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Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:50:58 2018 No.11150543 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:51:32 2018 No.11150545 >>11150543 How out no break eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:59:43 2018 No.11150587 File: 774 KB, 640x640, thick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:16:52 2018 No.11150650 >>11150543 post the one where the girl rolls her face in bread and the one where op's girl throws ketchup from a tub everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:24:42 2018 No.11150687 >>11150543 >women

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:36:04 2018 No.11150735 File: 125 KB, 640x619, 1513535836413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150543 I didn't know chinks could have mental breakdowns. I always thought they beat the crazy out of their women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:38:39 2018 No.11150750 >>11150587 chinamin cheesecake

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:53:13 2018 No.11150803 File: 1.59 MB, 426x426, 1526695479685.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150543

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:54:56 2018 No.11150814 File: 277 KB, 386x354, 1520762953283.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:56:46 2018 No.11150822 File: 1.96 MB, 400x225, 1478374371997.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150803

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:56:57 2018 No.11150824 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1517005586500.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150543

Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:58:35 2018 No.11150831
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>>11150814
I love how she realised it's inappropriate half way and break smiling.

I bet she is wild in bed, just imagine the dark purple lingerie...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:59:02 2018 No.11150834 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, 1518356273248.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry, the "Dumb Thot" board is over that way. >>>/r9k/ This is the COOKING board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:00:05 2018 No.11150838 >>11150735 Know your yellow fever, that's korean

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:01:35 2018 No.11150847 >>11150834 God I hate that yellow goblin so much, looks like s bug, glad they replaced her

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:01:59 2018 No.11150848 File: 5 KB, 252x200, hnnnngg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150834 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:04:33 2018 No.11150868 >>11150834 >complains about thot webms >posts le insider video

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:05:38 2018 No.11150872 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1527715360223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150868 At least it's actually food related. But if you insist on posting gook whores then fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:10:23 2018 No.11150892 >>11150872 any more?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:11:11 2018 No.11150898 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, 1535875511984.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150892

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:11:41 2018 No.11150902 >>11150872 God what's wrong with them. Korea was a mistake. Who eats ribs with a fork and knife

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:11:58 2018 No.11150905 File: 2.56 MB, 320x576, 152283714022933-VideoToMp4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:14:41 2018 No.11150925 >>11150898 'go 'za always wins

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:14:56 2018 No.11150928 >>11150905 soul webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:18:30 2018 No.11150946 b

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:18:58 2018 No.11150951 File: 24 KB, 700x700, 1535471109516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150872 >>11150898 >Koreans adopt our music, fashion, economy >give them a PB&J >"WOWWWW HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO STRANGE"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:22:50 2018 No.11150967 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, 1518500738376.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:25:29 2018 No.11150983 >>11150967 How many pulls are required to turn those onions into a liquid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:25:37 2018 No.11150987 >>11150967 who the fuck even buys these?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:26:01 2018 No.11150989 >>11150902 Please don't shoot up a school

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:27:11 2018 No.11150997 File: 2.87 MB, 1280x720, 1505967194091.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150987

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:28:28 2018 No.11151002 >>11150989 Just like all these nightmare dishes in the resterants these days. steak with sundried peppers and white wine sauce or fish tacos with butternut squash. Gross man. I wonder if it's pepole like them that come up with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:28:29 2018 No.11151003 >>11150989 >denying an American his God-given right and favorite pastime

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:29:04 2018 No.11151005 File: 38 KB, 338x322, 2324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150997 just missing sound for car imitation

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:29:30 2018 No.11151009 >>11150905 child of zuckerberg

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:30:16 2018 No.11151013 >>11150997 oh that's like my chef'n garlic zoom but somewhat larger neat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:31:11 2018 No.11151017 File: 121 KB, 643x641, 20180902_222904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150997 >That "i hope ppl dont recognize me" look

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:32:48 2018 No.11151030 >>11151009 Why

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:34:07 2018 No.11151035 >>11150803 Dude probably got fired too. Or sued.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:34:24 2018 No.11151038 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1521723712237.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:35:20 2018 No.11151039 >>11150814 Fuck, Sombra is almost as hot as her voice actress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:36:28 2018 No.11151043 >>11150834 So it's in London but they called it HipChips? The fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:42:12 2018 No.11151080 >>11151038 Why are their game shows so entertaining and original?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:44:09 2018 No.11151088 File: 598 KB, 540x614, 1510754371468.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151030 >s m o k e ▄these▬ m ea t s

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:45:33 2018 No.11151098 File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, 1529653423778.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151088

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:46:05 2018 No.11151100 >>11151080 Because no SJW

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:47:53 2018 No.11151110 >>11151098 mmmm, toast, so nutritious. I just love human food. I mean food. for humans, like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:49:41 2018 No.11151120 >>11151098 did he expect it to shoot out and land directly on his hand

