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>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."

>> No.11151981

Stale pasta

>> No.11151989

>>11151971
I used to order a black coffee with 3 shots of espresso at my college's Starbucks and the black barista would call me a crazy white boy every time I ordered it.

>> No.11151990

a thread died for this

>> No.11152001

>>11151990
Where will we ever find another pepperoni pizza thread? Fuck off.

>> No.11152008

>>11151971
When I take a girl for coffee and order mine black, I always get a second date. Always. Usually we go all the way. Rarely do I have any success ordering a latte or cappuccino. Trust me, these little things have a strong impact on the impression you make.

>> No.11152061

>>11151971
That innocent teenager in your pic was killed by Breivik. Have some respect.

>> No.11152134

>>11151971
4chan has so many gifted writers though, even if this is pasta. you guys need to publish books

>> No.11152311

>>11151989
>you aight white boi

>> No.11152319
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11152319

>>11151971

>> No.11152563

>>11152134
Thank you

>> No.11152645

>>11151990
Judging from the catalog, i would say it didn't stop anything good from happening