/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11130814]

>In a city where rents have never been higher, groceries also cost huge chunks of money. As long you can buy five dumplings in Chinatown for $1.25 — forever, I hope — it’s never going to be purely economical to cook at home.

>And what kind of monster wants to turn on an oven in August, anyway? That wheezing window air-conditioner can only do so much. Did your landlord find your grill on the fire escape and confiscate it, your only way to cook without melting in your apartment?

>Cooking, especially a new dish, is a huge gamble. Did the recipe author forget that you don’t have line cooks doing your prep? Was the ninth ingredient in that recipe a confit you were supposed to have made weeks ago? Do they chide you for not using the “best” butter? So many potential pitfalls, all of which could be avoided by not participating.

>Even good recipes lie. The yields are often bananas. The cooking times are always dubious, too. A “20-minute recipe” seems to take me, on average, about 75 minutes.

[Anonymous No.11130838]

>>11130814
You got to thank Boomers for that, OP.

[Anonymous No.11130840]

>>11130814
>The yields are often bananas.
Maybe don't look up recipes for bananas?

[Anonymous No.11130841]

lol worthless millennial incompetence strikes again

[Anonymous No.11130849]

>(((Perelman)))

Hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.11130861]

Link to the article. Of course it’s NY Times.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/25/opinion/sunday/never-cook-at-home.html

[Anonymous No.11130863]

>>11130814
How useless is this human? Maybe he shouldn't shop at trader joes for groceries?

>>11130841
If you're under the age of 40 you're probably a millennial.

[Anonymous No.11130865]

>>11130814
It's an "Opinion" article. "Opinion" means Click Bait.

[Anonymous No.11130872]

>>11130814
>The cooking times are always dubious, too. A “20-minute recipe” seems to take me, on average, about 75 minutes
I'm sorry you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.11130873]

>>11130814
Rice and Beans and Beans and Rice.

A bit of cheap meat and a bit of veg here and there and you're done.

[Anonymous No.11130878]

>>11130861
No archive?

[Anonymous No.11130884]

>>11130865
And it is a click bait. Because in the end he reveals he sometimes cooks, but for pleasure. What a faggot.

>>11130861
Bait thread for bait article. Don't waste your time reading it. It is a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.11130906]

is this cooking?

[Anonymous No.11130910]

>>11130814
It's true. Those recipe times are just cook times. It still takes time to prep your ingredients, wash off something before using it again usually, not everything is all ready to go in little glass cups for you to reach over and grab, "it's so easy" when you have the ADs working to measure ingredients and all you have to do is pour them in at the right time.
Then there's the dishes afterwards.
god I hate cooking

[Anonymous No.11130930]

>>11130872
She’s right about that part, though. Cooks constantly lie about how long food takes to prepare.

https://food52.com/blog/19488-the-truth-about-caramelizing-onions

[Anonymous No.11130953]

>>11130930
Most recipes give a cook and prep time, and I've never gone over those estimates by more than 10 minutes, but I'm not incompetent.

[Anonymous No.11131366]

>cooking
>huge gamble
how do you mess up a dish so bad that you can't even eat it

[Anonymous No.11131374]

>>11130953
>posting moles

[Anonymous No.11131394]

>>11130953
And the more you cook the more your "cooking skill" levels up and thus, you actually prep-up your shit faster!
I still remember when i moved on my own and even chopping onions felt like a chore but now i can slice'n dice one in seconds!

[Anonymous No.11131409]

>dont do easy things yourself!
>pay others lots of money to do them for you instead!

[Anonymous No.11131411]

>>11130814
Opinion columns are the very definition of fake news.
Absolute nonsense put out by a "reputable" news outlet, but given the same weight as the rest of their content.

[Anonymous No.11131423]

>Creating a meal alone — schlepping groceries, doing all the prep, all the dishes, and being stuck with days of leftovers — can feel like an education in why you should definitely not do that again anytime soon.

being "stuck" with leftovers means you literally have access to an instant high quality meal the next day. or, if you freeze it, any day you want.

this bitch is retarded.