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:51:36 2018 No.11151129 >>11151098 >>11151110 why the fuck is he so weird? In his old leaked emails and messages he seems like a little smug cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:52:19 2018 No.11151134 >>11151120 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:52:40 2018 No.11151135 >>11151129 I don't know but LOOK HOW MECHANICALLY HE CHEWS

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:52:55 2018 No.11151138 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, 1519157785369.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:53:38 2018 No.11151144 >>11151135 It's the rhythmic head-nodding that gets me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:55:49 2018 No.11151154 >>11150831 >implying she at any point did not know exactly how inappropriate it was, and the inappropriateness was the entire point of doing this because no one eats this way and she's a typical dumb roasty basically saying "look at me, I'm a whore"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:56:27 2018 No.11151159 File: 1.46 MB, 320x304, 1504913423043.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151120 hes not used to earths gravity

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:56:33 2018 No.11151160 >>11151138 I do not like this webm. I will stop watching it because I don't like it. That way, I will no longer be bothered by watching what I don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:57:06 2018 No.11151164 >>11151138 >LE SO RANDUMB stop posting this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:59:28 2018 No.11151180 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, 1535899982017.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151164 In accordance with 4chan law, since you have asked me to stop I must now continue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:00:00 2018 No.11151182 >>11150987 I could see myself using that for something that requires a food processor but doesn't warrant pulling the whole fucking thing out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:00:05 2018 No.11151183 >>11151098 I nod my head when I eat toast too. Like, "yup, this is some good toast"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:01:21 2018 No.11151193 >>11150543 what in the whoring fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:04:05 2018 No.11151213 >>11151129 >>11151135 >>11151144 It's not him, it's the robot that takes his place when he doesn't feel like doing stupid shit (i.e. photo shoots or congress meetings).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:04:11 2018 No.11151214 >>11150587 H-hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:04:57 2018 No.11151217 >>11151154 Don't talk shit about Carolina, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:06:06 2018 No.11151227 >>11151217 anyone who licks a cupcake is a cretinous disgusting degenerate

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:07:13 2018 No.11151235 >>11151182 Maybe single serving of salsa?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:16:36 2018 No.11151288 >>11150803 why the fuck would he start running right away!? Wait till you get near the door you dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:21:48 2018 No.11151311 >>11151288 Can't wait to go to jail

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:22:35 2018 No.11151316 >>11150824 jokes on them, 14 is legal in my country

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:23:55 2018 No.11151323 >>11151227 lol that's a pretty low bar you've set for that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:24:19 2018 No.11151325 >>11150543 This is my dream woman. Her and Emmy in a three way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:26:58 2018 No.11151332 >>11150898 Thank you my anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:27:29 2018 No.11151334 File: 982 KB, 1280x720, anyone got the sauce for this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:31:02 2018 No.11151356 File: 580 KB, 280x211, 1534668198171.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151334

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:31:59 2018 No.11151359 >>11150997 That blade assembly looks like something Gwar would swing around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:34:04 2018 No.11151368 File: 2.06 MB, 480x576, jack cutting jalapeno.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:35:50 2018 No.11151375 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, YOUDIED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:36:28 2018 No.11151380 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, 1509357135145.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHA LE JACK POSTING

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:36:29 2018 No.11151381 >>11151138 I hate people younger than me SO much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:37:36 2018 No.11151383 >>11151164 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE >>11151180 DO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:38:39 2018 No.11151386 >>11150834 Shouldn't it be crisps n dips

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:39:01 2018 No.11151387 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non-newtonian nuggets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:40:21 2018 No.11151394 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:40:51 2018 No.11151397 >>11151368 tappy tappy tapity drag tap tap

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:41:36 2018 No.11151404 File: 927 KB, 1280x720, EGGsplode.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:42:32 2018 No.11151410 >>11151394 Isn't It awkward to stand there and film? What the fuck is wrong with these ppl

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:42:41 2018 No.11151411 >>11151160 Whatever helps you sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:43:47 2018 No.11151418 >>11150543 What's the source of this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:45:02 2018 No.11151424 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150543 Oh, I get it, the cheese is like Spiderman's webs, haha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:45:09 2018 No.11151425 File: 477 KB, 1280x720, across the street to the hospital down the road to the morgue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:47:10 2018 No.11151434 >>11151404 did he fuck this up by not locking it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:47:31 2018 No.11151435 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, cheesegrater.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:50:33 2018 No.11151455 File: 2.32 MB, 480x360, coffeespins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:52:11 2018 No.11151465 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, turkishicecream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:53:04 2018 No.11151470 >>11151435 my second favorite jack webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:54:40 2018 No.11151480 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, beefy bento.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:56:27 2018 No.11151489 >>11151424 oooooooh i get it now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:57:45 2018 No.11151493 >>11151470 what's your first fav?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:59:00 2018 No.11151498 >>11151368 This must have been RIGHT after he made that "knife skills" video since he's awkwardly bearclawing for once. Pretty sweet one-glove technique too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:59:33 2018 No.11151502 File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, dat wirr be 85 dorrar round eye.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:01:10 2018 No.11151513 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, boner knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151498 this one? he always doing that stupid bearclawing

