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11121174 No.11121174 [Reply] [Original]

>when a boomer attempts to order a big mac from burger king

>> No.11121183

Great thread.

>> No.11121199

>>11121174
Love how these threads dont get banned but when i make a thread about water filters i get banned

>> No.11121200
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11121200

haha yes

>> No.11121654

>>11121174
Does the King seize your lands?

>> No.11121659

>>11121199
exactly... or some tard posts wrestling mustard for a week nothing happens. I call out somebody for posting the same pepperoni pizza thread every 15 minutes and get a 3 day ban. truly wonderful times.

>> No.11121751

>>11121199
>>11121659
*round of applause

>> No.11122184

>>11121174
I always fuck up and order mcnuggets at burger king

>> No.11122233
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11122233

>not making your own big mac from burger king with a few mods to any of their double patty sandwiches, using zesty sauce in plac of mac sauce
Are you new or something?

>> No.11122240

>>11121199
you can't eat water filters though

>> No.11122297

>>11121751
how dry is your mouth, after sucking like 20-30 cocks in a row?

>> No.11122348

>>11122297
how gay is your mind, every insult involves cocks and sounds like a faggot?

>> No.11122560

>>11122240
Ok lets ban knife threads and pan threads and utensil threads and unitasker threads too

>> No.11122722

>>11122560
OI M8 where's your knife thread loicense

>> No.11123054

>>11121174
>3:00pm
>walk into a&w with boomer dad for the first time in over a year
>store is empty
>Without even glancing at the menu he b-lines towards the counter
>"I'll have the sausage... burger...mcmuffin thing with a bit of everything"
>"I'm sorry sir, which burger would you like?"
>"The sausage one"
>"The sausage and egger?"
>"Yeah the sausage and bacon thing"
>both boomer dad and cashier look confused
>have to step in
>"he'll have the sausage and egger with extra bacon please"

I love my dad but he's always improvised his order and never refers to it by the item name

>> No.11123592

>>11121174
>think nuggets are called McNuggets when 5 years old
>go to bk
>ask for McNuggets
>family says you can’t get McNuggets
>know they have nuggets so ask again
>they say the same thing and giggle
>realize at the age of 5 that people are assholes who make life inconvenient for children and basically everyone for no other reason than technicalities
Clearly I wanted chicken nuggets, you don’t have to tell me that I can’t get nuggets because I call them McNuggets, just give me the nuggets and correct me this doesn’t have to be a huge deal

>> No.11123606

>tfw go to any restaurant with my dad
>he looks at the menu for a long time
>always tells me he is ready to order
>I order first
>he orders second
>every single fuckign time he orders he never picks anything off the menu
>just says what he wants
>i want 2 eggs and bacon and toast and hasbrowns and etc etc etc
>he has done this my entire life
>never fucking once orders off the menu despite looking at it forever

I dont get it

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>>11121174
>be me, McDonald's wageslave
>customer tries to order a "Chicken Royale"
>could tell them that that's a Burger King item
>could recommend the Chicken Legend instead
>do none of these things and just play dumb and say "I don't know what that is, we don't do that"
My favourite ruse.

>> No.11125142

>>11121174
This was literally my Dad at a BK drive thru in 2009 one time. The girl working the speaker was laughing her brapper off but he was dead serious.

>> No.11125154

>>11125142
>laughing her brapper off
jej

>> No.11125157

>>11123606
Your dad might be faking literacy.

>> No.11125162

>>11123630
You Brits sure do give mcdolan's items strange names.

>Favershamshire chicken gubbins
>Frozen custard victorias with smartees
>McIntosh scones with caramel bechamel

I don't get it.

>> No.11125166

>>11123054
>>11125157
Same for this anon.

I've met 4 people who can't read, two of them from being severe dyslexia.

>> No.11125238

>>11125142
>The girl working the speaker was laughing her brapper off

W...was she a qt?

>> No.11125310

>>11125238
She was probably a fat nigger.

>> No.11125318

>>11123592
On that day you were being taught a lesson about using brand names for generic products. I bet you didn't even learn the lesson and continue to give free advertising to prominent brands. Sad.