[Anonymous No.11131432]

>>11131423
>can feel like an education in why you should definitely not do that again anytime soon.
I guess it could, if you are an inept fuck who was not taught basic life skills by your parents and are too stupid to research them on your own.

and hell, you don't even have to reheat the leftovers, you can re-purpose them in other dishes. Chop up some leftover meat and use it to dress a salad. Pretty much anything can go in a sandwich or wrapped up in tortilla/pita/etc. Lots of things can be added to soups or stews, etc. This is just lack of standard life skills.

[Anonymous No.11131495]

For a culture so obsessed with living longer is impressive so many people advocate for fast food.

[Anonymous No.11131657]

>>11130814
Fat Jewess whines about small inconveniences and is confused as to why people would like control over what they eat instead of just engulfing an order of chinese sewer fat dumplings.
The rootless cosmopolitan urbanite decries tradition and effort into meaningful pursuits except when they are fun and hold her hand through the process.
She almost makes a meaningful point when she says that it's nice to have a distraction from social media arguments while she's focused on a recipe, but misses the mark by not realizing that the social media, not the act of cooking, was the original distraction.

[Anonymous No.11131687]

>>11130849
>>(((Perelman)))
>Hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.11131700]

How the fuck do you make food thats inedible

[Anonymous No.11131715]

>>11131374
Emmy finds a way.

[Anonymous No.11131727]

Tbh in all fairness if I lived in Manhattan I probably wouldn't cook dinner more than a couple times a month.

[Anonymous No.11131745]

>>11130814
>living in a coastal shithole city where food is too expensive
I live in San Antonio, Texas, the 7th largest/most populous city in the U.S. My wife and I can feed ourselves on literally $20-40 a week on all fresh ingredients.
There is absolutely NOTHING positive about living in San Francisco, LA, or NYC. Move the fuck out of those places.

[Anonymous No.11131758]

>>11131366
well for me I tried cooking rice once. turned out soggy, hard, and basically inedible. I mean I still ate it but it was fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.11131763]

>>11131745
b-but muh flyover meme! stay mad cleetus!

[Anonymous No.11131794]

>>11131763
If it's San Antonio it's more likely to be Sanchez than Cletus.

[Anonymous No.11131806]

>>11131657
Totally would tit/face fuck tbqh

[Anonymous No.11131807]

>>11131763
>fight traffic to supermarket
>drive around looking for a parking space
>food is super expensive
>fight traffic to get home
>drive around looking for a parking space
>hump grocerys up to little apartment
>mix food odors with 10,000 other dips

Keep flying over Chad, I'll be on my deck watching the woods.

[Anonymous No.11131811]

>>11131806
Ehhhhh, nevermind
The pic posted was her best by far.

[Anonymous No.11131818]

>>11131811
Dubs of sudden clarity

[Anonymous No.11132085]

>>11130814
>jewish roastie """contributing""" to the nytimes is a fucking retard
I'm shocked.

[Anonymous No.11132138]

>>11131423
>hour at most of shopping, do on weekend when you have free time
>10 mins putting groceries away
>1h 15m for a week of food
>30 mins at the absolute maximum of prep, or putting meat in a bag with marinade in <2m
>hour at most of cooking, anything longer you don't have to do anything but stir occassionally

Is this one of those woman problems where vacuuming and dusting a house takes the whole day?

[Anonymous No.11132445]

>>11131657
Put a bag on her face and just go to town on those big titties.

[Anonymous No.11132487]

>>11130814
>don't cook for yourself goyim, let someone else do that....and don't have kids, and don't get married unless it's to a non-white.......
pure trash

[Anonymous No.11132502]

>>11130814
And this bitch wrote two cookbooks?