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:01:33 2018 No.11151514 File: 10 KB, 279x291, 1348609939774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151465 just give him the damn ice cream! fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:02:01 2018 No.11151519 >>11150543 lol that's me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:04:30 2018 No.11151529 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, surely the king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:06:31 2018 No.11151539 >>11151368 >uses glove on hand not handling jalapeno dafuq

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:06:53 2018 No.11151541 >>11151410 They grew up with cameras in their hands. They think it's normal to use cameras as substitutes for their natural eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:06:58 2018 No.11151544 File: 1.50 MB, 1280x720, this absolute unit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:08:24 2018 No.11151553 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, smokedchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:13:10 2018 No.11151583 >>11151519 post feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:13:14 2018 No.11151584 File: 2.79 MB, 1280x720, wats a brotha gotta do to get some ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when your phone auto corrects "bbq babyback" to "bbc bareback"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:13:49 2018 No.11151591 File: 28 KB, 480x319, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150543 I require an explanation

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:14:32 2018 No.11151600 >>11150905 a white kid would start crying and throw a temper tantrum this kid is a good sport

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:15:16 2018 No.11151604 >>11151553 >that's where all the flavors are

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:15:31 2018 No.11151607 >>11151513 isn't that how you're supposed to hold your non knife hand, though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:16:20 2018 No.11151613 >>11151600 What about a black kid ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:18:27 2018 No.11151618 >>11151465 Imagine how long the line would get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:19:26 2018 No.11151620 >>11151591 she's mixing webbing and trying to make it entertaining, because it's pretty boring otherwise

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:21:21 2018 No.11151629 >>11150543 Twice wasn't enough, Nippon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:21:24 2018 No.11151630 >>11151183 Me too, in agreement with the whispering crust. It knows the world's secrets, and the most ancient songs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:27:24 2018 No.11151670 >>11150905 If that was my daughter I'd love the shit out of her after this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:28:35 2018 No.11151674 >>11151182 You could also chop it with a knife faster than it'd take to use it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:29:23 2018 No.11151680 >>11151670 Reported, you sick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:30:58 2018 No.11151684 >>11151017 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:32:08 2018 No.11151693 >>11151600 you can see her deciding to abandon them in old age before she turns on the fake smile

Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:33:52 2018 No.11151699
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>>11151600
>good sport
insects don't throw tantrums

>>11151629
Showry is Korean

>>11151670
But you'd still do it to her in the first place?

>>11151684
Nobody. It's just a joke about her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:34:14 2018 No.11151700 File: 761 KB, 480x600, 1535183232990.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151680

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:43:22 2018 No.11151753 >>11151529 How does his butt not fall off without pants?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:44:08 2018 No.11151760 File: 639 KB, 450x360, 1535927526710.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:44:29 2018 No.11151765 >>11150997 She could zoom my nuts anyday

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:49:49 2018 No.11151791 >>11151760 damn nature you scary

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:58:07 2018 No.11151830 >>11151760 I still have no idea how sloths managed to not go extinct for so long. They're just borderline-immobile meat sacks hanging from trees, so easy to capture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:00:33 2018 No.11151842 File: 9 KB, 300x310, 1498587949357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151480 that looks nice to eat with friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:01:51 2018 No.11151848 >>11151325 you're a non human

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:02:59 2018 No.11151857 >>11150545 crack on a flat surface, they break much cleaner and better chance of a crack that could go all the way round.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:03:31 2018 No.11151860 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1514705833826.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:04:50 2018 No.11151866 >>11151323 its an appropriate bar we should honestly kill 80% of all people for the smallest shit i fucking hate you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:05:08 2018 No.11151867 File: 120 KB, 290x290, 1464181556579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151760 F

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:06:23 2018 No.11151872 File: 2.87 MB, 960x540, 1506667553902.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:14:05 2018 No.11151919 >>11151860 pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:14:44 2018 No.11151923 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1522363428153.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151919 It's a series.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:15:02 2018 No.11151926 >>11151866 rude i love you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:15:46 2018 No.11151931 >>11151926 i take it back love you too bby

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:16:35 2018 No.11151933 >>11150587 how does he get in

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:25:07 2018 No.11151976 >>11151830 I wonder that alot too. Maybe because they don't look that tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:27:40 2018 No.11151995 >>11151860 >pasta ban incoming in UK

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:28:30 2018 No.11151997 >>11151976 i thought their whole deal was that they stay still for so long that its hard for predators to spot them

