/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11119061]

Whenever i make contact with a women be it in the checkout line of a grocery store or just politely saying "hi" while walking past them, I always analyze them up and down. Based on certain characteristics such as age, bone structure, calculated body fat %, and overall physical appearance, I then ask myself if I would accept a fart to the face from them. If the answer is Yes, they go into a folder in my head. I call them my Gas GirlS

[Anonymous No.11119076]

>>11119061
glad to know you are retarded. good luck with the ban.

[Anonymous No.11119085]

That's not kosher

[Anonymous No.11119089]

Saved

[Anonymous No.11119102]

The cloth clad buttocks is objectively more enticing than a bare bottom. The clad buttocks is to be watched from behind in secrecy as the jezebel sways her hips in her natural goat. The left to right rocking has the gentle placating calmness of a ship at sea. She moves her hips to the waves of life and her gluteus maximus shakes and jiggles like the creaking rocking ship. In the grocery aisles the male form follows the female, or should we say that he is not following the female, but instead, her derry aire. He is drawn to it like a magnet as in the leopard is drawn to the gazelle. When I see a cloth clad buttocks I want to race like the cheeytah, and pounce like the panther on those two delectable mounds of fat that make up a woman's behind and feast! Now with the bare bottom, it is nice, but there is no thrill of the hunt. What you see is what you get. A dressed bottom is the rustle in the jungle. Anonymous. What is there, you ask yourself. You are frightened at the unknown but even more, you are thrilled. You want to pull the curtains of foliage away and explore it for yourself. Seeing a bottom exposed without seeing it hidden is like seeing the sun without witnessing a sunset. Worthless and pedestrian. A disappointment l.

[Anonymous No.11119104]

>>11119076
So fragile you are

[Anonymous No.11119107]

>>11119076
cuck

[Anonymous No.11119113]

BRAAAAAAPP

[Anonymous No.11119127]

>>11119061
Based

[Anonymous No.11119147]

>>11119061
fun fact: this is all irrelevant since most girls would be very turned off by the idea of farting in your face, or the idea that you would want that. If you would like to do something submissive, lick a girls pussy.

[Anonymous No.11119160]

>>11119061
hmmm so thats what they look like

[Anonymous No.11119167]

>>11119061
MOOOOOOODS

[Anonymous No.11119180]

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[Anonymous No.11119185]

>>11119061

[Anonymous No.11119187]

>>11119061
Based brapposter

[Anonymous No.11119190]

I vanna suck your butt

[Anonymous No.11119193]

>>11119160
It's photoshopped

[Anonymous No.11119201]

Best thread on /ck/ right now

[Anonymous No.11119204]

>>11119076
triggered homosexual

[Anonymous No.11119226]

He dabbin on them mods lmao

[Anonymous No.11119263]

>>11119226
L M F A O

[Anonymous No.11119273]

>>11119190
Lmao! This groyper is a vampiro! So funny you 4channer hacker!

[Anonymous No.11119283]

>>11119273
Seething

[Anonymous No.11119292]

>>11119061
My wife was out all day and I drank but also cleaned and folded laundry and is going to let me do some weird shit to her ass and in the shower. Going to be a good evening.

[Anonymous No.11119294]

>>11119292
living the dream my nigga

[Anonymous No.11119308]

>>11119061

[Anonymous No.11119312]

>>11119061
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.11119316]

>>11119076
Shut the fuck up bug chaser

[Anonymous No.11119317]

>>11119292
Based anus invader

[Anonymous No.11119322]

>>11119283
Lmao! This pepetoño is a vampiro too! Reddit? XD

[Anonymous No.11119333]

>>11119061
Enjoy your ban fag

[Anonymous No.11119336]

>>11119322
Spic

[Anonymous No.11119339]

>tfw over an hour a blatant rule breaking shit post with porn on a blue board is still up

[Anonymous No.11119341]

>>11119316
What is this even supposed to mean.