[Anonymous No.11132514]

>>11130814
why are you complaining if you got money to live in the city you got money to get the fuck out, o but i bet youre a pretentious silver spoon fag so thats out of the question

[Anonymous No.11132517]

>>11132138
Yeah my chinese wife takes like 2 hours tops actively cooking, cleaning or organizing a day. Rest of the day is just taking care of the kids and spending time with me.

Meanwhile our neighbor has the typical "housewife" that sells essential oils, is "overwhelmed" by all the housework, and constantly complains about having no time, despite only having one kid. I remember the one time we came over for dinner she made a meal from Blue Apron. I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house, see what she does all day.

[Anonymous No.11132549]

>>11132517
>tfw no chinese wife
maybe one day anon, certainly wont wife anyone from the west

[Anonymous No.11132569]

>>11130814
The con to cooking is that I have to wash the dishes afterward and that's because my restaurant sized pots are too big to fit my sink.

[Anonymous No.11132580]

>>11132517
>Better than Olive Garden

That's like advertising your new social lounge by claiming it's better than sharting yourself on a crowded bus.

[Anonymous No.11132594]

>>11132549

[Anonymous No.11132608]

>>11132594
>Fuck ling ling
>20 year later your mutt of a son kill some stacies before removing his 56% from the gene pool
The best of both world

[Anonymous No.11132618]

>>11132594
haha this only happens in the US

[Anonymous No.11132628]

>>11132594

[Anonymous No.11132636]

>>11130814
I'm tired of shitty articles that resort to taking stupid fucking positions just to get clicks
It's like browsing youtube videos

[Anonymous No.11132686]

>>11132628
>women on 4chan
Might as well discuss elves or dragons.

[Anonymous No.11132699]

(((perelman)))

[Anonymous No.11132861]

>>11131745
Fuck this guy. You assholes stay put in your coastie utopia

[Anonymous No.11132867]

>>11130861

what the fuck happened. this used to be a real newspaper

[Anonymous No.11132885]

>>11130840
Underrated

[Anonymous No.11132886]

>>11131423

Ugh between being a busy social media coordinator and aborting my husband's child without him knowing, I simply cant be asked to cook.

[Anonymous No.11132890]

>>11131745
>San Francisco, LA, or NYC

https://youtu.be/j8v_XqFO8Bc?t=76

[Anonymous No.11132891]

>>11132594
I'm the guy you replied to, i know you're trying to make fun of me but that's hilarious
>>11132628
based

[Anonymous No.11132907]

>>11131423
>high quality
lying to yourself is still lying

[Anonymous No.11132978]

>>11132502
>>11130849
>>11131657
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.11132989]

>cook one meal per week every week for 6 months
>get good enough at the basics I can at least make more or less any recipe I come across somewhat edible
>after 2 years of cooking 2-3 meals per week I'm actually pretty good now
Was a good use of my years as a NEET.

[Anonymous No.11133026]

To be fair, if I lived in a shoebox apartment in Manhattan or San Francisco I probably wouldn't want to cook much, either.

[Anonymous No.11133291]

>>11132978
I'm not sure what you are implying on my post pointing out she wrote cook books.

[Anonymous No.11133313]

>A “20-minute recipe” seems to take me, on average, about 75 minutes.

How fucking terrible do you have to be to take almost 4 times as long to make something?

[Anonymous No.11133333]

>cooking is stressful, complicated, and leads to further dilemmas
>but you should cook because you are freed from the other problems, enjoy a recipe that worked out, and have fun
There, I saved anyone else a 2 minutes reading a shitty mom blog that somehow ended up on one of America's most prestigious columnist blocks. Whoever writes these headlines needs a new job because it's fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.11133344]

>>11133313
The person that wrote it didn't have to prep themselves, they had others do it for them. They didn't have to micromanage things, it was all prepared and ready. It's a story about a cooking show setting, not you at home

[Anonymous No.11133345]

>>11130861
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11133356]

>>11130814
the author really is a hopeless jackoff, huh?

[Anonymous No.11133478]

>>11131807
>watching the woods
You people have been left behind in the modern age and don't even know.