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:29:20 2018 No.11152000 >>11151418 found it, only 7k views! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80IGb3CNNs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:31:16 2018 No.11152006 >>11152000 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:31:28 2018 No.11152009 >>11150905 antifragile as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:34:46 2018 No.11152022 File: 25 KB, 500x500, b226025b6810925ade341b83913f911f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151848 She makes me tingly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:36:01 2018 No.11152029 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, 1520753078647.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:36:34 2018 No.11152033 >>11152022 shes not the problem you are

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:45:10 2018 No.11152071 >>11152022 What's with all the philipino posting lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:46:15 2018 No.11152075 >>11152029 I would just chug it like an asshole and order another immediately

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:52:23 2018 No.11152100 >>11150543 was it autism?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:56:51 2018 No.11152119 >>11152100 no it's just an alternate way to get attention, any roastie who puts herself on internet videos has the same goal no matter what

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:59:09 2018 No.11152132 File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, 1523710788435.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:59:42 2018 No.11152137 >>11152071 You do know they're the most powerful race in the world right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:04:58 2018 No.11152158 >>11150902 >Who eats ribs with a fork and knife I do. I like pulling all the meat off the bones, then adding some pepper bbq sauce, and just eating all the meat with a fork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:11:08 2018 No.11152190 >>11151842 >tfw no friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:12:34 2018 No.11152197 >>11152137 For your penis maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:16:33 2018 No.11152215 >>11152132 >being retarded on purpose 2003 called

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:17:37 2018 No.11152222 File: 2.69 MB, 960x540, 1530792120930.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:21:42 2018 No.11152237 >>11152222 Not the same without her doctored latino accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:23:38 2018 No.11152246 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, daikon lotus cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152029

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:24:05 2018 No.11152247 >>11152237 >cuts down on food waste >uses an entire sealed plastic package for one tiny tortilla I knew mexicans were lazy but god damn

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:24:45 2018 No.11152252 >>11151311 cant blame him thats probably where all his stuff is

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:25:56 2018 No.11152259 File: 2.88 MB, 640x522, 1515799143577.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:31:52 2018 No.11152274 >>11151316 do you live in afghanistan? 14 is mid puberty

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:37:37 2018 No.11152302 >>11150834 >Potato chips in what seem to be dulce de leche Oh wow

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:38:28 2018 No.11152308 >>11152274 Girls hit puberty at 9. Boys it's a couple years later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:40:49 2018 No.11152320 >>11151043 HipCrisps doesn't roll off the tongue

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:45:24 2018 No.11152342 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1527836196766.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:55:56 2018 No.11152395 >>11150967 I got one of these things but mine is for mowing lawns

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:56:11 2018 No.11152398 >>11151613 They don't get knives

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:00:05 2018 No.11152418 File: 13 KB, 315x461, 1534698581688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152342 >>>>salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:19:14 2018 No.11152490 >>11151583 whyyyy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:19:22 2018 No.11152492 File: 20 KB, 300x250, pEsPDdanRj-5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152022 Is she from Goron City

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:21:47 2018 No.11152505 >>11152222 That device is fucking huge

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:47:04 2018 No.11152599 >>11152222 You could hire an actual Mexican grandmother for less than this thing and its drm'd dough packets costs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:54:02 2018 No.11152630 >>11151613 have you ever seen a black kid getting a cake? their parent doesn't remember shit like birthdays

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:56:12 2018 No.11152639 >>11151394 >filename gaynon you were so close to getting it right

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:57:12 2018 No.11152650 >>11151470 it's a good one

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:00:06 2018 No.11152661 File: 3 KB, 207x243, 1526373557195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151529 >surely

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:08:03 2018 No.11152699 >>11151129 hes a legit autist why do you think

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:09:37 2018 No.11152705 File: 2.81 MB, 480x360, 1520226958109.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:22:45 2018 No.11152745 >>11152000 actually a lot cuter with audio but still utterly confusing I was gonna ask for context, but apparently there is none

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:46:39 2018 No.11152821 >>11152033 Now you are just being mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:48:45 2018 No.11152830 >>11152274 tell me more about this afghanistan

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:49:52 2018 No.11152835 >>11152705 what is going on in this webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:53:28 2018 No.11152846 >>11152835 Justice. https://youtu.be/YHh4qCjn3xQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:53:59 2018 No.11152848 >>11152705 Did he try paying with a dick pic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 22:55:10 2018 No.11152853 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x720, 1515568979349.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150587

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:03:50 2018 No.11152876 >>11151541 >>11151410 Yeah fucking millennials am I right

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:04:53 2018 No.11152886 >>11150543 She's so retarded and crazy, but she makes my peepee tingle. Is this love?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:05:39 2018 No.11152891 >>11152846 They blast the horn then people look wondering what they're blasting their horn for. Ingenious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:10:50 2018 No.11152909 >>11152215 >people who've never seen will it blend are now browsing 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:11:40 2018 No.11152913 >>11151613 run and jump over the back fence

