/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11121343]

Sir, please refrain yourself from using self checkout machines, we were hired for a reason

[Anonymous No.11121367]

nigger

[Anonymous No.11121370]

>>11121343
Nobody has ever said that, checkout people aren't really invested in their jobs like that, they're normally high school kids working part time, or old retired folks who just took a random neighborhood job to stay busy

This is just your weird autism trying to justify your guilt over literally everything you do in public, in this instance feeling that your avoidance of human interaction reflects badly upon you (it does), but you are looking to try and make the imaginary straw man in your head look bad by accusing them of guilt tripping you, while in fact they are probably grateful for not having to make eye contact with a greasy weirdo

[Anonymous No.11121373]

>2018
>not unironically supporting accelerationism in all facets of life

[Anonymous No.11121403]

>>11121367
fpbp

[Anonymous No.11121405]

>>11121370
Nice try

no wait, terrible try
*beep

[Anonymous No.11121426]

Terrible terrible bait.

[Anonymous No.11121435]

>put organic honeycrisp apples in bag ($6 a lb)
>ring them up as red delicious ($2 a lb)

who else devilish here?

[Anonymous No.11121437]

>>11121435

[Anonymous No.11121473]

>>11121343
>Hi, my name is Robert.
Bullshit, Cosby. I bet you're going to inject roofies in my food.

[Anonymous No.11121482]

who else here /shoplift/?
i normally buy $20-30 worth of stuff just to look normal but have $150-$200 worth of proteins and shit in my handbag (i normally dress as a gay man to do this)
i literally spend <$50 week for groceries for two people and i get fancy ass shit

[Anonymous No.11121484]

>>11121482
btw, i am very white looking

[Anonymous No.11121495]

>>11121482
I've never shoplift , what else have you stolen besides food, any exciting story where you almost got caught?

[Anonymous No.11121526]

>>11121343
That doesn't really make sense as an argument, you could just as easily say the self-scan machines were built there for a reason.

[Anonymous No.11121536]

The moment i see niggers or other assortment of subhuman shitskins working as cashiers is the moment i start using self checkout.
As in never because those shits dont work!

[Anonymous No.11121546]

>>11121495
honestly, no, ive never come close to getting caught and if i did id just say i was keeping stuff in my bag and forgot and theyd believe me. when i was a kid my buddies and i would shoplift 40s mostly but i once got caught sniping used spraypaint from a local art college's supply store. the employee was the artsy type and after a bit sort of just laughed it off and let us go because we kept calling her a stiff and she wanted to seem cool to the kids

[Anonymous No.11121547]

>>11121526
Cashier are there first

>>11121536
Why, they won't steal your stuff at check out

[Anonymous No.11121558]

>>11121547
>As in never because those shits dont work!
Have you ever seen a nigger or arab working as a cashier? In a store that isn't 'ethnic' as i sure as hell haven't!

[Anonymous No.11121559]

>>11121547
>Cashier are there first
That's more of an argument against cashiers then since now you're saying the only reason they were hired is because the technology for the better approach hadn't been invented yet.

[Anonymous No.11121562]

>>11121546
I always imagine my first steal will get caught, it scares me to go jail

[Anonymous No.11121571]

>>11121562
There is a reason most shoplifters are either
-Insanely rich like Winona Ryder
-Mentally handicapped
-Dirt poor and indifferent to the prospect of being unemployable

[Anonymous No.11121576]

>>11121558
I've seen both.

[Anonymous No.11121628]

>>11121343
>refrain yourself

[Anonymous No.11121634]

>>11121546
Are you an aussie?