[Anonymous No.11133498]

Is it a (((coinidence))) this became the case after women left the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.11133610]

>>11133478
>hurrrr nature isn't trendy or modern so lol it doesn't mean anything
Fucking loser faggot

[Anonymous No.11133715]

>>11130814
>live in tiny microappartment with a hotplate, microwave, and about a square foot of counter space

If I lived in these third world conditions, I'd also never cook.

[Anonymous No.11133738]

>>11133610
>being this sensitive on 4chan

[Anonymous No.11133957]

>>11131818
>dub 18s
Whew lad

[Anonymous No.11134005]

I don't even know who is baiting who anymore. Is this Post-Trolling?

[Anonymous No.11134276]

>>11131745
>I live in Mexico
lmao

[Anonymous No.11134427]

>>11131657
If they're really god's chosen people, why are so many Jewish women absolute butterfaces?
I mean really. It's like making a beautiful Queen-Anne style home and then giving it a thatched roof.

[Anonymous No.11134442]

>>11134427
Money covers all sins.

[Anonymous No.11134478]

>>11130814
>Buys a $5 latte every morning

[Anonymous No.11134503]

>>11130814
>The yields are often bananas.
It's called halving the recipe, bitch. Then you have enough for you and lunch for 1-2 days

[Anonymous No.11134721]

>>11132867
I've thought this about too many news outlets lately

[Anonymous No.11134764]

>>11132867
>>11134721
Well, this is their newest editorial board hire

[Anonymous No.11134771]

>>11134764
Do you have a problem with jokes that hurt your feelings? I don't.

[Anonymous No.11134838]

>>11130814
>In a city where rents have never been higher, groceries also cost huge chunks of money. As long you can buy five dumplings in Chinatown for $1.25 — forever, I hope — it’s never going to be purely economical to cook at home.
Most of the world isn't Vancouver or San Francisco.

[Anonymous No.11134986]

>>11134764
Be honest, do you make jokes about peoples ethnicity?

If you say that she can't say this shit then 4chan should be shut down in its entirety.

[Anonymous No.11134992]

>>11130814
Good post

[Anonymous No.11135110]

>>11133715
I live in those conditions, but with no microwave and more counter space. I cook every day.

[Anonymous No.11135129]

>>11130814
>As long you can buy five dumplings in Chinatown for $1.25
they must be made of sawdust and rat meat and processed in illegal kitchen to be this cheap in an ultra expensive city.

[Anonymous No.11135140]

>>11134986
I'm fine with jokes about people's ethnicities. However, there's a point when jokes turn into outright racism, which again is fine. If people ant to be dicks, they'll be dicks.

But for a major newspaper which professes to be liberal and against racism to employ an racist and do so proudly, claiming the reason why she was hired was because of her racism makes me question the newspaper.

Especially when they also claim that doing so about other races is bad and would scream and go into a frenzy if anyone said the same things about anyone other than white ethnicities (of which there are a diverse and numerous collection). Hypocrisy matters.

[Anonymous No.11135143]

>>11135140
This basically. Shitposting on 4chan and making a few jokes is fine, don't bring it into your work. Outright getting hired for saying the equivalent of 'Gas all jews' or 'Day of the rope soon, darkies' by a major newspaper raises questions.

[Anonymous No.11135145]

>>11130814
I lived in Central London in a tiny flat with a cupboard for a kitchen and I ate extremely well on under £30 a week, all cooked by myself.

[Anonymous No.11135148]

>>11131807
>Fight traffic to supermarket.

Walk five minutes to supermarket.

[Anonymous No.11135162]

>>11130873
WHERE THE AVOCADO AT THO

[Anonymous No.11135165]

>>11135140
Every time someone gets fired from their job for /pol/ shit people screech and wail about how unfair it is and everyone's entitled to their opinion until they insult white people, and then they're baying for their blood. Deal with what you dish out, grow thicker skin, and know that your whining won't change it any more than theirs will.