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:13:38 2018 No.11152924 >>11152119 Yeah. Legitimate performers cover themselves with niqabs to protect the purity of their work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:34:21 2018 No.11153013 File: 174 KB, 725x385, dfsghbv scfdjrt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151607 >t. person whose never used a knife

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:34:27 2018 No.11153015 >>11150905 You aight yellowgurl

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:35:24 2018 No.11153017 File: 2.89 MB, 640x516, 1508352220668.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:37:22 2018 No.11153030 >>11152342 >anything mixed with mayo automaticlly becomes a salad and americans wonder why we laugh at them all the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:38:58 2018 No.11153037 >>11152490 So I can have a wank

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:39:44 2018 No.11153042 >>11153013 No way, the fingertips should angle slightly away from the blade

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:40:01 2018 No.11153043 >>11152830 Spain is 13 btw

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:40:01 2018 No.11153045 >>11150543 That needs sound to achieve the full experience. Gotta experience it with the screeching and 70s spidermand cartoon theme

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:40:08 2018 No.11153047 >>11153017 This is bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:40:54 2018 No.11153052 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, 1514667477092.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153047 So you're saying you want more avocados you say?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:41:28 2018 No.11153057 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, 1508279567359.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:41:50 2018 No.11153058 >>11153052 I want to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:42:03 2018 No.11153061 File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, 1531222978490.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:42:37 2018 No.11153064 File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, 1514025701865.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:43:11 2018 No.11153067 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, 1527262478416.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:43:43 2018 No.11153069 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, 1531200889186.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:44:00 2018 No.11153072 >>11153057 Why? Avocados already have a slightly eggy flavor to them. Filling them with egg is redundant.

Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:44:53 2018 No.11153076

>>11151830
The same reason niggers are so genetically diverse and also 80 IQ average. The local minima are also determined by the environment. Africa is like a free buffet compared to Ice Age Eurasia where very few permutations were good enough to survive and as such there was genetic bottlenecking. Survival of the "fuck it, good enough"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:45:36 2018 No.11153082 >>11153064 >>11153067 >it started as a joke the life of firstworlders is a joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:47:48 2018 No.11153092 >>11151830 >he hasn't heard of survival of the laziest

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:48:35 2018 No.11153096 >>11152274 They're basically "done" by 15 so yeah 14 is a bit like having your steak blue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:50:13 2018 No.11153106 >>11152274 13 is spain

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:50:24 2018 No.11153107 File: 186 KB, 1080x1335, e0GFoKKQN8Xp3yB3RYm9ahbM2lPJfIn24cTcC5EqLfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152418 Why can't it be me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:52:22 2018 No.11153115 >>11153107 Falling in love is a worse fate considering there is a ~50/50 chance (actually I think it's a lot less now) that you'll be together to old age. Trust me, it's not worth the risk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:53:02 2018 No.11153117 >>11151857 >t. newfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:54:02 2018 No.11153121 >>11151288 dude looks pretty wasted to begin with

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:56:50 2018 No.11153136 >>11151830 they don't need much to survive

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:57:51 2018 No.11153140 >>11151995 he's also made them out of cardboard and jello take that uk

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:59:15 2018 No.11153144 File: 37 KB, 1027x246, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153043 here i come

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:00:14 2018 No.11153149 >>11151424 im bout to web all over myself if she keep messin around like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:00:23 2018 No.11153151 >>11153106 There are laws in place against doing specifically that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:00:55 2018 No.11153154 >>11150803 Damn, that was pretty slick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:01:51 2018 No.11153157 >>11152222 >>11152237 Just looked this thing up,no idea the cost,or how to buy it,but I did get to meet the team. About 16 executives. That thing has gotta be expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:02:23 2018 No.11153160 >>11153115 Who said anything about love? He just wants to be surprise groped by a tranny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:03:30 2018 No.11153167 >>11151129 to be fair, if you made a bajillion dollar company off people willingly giving up their personal data you probably have every right to be a complete smug asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:03:54 2018 No.11153171 >>11152252 Family reunion? Get to see his old bf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:04:34 2018 No.11153175 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1513957449621.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153157

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:04:40 2018 No.11153177 >>11151502 85 dollars and you dont even get the damn crust, wow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:06:51 2018 No.11153186 >>11152222 The most expensive appliance ever for the poorest of poor people foods. Silicon Valley truly is a ponzi scheme. Watch the whole economy collapse when people finally catch on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:09:27 2018 No.11153196 >>11153186 gotta start somewhere rice cookers probably started out expensive, see where they're at now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:10:23 2018 No.11153201 >>11153196 Good ones are still expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:11:00 2018 No.11153205 >>11151434 Actually, the opposite. You're supposed to leave them unlocked when you cook with them to allow the eggs to expand. Locking them in basically turns the thing into an omelette bomb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:11:32 2018 No.11153208 File: 2.86 MB, 490x360, 1535829136562.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:12:49 2018 No.11153217 >>11151465 kek you pay for the inconvenience

