Large zucchini

[Anonymous No.11117412]

What should I make with this large zucchini?

Lime for reference

[Anonymous No.11117419]

>>11117412
Why is that zucchini so large?

[Anonymous No.11117424]

>>11117419
He didn't harvest it in time. If you don't harvest them they will just keep growing and turn to seed filled shit

[Anonymous No.11117428]

It's not a question of what you should make. It's what you should build.

[Anonymous No.11117429]

>>11117424
Just like ur mum, lmao

[Anonymous No.11117432]

A small dildo for your mommy

[Anonymous No.11117439]

How about you clean your disgusting kitchen first?

[Anonymous No.11117516]

Slice and fry like you would an eggplant.

[Anonymous No.11117525]

>>11117412
a replica bad dragon dildo

[Anonymous No.11117534]

>>11117412
how do i know that is not a very tiny lime?

how can i trust you?

[Anonymous No.11117551]

>>11117412
Why is the lime so fucking small?

[Anonymous No.11117578]

>>11117439

This is after cleaning it

[Anonymous No.11117588]

>>11117551

I think it might be a key lime

[Anonymous No.11117601]

Can we get a picture of it side by side with your penis?

For scale.

[Anonymous No.11117609]

>>11117412
That's not a lime it's an english pea.

[Anonymous No.11118117]

hot

[Anonymous No.11118149]

>>11117412
When they are that big it's best to grate it and make zucchini bread.

[Anonymous No.11118172]

>>11117419
>not "i'm gay btw"
wasted opportunity.

[Anonymous No.11118176]

>>11117534
the Lime is for REFERENCE
duh

[Anonymous No.11118201]

>>11117412
Amerifat here. We don't let our zucchinis grow to the point where they're tough, stringy and pithy but I've heard tell bongs do and end up stuffing and roasting them. They probably have some weirdass name for it like, "stuffied oven ginies" but you might see if jamie olive oil or that faggot ramsey has a recipe for it.

[Anonymous No.11118220]

>>11117424
>He didn't harvest it in time.

Not true. I've grown plenty of large zucchinis in my garden, and they were all perfectly fine with a normal amount of seeds. Sometimes when the soil, temperature, and rain are just right, the plants very quickly grow large fruits.

You should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.11118233]

>>11117412
Take a vegetable peeler and cut thin ribbons off the zucchini until you reach the seeds. Let the ribbons dry for a few hours and then saute them in butter with a little minced garlic and some lemon juice. Congratulations, you just made zucchini noodles.

[Anonymous No.11118236]

>>11117412
Cut in half, use spoon to scoop, salt 'n' pepper 'n' oil' em up and last put in whatever you like + cheese on top.

This is what I do whenever mine get too big. Also it' s like 4 meals.

[Anonymous No.11118254]

>>11118220
They grow so quickly they cannot be harvested before they get too large? Sounds suspicious. It just means you have to check on them more often.

[Anonymous No.11118255]

>>11117412
place it next to a sleeping cat

[Anonymous No.11118279]

>>11118254
>They grow so quickly they cannot be harvested before they get too large?

You're a moron. There is no "getting too large" when it comes to growing zucchinis. The only way they become "seed filled shit" as the other mouth-breather put it, is if you leave them too long on the plant, but that can happen regardless of size.

You obviously know nothing of gardening, so fuck off while the adults are talking, zoomer scum.

[Anonymous No.11118294]

>>11118279
>You obviously know nothing of gardening,
I know. That's why I asked you a question because of that fact. I wasn't trying to assert that I knew anything better than you. That was my first post in the thread.

>>The only way they become "seed filled shit" as the other mouth-breather put it, is if you leave them too long on the plant, but that can happen regardless of size.
Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.11118327]

>>11117412
there is one rule for zucchini: the smaller the better. finger size is best, hotdog size is alright, everything larger becomes a nuisance. the really huge ones are only good for zucchini hash browns. and don't even try making stuffed zucchini out of the huge ones. it's disgusting and so are people who let them overgrow.

[Anonymous No.11118343]

>>11118220
No they weren't. Unless you post a picture this is pure bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11118982]

>>11117412
Play baseball with them

[Anonymous No.11119050]

>>11118254
This. The faggot got lazy and spent all his time shitposting and didn't tend the garden at critical harvest points. Zuch's and cuke's mature everyday and have to be picked. He deserves bitter, seed infested, stringy, shitass 'gines.

[Anonymous No.11119210]

>>11117429
KEK

[Anonymous No.11119253]

Cut into portions similar to this image, top with just about anything. Bake.

I typically top them with a simple bread crumb, parmesan, garlic and olive oil mix, but really it could be anything. According to search suggestions, people call these "baked zucchini """boats"""", whatever though, you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.11119254]

>>11117412
Zucchini bread. Lots of it.

[Anonymous No.11119262]

>>11119050
>Zuch's and cuke's

[Anonymous No.11119267]

>>11119262
you forgot the

>'gines

[Anonymous No.11120040]

>>11118327
nice cope dicklet

[Anonymous No.11120052]

>>11119253
Op here, I'm thinking I'll try that. Might also make some zucchini bread, and I want to try making a cold yogurt zucchini soup (basically a riff on cold cucumber soup).

Another idea I had was to salt and drain it, like you do cabbage for coleslaw, then take the juices together with some refined coconut oil and use kappa carrageenan and tapioca starch and lactic acid powder to make a kind of constructed zucchini cheese that I can shred over baked zucchini.

[Anonymous No.11120063]

>>11117412
I don't think it's good for eating any more, you could shred it and make zucchini patties out of it if you really want to

[Anonymous No.11120542]

>>11117412
I feel insecure and threatened by that

[Anonymous No.11120575]

>>11117412
A lot of zucchini pie

[Anonymous No.11120585]

>>11117429
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.11120659]

>>11117429

[Anonymous No.11121873]

>>11117412
make schnitzel from it

[Anonymous No.11121880]

>>11117588
What does it unlock?

[Anonymous No.11121882]

>>11117412
>>11121873
also make sure that it's still good, use your nail, if it goes easily into its skin, it's good, if not, it's either too old or not fresh or both

[Anonymous No.11122025]

Make Zucchini noodles like papa Joe does

[Anonymous No.11122112]

>>11122025