[Anonymous No.11135174]

>>11135148
>get shot

[Anonymous No.11135179]

>>11135145
Stop being racist.

[Anonymous No.11135185]

>>11135165
>Every time someone gets fired from their job for /pol/ shit
when has that happened? who are these people saying /pol/tier shit on a public forum like that?
is it this guy? who was dropped by his sponsor because his father used the word nigger 35 years ago?
https://jalopnik.com/conor-daly-loses-weekend-nascar-sponsorship-after-dads-1828590727

honestly the closest thing i can think of to what you're implying is some dude getting fired for being spotted at that charlottesville rally. show me someone making remarks similar to sarah jeong getting fired please. not that she got fired, mind you.

also you're saying "deal with what you dish out", but there was no "dealing" or "dishing out" in sarah jeong's case she, wasn't fired. don't you think the fair thing would be for both of these types of people to be fired? sarah jeong wasn't fired. why does she deserve to keep her job while conservatives don't? shouldn't that make your injustice sense tingle?

maybe you don't think anybody should be fired over twitter comments and remarks? so is the way to do it to just not cause a stink over it and continue with the status quo with normie conservatives getting fired and leftists shitting on white people keeping their job. great plan my dude.

[Anonymous No.11135196]

>>11130814
the basic idea of selling food is that you sell the finished product at an upcharge of what all the ingredients costed to make that item, in order to make a profit. or else nobody would be selling food because they wouldn't be able to survive.
there's very few cases in which it's more cost efficient to go out to eat. those five dumplings for $1.25 probably cost that chink 25 cents to make.
basically, whoever wrote that article is a sheltered urbanite jew who doesn't know anything about how the real world works and was probably given that job writing articles through nepotism

[Anonymous No.11135208]

>>11135185
Are you stupid or just uneducated? Tons of people get in trouble for /pol/ garbage. Pewdiepie got his show cancelled for saying nigger and paying some Indians to hold up a sign calling for death to all Jews, Jontron got patched out of the game he voiced a character for after ranting about black crime statistics, and those are only e-celebs. Roseanne Bar got fired for tweeting that a black politician was offspring of the Muslim brotherhood and Planet of the apes. People cried and cried about the injustice of this and how it was just joking.

The tweets that hurt your feelings so very much were made four years ago while the woman in question was weathering a storm of racist abuse for writing about internet-harassment. If you want to tar and feather her (again, whining about it on the internet will not help) then there's going to be plenty of people on the right-wing side who you'd have to hold to those standards as well.

[Anonymous No.11135229]

>>11135208
not the anon you're talking with, i don't think pol "humor" is funny and people spouting nigger every chance they get are stuck in a phase the rest of us went through 20 years ago.
that being said, i do agree there's a double standard when it comes to white people and it's a little annoying when i've done nothing but support these people and argue against racial bias and then everyone turns around and makes gigantic sweeping statements about white people as if it somehow isn't racism too.
it's either ignorant to judge someone based on their skin color, or it's not. it's not "well it's ignorant to have a bias against blacks because theyre black but if you have a bias against white people for being white that's fine". either we all call each other nigger spic cracker and kike or none of us call any of us any of it.

[Anonymous No.11135240]

>>11135208

>she was just counter trolling

Substantiate your claims, and I will believe you.

[Anonymous No.11135275]

>>11135208
right and who went to bat for pewdiepie and jontron? people on /pol/ were saying "muh based pewds" and "muh based jontron" and laughing about it. there wasn't some huge screech about it. nobody expected disney to keep working with a guy who said nigger and "kill all jews"

you're right on the money about roseanne barr though. she did get fired and people did screech about it. yeah, personally i don't think it's worth a firing, but it doesn't surprise me. i fully expected that to happen.

here's the rub though, sarah jeong did NOT get fired. you tried to imply there was some kind of hypocrisy. because conservatives feigned outrage over getting fired over tweets and then they wanted that same standard to be applied to sarah jeong. but sarah jeong didn't get fired. there were no consequences for her. so you can't really equate the two can you?