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:13:32 2018 No.11153221 >>11153201 well yeah, but if the demand is there someone will shit out a cheap one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:13:43 2018 No.11153223 >>11153205 You died

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:18:41 2018 No.11153244

>>11153196
Did you just compare this gimmick meme that uses dumb wasteful overpriced packets to make a tiny quantity of food to something that is genuinely useful? It's like comparing a Keurig to a Bialetti. The guy who invented the Keurig has stated that he deeply regrets it because of how wasteful it is. But yeah, you gotta start somewhere on that mansion built directly on top of polar bear skeletons.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:23:51 2018 No.11153267

>>11153244
that's how progress is made, some guy comes up with a thing that people think is terribly wasteful and useless and it probably is in the first iteration
they work and improve upon it until they get something that is actually useful
is this product in its current iteration useful? probably not, but if the demand is there they might eventually come up with something useful
if the thing was like $20 and you could plop your own dough in it would it be so bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:24:49 2018 No.11153273 >>11153017 Why do americans enjoy doing gay shit with avocados so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:25:14 2018 No.11153276 >>11153267 Nobody would want it. That would be too much work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:25:53 2018 No.11153279 >>11152846 He fuckin deserved it. What a pos.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:26:07 2018 No.11153280

>>11153267
Entropy always increases. Progress is not automatic. Progress is not guaranteed. To make progress, you have to continually cut through the crap and the noise, just like this piece of crap.
>people think
It's a statistical fact that the Keurig is incredibly incredibly wasteful, and all of the things in its vein exist purely to fool plebs into opening their wallets and make some dumb kid rich. The end

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:27:16 2018 No.11153289 File: 668 KB, 756x914, _colonist_by_against_stars-daj4mbe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153175

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:27:53 2018 No.11153294 >>11153273 Because avocado toast is why we're all homeless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:29:12 2018 No.11153302 >>11153030 >mayo re-watch it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:29:18 2018 No.11153304 >>11153177 The crust is $10 extra. This guy ordered off the discount menu,because he is poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:30:17 2018 No.11153310 >>11153276 you don't want it, i don't want it, that doesn't mean nobody wants it >>11153280 if people want it and pay for it, what difference does it make to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:30:25 2018 No.11153312 >>11153017 aww the vegetables are walking so cuuute squee ^____^ i cri evri tiem ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:30:57 2018 No.11153316 File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, Assassin's Creed and Final Fantasy crossover.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150650

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:30:58 2018 No.11153315 >>11153310 People are still free to be stupid and destroy the environment. This is obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:31:42 2018 No.11153322 >>11153201 How much difference in effectiveness between a Good one and a mediocre one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:33:32 2018 No.11153331 >>11153208 It's sad that this is a necessary invention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:34:43 2018 No.11153334 >>11153322 If all you make is basic bitch white rice every now and then, not much. If you make lots of different rice and eat it multiple times a week then pretty big.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:34:45 2018 No.11153335 >>11153267 You can already make your own tortilla at home cheaply. It's called a skillet and an oven

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:36:17 2018 No.11153343 >>11153217 come for the inconvenience stay for the public mockery

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:37:52 2018 No.11153353 >>11153335 the idea is to save you time doing it you can make rice perfectly fine with just a pot and a heat source for example

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:41:11 2018 No.11153369 >>11153244 >he thinks rice cookers are useful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:42:09 2018 No.11153373 >>11153316 I should have been able to guess the ending. Damn you,sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:43:45 2018 No.11153377 >>11153369 you can more or less use it as a hot plate

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:46:22 2018 No.11153385 >>11150902 aren't you supposed to eat it like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:01:02 2018 No.11153447 File: 2.73 MB, 1080x1080, beer ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:02:39 2018 No.11153454 File: 2.84 MB, 240x240, pizza burrito 2-3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:04:38 2018 No.11153463 File: 1.92 MB, 354x354, jiggle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11150587 :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:05:14 2018 No.11153465 File: 2.70 MB, 240x240, Chocolate 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:07:10 2018 No.11153470 File: 2.12 MB, 184x182, Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:07:23 2018 No.11153473 >>11153463 This made me think of that retarded frat guy getting himself branded. But posting that is bannable so..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:07:58 2018 No.11153476 >>11153470 >how to break the eggs if you never get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:08:22 2018 No.11153479 >>11150587 I want to eat the cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:08:37 2018 No.11153480 File: 2.86 MB, 720x404, 1519870892103.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:10:32 2018 No.11153488 >>11153205 >omelette bomb >not "bombelette" Anon, please.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:11:28 2018 No.11153491

