Le frogs leggies

[Anonymous No.11151081]

I had some years ago at some fair.
No, they didn't taste like chicken. Just salty.
Maybe it was how they made tit here? idk.

[Anonymous No.11151091]

>>11151081
Why did you right that like a haiku?

[Anonymous No.11151097]

I tried these for the first time a couple weeks ago. They tasted like fishy, gone-off chicken. Fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11151107]

I want to try them. Also want to try escargot.

[Anonymous No.11151113]

>>11151097
yeah. fishy chicken
no bueno

[Anonymous No.11151184]

>>11151091
I actually love Haiku
My post was not written like that.
I do not like frogz.

[Anonymous No.11151191]

>>11151107
>escargot

My French cuisine instructor in culinary school (who also happened to be Pepin's son in law) straight up said on the first day we wouldn't be doing escargot, and that he could cook his shoe in a shit ton of butter and garlic and make it taste good. I still like them, but yeah, escargot is more of a, "there's a shit ton of snails in the vineyard, lets find a way to make them palatable" kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.11151206]

>>11151184
"Actually" is not
Actually one syllable
You are a dum dum

[Anonymous No.11151259]

>>11151081
I had them once, basically tasted like fish to me.

[Anonymous No.11151286]

>>11151081

[Anonymous No.11151292]

>>11151286
did he died?

[Anonymous No.11151295]

>>11151206
Yes master I see
I was wrong, need punishment
Whip it good, will you?

[Anonymous No.11151304]

>>11151292
nah hes fine brah

[Anonymous No.11151322]

[Anonymous No.11151329]

>>11151081
I've had home made and it's literally just slightly slimy chicken legs. It was fatty.


We can frog gig here. chopping their legs off is pretty brutal.

[Anonymous No.11151340]

[Anonymous No.11151370]

I will never in my life try frog legs or something fucking weird like that. At least it's not insects and shit like the gooks eat. I like to stick with american basics like hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.11151391]

>>11151191
>"there's a shit ton of snails in the vineyard,
>growing wine under water
all my huhs?

[Anonymous No.11151399]

>>11151340
motherfucking rice niggers

[Anonymous No.11151429]

>>11151391
A) you don't grow wine, you grow grapes
B) escargot specifically means land snails

[Anonymous No.11151447]

>>11151429
>land snails
never seen one.

[Anonymous No.11151452]

>>11151447
cool

[Anonymous No.11151531]

>>11151447
wat

[Anonymous No.11151552]

>>11151531
well, up until 17:46:10 I didn't know snails even grew on land.
Seen plenty in water.

[Anonymous No.11151567]

>>11151370
Enjoy being a twelve year old forever.

[Anonymous No.11151568]

>>11151552
Plenty of snails live in water

[Anonymous No.11151593]

>>11151081
There's a frog living in my garden.
Everytime I do something there I end up stumbling upon it.
I don't get it. I've got no pond, neither do my neighbors. It just lives there.
Today I was digging a hole for a pole and I noticed movement again.
A whole bunch of little frogs were hopping away.
How the hell could that've happened. It makes no sense.
pic related: it hopped inside once and tried to hide once.
What makes this worse: I can't stand frog posters. Now I am one.

[Anonymous No.11151602]

>>11151568
You're telling me.

[Anonymous No.11151608]

>>11151568
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.11152384]

>>11151081
Everything tasting like chicken is a meme because chicken has the least distinct flavor out of the three normie meats. Your legs were probably cooked just fine.

>>11151107
They're pretty common at Chinese buffets, at least in my region. Go to one of the nicer ones in a medium or large US city.

>>11151552
Do you live in an arid or cold region? They're pretty common in humid areas. Little niggers are always eating my mom's flowers.

[Anonymous No.11152448]

why only the legs though? there are other meats on the frog

is this yet another example of french decadence and wastefulness?

[Anonymous No.11152473]

>>11152448
There is very little meat on a frog. You could maybe get a morsel off the front legs, but they're essentially hopping mouths and stomachs.

[Anonymous No.11152503]

>>11151593
don't scare them off, anon.
Frogs are incredibly beneficial and their populations are dwindling in many areas.

[Anonymous No.11152508]

>>11151206
LOL!

[Anonymous No.11152529]

>>11151081
We all see the sex here right?

[Anonymous No.11153210]

>>11151081
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[Anonymous No.11153737]

>>11151081
They are delicious. Living in Florida and owning a pond is a never ending source of bullfrog legs. I've always thought they taste like a cross between poultry and a scallop, but not a 'fishy' taste at all.

[Anonymous No.11153930]

>>11151286
Isn't the frog alive? I remember a video where they were eating a live frog

[Anonymous No.11153941]

>>11151206
Seven, five, seven
The rules of haiku: broken
By faggot anon

Frog legs are bad eats:
Food for Louisanans,
Dont eat it anon.

[Anonymous No.11153949]

>>11151191
I've eaten escargot twice.
Both times overrated.
It's nice to say I've eaten snails. That's it.
Also tried:
>Fruit bat
>Whale
>Dolphin
>Turtle
>Dugong.

[Anonymous No.11155041]

>>11151191
he's not wrong....but that doesn't stop escargot from being delicious

also be the change you want in the culinary world

if you're sick of garlic/butter escargot try something from another flavor region like sichuan peppercorn, garlic, and pan fried onion

[Anonymous No.11155054]

>>11151593
That's not a frog, it's a toad.

[Anonymous No.11155062]

>>11153949
>Fruit bat

[Anonymous No.11155127]

>>11155054
Don't insult my frog.

[Anonymous No.11155484]

had them at a buffet once tasted like fancy fish sticks. i wouldn't go out of my way to eat them but id still eat if some one offers me them again

[Anonymous No.11155496]

>>11151191
They're land oysters. You are pleb tier babby

[Anonymous No.11155995]

How do they compare to alligator or crocodile? I've had those before and enjoyed them. I've always found snails or winkles rather meh.

[Anonymous No.11156667]

>>11151107
Frenchman here.
I eat escargot once a year, it's not so fantastic and it's expensive.

Also I have no intention to eat frog legs.

[Anonymous No.11156722]

>>11155496
>land oysters

More like land mussels as it is cooked and there's almost as much to eat. Except that a mussel has taste in itself. Eating escagot allows you to have that mollusc texture in the mouth but without that "sea taste", instead the escargot """flavor""" is artificially replaced with the earthy butter and garlic.