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>when I order a mcfish from mcdonalds

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>>11121174

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>>11121174
>when a zoomer attempts to order a veggie burger from burger king

>> No.11125428

>>11125421
They have them at Hungry Jacks.

>> No.11126206

>>11121174
>30 year old
>boomer

wut

>> No.11127139

>>11125162
kek. These sound convincingly British.

>> No.11127550

>>11125421
>>11125428
They used to have them at Burger King in the early 2000s. They got rid of the item because they were fucking god awful though

>> No.11127698

BK is without a doubt superior to Mcfatasses. Their burgers are actually filling and they have killer deals. I've had a few times where the food has been sitting around for too long, but usually it's really fresh. Mcfatasses feels like I'm eating chemicals, and their nuggets are always stale. Nothing worth buying besides a Mcdouble/Junior Chicken unless I've got a 2for1 coupon.

Also fyi, the forced, unfunny r*ddit boomer/30yo boomer meme is probably a CIA operation to make you hate your parents and ridicule other people who aren't toeing the mainstream line of being a cucked wageslave who listens to nig beats and uses instagram and goybook.

Either way it's not funny and r*ddit.

>> No.11127778

>>11122240
You can't eat a McDonalds either

>> No.11127799

>>11127550
burger king still has veggie burgers where I live

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>>11125345
kek

>> No.11127815

>>11125162
Lmao, these actually do sound like something we'd say. Around where I live, we call microwaves ''popty pings'', and jellyfish are called ''Pysgod wibbly wobblys''.

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>>11127698
bk are unbearably slow compared to maccies though, is it the same outside of bongland?

>> No.11127850

>>11127821
I'm in Fagnada. They are slow sometimes but I'd rather they be slow than give me shitty nuggets that have been sitting around all day.

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11127962

>be me
>work 2 jobs to pay for tuition
>say "welcome to wendy's" while working bk lounge drive thru
>elderly customer gets confused and drives off

>> No.11127976

>>11121659
If you said you were going to report the anon's thread, then you broke a global rule

>> No.11127983

>>11121199
>threads get banned
???

>> No.11128069

>>11125345
good goy

>> No.11128283

>>11127550
They used to have tacos.
Crappy shell with half a patty in it.
2 for $2,so it was ok

>> No.11128295

>>11127962
NICE!

>> No.11128312

>>11128283
Taco John is superior >>11128295

>> No.11128408

>>11128312
Agreed, I haven't had taco johns in nearly a decade. I'm moving next year, hopefully they're be one within at least a few hour drive. I'd drive a few hours just to see if it's as good as I remember.

>> No.11128689

lol

>> No.11129002

>>11128312
Pretty much ever-thing was superior.

>> No.11129232

>>11127821
Here in the Netherlands it is, as we so eloquently call it, as slow as thick shit through a tunnel.
It might just be because no whites work there.

>> No.11129422

>>11121174
>when a zoomer tries to order redbull from boomer king

>> No.11131125

Back in high school when I was working at Dunkin' Donuts I had a guy go absolutely apeshit because we didn't have a specific type of donut. He kept trying to ask for glazed donuts with chocolate frosting, I told him we didn't still those, that's a Krispy Kreme thing. Dude didn't believe me despite the fact that I worked there and every variety of donut we carried was literally right there on display right behind the counter. After 5-10 minutes of him arguing that we definitely carried them and me just trying to get him to tell me which of the donuts that we actually had he wanted he got fed up and literally stomped out yelling like a retard and peeled out of the parking lot in his jacked-up pickup truck.

Moral of the story is people are retarded, especially the people who go to fast food restaurants regularly.

>> No.11131134

When I was working at a KFC, some bitch showed up with a burger she wanted to return ranting about how disgusting it was because there was too much sauce or something. It was a Mchicken from the Mcdonalds across the road.

>> No.11132240

>>11131134
I fucking love mcchicken

>> No.11132246

>>11131134
People like that unironically have sub 100 IQ