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webm thread

>> No.11150545

How out no break eggs?

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>> No.11150650

post the one where the girl rolls her face in bread
and the one where op's girl throws ketchup from a tub everywhere

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I didn't know chinks could have mental breakdowns. I always thought they beat the crazy out of their women.

>> No.11150750

chinamin cheesecake

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I love how she realised it's inappropriate half way and break smiling.

I bet she is wild in bed, just imagine the dark purple lingerie...

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I'm sorry, the "Dumb Thot" board is over that way. >>>/r9k/
This is the COOKING board.

>> No.11150838

Know your yellow fever, that's korean

>> No.11150847

God I hate that yellow goblin so much, looks like s bug, glad they replaced her

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jesus christ

>> No.11150868

>complains about thot webms
>posts le insider video

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At least it's actually food related. But if you insist on posting gook whores then fine.

>> No.11150892

any more?

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>> No.11150902

God what's wrong with them. Korea was a mistake. Who eats ribs with a fork and knife

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>> No.11150925

'go 'za always wins

>> No.11150928

soul webm

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>Koreans adopt our music, fashion, economy
>give them a PB&J

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>> No.11150983

How many pulls are required to turn those onions into a liquid?

>> No.11150987

who the fuck even buys these?

>> No.11150989

Please don't shoot up a school

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>> No.11151002

Just like all these nightmare dishes in the resterants these days. steak with sundried peppers and white wine sauce or fish tacos with butternut squash. Gross man. I wonder if it's pepole like them that come up with them.

>> No.11151003

>denying an American his God-given right and favorite pastime

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just missing sound for car imitation

>> No.11151009

child of zuckerberg

>> No.11151013

oh that's like my chef'n garlic zoom but somewhat larger

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>That "i hope ppl dont recognize me" look

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>> No.11151035

Dude probably got fired too. Or sued.

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>> No.11151039

Fuck, Sombra is almost as hot as her voice actress.

>> No.11151043

So it's in London but they called it HipChips? The fuck.

>> No.11151080

Why are their game shows so entertaining and original?

>> No.11151088
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>s m o k e ▄these▬ m ea t s

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>> No.11151100

Because no SJW

>> No.11151110

mmmm, toast, so nutritious. I just love human food. I mean food. for humans, like me.

>> No.11151120

did he expect it to shoot out and land directly on his hand

>> No.11151129

why the fuck is he so weird? In his old leaked emails and messages he seems like a little smug cunt.

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>> No.11151144

It's the rhythmic head-nodding that gets me.

>> No.11151154

>implying she at any point did not know exactly how inappropriate it was, and the inappropriateness was the entire point of doing this because no one eats this way and she's a typical dumb roasty basically saying "look at me, I'm a whore"

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hes not used to earths gravity

>> No.11151160

I do not like this webm. I will stop watching it because I don't like it. That way, I will no longer be bothered by watching what I don't like.

>> No.11151164

stop posting this

>> No.11151180
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In accordance with 4chan law, since you have asked me to stop I must now continue.

>> No.11151182

I could see myself using that for something that requires a food processor but doesn't warrant pulling the whole fucking thing out.

>> No.11151183

I nod my head when I eat toast too. Like, "yup, this is some good toast"

>> No.11151193


what in the whoring fuck

>> No.11151213

It's not him, it's the robot that takes his place when he doesn't feel like doing stupid shit (i.e. photo shoots or congress meetings).

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>> No.11151217

Don't talk shit about Carolina, faggot

>> No.11151227

anyone who licks a cupcake is a cretinous disgusting degenerate

>> No.11151235

Maybe single serving of salsa?

>> No.11151288

why the fuck would he start running right away!? Wait till you get near the door you dumb nigger

>> No.11151311

Can't wait to go to jail

>> No.11151316

jokes on them, 14 is legal in my country

>> No.11151323

lol that's a pretty low bar you've set for that

>> No.11151325

This is my dream woman. Her and Emmy in a three way.

>> No.11151332

Thank you my anon!

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>> No.11151359

That blade assembly looks like something Gwar would swing around.

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>> No.11151381

I hate people younger than me SO much.

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>> No.11151386

Shouldn't it be crisps n dips

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>> No.11151397

tappy tappy tapity drag tap tap

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>> No.11151410

Isn't It awkward to stand there and film? What the fuck is wrong with these ppl

>> No.11151411

Whatever helps you sleep

>> No.11151418

What's the source of this?

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Oh, I get it, the cheese is like Spiderman's webs, haha.