>the woman in question was weathering a storm of racist abuse for writing about internet-harassment
yeah and i assume if someone was trolling me on twitter and i shot back with "niggers are disgusting apes who smell like shit", you'd be on my side too, right?

no you fucking wouldn't, because you're a liberal yourself. you started pretending you were some casual observer, but the fact that you defend these tweets shows you're a pathetic coward who didn't want to reveal his true views and just wanted to hide behind some fake neutral veneer.

you're just a faggot who hates the idea of your own standards being applied to your side. you literally believe a conservative deserves to be fired over a tweet, but a liberal doesn't. anybody with a shred of integrity would at the least condemn both people or say that neither should have been fired. but you're not that kind of person, so you can fuck off

[Anonymous No.11135284]

>>11135129
AY FUCK YOU 1.25 chinatown dumplings are the fucking bomb.

I found an alright 1.25 dumpling shop in downtown brooklyn that also does pork buns but it's not as good as chinatown dumplings

[Anonymous No.11135285]

>>11135240

[Anonymous No.11135328]

>>11130814
Even if this was true in USA it wouldn't be in rest of the world
Let's say i buy fried rice as a takeaway from local chinese restaurant, that's 8€.
Now let's get the ingredients to make fried rice at home:
>jasmine rice 1kg 2€
>rapeseed oil 1L 1,5€
>carrot bag 1kg 1€
>frozen pea bag 200g 0,6€
>light soy sauce 500ml 2,2€
>salt 1kg 0,8€
>sugar 1kg 1,0€
>MSG 150g 1,50€
>garlic, three heads 1€
>10 eggs, 1,3€
>possible meat, pork neck 400g 3€
And there you have it, with these prices i can cook far more food for myself than even if i'd have bought two fried rice meals. Also these ingredients last fairly long, the rice, peas, eggs and meat the only thing i have to regularly restock.

[Anonymous No.11135339]

>>11130814
>in a city
theres your issue

[Anonymous No.11135389]

>>11135285
>its ok when i do it

[Anonymous No.11135408]

>>11135389
it really is
t. me

[Anonymous No.11135409]

>>11135284
i know and i'm sorry anon, but just, ask you thoses questions, rent is high as fuck even for restaurant, labour cost money ( exept if you use illegal alien slave or your own family which can be both) basic ingredient are pricy all hell ( if i believe this woman, whom for the sake of convinience i will do so ) following basic hygiene requirement cost money, how can you make profit selling 5 dumpling for less than 2 bucks ?

by the way, how big are those dumpling and how many of those do you need to not starve , because 5 dumpling for a meal seems pretty light meal even for my food disordered ass.

[Anonymous No.11135424]

So this is the power of zoomers becoming the emerging consumer demographic?

[Anonymous No.11135489]

>>11134771
>>11134986
Not the anon you're replying to, but saying that a race shouldn't breed, and that you go out of your way to be cruel to old people of said race is being straight up racist, and shouldn't be able to advertise said racism on their twitter and not be reprimanded. It sets a terrible precedence, and is terribly hypocritic of The Times. Racism is racism no matter who is saying it.

[Anonymous No.11135496]

>>11135489
Get a sense of humour, snowflake.

[Anonymous No.11135509]

>>11135285
Honestly, this is just showing how immature she is if she thinks replying in kind is the proper way to reply to people. And on top of that, she said generalized statements, not direct statements, so no, even with this in mind, her tweets are still racist as hell. She didn't say I like tormenting old white people like you, she said she just likes tormenting old white people.

[Anonymous No.11135511]

>>11131657
I doubt she stops at 5 dumplings.

[Anonymous No.11135513]

>>11135496
>this is funneh! Huuurrrrr

Nah brah. Learn to control yourself when you're replying in a public forum under your real name.

[Anonymous No.11135521]

>>11135513
You are truly a pathetic specimen.

[Anonymous No.11135524]

Why are whites so sensitive?

