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Is it rude to fart at the table if you're eating home alone or with a very close friend?

>> No.11145126

>>11145121
Not if you live in some shithole, like China for instance.

>> No.11145267

>>11145121
why the fuck would it be rude to fart alone

>> No.11145342

>is it rude to fart anywhere other than the restroom
Yes

>> No.11146271

>>11145121
Not when you're alone, obviously. But you shouldn't do it when you're alone, because you might get in the habit of doing it unthinkingly. If you need to fart, always leave living areas and preferably go to a toilet area. Girls are taught this when they are young. That's why they seem to fart less. They're trained in holding it in until it's safe to let go.

>> No.11146297

>>11146271
Who the fuck get up and leaves to fart? Work, school, public, I'm farting. Your ridiculous cultural standards are no match for basic human functions.

>> No.11146323

>>11145121
>if you're eating home alone
How could you possible apply the concept of rudeness to a situation when no one else is effected?

>> No.11146328

>>11145121
First try to define rudeness, then try to answer whether it is possible to be rude when alone

>> No.11146331

>>11146271
Gay. I fart where I please and if some fucking nerd doesn't like it I'll hold his head down and rip one right in his face.

>> No.11146336

its perfectly fine as long as you say "excuse me" after

>> No.11146341

>>11146297
>>11146331
If you practiced mindful farting you'd learn to appreciate it more, faggots.

>> No.11146386

skunks make really good pets if you have them deodorized

>> No.11146465 [DELETED] 

>>11145121
>alone
No. Enjoy wallowing in your own filth.
>close friend
You are a shit-tier "friend" senpai.

>> No.11146471
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11146471

if you can't fart around your friends you're not really friends

>> No.11146479 [DELETED] 

>>11146386
No, they don't. They scratch and dig into everything.
I assume you're a renter.

>> No.11146577

>>11145267
Rude fuck

>> No.11146674

>>11145267
you're eating dead life to enrich yourself
wafting your feces gas across the corpse is not really showing it the dignity it deserves

>> No.11146696

>>11145121
>alone
do as you please anon

>around anyone else
no, it disrupts the eating experience.

>> No.11146757

>>11145342

finally a man with some damn decency

>> No.11146977

>>11146479
YEAH. so youre like, a landlord? fuck you.

>> No.11147177

>>11145267
you are farting in presence of god

>> No.11147336

>>11145121
Do you also drop your pants, spread your buttcheeks, and shit all over your friend's face?
Because that's what you're doing when you fart. Fart in the bathroom you animal.

>> No.11147355

It's impossible to be rude when alone.

>> No.11147363
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11147363

>>11145121
No, it is hilarious at all times, ESPECIALLY at a funeral

>> No.11147366

>>11145267
t. politelet

>> No.11147369

>>11145121
Its probably rude but I do.

>> No.11147377

Is it weird that I automatically get an erection whenever a girl farts?

>> No.11147382

>>11147377
brapfetish is just a Heat Of The Moment moment away from scatfetish

>> No.11147390

>>11147382
At least scat makes sense. It has texture, you can play with it, feel its heat, rub it against sensitive nerve endings. Braps are just weird. Nothing but stench. What's there to get excited about?

>> No.11147397

>>11146674
>you're eating dead life to enrich yourself
Dead legume carcasses give me the loudest and foulest farts possible. Meat keeps my stomach calm and silent.

>> No.11147426

>>11147382
This is not true at all. I've had a fart fetish for years and never once became interested in scat.

>> No.11147435

>>11147390
>he doesn't understand the appeal of scent alone
virgin detected lol

>> No.11147454

>>11146341
This. If you aren't practicing proper fartiquette you are a subhuman.

>> No.11149232

It's okay to fart at the table with others present if you live in California or Illinois.

>> No.11149256

>>11145342
What size gloves do you wear when eating pizza?

>> No.11149385

>>11146471
This. One of the signs you're in a comfortable relationship is when you can fart around her. I even had one wench who would kiss my fart bubbles when we took a bath together.

>> No.11149396

>>11145342
>not farting in your cat's face
Low class.

>> No.11149407

>>11145342
What a faggot, I fart in public constantly just to be gross.

>> No.11149415

>>11149407
Reported for fart rape