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>> No.11151434

did he fuck this up by not locking it?

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my second favorite jack webm

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>> No.11151489

oooooooh i get it now

>> No.11151493

what's your first fav?

>> No.11151498

This must have been RIGHT after he made that "knife skills" video since he's awkwardly bearclawing for once.
Pretty sweet one-glove technique too.

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this one?
he always doing that stupid bearclawing

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just give him the damn ice cream! fuck

>> No.11151519

lol that's me

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>> No.11151539


>uses glove on hand not handling jalapeno

>> No.11151541

They grew up with cameras in their hands. They think it's normal to use cameras as substitutes for their natural eyes.

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>> No.11151583

post feet

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>when your phone auto corrects "bbq babyback" to "bbc bareback"

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I require an explanation

>> No.11151600

a white kid would start crying and throw a temper tantrum
this kid is a good sport

>> No.11151604

>that's where all the flavors are

>> No.11151607

isn't that how you're supposed to hold your non knife hand, though?

>> No.11151613

What about a black kid ?

>> No.11151618

Imagine how long the line would get.

>> No.11151620

she's mixing webbing and trying to make it entertaining, because it's pretty boring otherwise

>> No.11151629

Twice wasn't enough, Nippon.

>> No.11151630

Me too, in agreement with the whispering crust. It knows the world's secrets, and the most ancient songs.

>> No.11151670

If that was my daughter I'd love the shit out of her after this.

>> No.11151674

You could also chop it with a knife faster than it'd take to use it.

>> No.11151680

Reported, you sick fuck.

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>> No.11151693

you can see her deciding to abandon them in old age before she turns on the fake smile

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>good sport
insects don't throw tantrums

Showry is Korean

But you'd still do it to her in the first place?

Nobody. It's just a joke about her face.

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>> No.11151753

How does his butt not fall off without pants?

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>> No.11151765

She could zoom my nuts anyday

>> No.11151791


damn nature you scary

>> No.11151830

I still have no idea how sloths managed to not go extinct for so long. They're just borderline-immobile meat sacks hanging from trees, so easy to capture.

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that looks nice to eat with friends

>> No.11151848

you're a non human

>> No.11151857

crack on a flat surface, they break much cleaner and better chance of a crack that could go all the way round.

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>> No.11151866

its an appropriate bar
we should honestly kill 80% of all people for the smallest shit
i fucking hate you

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>> No.11151919

pretty cool

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It's a series.

>> No.11151926

i love you

>> No.11151931

i take it back
love you too bby

>> No.11151933

how does he get in

>> No.11151976

I wonder that alot too. Maybe because they don't look that tasty.

>> No.11151995

>pasta ban incoming in UK

>> No.11151997

i thought their whole deal was that they stay still for so long that its hard for predators to spot them

>> No.11152000

found it, only 7k views!


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>> No.11152009

antifragile as fuck

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She makes me tingly.

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>> No.11152033

shes not the problem
you are

>> No.11152071

What's with all the philipino posting lately.

>> No.11152075

I would just chug it like an asshole and order another immediately

>> No.11152100

was it autism?

>> No.11152119

no it's just an alternate way to get attention, any roastie who puts herself on internet videos has the same goal no matter what

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>> No.11152137

You do know they're the most powerful race in the world right?

>> No.11152158

>Who eats ribs with a fork and knife
I do. I like pulling all the meat off the bones, then adding some pepper bbq sauce, and just eating all the meat with a fork.

>> No.11152190

>tfw no friends

>> No.11152197

For your penis maybe

>> No.11152215

>being retarded on purpose
2003 called

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>> No.11152237

Not the same without her doctored latino accent

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>> No.11152247

>cuts down on food waste
>uses an entire sealed plastic package for one tiny tortilla
I knew mexicans were lazy but god damn

>> No.11152252

cant blame him thats probably where all his stuff is

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>> No.11152274

do you live in afghanistan? 14 is mid puberty

>> No.11152302

>Potato chips in what seem to be dulce de leche
Oh wow

>> No.11152308

Girls hit puberty at 9. Boys it's a couple years later.

>> No.11152320

HipCrisps doesn't roll off the tongue

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>> No.11152395

I got one of these things but mine is for mowing lawns

>> No.11152398

They don't get knives

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Is she from Goron City

>> No.11152505

That device is fucking huge

>> No.11152599

You could hire an actual Mexican grandmother for less than this thing and its drm'd dough packets costs.

