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Describe people or human anatomy using food terms.

Example: Beer Belly

Also if your significant other was a dish what would they be and why?

>> No.11118698

Great thread idea, OP! Good luck with it.
Hillary Clinton is gorgonzola cheese because she's aed and stinks LOL Also she's a gorgon!
My SO would be the South Sudanese special, because I don't have one LOL

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>>11118676
Beefcake

If gf was a dish she would be onion soup. Because (ogres) she has layers, lmao. Crazy as shit but she has layers
( of craziness.)

>> No.11118719

Great thread idea, OP! Good luck with it.
Hillary Clinton is gorgonzola cheese because she's aed and stinks LOL Also she's a gorgon!
My SO would be the South Sudanese special, because I don't have one LOL

>> No.11118729
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Cheesehead
Noodle arms
Any kind of sausage with the word massive in front of it
Olive eyes
Frog legs
Tomato nose

Off the top of my head.
Assuming you want the personality of my girl represented in the dish and not how I would want to cook her she would be the most amazing smoked salmon in the world, with perfect saltiness, smokiness, and the nice sharp savory fishy goodness but would have a few bones left in it, so I would love every bite but it would hurt and I would bleed.

>> No.11118823

My SO would be a steak. Very tender, beefy, steamy and juicy, charred on the outside but very rare on the inside.

>> No.11118827

>>11118676

>Also if your significant other was a dish what would they be and why?

an empty plate.

>> No.11118843

>>11118698
>>11118719
huh?

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Hershey Hiway

>> No.11118850

>>11118676
B-But Trump doesn't drink.

>> No.11118853

Potato head

>> No.11118863

>>11118843
Its like when you tell a joke and no one laughs so you tell it again to make sure they heard it, that or its some discord psyop's meme farmer.

>> No.11118867

>>11118863
haha, I've done that before. "Yeah, we heard you," they said. heh.

That was the last time I spoke freely with other people, come to think of it. Now they complain that I stay quiet all the time.

>> No.11118897

>>11118867
I did it once with a group of friends and one of the girls turned to me and said 'you just said that' but she said it in an annoyed way like I had really bothered her. She was known for being a bitch but it was pretty awkward for a few minutes afterward. Gotta take it in stride though.

>> No.11118902

>>11118676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s

>> No.11118914

>>11118849
Made me laugh

>> No.11120126

Great thread idea, OP! Good luck with it.
Hillary Clinton is gorgonzola cheese because she's aed and stinks LOL Also she's a gorgon!
My SO would be the South Sudanese special, because I don't have one LOL

>> No.11120437

>>11118676
Honey buns.
>because she has a severely twisted personality and she's often sticky, and I don't eat her much because of the beetus.

>> No.11120465

I would liken my gf to an Argus beef n cheddar

>> No.11120481
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>>11118676
>Ywn share a drink with Trump and hear him rant about how the Chinese are ripping us off in trade one on one
Feels bad man

>> No.11120499

My SO would be a beef and vegetable stew.
Warm, familiar, comforting, not exactly exotic, but still something you really look forward to coming home to. Takes a fair amount of tedious work to acquire but worth the payoff.

>> No.11120747

cringe

>> No.11122270

if my significant other was a dish, she would be pizza because shes a real pizza shit.

>> No.11122277

Lmao

>> No.11122278

>>11120481
No one ever will. Trump never drinks.

>> No.11122280

my dick is like a foot long, only way smaller

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>>11118729

>> No.11122472

>>11122278
That would be haram

>> No.11122506

Corn-fed

And my last gf/ex would be Pagpag because she was Philipina and actually pretty much garbage

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>>11122278
>Never trust a man who doesn't drink
Winston Churchill
Yep, checks out, based Churchill!

>> No.11122941

>>11118676
>Also if your significant other was a dish what would they be and why?
battered halloumi because you know why

>> No.11123381

>>11122936
Churchill didn't come up with that. It's much older than he is. He was basically quoting Anonymous.

>> No.11123475

>>11118676
Muffin top

I'd prolly be described as jalapeño. I'm tasty and hot, but can hurt your butt

>> No.11123620

>>11123381
He was a historian, I'd expect no less.
Doesn't cancel the truth of it.