/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11125747]

is filipino food the ultimate pleb filter

[Anonymous No.11125759]

filipino girls are cute :D

[Anonymous No.11125769]

why does he wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.11125775]

>>11125769
the stench

[Anonymous No.11125786]

>>11125747

>filipino food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gDBVmgIRA&

[Anonymous No.11126028]

>>11125786
Racist

[Anonymous No.11126044]

>>11125747
Flip food is just spic'd asian food. the Spanish didn't go around spreading good food like the French, they kept all the good food to themselves in Spain. Instead they went around spreading nice titties and asses, an equally great contribution to the world. This is why places like Mexico and the Phillipines have hot women but shitty food, whereas the French colonized Vietnamese have great food but ugly women

[Anonymous No.11126178]

>>11125747
I think the real question is if I go to the Philippines am I gonna get mad pussy?

[Anonymous No.11126186]

>>11126178
The real question is, should I marry the flip qt I have been interacting with for a while? How much of golddigging goes on over there?

[Anonymous No.11126217]

>>11126178
you'll get mad aids

[Anonymous No.11126235]

>>11126044
>the French colonized Vietnamese have great food but ugly women
You need to get your eyes checked.
>>11126186
>How much of golddigging goes on over there?
Flips can be bad about it, depends on the island. On the other hand, a lot of them are very religious, so the liklyhood of her cheating/leaving is low.

[Anonymous No.11126254]

>>11126217
Aids is relatively low in the philipines

[Anonymous No.11126310]

>fried meat over rice

wow very culture

[Anonymous No.11126350]

>>11126178
i fucked 11 girls in 30 days including 3 virgins and was with one of those girls for 8 days. philippines is the easiest country to get pussy in the entire world if youre a tall blond blue eyed american.
>>11126186
definitely dont if she grew up or lives in ph. i had several girls try to get pregnant from me to trap me. they see westerners and especially americans as a free ticket out of their third world shithole.

[Anonymous No.11126429]

I've dated a few US Flip women and spent time with their families. If I had to generalize:

-Food is bad. It's all really plain and seems like what'd happen if an Asian and a Westerner would come up with together if neither could cook.
-They're energetic and good sense of humor, with a strong racial identity as "those wacky jungle Asians."
-Not really attractive. I'm told the hot ones are the white-skinned Manila girls, but most of them are dark brown and dumpy looking.
-Freakishly sexual. The last one I dated was into deepthroat, anal creampies, and public sex.
-They like guns.
-Completely fucking insane. Every one I've known was mentally ill. I knew some guys who had Filipino wives, too, and they're all divorced now for the same reason.

I wouldn't do it again without getting a psych screening first. Life's too short to date bunny boilers.

[Anonymous No.11126482]

>after a long day of military work your filipino wife cooks this
what do?

[Anonymous No.11126515]

>>11126482
Add salt and pepper, and scoop it out with a spoon. How else do you eat balut?

[Anonymous No.11126713]

>>11126235
She comes from Luzon island, here family are some kind of weird protestant. She also has some chinese in her, but no buddism as far as I know
>>11126350
The thing is, I'd be relatively happy to put a baby inside of her, there wouldn't be much trapping in my case.

As an Italian man, could I ever get over their pig disgusting spaghetti sauce?

[Anonymous No.11126735]

>>11126713
>As an Italian man, could I ever get over their pig disgusting spaghetti sauce?
You can break Asians of some things. Food is one of them. I'm American, native Vietnamese wife. Asian spaghetti is shit, but she loved it. When she had real spaghetti, she never went back. Asians like good Italian food, they just don't care for the cheese. At first. It's a slower, aquired, taste.

[Anonymous No.11126753]

>>11126350
I'm a 5'4 Mexican am I screwed?

[Anonymous No.11126772]

>>11126753
Sadly yes, because they'll think you're just a Filipino man.

[Anonymous No.11126774]

>>11126772
Fuck. I have a big daddy dick too

[Anonymous No.11126789]

>>11126044
>This is why places like Mexico have hot women but shitty food.

Wrong, it's obese women and fantastic food.

[Anonymous No.11126848]

>>11126713
does she make the sauce with extra sugar?

[Anonymous No.11126896]

>>11126350
how do you avoid the pregnant trap? can you fuck them in the ass or will they try to scoop it out and stuff it up there

[Anonymous No.11126906]

>>11126896
>how do you avoid the pregnant trap?
Vasectomy.

[Anonymous No.11127029]

>>11126429
This is the most accurate post I've seen this year

[Anonymous No.11128084]

>>11126772
>>11126774

You might be OK. Neither Flip women nor men I've known in the US will date their own race. Usually go after whites or yellow Asians, but I met one whose father was Mexican.

[Anonymous No.11128111]

>>11126896
Not fewer than three condoms. Always triple wrap.

[Anonymous No.11128456]

>>11125747
How is that pic relevant?

[Anonymous No.11128535]

The only Filipino food I like is lumpia, and that's only because they're just spring rolls. The thing I most remember about Filipino food is that I had some weird purple dessert, and it had beans in it and it was gross.