>> No.11152630

have you ever seen a black kid getting a cake? their parent doesn't remember shit like birthdays

>> No.11152639

gaynon you were so close to getting it right

>> No.11152650

it's a good one

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>> No.11152699

hes a legit autist why do you think

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>> No.11152745

actually a lot cuter with audio but still utterly confusing
I was gonna ask for context, but apparently there is none

>> No.11152821

Now you are just being mean

>> No.11152830

tell me more about this afghanistan

>> No.11152835

what is going on in this webm

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>> No.11152848

Did he try paying with a dick pic?

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>> No.11152876

Yeah fucking millennials am I right

>> No.11152886

She's so retarded and crazy, but she makes my peepee tingle. Is this love?

>> No.11152891

They blast the horn then people look wondering what they're blasting their horn for. Ingenious.

>> No.11152909

>people who've never seen will it blend are now browsing 4chan

>> No.11152913

run and jump over the back fence

>> No.11152924

Yeah. Legitimate performers cover themselves with niqabs to protect the purity of their work.

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>t. person whose never used a knife

>> No.11153015

You aight yellowgurl

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>> No.11153030

>anything mixed with mayo automaticlly becomes a salad
and americans wonder why we laugh at them all the time

>> No.11153037

So I can have a wank

>> No.11153042

No way, the fingertips should angle slightly away from the blade

>> No.11153043

Spain is 13 btw

>> No.11153045

That needs sound to achieve the full experience. Gotta experience it with the screeching and 70s spidermand cartoon theme

>> No.11153047

This is bad.

>> No.11153052
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So you're saying you want more avocados you say?

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>> No.11153058

I want to kill myself.

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>> No.11153072

Why? Avocados already have a slightly eggy flavor to them. Filling them with egg is redundant.

>> No.11153076

The same reason niggers are so genetically diverse and also 80 IQ average. The local minima are also determined by the environment. Africa is like a free buffet compared to Ice Age Eurasia where very few permutations were good enough to survive and as such there was genetic bottlenecking. Survival of the "fuck it, good enough"

>> No.11153082

>it started as a joke
the life of firstworlders is a joke

>> No.11153092

>he hasn't heard of survival of the laziest

>> No.11153096

They're basically "done" by 15 so yeah 14 is a bit like having your steak blue.

>> No.11153106

13 is spain

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Why can't it be me?

>> No.11153115

Falling in love is a worse fate considering there is a ~50/50 chance (actually I think it's a lot less now) that you'll be together to old age. Trust me, it's not worth the risk.

>> No.11153117

>t. newfriend

>> No.11153121

dude looks pretty wasted to begin with

>> No.11153136

they don't need much to survive

>> No.11153140

he's also made them out of cardboard and jello
take that uk

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here i come

>> No.11153149

im bout to web all over myself if she keep messin around like that

>> No.11153151

There are laws in place against doing specifically that

>> No.11153154

Damn, that was pretty slick.

>> No.11153157

Just looked this thing up,no idea the cost,or how to buy it,but I did get to meet the team.
About 16 executives.
That thing has gotta be expensive.

>> No.11153160

Who said anything about love? He just wants to be surprise groped by a tranny.

>> No.11153167

to be fair, if you made a bajillion dollar company off people willingly giving up their personal data you probably have every right to be a complete smug asshole

>> No.11153171

Family reunion?
Get to see his old bf?

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>> No.11153177

85 dollars and you dont even get the damn crust, wow

>> No.11153186

The most expensive appliance ever for the poorest of poor people foods. Silicon Valley truly is a ponzi scheme. Watch the whole economy collapse when people finally catch on.

>> No.11153196

gotta start somewhere
rice cookers probably started out expensive, see where they're at now

>> No.11153201

Good ones are still expensive.

>> No.11153205

Actually, the opposite. You're supposed to leave them unlocked when you cook with them to allow the eggs to expand. Locking them in basically turns the thing into an omelette bomb.

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>> No.11153217

you pay for the inconvenience

>> No.11153221

well yeah, but if the demand is there someone will shit out a cheap one

>> No.11153223

You died

>> No.11153244

Did you just compare this gimmick meme that uses dumb wasteful overpriced packets to make a tiny quantity of food to something that is genuinely useful? It's like comparing a Keurig to a Bialetti. The guy who invented the Keurig has stated that he deeply regrets it because of how wasteful it is. But yeah, you gotta start somewhere on that mansion built directly on top of polar bear skeletons.

