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11155494

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:29:46 2018 No.11155494 [Reply] [Original]

How do I convince my roommate that well done is the only way to safely and deliciously consume meat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:32:11 2018 No.11156873 >>11155494 spook them with parasites

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:32:28 2018 No.11156876 >>11155494 based bait lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:33:49 2018 No.11156887 >>11155494 >my roommate stopped reading there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:34:37 2018 No.11156891 >>11156887 That means my parents on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:39:49 2018 No.11156917 >>11156887 well, at least it didn't start with 'my mom'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:41:05 2018 No.11156927 >eating meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:41:30 2018 No.11156932 File: 146 KB, 960x960, 5515F357-EE0E-4D4A-8269-BF93A52CEA20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the only way to safely and deliciously consume meat? Is to not eat meat at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:43:21 2018 No.11156944 >>11156932 What's wrong with killing dogs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:43:29 2018 No.11156945 File: 20 KB, 250x190, Sephiroth drinks Koolaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11155494 You don't because you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:46:11 2018 No.11156955 >>11155494 you faggots share steak like in that dog movie where they suck spageti, then you suck each other's dick. cook your own steak

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:52:48 2018 No.11156990 >>11156944 Heh didn't mention killing at all, what's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 19:00:15 2018 No.11157029 Op said meat. Give the roommate undercooked chicken and watch them get sick. Well done chicken is the only way op

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 01:45:33 2018 No.11158677 >>11155494 Just start wearing a skirt and bleeding at the crotch once month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:57:17 2018 No.11158906 >>11155494 lmao when the mayo to spicey for whyte boi bruhhhh lmfao

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:00:12 2018 No.11158917 >>11155494 I swear to god I served with the dude in your pic, OP. He's a Marine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:29:38 2018 No.11160161 >>11158917 Anon that's a girl...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 12:29:39 2018 No.11160316 >>11155494 Add laxative to anything that is not well done And hide toilet paper.