[Anonymous No.11128584]

>>11126515
suck it out of the shell and throw it on the ground then buy another

[Anonymous No.11128647]

>>11125775
>>11125769

[Anonymous No.11128651]

>>11128647
normal size chicks like that have the least problems with foul odors in my experience, it's the tubbos who weigh 140 pounds that smell like a garbage can full of tilapia guts left out in the sun all week

[Anonymous No.11128677]

>>11128647
Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.11128892]

>>11128647
if i was that guy id just walk away trying not to gag "wash your gash first"

[Anonymous No.11129071]

>>11126753
maybe if you wear a big sombrero to differentiate yourself from the locals it will work out
>>11126896
1. dont cum inside when theyre ovulating
2. nigga leave like just walk away

[Anonymous No.11129423]

>>1112576
lotta loyalty for a hire gun

[Anonymous No.11129461]

>>11125759
>fat, flat nose
>monkey face shape

lol nope

[Anonymous No.11129462]

>>11128651
Anon, she looks like 130

[Anonymous No.11129838]

>>11126044
>phillipines
>hot women
Lmao. The women there are uggo retards. The few hot ones are part Caucasian. Vietnam, particularly in the north have far better looking women.

[Wuhan Traveller No.11129869]

>>11128647

Why I have an Asian GF: Her pussy doesn't stink like rotting tuna, and this is why:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/10/east-asians-dry-earwax-and-adaptation/#.W4Ys2OjFhPY

[Anonymous No.11129907]

>>11128677

[Anonymous No.11129940]

All i know about phillipino cooking is that its ok, just eat it or you'll literally insult the small fragile psyche they have.
Did this with an exs parents, they thought i didn't like that type of food even though i just wasn't hungry at the time. They practically made exclusively white people shit when i was allowed in their home.

[Anonymous No.11129960]

>>11129907
So that's not just one scene, it's the entire premise. Film is such a artforms.

[Anonymous No.11130045]

>>11125786
Oh my god

[Anonymous No.11130149]

>>11129907
So it's clearly a cultural Marxist film—hence the vulgar subject matter, promotion of premarital sex and promiscuity, and ridiculous notion that a bitch, evidently perpetually in heat, ought impose her putrid stench upon others. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.11130412]

>>11129462
only if she's like 6 feet tall, no woman should be that tall unless she has a disorder
>>11130149
it's too bad you used the term "cultural marxist" because otherwise you might have sounded reasonable

[Anonymous No.11130769]

>>11130412
It's amazing how, without fail, subversives become incredibly angry when you suggest the communism is not merely an economic ideology, but a method for totally deconstructing a society. This is a thread about Filipino food, so we'll leave it at that; however, you might want to avoid coming off as such a butthurt biased retard in the future.

[Anonymous No.11130784]

>>11130149
it's also a german movie, why is it that krauts have always been such filthy degenerates?

[Anonymous No.11130785]

>filipino food

[Anonymous No.11130828]

>>11130784
Wrong. A certain tribe began seriously subverting them a few centuries ago, eventually reaching peak subversion during the Weimar era. This tribe also has a funny way of moving into your country and telling the inhabitants what's best for them. The Germans fought against it, and they lost. Now they're the subject of greater humiliation and subversion, which won't end until Germany looks a lot more like Brazil. That tribe is Jews.

[Anonymous No.11130832]

Our maid peeling papaya for atchara, pickled papaya salad.

[Anonymous No.11130836]

>>11130832
I'd pickle her papaya.

[Anonymous No.11130847]

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY
>filipino food

[Anonymous No.11131099]

>>11130785
In case anyone doesn't get it, Filipino spaghetti is pasta, chopped up hot dogs, and ketchup. I first saw this stuff at a party and I thought someone's kid had made it, but it turns out it was the couple who were hosting.

[Anonymous No.11131185]

Why does every Filipino food thread becomes about filipina exes greentext stories in less than 10 replies

[Anonymous No.11131195]

>>11126896
It's only a trap if you let it be. You can always just leave, making it her problem, not yours.

[Anonymous No.11131217]

>>11129838
>The few hot ones are part Caucasian.
not him but I believe that's exactly the point he was making, they're hot because they're part Caucasian

[Anonymous No.11131225]

>>11131217
Doesn't matter. Hot it hot. No need to get into the whys of it.

[Anonymous No.11131229]

>>11126896
traps can't get pregnant, that's why you should stick with them. go to thailand, not philipines

[Anonymous No.11131244]

Sisig is top tier
Adobo is the bomb
The sweet spaghetti is amazing
Sinigang is sex

Fite me plebs

[Anonymous No.11131325]

>>11131185
Because Filipina women are the only ones cray enough to date someone on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.11131470]

>>11130769
>>11130149
yikes

[Anonymous No.11131480]

Love is based on respect, you have to be a shitty man to respect a 140 monkey from the shittiest asian country.

