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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:12:24 2018 No.11130895 [DELETED]

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Why are the most stylish food products to carry as a fashion accessory?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:12:55 2018 No.11130897 >>11130895 Baguette

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:18:29 2018 No.11130915 A simple mug of coffee if you're sedentary Buttered toast in mouth if you are on the move

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:23:56 2018 No.11130937 wine with like a bow on it. Bitches reading into that shit getting invested into the story

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:26:01 2018 No.11130942 Knife

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:27:10 2018 No.11130948 Dead deer over shoulder

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:28:26 2018 No.11130949 >>11130915 >Buttered toast in mouth If I ever actually see someone do that I will punch them until the face cannot be separated from the bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:32:07 2018 No.11130962 File: 123 KB, 1440x1460, HWvzm46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11130915

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:32:57 2018 No.11130966 >>11130897 What about a comically large sandwich? Not like a Dagwood, but like a giant party sub?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:33:42 2018 No.11130969 File: 218 KB, 1440x1460, 1400662776042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11130949 You have supreme anger issues, seek help.

Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:48:21 2018 No.11131006
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I like to carry one of these, just in case I ever meet one of those violent negroes and I need to talk him down.

>>11130897
Possibly the best serious answer actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:55:44 2018 No.11131025 >>11130895 A dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 09:58:51 2018 No.11131038 File: 45 KB, 353x450, B9cZIyLduFsJ8yhXYwboVJ71ObIiM5hl_lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Broccoli

Anonymous Wed Aug 29 10:08:52 2018 No.11131068

When Coke Zero first came out and had the black cans, I would carry one with me at work when I was wearing a white dress shirt and black slacks. It went well with business attire.

Unfortunately, it became a trend at my workplace and I didn't feel cool anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 10:14:30 2018 No.11131078 In highschool, I had a bookbag I made out of a burlap sack that once held rice. I liked the elephant-headed, multi-armed Indian god thing on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 10:28:00 2018 No.11131107 File: 411 KB, 600x900, ulfcpspr55aac57e8d715597248478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In Weeds, Nancy made straws her thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 10:28:56 2018 No.11131109 Paper bags of specialty coffee. Maybe some expensive meats or champagne bottle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 10:50:11 2018 No.11131169 File: 55 KB, 550x528, 44F06DC3-A78A-4D6A-999B-D50589B02FAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I Would totally wear a veuve clicquot bag as a purse. I can’t imagine a more fashionable item. We could ask fa/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:35:23 2018 No.11131474 >>11130969 That whole piece of bread is lathered in butter

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:36:57 2018 No.11131481 >>11130895 Cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:38:58 2018 No.11131494 Can of sardines in the front shirt pocket or rolled up in a t shirt sleeve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:42:00 2018 No.11131508 An onion tied to a belt

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:44:15 2018 No.11131519 >>11131508 Ohyou.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:45:35 2018 No.11131523 File: 44 KB, 640x386, sv3rige.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A raw veal heart is nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 12:48:48 2018 No.11131536 A bag of doritos

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 13:44:48 2018 No.11131764 25 replies and not a single boomer. /ck/ is trending up

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 13:59:56 2018 No.11131816 >>11131474 It also doesn't even look toasted.

Anonymous Wed Aug 29 14:44:37 2018 No.11131941
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>>11131006
I cannot fucking wait until I get around to marathoning Seinfeld and M.A.S.H. It's like there's a skit for everything in those shows.
>>11130895
>alcoholic iced tea
he's buying that for some stupid little girl, or he's incredibly gay
The most aesthetic food to carry around with you as a fashion accessory has to be either the donut, pizza slice, or closed lid of cappuccino. Plain coffee is a boring ass smell that brings out all other disgusting smells.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 14:50:53 2018 No.11131963 >>11130895 a 0.7 bottle of decent vodka

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 14:52:53 2018 No.11131971 >>11131941 >the most aesthetic food >aesthetic Pretty sure you don't know what that word means, el tardo..

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 18:57:56 2018 No.11132933 File: 33 KB, 477x358, parisian-carrying-baguette-getty-images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Wed Aug 29 19:00:29 2018 No.11132947 >>11131941 Both great shows that shaped me growing up. I think I'd skip the last episode of MASH if I were to watch the show again. It wasn't very funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 22:40:10 2018 No.11133884 >>11130895 >>>/fa/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 29 22:54:33 2018 No.11133934 >>11131971 >purpose of style >what is aestheticism shut the fuck up and kill yourself my nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 03:23:13 2018 No.11134805 >>11131107 too bad she got BLACKED and BEANED in that show

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 03:27:45 2018 No.11134816 >>11130895 a chopped cheese sandwich that you're stuffing in your face while walking super fast big cup of starbucks iced coffee a giant durian tucked under your arm like a football depends what youre going for

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 03:29:26 2018 No.11134821 >>11132933 How do people just do this? Doesn’t the bread get dirty and hard from being exposed like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 03:30:25 2018 No.11134826 >>11130962 >>11130949 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 03:30:37 2018 No.11134827 >>11134821 real baguettes dont the shit from vons gets hard within minutes. like your old man at a little league game

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 06:22:07 2018 No.11135157 File: 405 KB, 1400x2128, BAGuette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11130897 >>11132933 >he doesn't have a bag for his baguette

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 07:53:36 2018 No.11135314 >>11130949 bully. i used to always eat toast and drink a cup of tea on the way to class

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 07:54:59 2018 No.11135318 >>11130962 >>11130969 Yes, that's the exact image I had in mind when I made that angry post. And I'm not getting less angry seeing it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 07:55:54 2018 No.11135322 >>11135157 >needing a baguette bag >not riding your bicycle with your baguette sticking out of the front basket I'm going to need you to turn in your stripey shirt and beret, poseur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 07:56:18 2018 No.11135323 >>11130915 Hilarious. >>11130962 Fuck, some fat guy killed my buzz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:03:36 2018 No.11135336 >>11134827 >like your old man at a little league game BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:03:50 2018 No.11135338 >>11130895 Cloves of garlic put in a Kinder Surprise toy capsule with holes poked in it and hung over your neck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:04:25 2018 No.11135340 >>11130969 >>11130962 poor bastard, does he know how pathetic he is

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:35:49 2018 No.11135415 >>11130895 Cardboard Corona sixpack

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:43:49 2018 No.11135433 File: 73 KB, 600x431, fdsffdsdfsdfewefwe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11130895

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:51:43 2018 No.11135445 >>11131494 TALKIN BOUT DEENZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:58:22 2018 No.11135460 File: 52 KB, 620x670, 1521116749791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11134827 >like your old man at a little league game

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 08:59:21 2018 No.11135462 >brown paper bag with baguette and leafy greens sticking out the top >box of junior mints >bottle of cheap wine >bottle of sparkling water

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 10:22:52 2018 No.11135678 File: 161 KB, 736x1049, e45e8e5c0888c0517cb3d9e1d6b3a475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11134821 >>11135157 maybe you should stop being a little bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 11:02:27 2018 No.11135794 >>11130895 A large ripe Durian or a leg of Jamon iberico.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 16:45:55 2018 No.11137049 a /sip/ of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 19:57:38 2018 No.11137925 File: 338 KB, 538x572, 1460593904951.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11135157 >she doesn't just rinse her bread off after bringing it home

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 20:02:44 2018 No.11137939 >>11130895 A big banana to eat suggestively while keeping contact with strangers while I commute.

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