[Anonymous No.11135525]

>>11135521
wait, you were serious when you were responding to that anon? i thought you were pretending to be retarded and leading him on.
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.11135533]

>>11132502
Chutzpah.

[Anonymous No.11135580]

>>11134771
>I don't.
Great, you're a racist too, you hate white people, well done.

[Anonymous No.11135715]

>>11130814
This is true if you live in the city. I just have fruit at home.

[Anonymous No.11135731]

>>11135524
>live in a white country and bitch and moan about how oppressed you are daily
>hurr why are you so sensitive
You shitskins wouldn't last a day in this world if it wasn't for the generosity of white people who decided you were actually human like us

[Anonymous No.11135737]

>>11131366
Or why make a dish that you don't like.
>These buffalo wings are spicy reeee

[Anonymous No.11135773]

>>11130814
>And what kind of monster wants to turn on an oven in August, anyway? That wheezing window air-conditioner can only do so much.

This. I invariably sweat my ass off whenever I cook something. What I wouldn't give for central air conditioning.

[Anonymous No.11135779]

>>11131657
black pilled af

[Anonymous No.11136408]

>>11132569
Sounds silly. How much are you cooking?

[Anonymous No.11136451]

>>11135496
>the right are the real snowflakes!
This is the lefts equivalent to "democrats are the real racists!!"

[Anonymous No.11136454]

>>11130814
>cooking is bad because i can't cook

[Anonymous No.11136501]

>>11130814
can new yorkers do anything?

[Anonymous No.11136678]

>>11136501
>Drag down the rest of the country
>Being building buffers for jet protection
Just two off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.11136912]

>>11135489
Racist just means the left doesn't like it and it has something to do with race. Sexist just means the left doesn't like it and it has something to do with gender. The right is never going to subvert these words to use against them because those are the actual definitions.

[Anonymous No.11137263]

>>11133738
He was correct though

[Anonymous No.11137402]

>>11134764
Hot if true

[Anonymous No.11137508]

>>11134764
The Irony is that her boyfriend is actually white

[Anonymous No.11137771]

>>11130814
This is so fucking incompetent I literally go cross-eyed every time I try rereading it.

[Anonymous No.11137792]

All of the bullet points in this just show that this person doesn't believe that cooking is a learned skill, but rather that you should just be able to look at instructions once and be able to do it. Obviously a lot of the free recipes need tweaking. They're posted by some random person on the internet. And ontop of that, if you've tried just a few different online recipes, you learn very quickly to just go ahead and prep all of your shit beforehand instead of doing it between things. It's hard to prep food between cooking other things, that take's practice with each individual recipe.
Also why would you buy the expensive version of ingredients your first time cooking anything like it.

[Anonymous No.11138089]

>>11130814
>read headline
lemme guess, a woman wrote this
>Deb (((Perelman)))
uh huh

[Anonymous No.11138120]

>>11130814
>buy five dumplings in Chinatown for $1.25
>$0.25 each

I'm glad I don't live in a high priced shithole. I can make a huge amount of them for only around $5. Enough to have meals for all week.

>turn on an oven in August
>dumplings

What? You steam, fry, or boil dumplings and you can do that on a BBQ grill or other outdoor side outside.

>landlord

Glad I own my house debt free.

>a new dish, is a huge gamble
>20min takes me 75min

Your face when.

[Anonymous No.11138705]

>>11131366
I did it once with spaghetti sauce when I was like 13. At the time I thought I burnt the garlic and that's what made it bad but I can't actually be sure/I don't remember much else.

It was horrible though, I ended up dumping it in the trash and to this day I don't saute garlic long at all. It goes in after the veggies have cooked down, and almost immediately I either take it off the heat or dump in whatever liquid will be cooked in (usually diced tomatoes as I'm poor fag living off pasta)

[Anonymous No.11138855]

>>11130814
>hurr zoomer shit
Learn how to shop and cook stupid faggot. I pray for the future.