/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11122651]

>indian guy at the dairy says I can have a pie for free
>I take it and eat it even though I'm "vegan"

How do I rectify this? I literally ate a cow out of social anxiety. I felt the cows sadness as I was eating and I still feel it 3 days later. How do I fix myself bros?

[Anonymous No.11122666]

>>11122651
>Be a negative-test omega male
>Ride faggy Vespa down to the dairy so Muhammed and his friends can go to town on your wife without your sobbing distracting them
>Rajnesh Punjabi al-pajeet 5'5" offers you a pie
>Mumble out an apology for British colonialism
>Donate to refugee charity
>Give yourself a vasectomy on the spot
>Take pie
>Eat pie
That about right OP?

[Anonymous No.11122672]

>>11122666
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.11122676]

>>11122651

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.11122678]

>>11122651
Get over it. Everybody gets sad sometimes, even cows. It's a part of life.

[Anonymous No.11122679]

>>11122651
this post contained alot of soylent i feel

[Anonymous No.11122695]

>>11122651
I don't understand. How could social anxiety possibly make you eat it? You could have taken it and left and threw it away.

[Anonymous No.11122696]

>>11122679
You fucking cunt. I hope your kids die.

[Anonymous No.11122699]

>>11122695
The indian guy was on to him and followed him around, making sure he ate the cow.
Which is weird for an indian, they usually don't want you to eat cows at all.

[Anonymous No.11122709]

>>11122696
you don't know the story, it might have had terminal cancer

[Anonymous No.11122713]

>>11122679
Wow so edgey fuck you

[Anonymous No.11122719]

>>11122696
>>11122713
ultimate soyim

[Anonymous No.11122725]

>>11122699
surly lookin fellow innit he

[Anonymous No.11122741]

>>11122719
Right, this is a fucking cooking board mate, do one before I throw you out. Cunt.

[Anonymous No.11122744]

>>11122719
enjoy your lifetime ban cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.11122745]

>>11122679
You should not only be permabanned, you should be removed from the living for eternity.

[Anonymous No.11122749]

>>11122745
>>11122744
>>11122741
has /ck/ always been this lame?

[Anonymous No.11122765]

>>11122679
>>11122719
this shit is tame compared to the suffering animals go through every day

[Anonymous No.11122769]

>>11122765
No one asked you, Indigo, go back to making home made "jewelry" and dream-catchers.

[Anonymous No.11122775]

>>11122749
I really do only come to this board for cooking related things, I really don't want to see this shit here, or any of the racism or other trolling. This is generally a chill board, don't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.11122776]

>>11122749
yeah it has, I think you should go back to /b/ it's better suited for hardcore badasses like yourself

[Anonymous No.11122780]

>>11122775
alright lets discuss cooking then fag, what do you think of well done meats?

[Anonymous No.11122782]

>>11122719
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.11122784]

>>11122749
yep, now go back to /b/ where you belong.

[Anonymous No.11122796]

>>11122780

God I wish that were me.

Nah but lettuce be real now, where are the mods?

[Anonymous No.11122801]

>>11122796
mods dont enter vegan threads

[Anonymous No.11122810]

Best thing you should do is kill yourself for redemption.

[Anonymous No.11123079]

>>11122651
I feel the sadness every time I eat meat, which is most days. Nurture it. It's good. Healing. Makes you feel like part of the world. You're plugged into reality, not pretending to be apart from it.

[Anonymous No.11123320]

Please someone tell me what he posted. I am too late to see, and now I tremble with curiosity.

Satiate me, dear friends. This is the only thing I will ask for today.

[Anonymous No.11123354]

>>11123320
Cannibalism and a mother beating the shit out of her babies until one of them starts bleeding, then she starts choking him

[Anonymous No.11123893]

>>11123320
the same webm someone poltard has been spamming on /tv/ for weeks of infant abuse. I think its a little sick to save videos of infant abuse and spin it to racist propaganda but pol gonna pol

[Anonymous No.11123913]

>>11123354
That's weird. I didn't know my parents had made any home videos of my childhood, let alone released them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.11123937]

>>11123913
brb doxing you
>>/ck/thread/11122651#p11122719

[Anonymous No.11123973]

>>11122666
>Vespa
>faggy
Vespas are based, faggot.

[Anonymous No.11123986]

>>11122679
is that cat gonna be okay?

[Anonymous No.11123993]

>>11122672
Clearly not a cow.

[Anonymous No.11125026]

>>11123993
goddamn

[Anonymous No.11125046]

>>11122741
>>11122744
>>11122745
>>11122769
>>11122775
>>11122776
>>11122782
>>11122784
>>11122796
You all need help.

[Anonymous No.11125050]

>>11122719
Actually no, fuck that. The dog was fine. That was fucked up.

[Anonymous No.11125053]

>>11125046
I did not see the baby video. Sorry, I thought it was all about the dog video.

[Anonymous No.11125083]

Have you tried to stop being vegan? It's the only option, really. All vegans are low test betas by definition.

[Anonymous No.11125111]

>>11125046
i didnt see it tell me what happened

[Anonymous No.11125116]

>>11122651
>Indian
>Cow

ayo wait hol up
Something about this don't right

[Anonymous No.11125124]

>>11122651
If this is a whole family business, might the cow have actually had a crazy awesome rearing period like the pigs from this dude?
>https://imgur.com/gallery/rEFgJ

[Anonymous No.11125126]

>>11125116
There are lots of different religions in India. India was more famous for it before the Muslims were forced to separate from the Hindus, but it's still true today.

[Anonymous No.11125223]

>>11125046
Why? are you so fat we need a crane to drop you back in /b/?

[Anonymous No.11125458]

>>11122651
>>11122699
This guy is on to something, Indians care more about cows than vegans

[Anonymous No.11125487]

But damn arent cows tasty u little vegan slut

[Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) No.11125494]

>>11122651
Plant based diets were strategically prescribed for the low castes. The top dawgs in India eat plenty of beef. It was pretty smart to deify cows with religious propaganda in order to prevent sheeple from nourishing themselves properly. I can't believe people STILL fall for this bullshit. Sugarfed minds are far easier to subjugate.

[Anonymous No.11125498]

>>11125494
But the opposite is true. The higher your caste the stricter your dietary restrictions.

[Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) No.11125508]

>>11125498
Until you reach the top and it's all pederasts and pedovores who concocted the system!

[Friendly Neighborhood Carnivor(...) No.11125510]

Ethical codes only apply if you give a fuck. Those concocting religions and stratifying give zero.

[Anonymous No.11125514]

>>11125494
>brahmins are at the top of the caste
>very strict diet

if you Americans insist on baiting at least be accurate

[Anonymous No.11125619]

>>11122651
>calls convenience store "dairy"
how does it feel to live in such a hellhole called New Zealand

[Anonymous No.11125638]

>>11125619
I can't remember. Like most Kiwis I live in Australia.

[Anonymous No.11125644]

>>11125619
its not a hell hole at all? I love it here honestly. Enjoy your cultural enrichment and environmental destruction

[Anonymous No.11125651]

>>11122745
What was posted?

[Anonymous No.11125656]

>>11125651
infant abuse

[Anonymous No.11125820]

>>11122666
Checked hard

[Anonymous No.11126592]

>>11125644
>its not a hell hole at all?
>?

[Anonymous No.11126610]

>>11122666
Satan has spoken

[Anonymous No.11126733]

>>11122666
Absolutely checked

[Anonymous No.11127577]

>>11122651
If you eat enough MickyDs the brain fog starts to set in. Next thing you know youll be shopping at Kmart wearing your MAGA hat without a care in the world anon. You'll be free!