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11155142 No.11155142 [Reply] [Original]

>hey sport, listen, we're running a little short on chairs this evening so you're gonna have to park yer keester at the kids table tonight
>oh don't kick up a fuss, kiddo, we put the pepperoni pizza on that one, and that's the only one you ever eat anyway!

>> No.11155143

nailed it

>> No.11155157
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>>11155142
But you've been dead for 4 years, dad

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>when dad promised to let you pick the beer for pizza night but refused to buy your 4-pack of meme hop IPA and got Pisslager Lite instead

>> No.11155198

>>11155142
yes, papa

>> No.11155200

>>11155179
>such a low test beta bitch zoomer that he unironically drinks beer in 2018
how can you be worse then a boomer?

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>>11155179
>listen here sonnyboy i ain't payin no 30 bucks for no weird foreigner beer with some faggoty little cartoon on the front

>> No.11155215

>>11155142
I shall take my meal in my room, father

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>>11155211
WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>Opens a can of Monster WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>Takes a sip WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I WAS UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING FORTNITE DAD PLEASE
>Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKRRRTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRR NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >"Yep, Quake was a mighty fine game, y'know that came a lot earlier that fortnite!"

>> No.11155236

>>11155215
now now sport, we told you about this antisocial behaviour. i want you to look after your cousin derek, he wont stop rubbing his boogers on the food!

>> No.11155242

>>11155142
>sharing the piano bench with your sister
goddammit mom I'm 12 now

>> No.11155250

>>11155236
fine...

>> No.11155251

>>11155242
nope, sorry sport, your cousin derek gets the piano bench tonight, you can take the old office chair, you know, the one with no back and only one arm!

>> No.11155309

I'm loving the "pepperoni pizza is for kids meme"

>> No.11155316

>>11155142
Good, but getting close to being too long to be funny. Try keeping the next thread a bit more concise so it doesn't feel like too much effort for such a small punchline.

>> No.11155322

>>11155179
why don't you buy it yourself so you can both have the beers you want?

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>>11155142
Yeaaaah, no, sorry dad, no way. I'll tell you what, why don't YOU go sit at the kids table, since you're such a fucking KID all the time anyways

>> No.11155363

>>11155322
Because zoomers live off the money of boomer parent's all the while complaining about boomers.