/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11158259]

I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.
They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.
Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.

[Anonymous No.11158311]

that's a hamburger though

[Anonymous No.11158352]

>>11158259
For me its the mcchicken

[Anonymous No.11158463]

nice one OP sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.11158467]

>>11158259
im about to go into the air force could you tell me what BT was like

[Anonymous No.11158470]

>>11158467
This is a copy pasta and a bad one you mongrel

[Anonymous No.11158561]

>>11158467
Enjoy being the most bored you've ever been in your entire life.

[Anonymous No.11158576]

>>11158311
it's not ham, it's crab

[Anonymous No.11158583]

>>11158259
Let me give you some of my insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.11158596]

>>11158583
Is this already a copypasta? because I saved it.

[Anonymous No.11158601]

>>11158259
Of all the copypasta on this site, this one makes the least fucking sense. I can’t for the life of me understand why you keep reposting it

[Anonymous No.11158611]

>>11158596
Haha yeah I was in that thread too! EPIC!!!

[Anonymous No.11158612]

>>11158611
Don't you mean 'this thread' ??

[Anonymous No.11158618]

>>11158611
What happened?

[Anonymous No.11158623]

>>11158618
See: >>11158583

[Anonymous No.11158648]

>>11158623
You're not very helpful.

[Anonymous No.11158808]

>>11158648
This should be our official motto

[Anonymous No.11159154]

>>11158467
Fail the PT test and you'll get to meet some crazy people

[Anonymous No.11159158]

>>11158259
>Air Force fatty
Checks out

[Anonymous No.11159163]

>>11159154
>failing the equivalent of an elementary school fitness challenge

[Anonymous No.11159449]

>>11159163
tfw 1.5 mile in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.11161019]

>>11158259
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[Anonymous No.11161088]

>>11158583
based domestic abuse poster

[Anonymous No.11161106]

>>11158583
T-this doesn't feel like pasta

[Anonymous No.11161121]

>>11158311
Pretty sure OP made it clear that it's Dungeness crab.
Fucking retards like you are killing this site with your idiotic drivel.

[Anonymous No.11161153]

Hello to my chums at the red it website

[Anonymous No.11161650]

>>11158259
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

[Anonymous No.11161686]

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.11161705]

>>11158583
Richie?

[Anonymous No.11161709]

>>11158611
that copypasta is from reddit, i’m sure you hella upboated it.

[Anonymous No.11161760]

last time I really gorged was back in june when I ate a whole large dominos with sausage and green peppers by myself while watching the matrix

finished the box before the movie was even half over and was still hungry

[Anonymous No.11161815]

>>11161686
I'm going to use this in a review to restaurant I think is merely okay. Going to recommend the pasta noodles without sauce in alteration of final line.