>>11153454
Could this be more believable if it used typical burrito ingredients instead of typical pizza ingredients inside the rolled up pizza? Wait I just had an idea for a new hipster restaurant: pizza sushi burrito. It's pizza because it uses pizza bread instead of rice. It's sushi because it uses sushi ingredients like fresh fish instead of pizza ingredients and toppings. And it's a burrito because it's rolled up. Wala

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:13:32 2018 No.11153496 >>11151334 Don't have exact sauce but that's definitely a ja/ck/ vid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:17:56 2018 No.11153519 File: 1.33 MB, 720x1280, egg goblin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11151394

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:24:57 2018 No.11153544 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, 1519175044743.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:26:25 2018 No.11153552 >>11153519 god everytime i see this little shit i wanna break an egg over his stupid head

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:27:18 2018 No.11153556 >>11153463 THANK YOU!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:28:16 2018 No.11153559 >>11153316 Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:28:40 2018 No.11153561 >>11152132 I'd buy Jeb Bush's blender.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:29:39 2018 No.11153564 >>11153544 Jacks rebellious teen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:31:32 2018 No.11153569 >>11153544 I don't care about this type of video. Do teenagers like this kind of thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:31:35 2018 No.11153570 >>11153473 >But posting that is bannable Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:32:03 2018 No.11153572 >>11153570 It's essentially gore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:32:39 2018 No.11153574 >>11153331 >It's sad that this is a necessary invention. How else are you going to keep the bears from eating your food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:33:19 2018 No.11153578 >>11153574 It's made of plastic. A bear can't chew through plastic with ease?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:34:30 2018 No.11153583 >>11153578 >It's made of plastic. A bear can't chew through plastic with ease? Clearly not, didn't you see how that bear was stopped by the cage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:36:01 2018 No.11153589 >>11153578 Hm. This situation called for a "yes, and" but all you could think of was a "huh?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:36:03 2018 No.11153588 >>11153578 It's a combination of the material as well as the shape of it. They can't get good purchase on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:36:41 2018 No.11153592 File: 1.63 MB, 360x270, 1528254807874.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153030 >mayo This fucking knob

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:36:56 2018 No.11153593 >>11153583 Ehh. I think they just intentionally hired a retarded bear.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:38:11 2018 No.11153597

>>11153205
What is the point of the lock then? The original infomercial showed you should do it. Jack's "redo" mentions the instructions now say not to do it and that the lock is for storage. Sounds like a fuck up on the manufacturer's end. Also on Jack, because he is a constant fuck up, and didn't even reference the explosion in his redo vid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:41:35 2018 No.11153602 >>11153597 If the manufacturer makes infomercials, you can safely assume the entire operation is one big fuckup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:42:04 2018 No.11153606 File: 2.73 MB, 540x302, 1517471146956.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:46:39 2018 No.11153618 >>11151180 >Fr e sh A v cad o For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:47:44 2018 No.11153620 >>11151182 You already need a knife and cutting board to use it though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:48:53 2018 No.11153621 >>11153593 That would just be an even stronger bear that would just go haywire. NOBODY would survive that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:58:09 2018 No.11153645 >>11153621 The container would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:04:53 2018 No.11153668 >>11151455 its not coffee its teh tarik, or "pulled tea"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:07:51 2018 No.11153677 >>11153645 The bear would cuddle and pet the container while rocking back and forth,meanwhile you die trying to put your intestines back in your gut. *****/solid product,would recommend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:29:00 2018 No.11153722 >>11153067 >nearly 200 avocados a day Nigger what? My favorite Mexican place uses dozens just on their guacamole; the turnover at that meme restaurant must be abysmal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:36:33 2018 No.11153745 >>11151129 He has autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:39:32 2018 No.11153753 >>11151375 holy shit i have the same plates as jack. sorry boys, but off to be an hero

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:39:41 2018 No.11153754 File: 3.00 MB, 2048x2039, 1535117681678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152022 I can't stop looking at her what the fuck she's not even that nice looking

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:44:31 2018 No.11153766 >>11150848 Don't use the lord's name in vain

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:47:10 2018 No.11153778 File: 42 KB, 795x678, 1535110722196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152022

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:54:14 2018 No.11153800 >>11150543 Looks exactly like my Japanese ex except my ex was flat as a board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:55:26 2018 No.11153804 >>11153463 i can't stop looking at their retarded faces

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:03:11 2018 No.11153838

>>11151080
Not even game shows. They're just variety shows, like Japanese Conan O'brian or Jay Leno. They just come up with creative ways to pad out their 3 hours of program they have every week. In the west it's just interviews and in-jokes. In Japan they get a panel of celebs and put cameras on them to record their reactions as they watch segments in the variety shows like
>let's go to this region in japan that's famous for X and ask them if they really eat it
>30min travel segment that's cleverly disguised advertising
>food, usually ramen or some obscure dish only found in a certain place in Japan, again advertising
>cute animals
>talk to the celebs for a bit about their reactions/opinions on the last 2 hours of random footage they just saw
>some sort of game show, quiz or activity to pad out the last 40min.
The whole lot is incredibly over-rehearsed too.

