Go to your refrigerator Find the oldest thing in there Take a picture Whoever posts the most disgusting picture wins

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Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:45:52 2018 No.11153774 [Reply] [Original]

Go to your refrigerator

Find the oldest thing in there

Take a picture

Whoever posts the most disgusting picture wins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:49:53 2018 No.11153784 >>11153774 Just cleaned mine a couple days ago Mine was this jar of paste ( I don't know what) but its all black and theres a significant layer of white on top. >Forbidden mousse

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:52:04 2018 No.11153788 File: 1.57 MB, 3264x2448, 78CE35F3-FC93-441E-B40F-58D2CCBB1C5F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153774

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:54:20 2018 No.11153801 >>11153788 And why were you freezing dead rats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:56:56 2018 No.11153812 >>11153788 that's just good eatin'

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:56:59 2018 No.11153813 >>11153801 people usually do it for snake food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:06:56 2018 No.11153849 >>11153813 Do snegs eat cold dead animals I thought they ate live prey almost exclusively

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:10:38 2018 No.11153863 >>11153849 i think they will eat thawn out mice but i dont really know since i dont own a snaek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:11:40 2018 No.11153868 >>11153849 serpents will eat anything that they can as they are primarily dust eaters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:12:56 2018 No.11153870 >>11153849 You just need to heat the cunt to room temperature and shake it in front of the fuckers and they'll take it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:01:39 2018 No.11154364 >>11153774 WTF is wrong with your fingers ? Beetus ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:18:10 2018 No.11154392 >>11154364 I think he has a bad case of niggeritis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:34:42 2018 No.11154429 >>11154364 Necrosis from a hemotoxic snek bite while feeding a viper frozen rats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:17:51 2018 No.11155154 >>11153801 Flyover frozen meals

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:36:36 2018 No.11155230

My roommate and his girlfriend store a glass dildo in a ziploc bag in our 'fridge. I asked him not to but he refused to stop and I avoid confontations so I didn't push the issue and just accepted it. It's been about a year and half and I have to see it every time I open the 'fridge. I'm not gay but I've been seriously considering fucking my ass with the dildo and then putting it back without washing it so his girlfriend gets my ass shit inside her dumb cunt. Or they'll just think I'm a faggot and they'll stop leaving the dildo where my ass can gobble it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:59:06 2018 No.11155346 File: 21 KB, 473x352, 1484750827102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11155230

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:02:06 2018 No.11155362 >>11155230 why do they need to keep it in the freezer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:02:34 2018 No.11155366 >>11153774 Dude, you know you should not store the beans in the tin they come in. That's recipe for poison

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:02:34 2018 No.11155367 File: 2.12 MB, 1646x923, cheesa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this block of cheddar a little while ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:03:40 2018 No.11155370 >>11155366 why

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:05:09 2018 No.11155377 >>11155362 I haven't asked but I assume it's because she likes the temperature variation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:08:44 2018 No.11155395 >>11155230 put some hot sauce on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:12:11 2018 No.11155413 >>11155377 Probably this, I used to know a girl who loved putting ice cubes in her butt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:13:05 2018 No.11155417 >>11155413 and you are that "girl", am I right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:14:33 2018 No.11155424 >>11155413 what if it gets stuck in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:15:14 2018 No.11155431 >>11155370 leeches metals, I guess. google it yourself, you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:16:30 2018 No.11155436 >>11155424 It's ice, so it would melt eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:16:47 2018 No.11155438 High meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:16:57 2018 No.11155441 >>11155424 You die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:17:49 2018 No.11155445 >>11153788 i-is he ok?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:17:51 2018 No.11155446 File: 48 KB, 600x800, 5490f64e-480e-481c-95bc-2ebdf73959a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11155438

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:18:38 2018 No.11155450 >>11155367 That's bleu cheese now. Wa la

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:19:22 2018 No.11155454 >>11155436 what if it doesn't though?

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:22:11 2018 No.11155466

>>11155230
>I'm not gay but I've been seriously considering fucking my ass with the dildo and then putting it back without washing it so his girlfriend gets my ass shit inside her dumb cunt
No, you fucking idiot, just smear a bit of shit on it and wipe till it's invisibly thin. You're just looking for an excuse to put it in your ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:22:37 2018 No.11155471 File: 1.56 MB, 1840x3264, IMG_20180903_191958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What hell is wrong with you people? Assuming we don't count condiments and film the oldest in mine is the cola in the door at two days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:22:56 2018 No.11155472 >>11155466 kek he's right. So what maybe he'll it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:26:22 2018 No.11155479 >>11155466 No, I want the primal satisfaction of knowing that her dildo was in my ass and that she used it after without knowing. Just smearing shit vapor on the dildo is weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:26:44 2018 No.11155481 >>11155471 >Light beer The fuck is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:28:23 2018 No.11155486 >>11155479 But putting the dildo in your ass is gay. I get you want to claim some dominance over it, but stuffing it where the sun doesn't shine is not the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:30:23 2018 No.11155495 >>11155471 do you ever keep food in your fridge?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:31:26 2018 No.11155497 >>11155486 Unless it's a man's dick, putting something in your butt isn't gay

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:38:29 2018 No.11155518
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>>11155454
>accidentally put never-melt-ice in my butt
>can't get it out
>always uncomfortable to sit down or walk
>ice-type moves are stronger

Such a trade off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:40:50 2018 No.11155524 >>11155497 spoken like a true faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:42:10 2018 No.11155528 >>11155518 at least you're comfortable in the summer

