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Anonymous Sun Aug 26 20:16:59 2018 No.11119229 [Reply] [Original]

Redpill me on captain crunch

>>	Venus Sun Aug 26 20:22:22 2018 No.11119257 best video game

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 20:24:48 2018 No.11119269 >>11119229 For one you will not find a cereal that is more based or red pilled than capn crunch

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 20:27:40 2018 No.11119278 File: 97 KB, 320x400, capn-crunchs-blueberry-pancake-crunch-cereal-15-4-oz-box.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11119269 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 20:33:52 2018 No.11119302 >>11119229 Makes the roof of my mouth raw with it's fuggin concrete crunch

Anonymous Sun Aug 26 21:32:32 2018 No.11119524

Cap'n Crunch discovered leprosy among the 200+ slaves he was transporting on his ship. Crunch and his crew abanoned the ship, but not before setting it ablaze.

200 African lives mudered in minutes. If they didn't burn to death first, they drowned.

And now Crunch's face is on children's breakfast cereal.

This is America.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 21:33:49 2018 No.11119533 >>11119524 Thank you for your service, Cap'n

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 21:33:53 2018 No.11119534 File: 53 KB, 648x484, 1525381150546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11119302 You have a weak baby mouth

Anonymous Sun Aug 26 21:37:30 2018 No.11119553

According to a 2013 Wall Street Journal article, the mascot, whose full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, captains a ship called the Guppy, and was born "on Crunch Island in the Sea of Milk – a magical place with talking trees, crazy creatures and a whole mountain (Mt. Crunchmore) made out of Cap’n Crunch cereal."[9] The article refers to the Captain's bicorne as a "Napoleon-style" hat,[9] and claims that this has led to speculation that he may be French.[9] According to CrunchFacts, a news outlet dedicated to the mascot, Horatio Crunch has a perfect 200 IQ.[10]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cap%27n_Crunch

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 21:41:23 2018 No.11119580 >>11119553 fake news

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 21:42:55 2018 No.11119593 >200 iq, perfect. Brainlet alert whoop whoop Brainlet alert

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