Chopped

[Anonymous No.11155686]

>chef starts talking about his sad life story

[Anonymous No.11155701]

>>11155686
Here's every review by Alex while judging.

>Did you mean to put sawdust in your angel food cake?
>It's really changed the texture, very gritty. I can hardly swallow without it cutting my throat.
>It tastes like you were going to make a faux-sandpaper but changed to angel food cake at the last minute.
>Did you mean to add sawdust? Because I love it.

[Anonymous No.11155718]

>>11155686
Here's every introduction by every minority chef ever.

>When my parents first came to America, they worked really hard to put me into college.
>Two years ago, I quit medical school to pursue my dreams of owning my own pastry and dog treat bakery.
>My great aunt's cat died yesterday but I'm here because I want to prove to my cousin's nephew that my dream is worth it.
>I brought a secret weapon with my today, which my grandmother gave me. It's what these other chefs don't have:
>I want it more.

[Anonymous No.11155726]

all of this shit is why I stopped watching chopped 5 years ago, it became "whichever minority has the biggest sob story wins"

[Anonymous No.11155727]

>>11155701
kek

[Anonymous No.11155806]

Literally every episode. They either make them play it up or they only pick crybabies.
Because we can't just have a competition show like Iron Chef, it has to be "reality" tv.

[Anonymous No.11155840]

>>11155686
>that one woman cook who thinks she can hang with the big boys
But unironically I like the black sassy black woman chefs.

[Anonymous No.11155874]

>>11155686
>Did you break this pasta in half?
>O-oh yeah, well my cookware at home isn't big enough and so it wa-
>I don't care. NEVER do it again.
>Yes, chef.

How can one man be so based?

[Anonymous No.11155931]

Just once I wanna see a real cook on Chopped. Like, "I need this $10,000 'cause I'm three months behind on my child support payments."

[Anonymous No.11155946]

>>11155874
I really like Marc Murphy as a judge, I just wish he were a better competitor. In each competition I've watched, he's always eliminated in the first round.

Thank god Aaron Sanchez is gone, or at least I haven't see him.

[Anonymous No.11155958]

>>11155946
THIS little man is the master of the Chopped judge crew. Roundly defeated everyone whenever he was competing in the show. Don't see him too often though.

[Anonymous No.11155986]

>>11155726
Food Network has been shitty for a while. Half the people on there now aren't even that good at cooking. Most of their shows are just about forced drama, and they were even obviously shilling useless shit in one show. The only thing that's still worth watching is Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives and it's only because he goes around and films people who actually cook and aren't just celebrities.

[Anonymous No.11156000]

>Did you put red onions in this dish?
>Yeah, I don't even need to taste it. You're getting chopped.

[Anonymous No.11156009]

>>11155986
It really has gone downhill since Good Eats ended, huh.

[Anonymous No.11156013]

>>11155986

What are your thoughts about this show?

https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/shows/2018/8/comedian-tom-papa-breaks-bread-across-the-country-in-baked

[Anonymous No.11156016]

>>11156000

checked.

Also, only raw red onions.

Pickled or sauteed are fine.

[Anonymous No.11156017]

>>11156000
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.11156383]

I would switch Amanda and maneet.

[Anonymous No.11156389]

>>11156383
Kek forgot pic

[Anonymous No.11156397]

>2018
>watching chopped
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.11156399]

>the token butch lesbian who clearly want to make it big in a male dominated industry

[Anonymous No.11156425]

>>11156000
Literal manchild.