>> No.11153267

that's how progress is made, some guy comes up with a thing that people think is terribly wasteful and useless and it probably is in the first iteration
they work and improve upon it until they get something that is actually useful
is this product in its current iteration useful? probably not, but if the demand is there they might eventually come up with something useful
if the thing was like $20 and you could plop your own dough in it would it be so bad?

>> No.11153273

Why do americans enjoy doing gay shit with avocados so much?

>> No.11153276

Nobody would want it. That would be too much work.

>> No.11153279

He fuckin deserved it. What a pos.

>> No.11153280

Entropy always increases. Progress is not automatic. Progress is not guaranteed. To make progress, you have to continually cut through the crap and the noise, just like this piece of crap.
>people think
It's a statistical fact that the Keurig is incredibly incredibly wasteful, and all of the things in its vein exist purely to fool plebs into opening their wallets and make some dumb kid rich. The end

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>> No.11153294

Because avocado toast is why we're all homeless.

>> No.11153302

re-watch it.

>> No.11153304

The crust is $10 extra.
This guy ordered off the discount menu,because he is poor.

>> No.11153310

you don't want it, i don't want it, that doesn't mean nobody wants it

if people want it and pay for it, what difference does it make to you?

>> No.11153312

aww the vegetables are walking so cuuute squee ^____^ i cri evri tiem ;_;

>> No.11153315

People are still free to be stupid and destroy the environment. This is obvious.

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>> No.11153322

How much difference in effectiveness between a Good one and a mediocre one?

>> No.11153331

It's sad that this is a necessary invention.

>> No.11153334

If all you make is basic bitch white rice every now and then, not much. If you make lots of different rice and eat it multiple times a week then pretty big.

>> No.11153335

You can already make your own tortilla at home cheaply. It's called a skillet and an oven

>> No.11153343

come for the inconvenience
stay for the public mockery

>> No.11153353

the idea is to save you time doing it
you can make rice perfectly fine with just a pot and a heat source for example

>> No.11153369

>he thinks rice cookers are useful

>> No.11153373

I should have been able to guess the ending.
Damn you,sir.

>> No.11153377

you can more or less use it as a hot plate

>> No.11153385

aren't you supposed to eat it like that?

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>> No.11153473

This made me think of that retarded frat guy getting himself branded. But posting that is bannable so..

>> No.11153476

>how to break the eggs if you never get out

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I want to eat the cake

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>> No.11153488

>omelette bomb
>not "bombelette"
Anon, please.

>> No.11153491

Could this be more believable if it used typical burrito ingredients instead of typical pizza ingredients inside the rolled up pizza? Wait I just had an idea for a new hipster restaurant: pizza sushi burrito. It's pizza because it uses pizza bread instead of rice. It's sushi because it uses sushi ingredients like fresh fish instead of pizza ingredients and toppings. And it's a burrito because it's rolled up. Wala

>> No.11153496

Don't have exact sauce but that's definitely a ja/ck/ vid

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>> No.11153552

god everytime i see this little shit i wanna break an egg over his stupid head

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>> No.11153559

Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.11153561

I'd buy Jeb Bush's blender.

>> No.11153564

Jacks rebellious teen.

>> No.11153569

I don't care about this type of video. Do teenagers like this kind of thing?

>> No.11153570

>But posting that is bannable

>> No.11153572

It's essentially gore

>> No.11153574

>It's sad that this is a necessary invention.
How else are you going to keep the bears from eating your food?

>> No.11153578

It's made of plastic. A bear can't chew through plastic with ease?

>> No.11153583

>It's made of plastic. A bear can't chew through plastic with ease?
Clearly not, didn't you see how that bear was stopped by the cage?

>> No.11153588

It's a combination of the material as well as the shape of it. They can't get good purchase on it.

>> No.11153589

Hm. This situation called for a "yes, and" but all you could think of was a "huh?"

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This fucking knob

>> No.11153593

Ehh. I think they just intentionally hired a retarded bear.

>> No.11153597

What is the point of the lock then? The original infomercial showed you should do it. Jack's "redo" mentions the instructions now say not to do it and that the lock is for storage. Sounds like a fuck up on the manufacturer's end. Also on Jack, because he is a constant fuck up, and didn't even reference the explosion in his redo vid.

>> No.11153602

If the manufacturer makes infomercials, you can safely assume the entire operation is one big fuckup.

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>> No.11153618

>Fr e sh A v cad o
For what purpose?