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:43:51 2018 No.11155541

>>11155495
Yeah, but I mostly cook every day or every other day and only shop for one meal at a time.
There are exceptions of course like onions and carrots which do last for more than one meal.
In fact, looking a little closer I see there's some garlic in the door. That would be a couple days older than the cola I suppose.
Have a pigsheart stew with rice today. Tomorrow I reckon I'll make some sort of soup with salmon, prawns, coconutmilk, and hot peppers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:04:29 2018 No.11155617 I have nothing older than a week since I eat everything before it goes bad since I'm not a retard who lets things go to waste

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:06:27 2018 No.11155624 >>11155617 I wish I was as cool and perfect as you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:07:24 2018 No.11155628 >>11155617 Nobody asked you for your life story, brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:08:35 2018 No.11155636 >>11155617 Do you need a boyfriend? I'm single and ready to mingle. :-)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:49:38 2018 No.11155803 >>11155230 >'fridge >apostrophefridge Gayest thing about your entire post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:51:40 2018 No.11155812 >>11153849 t.retard who will feed their pet snake to a feeding rat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:56:15 2018 No.11155835 The most disgusting thing in my refrigerator is me when I reach in to grab a snack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:58:12 2018 No.11155844 File: 1.31 MB, 3264x2448, a2bcf1f4c2d7ff9bd6d461115b2c09e57411f7e160dfe122e5d583bc9963a6a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 15:00:16 2018 No.11155855 what if she uses the dildo on your roommate and you're mixing your shit with his shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 15:01:43 2018 No.11155859 >>11153788 straight off the streets of new york

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 15:06:05 2018 No.11155879 >>11155855 I thought about this but he really doesn't seem like the type and I never hear the moaning sounds a man makes when he's being penetrated coming from his room when she's over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 15:07:46 2018 No.11155889 >>11155879 >the moaning sounds a man makes when he's being penetrated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:02:59 2018 No.11156442 >>11155431 the word you're looking for is leach :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:05:53 2018 No.11156456 you guys are gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:10:12 2018 No.11156471 >>11156456 How so, you tasty tartlet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:21:29 2018 No.11156513 >>11155835 Don't say that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:23:21 2018 No.11156518 >>11155367 Why did you feel the need to make this a selfie

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:26:43 2018 No.11156534
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This beer expired October of 2016. My friend left it in my door room fridge years ago and I decided to keep it. I'm going to get him to shotgun it on our graduation day and then tell him what it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:26:55 2018 No.11156535 File: 41 KB, 641x530, glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11155230 why is your roommate jewish?

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:41:13 2018 No.11156618
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my aunt jemima syrup has a best used by date of 2010. that's the last time i had a girlfriend and she liked waffles on sunday morning. i keep it around as a reminder that all women are selfish whores. i just tasted it, seems fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:42:27 2018 No.11156626 >>11155471 Ol og filmruller, sund og nærende kost

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:42:32 2018 No.11156628 File: 55 KB, 640x640, 1534852947260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have celery salt that expired in 2001. Can I still use it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:45:22 2018 No.11156645 >>11156513 But it's true. >>11156618 What happened, anon? I hate waffles if that makes you feel better. The potato kind are nice, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:05:27 2018 No.11156752 >>11155479 smear your semen over it, then you'll be spreading your dominant seed to your roommate's girl, essentially stealth cucking him maybe the fridge even preserves it idk

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:18:01 2018 No.11156802 I just moved, so I don't have much in the fridge. When I was packing, I threw out a can of condensed milk that expired in 2010. Was probably still perfectly fine, but w/e, why move it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:21:45 2018 No.11156824 File: 459 KB, 1632x3264, IMG_20180903_151305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleaned most gross stuff yesterday, but this big boy remains

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:28:31 2018 No.11156852 >>11156752 That would be too visible. I think I'm just going to get drunk and fuck my ass when he's away next week. I'll wipe off any visible blood/shit while leaving as much ass slime on it as I can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 19:42:57 2018 No.11157270 >>11156852 Based. Give that roastie an infection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 19:51:35 2018 No.11157311 >>11156852 Be sure to post results on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 20:19:04 2018 No.11157425 >>11156628 Cursed year. Don't use it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 21:00:20 2018 No.11157610 >>11155230 Cum on the tip and pass your genetics on

>>	evita Mon Sep 3 21:18:23 2018 No.11157680 >>11155466 i would just rub a scotch bonnet on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 21:20:47 2018 No.11157685 >>11157680 if he does that, it will burn when he shoves it up his ass. Think before you type guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:12:57 2018 No.11157912 >>11153774 There is some red beans and rice that has been in my fridge for like 3 years now I'm afraid to open it but also too lazy to throw it away

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:18:22 2018 No.11157941 When I was in grade 9 I brought a fruit smoothie to school in a travel mug in September, and forgot it in my locker until the end of the year. By that point it had become a solid brick of mold that filled the entire mug. We had to throw it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:20:56 2018 No.11157951 >>11155471 the depression fridge

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:21:51 2018 No.11157958 >>11157941 Why would you throw the locker away, you moron?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:24:14 2018 No.11157968 >>11155471 >light beer >2.7% why even fucking bother at that point

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:29:31 2018 No.11157986 >>11153788 uhm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:31:13 2018 No.11157990 File: 31 KB, 572x720, 1533279925146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 6+ months old cream I keep forgetting to throw out on garbage day A pic would be nothing remarkable but fuck, that smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:44:34 2018 No.11158048 >>11153774 I recently cleaned the entire fridge so the bf wouldn't be grossed out and a container of what seemed to be coconut milk had a mushroom in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:45:47 2018 No.11158052 >>11158048 Is he cut or uncut? Are you cut or uncut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:47:49 2018 No.11158061 >>11158052 born 88-89 in the U.S. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:49:17 2018 No.11158067 >>11158061 Same but I'm uncut. :)

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