[Anonymous No.11131490]

>>11130769
>communism is not merely an economic ideology,

nah yeah it is.

its just when marxism died on its ass in the 60's you needed another functional boogeyman to fill the void

[Anonymous No.11131504]

oh yeah gimme the burnt rice with burnt egg with burnt spam every day fuck pinoy fuck em
kill pinoy remove pinoy
adobo is shit red hot dogs are shit fucking bean dessert shit chicken embryo shit its all shit throw it away

[Anonymous No.11131542]

>>11128647
She actually does have a point; washing/douching too frequently can lead to pH and microbial imbalances that can worsen odor. Trust me, you do NOT want to go down on a girl with a yeast infection.

[Anonymous No.11131567]

>>11131185
a combination of filipinas hating their country and their men, speaking passable english, and a culture that encourages dating outsiders as long as they can provide support. pinays are extremely easy to pull and widely available.
>>11131504
spotted a pinoy

[t. a flip No.11133079]

>>11131567
Yeah, but I meant why aren't we talking about Filipino food?
>>11131504
shut the fuck up half boy

[Anonymous No.11133132]

>>11133079
>Yeah, but I meant why aren't we talking about Filipino food?

You want to talk about the mushy rice, the plain chicken, the cut up hotdogs, the dead duck, or the copy&paste eggroll?

[t. a flip No.11133168]

>>11133132
>mushy rice
>plain chicken
>dead duck
Huh?
>cut up hotdogs
On spaghetti? Yeah that shit's disgusting.
>eggroll
>doesn't even have eggs

[Anonymous No.11133297]

>>11131490
Wilful ignorance will get you nowhere, anon. I don't suppose you're some sort of cultural Marxist?

[Anonymous No.11133374]

>>11130847
I could make a better meal in prison. That's the crustiest stove and backsplash I've ever seen too

[Anonymous No.11133410]

>>11131185
this is 4chan, do you actually think we talk about relevant subjects?

[Anonymous No.11133495]

>>11133297
reminder that even if you are just pretending to be poltarded you are still shitting up the board

[Anonymous No.11135367]

>>11126429
I don't think any country has bad disgusting food. It's a very childish opinion.

I can't think of a single place I could go to and not like their best dishes. I might not be blown away but how can nobody for hundreds of years think of a nice recipe using their local produce.

I saw an Anthony Bordain Philippines episode and he seemed to like the stuff. Has he just got really bad taste?

[t. a flip No.11135535]

>>11135367
>Has he just got really bad taste?
No. He's been shilling sisig for a while to foreigners, and while I find a lot of our food to be mediocre, sisig is pure /ck/ino.

[Anonymous No.11135790]

>>11135367

I'm sure there are some "best dishes" from the Philippines that are amazing, but on average their food sucks. Take a dinner a normal Italian/French/American/Chinese person would cook for their family. That's gonna be miles better than Flip food.

[Anonymous No.11136015]

>>11135790
Well when we talk about a countries food it's obviously referring to the good stuff. Not what whores are posting to Facebook after cooking for their boyfriends, this applies worldwide.

What a normal American cooks for their family? You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.11136031]

>>11136015
This. Americans don't cook.

[Anonymous No.11136203]

>>11136015
>>11136031

Most people I know cook. Don't believe the memes from a Minoan sculpture imageboard.

[Anonymous No.11136372]

>>11136031
I don't want to sound as stupid as the person I originally replied to with a poor generalisation like that.


Americans do cook (even though a lot don't), and out of those that do there are surely some amazing cooks in America but the average person is not making good food, just like the average Philippino might not be the best cook even. I'd actually say that it's more likely for the average Philippino to cook better since people over there are closer to living traditionally, speaking in general.

>>11136203

[Anonymous No.11136376]

>>11136372
Filipino*

For the pedants.

[Anonymous No.11136384]

>>11136376
Just call em flips you pussy

[Anonymous No.11136385]

>>11131542
I don't think that was what she was going for in that scene. Retard.

[Anonymous No.11136435]

>>11126028
>Racist

They're eating literal garbage. It is an objective truth. You don't have to like it, but crying "racist" doesn't mean it isn't true: poor Filipinos collect garbage meat, re-cook it, and serve it to other poor Filipinos.

[Anonymous No.11136445]

>>11125747
close. it's actually the ultimate pleb filler. nuthin personnel flips...

[Anonymous No.11136641]

>>11129869
>http://blogs..
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.11136644]

>>11130149
A pol-tard, on My /ck/?
Not even once.
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.11136649]

>>11130769
This, my son, is a full-retard.
Don't be a full-retard my son.

[Anonymous No.11136657]

>>11128456
>relevant
from all we know the masked camera guy could have half a Filipino ethnic origin

[Anonymous No.11136718]

>>11131195
What if she doxes me before I leave? Could she do anything with that info to screw me over?

[Anonymous No.11136724]

>>11131470
I sure do love it when a commie is disgusted by humans and their nature.

[Anonymous No.11136732]

>>11133495
I bet you eat 'deenz, 'vark, 'go 'za, and pineapples daily.

[Anonymous No.11136909]

>>11136718
Nah. Well she could. But it would be really surprising if she did. Pretty much everywhere the Spanish colonized they left behind an obsession with bleaching your lineage due to the color-based social hierarchy they used. If a girl is fucking around with white tourists she wants a half white baby. Might want a green card too but point is she's not gonna feel slighted about getting knocked up.