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Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:02:20 2018 No.11131210 [Reply] [Original]

Serious discussion about pepperoni on pizza... I've been doing some thinking since the meme sprouted that pepperoni pizza is for kids, and I've begun to think that maybe it's kinda right. Everybody who has an IQ above 60 knows that the best part of a pizza is the sauce, and pepperoni completely masks that flavor with it's own. The taste of pepperoni is something that most kids in the US grew up with and it's pretty consistent. Sauces vary in terms of sweetness and complexity from pizza place to pizza place, so some people reach for something they are comfortable with as to not risk tasting a sauce they don't like. Pepperoni acts as sort of the teddybear of pizza toppings. However, this fear of the unknown is also what causes the people who enjoy pepperoni pizza to have limited palates, as they never will venture outside of their "safe space" of flavors. Then they spend the rest of their life thinking that Domino's or some other shit chain is good because they've never tasted an actual pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:05:40 2018 No.11131215 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:07:41 2018 No.11131218 File: 3.29 MB, 4000x3000, 1533892697610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:09:28 2018 No.11131224 File: 34 KB, 750x750, sausage-jelly-horrible-looking-foods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like to wrap the salmon in foil to really "lock in the juices". Honey or mustard seem pointless since the natural flavor is already so good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:16:28 2018 No.11131256 >>11131224 That aspic in your picture looks horrifying.

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Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:20:48 2018 No.11131275
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>the best part of a pizza is the sauce
Possibly true with American pizza. Authentic Italian pizza doesn’t necessarily even have sauce, and, if it does, it’s pretty common to overpower it with buffalo mozzarella, anchovies, capers, etc. But that’s a
different animal altogether

As far as typical American style pizza goes, it really depends. If it’s a slice from a quality New York joint or some Chicago thin crust, yeah, you’re going to want to enjoy the tomato sauce. But if it’s some Papa Johns or DiGiorno’s shit, cover of up with pepperoni or olives or bacon. There’s something really unappealing to me about low- quality tomato sauce. I don’t want to taste or feel that gross red snot

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:22:25 2018 No.11131283 File: 6 KB, 225x225, 534532534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Death to Videodrome! Long live the New Flesh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:23:32 2018 No.11131288 File: 93 KB, 433x650, Claire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heyyyyyyyy guys its Claire! Whos ready for another BA video?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:39:59 2018 No.11131334 >>11131210 >been doing some thinking gonna need some proof of that, there's no evidence in your post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 11:47:53 2018 No.11131363 >>11131210 Shot sauce will taste shirty no matter what.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 16:24:35 2018 No.11132304 >>11132036 I'd always thought it was a result of having sticks of pepperoni forcibly inserted into his anus as a child, which is also where the "for children" bit comes from.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 16:44:32 2018 No.11132401 >>11132330 Always wanted to see this smug fuck get busted downloading some shit.

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Anonymous Wed Aug 29 21:55:50 2018 No.11133713
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>>11131210
>I've been doing some thinking since the meme sprouted that pepperoni pizza is for kids
>I've been doing some thinking for the past few decades since my parents said that pepperoni pizza is for kids
It's not a meme. And fuck you for posting this, you faggot. People just try to convince you of this for the same reason feminists try to tell you there is a wage gap. They just want to have things their way, like a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 23:04:34 2018 No.11133982 Guys, I just figured something out. So, you know how baby spiders are called spiderlings? Well, dumplings are just baby dumps. Think about it. Dumplings grow into dumps when you eat them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 23:08:26 2018 No.11133996 >>11133713 This. Pepperoni on pizza isn’t for kids, it’s ubiquitous because it’s good. Faggots here just turn up their noses at it because it’s popular and everyone here are food hipsters who need to be special snowflakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 06:28:36 2018 No.11135167 >>11131288 She must be one extra large double fatass if that elephant skull is to scale

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 07:32:51 2018 No.11135268 >>11131210 I personally never liked pepperoni. I was more of a meatball and sausage kid Now I'm Chicken Bacon Ranch I do get pizza with spinach when it's available though

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 07:50:59 2018 No.11135304 I love pepperoni up until I realize it's very spicy pepperoni and then I get HULK angry and kill the kids

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 10:51:43 2018 No.11135761 Who /cantimpalo sausage for topping/ here?