AIDS, via HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

[Anonymous No.11158858]

>>11158795
>super conservative christians only hate gays cause theyre secretly gay

- a faggot i know who assumes everyone thats homophobic is secretly gay.

[Anonymous No.11158873]

>>11158787
all the gays i know irl hate cooking

[Anonymous No.11158896]

>>11158825
>please explain
I was just going to ignore this thread, but the point is obviously that baking is gay, unless you're French, in which case being gay is apparently attractive.

[Anonymous No.11158919]

>>11158787
Nope. Friend of mine is straight and he is getting good at baking. He made a lemon drizzle cake but used gin in the drizzle. Shit was awesome. I think he mostly did it to attract women. It worked.

[Anonymous No.11160009]

I wish I could get more into baking, but every time I look at a recipe it is mostly butter, sugar and eggs. I try to cook mostly healthy and am still already a fatass, taking up baking would be a step into the abyss.

[Anonymous No.11160394]

No because I've actually met gay people.

[Anonymous No.11160621]

>>11158787
no but i'll bet he smokes a mean weiner

[Anonymous No.11160628]

>>11158787
I would turn down any baked good if I was offered one by a bug chaser. I’m not trying to get roofied and assraped by them.

[Anonymous No.11160687]

Gay baker here. Former pro, now hobbyist.
Never thought about it, but most of the bakers I know who are halfway decent are either dykes or faggots, yeah. Not to say straight guys can't also be good bakers. I worked as a bread baker and my coworkers, gay and straight alike, were good bakers, too.
Straight women, however, fucking suck at everything.

[Anonymous No.11160697]

>>11160621
>weiner
Why is this so difficult for you mongrels?

[Anonymous No.11160704]

>>11160009
Fag baker here.
While working in the bakery, I got ripped as shit from kneading dough with a fucking oar. Seriously. The bakery I worked for is artisanal, hand made etc etc etc IE it was a bunch of fag shit for hipster cocksuckers which means we had to knead huge amounts of dough at a time by hand using gigantic metal oars. That's a fucking workout, bro.
If it wasn't for white lung being such a serious hazard for pro bakers, I'd still do that shit.

[Anonymous No.11160718]

>>11158858
>super nazis are secretly jews
>super klansmen are secretly black
That's how stupid that is. I only want one legit super conservative to be a secret homo, and that's the head of a local church in my area. I'd smash that ass so hard, and I'm not usually attracted to str8s.

[Anonymous No.11160742]

>>11158787
In my two years of furniture lifting / installing i've seen only one clearly gay guy, he had the biggest oven i've ever seen at anyone's home. I believe he was a cook too.

[Anonymous No.11160753]

>>11160704
>white lung
From all the jizz?

[Anonymous No.11160756]

>>11158787
How do you find out he's gay before you even tried one of his breads? The last thing I'm checking out when I'm buying bread is the baker.

[Anonymous No.11160771]

>>11160756
>he doesn’t live in a city fraught with fags

You eventually learn to identify them with a single glance, even in passing.

[Anonymous No.11160810]

>>11160753
I know you're trying to have a laugh, but it's a serious problem caused by daily inhalation of even small amounts of flour particles. The shit adds up.
It's similar to miners' problems with black lung.

[Anonymous No.11160860]

>>11158787
I’m gay and I can’t bake sweets/pastry for shit.

[Anonymous No.11161161]

>>11158793
This is only true if they're black

[Anonymous No.11161165]

>>11160718
>super nazis are secretly jews
this is objectively true, just look at Hitler
super nazis also tend to support politicians that are best friends with israel
>super klansmen are secretly black
this is also true, since all klansmen are american and they are definitely not white

looks like you have some growing up to do, friend

[Anonymous No.11161204]

>>11161161
can black people be gay?

[Anonymous No.11161212]

>>11161204
No. It's called DL (on the down low). On the down low isn't gay. It's being on the down low.

[Anonymous No.11161224]

Ragueneau was a faggot, so I assume all bakers are.

[Anonymous No.11161229]

>>11161165
>this is objectively true, just look at Hitler

>after many decades of nonstop jewish anti-hitler atrocity propaganda, those same jews "discover" that hitler was actually a jew
imagine being this gullible

[Anonymous No.11161342]

>>11158787
No, I assume that since he wants to act like a girl, he's pretty damn useless.

[Anonymous No.11161390]

>>11160756
The gays guys are the ones who don't have that strained look you get when you've had to battle a psychological war for every moment of intimacy you've had in your life.

[Anonymous No.11161401]

>>11161342
BURN!!

[Anonymous No.11161443]

>>11158787
no but i assume he's good at fellatio (that's mouth on penis)

[Anonymous No.11161480]

>>11160860
Kill yourself before you unleash more HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, into this world.

[Anonymous No.11161494]

>>11160009
Give the cakes to your friends/coworkers/neighbors. They'll love you.

[Anonymous No.11161549]

>>11158787
Those guys could toast my buns

[Anonymous No.11161799]

>>11161480
It’s ok anon I’m on prep, you don’t need to hold back your urges about wanting to fuck my ass

[Anonymous No.11161869]

>>11161799
Are you rich?

[Anonymous No.11161952]

>>11158787
Yes faggot, but you better wear gloves because I don't want your AIDS getting in my cupcakes.

[Anonymous No.11161957]

>>11158787
I don't eat anything that requires a knife to cook from a gay guy. I don't want to get aids blood in my food.

[Anonymous No.11161959]

I more assume they are good at packing fudge.