>> No.11153620

You already need a knife and cutting board to use it though

>> No.11153621

That would just be an even stronger bear that would just go haywire.
NOBODY would survive that.

>> No.11153645

The container would.

>> No.11153668

its not coffee its teh tarik, or "pulled tea"

>> No.11153677

The bear would cuddle and pet the container while rocking back and forth,meanwhile you die trying to put your intestines back in your gut.

*****/solid product,would recommend!

>> No.11153722

>nearly 200 avocados a day

Nigger what? My favorite Mexican place uses dozens just on their guacamole; the turnover at that meme restaurant must be abysmal.

>> No.11153745

He has autism

>> No.11153753

holy shit i have the same plates as jack. sorry boys, but off to be an hero

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I can't stop looking at her what the fuck she's not even that nice looking

>> No.11153766

Don't use the lord's name in vain

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>> No.11153800

Looks exactly like my Japanese ex except my ex was flat as a board.

>> No.11153804

i can't stop looking at their retarded faces

>> No.11153838

Not even game shows. They're just variety shows, like Japanese Conan O'brian or Jay Leno. They just come up with creative ways to pad out their 3 hours of program they have every week. In the west it's just interviews and in-jokes. In Japan they get a panel of celebs and put cameras on them to record their reactions as they watch segments in the variety shows like
>let's go to this region in japan that's famous for X and ask them if they really eat it
>30min travel segment that's cleverly disguised advertising
>food, usually ramen or some obscure dish only found in a certain place in Japan, again advertising
>cute animals
>talk to the celebs for a bit about their reactions/opinions on the last 2 hours of random footage they just saw
>some sort of game show, quiz or activity to pad out the last 40min.
The whole lot is incredibly over-rehearsed too.

Japanese variety shows aren't the kind of programming you sit down and watch, it's the kind of shit you have on in the background in your living room while you drink/eat with family or friends. Japanese live together until marriage, often after so you'll usually have 3 or more generations all under the one roof, so their programming in the variety shows has to be shit that's PG and enjoyable by everyone, hence "variety show".

>> No.11153875

>someone will buy this shit

>> No.11153882

This is the most Jewish looking woman on the planet

>> No.11153886

That actually doesn't sound so bad. I want one.

>> No.11153907

my precious

>> No.11153943

Better than Jack videos. At least the guys in that one we're intentionally being retarded to be humorous. Jack just is retarded so it makes it sad

>> No.11153995

Glad they found a way to recycle old sgi workstation towers.

>> No.11153997

>implying that means you can dick kids
you'll still go to jail even if they've started growing moustache

>> No.11154036

>wasting food
I want to beat her to a pulp

>> No.11154057

Lots of those types of products are for older people and handicapped people, which is why the actors fail like retards at basic daily actions.

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>> No.11154254

This idea intrigues me

>> No.11154279

Tfw this chink bitch is cooler than I will ever be...

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>> No.11154398

Very good explanation, thank you.
>Japanese live together until marriage, often after
I wish this was a thing in the West. It makes a lot of sense, really.

>> No.11154443

This guy's target audience is the kind of people who enjoy Dunkey and Filthyfrank videos. So if you're above 14 it isn't you.

>> No.11154490

I mean, I'm sure it would be really tasty. And if t would be neat for an office party if everyone loved meat, which I also do. But iunno man, the eleven make some good pickles too... can't I just get a balanced one?

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she completly ruins the video more than I ever imagined

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>> No.11154572

Good lord

>> No.11154693

dont be a nigger. ck is going to start viewing avocados as cringe hipster food the same way that black people view anything remotely healthy as white people food

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as a ukrainian, seeing this mega kike wear what appears to be a traditional ukrainian shirt boils me up inside

>> No.11154754

I'd just walk away. No ice cream is worth my dignity.

>> No.11154773

Maybe comes from a family of jew ukrainians who left for America and now she larps as a real slav instead of her real (((lineage)))

>> No.11154824

I was going to say something about this too.
>Everything fucking uses avocado
>yeah we go through like 200 a day :)
Either they just made up a figure of they're failing as a restaurant.

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>> No.11154843

I remember looking this up and finding out that each "pod" only makes one tiny tortilla.

>> No.11155152

imagine trying to breathe near it and logging chocolate dust in your lungs

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>> No.11155713

This is why God is dead

>> No.11155749

As far as I know, locks for such kitchenware has always been for storage only

>> No.11155794

>85 dorrah sandwich
>2800 dorrah for meat and rice
what the absolute fuck?

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