Japanese variety shows aren't the kind of programming you sit down and watch, it's the kind of shit you have on in the background in your living room while you drink/eat with family or friends. Japanese live together until marriage, often after so you'll usually have 3 or more generations all under the one roof, so their programming in the variety shows has to be shit that's PG and enjoyable by everyone, hence "variety show".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:13:33 2018 No.11153875 >>11153175 >someone will buy this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:14:35 2018 No.11153882 >>11153067 This is the most Jewish looking woman on the planet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:15:58 2018 No.11153886 >>11153447 That actually doesn't sound so bad. I want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:23:34 2018 No.11153907 >>11153519 my precious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:39:16 2018 No.11153943 >>11153569 Better than Jack videos. At least the guys in that one we're intentionally being retarded to be humorous. Jack just is retarded so it makes it sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 04:00:39 2018 No.11153995 >>11152222 Glad they found a way to recycle old sgi workstation towers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 04:01:09 2018 No.11153997 >>11152308 >implying that means you can dick kids you'll still go to jail even if they've started growing moustache

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 04:17:36 2018 No.11154036 >>11150543 >wasting food I want to beat her to a pulp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 04:31:44 2018 No.11154057 >>11150987 Lots of those types of products are for older people and handicapped people, which is why the actors fail like retards at basic daily actions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 04:35:30 2018 No.11154068 >>11153463 :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 05:28:23 2018 No.11154206 >>11152853 ????

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 05:38:00 2018 No.11154220 >>11150967 >HE USED IT ON NUTS ARE YOU NUTS OR DO YOU JUST DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF PRESERVING THE BLADES?! REEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 05:40:07 2018 No.11154223 >>11152395 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 06:10:43 2018 No.11154254 >>11151872 source? This idea intrigues me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 06:24:41 2018 No.11154279 >>11150905 Tfw this chink bitch is cooler than I will ever be...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 06:29:37 2018 No.11154292 File: 166 KB, 960x540, Tasty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11152222

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:21:16 2018 No.11154398 >>11153838 Very good explanation, thank you. >Japanese live together until marriage, often after I wish this was a thing in the West. It makes a lot of sense, really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:40:57 2018 No.11154443 >>11153569 This guy's target audience is the kind of people who enjoy Dunkey and Filthyfrank videos. So if you're above 14 it isn't you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:04:28 2018 No.11154490 >>11151480 I mean, I'm sure it would be really tasty. And if t would be neat for an office party if everyone loved meat, which I also do. But iunno man, the eleven make some good pickles too... can't I just get a balanced one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:14:21 2018 No.11154504 >>11153017 >>11153312 cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:21:49 2018 No.11154525 >>11153067 she completly ruins the video more than I ever imagined

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:31:07 2018 No.11154567 >>11153465 STOP ALREADY YOU FUCKING MONSTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:33:35 2018 No.11154572 >>11151860 Good lord

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 09:34:14 2018 No.11154693 >>11153017 >>11153312 >>11153047 dont be a nigger. ck is going to start viewing avocados as cringe hipster food the same way that black people view anything remotely healthy as white people food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 09:37:13 2018 No.11154706 File: 64 KB, 480x480, disgustedfeline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11153067 as a ukrainian, seeing this mega kike wear what appears to be a traditional ukrainian shirt boils me up inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 09:54:11 2018 No.11154754 >>11151465 I'd just walk away. No ice cream is worth my dignity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:02:56 2018 No.11154773 >>11154706 Maybe comes from a family of jew ukrainians who left for America and now she larps as a real slav instead of her real (((lineage)))

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:23:10 2018 No.11154824 >>11153722 I was going to say something about this too. >Everything fucking uses avocado >yeah we go through like 200 a day :) Either they just made up a figure of they're failing as a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:29:59 2018 No.11154840 >>11151995 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:31:16 2018 No.11154843 >>11152222 I remember looking this up and finding out that each "pod" only makes one tiny tortilla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:17:39 2018 No.11155152 >>11153465 imagine trying to breathe near it and logging chocolate dust in your lungs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:37:19 2018 No.11155233 >>11153454 NO THAT IS A PIZZA ROLL

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:43:24 2018 No.11155536 File: 1.22 MB, 540x302, Robotic Chef 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	JLA Mon Sep 3 14:27:09 2018 No.11155713 >>11153064 This is why God is dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:35:56 2018 No.11155749 >>11153597 As far as I know, locks for such kitchenware has always been for storage only

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:48:20 2018 No.11155794 >>11151502 >85 dorrah sandwich >>11151480 >2800 dorrah for meat and rice what the absolute fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:49:38 2018 No.11155802 >>11152395 >t.boomer Based

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