/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11114945]

ITT post your beer selections for the evening

[Anonymous No.11114983]

I am not drinking beer because I am not out with "the bros" yelling about sports on the television

I did my monthly required "act like a dudebro" act the weekend before last, last weekend was a total waste because I was still recovering from pretending to like people I can't stand, and only now can I relax and feel normal

Thank god for wine

[Anonymous No.11114991]

>>11114945
what's that oktoberfest taste like?

[Anonymous No.11114994]

>>11114983
you seem pleasant...

[Anonymous No.11115021]

>>11114994
I assume others feel the same way about me as I do about them.

I don't understand people who are liked by others, or who like the company of others.

[Anonymous No.11115022]

heineken

[Anonymous No.11115028]

>>11114983
Why hang out with people you dont like?

[Anonymous No.11115038]

>>11115028
You mean why hang out with people at all, or why them in particular? People are all pretty similar to one another in the end. Annoying to be around, and likely to stab you in the back at some point. But you never know when you might need favors, so you pretend to like people, and pretend to be nice, while keeping them at a safe distance. That's life. It beats death, probably.

[Anonymous No.11115040]

>>11114983

Beer has become more sophisticated than your stereotype.

Also if you think no one has even been a drunk idiot on wine then you need to pull your head out of your ass.

Actually just pull your head out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.11115044]

>>11115038

Jesus, chill out nerd.

Seriously, being deep and dark is only part of life buddy, friendship and social interaction (whether thats through people or through interaction with their creations) is what life is all about.

I'm drinking Lost and grounded , a little uk brewery.

[Anonymous No.11115053]

I got Red Hook IPA sampler. The peaches and cream is good, Long Hammer IPA is okay, Big Ballard is shit bit at 8.6% is effective. Haven’t tried bicoastal IPA yet.

[Anonymous No.11115059]

>>11114983
I never knew you were a 4channer, Squidward.

>>11114991
Mild spiced ale basically

[Anonymous No.11115072]

>>11115044
*unsheathes katana*

[Anonymous No.11115073]

>>11115040
Dudebro, calm down. I never said wine is "more sophisticated", I am not the mean French waiter from the Steve Martin film that lives in your head. It is simply more enjoyable to drink, just like not having to yell and act "outgoing" is more enjoyable than having to yell and act "outgoing". Beer is just one of those things people drink in order to fit in. It's fine don't get me wrong, but obviously it's not the first choice unless you're trying to uphold an image.

[Anonymous No.11115076]

>>11115044
>chill out
You were the one who asked.

[Anonymous No.11115078]

>>11115053
It’s actually called peaches for me now that I look. Kinda a sucker for a fruit IPA.

[Anonymous No.11115083]

If you get a chance, try it.

[Anonymous No.11115090]

>>11115073
What’s it like being a sociopath?

[Anonymous No.11115101]

>>11114945

[Anonymous No.11115105]

>>11115090
What's it like to be a neurotypical?

[Anonymous No.11115106]

>>11115073
>but obviously it's not the first choice unless you're trying to uphold an image

Do you have a glass stomach so you can see with your head so far up your ass?

[Anonymous No.11115107]

this stuff is excellent

[Anonymous No.11115114]

>>11115073
>I am not the mean French waiter from the Steve Martin film that lives in your head
How old do you think people here are?

[Anonymous No.11115136]

[Anonymous No.11115141]

>>11115101
Holy shit that looks incredible

[Anonymous No.11115148]

>>11115114
>I'm a cutting edge zoomer because I found out about the craft beer
Whenever I hear people say stuff like this I wonder what kind of weird backwater they live in

[Anonymous No.11115159]

>>11115148
Dude, Steve Martin is pretty old, I don't think many people under 40 are thinking about his classic movies as go to references. I am pretty sure I am older than most people here but Steve Martin is still a straight up non-meme boomer reference

[Anonymous No.11115172]

>>11115107
To elaborate, this is an absolute top tier IPA, I had high expectations and it completely exceeded them

[Anonymous No.11115186]

>>11114945
Is Sam Adams the most overrated "craft beer" there is? I don't think they have a great beer, just a bunch of mediocre selections

[Anonymous No.11115199]

>>11115159
>I am pretty sure I am older than most people here
As hinted at by your original comment about how "the newfangled craft beer overcoming stereotypes". But then you got all defensive about your age, and the remaining alternative was that you lived in some backwater that considered craft beer a cutting edge fad for edgy young hipsters who don't even go to church on Sunday.

It's ok to be a boomer, boomer-kun.

[Anonymous No.11115215]

>>11115199
I didn't say any of that (and I am not particularly sure anyone did). My first post here in reference to your conversation was the one making fun of your boomer reference. I don't even know how you are getting any of this stuff you are saying now

[Anonymous No.11115221]

>>11115186
Maybe overrated amongst people that don't usually drink craft beer, but if anything it is underrated amongst people who primarily drink craft beer, a group that mostly overlooks Sam Adams entirely

[Anonymous No.11115225]

>>11115172
I'll do my best to get some then, it looks pretty good and is apparently only made a state over from me

[Anonymous No.11115235]

>>11115215
Just re-read the thread, whether you jumped in midway or not, I'm not going to argue over what was said. The point is someone made a statement that suggested they had some antiquated hangups, so getting worked up over Steve Martin is a bit strange, considering the entire point of mentioning Steve Martin was to lampoon the comments about "the newfangled sophisticated beer"

[Anonymous No.11115238]

>>11115235
>so getting worked up over Steve Martin is a bit strange
Calm down man, I just made a simple comment making fun of your outdated reference, no need to write an essay about it

[Anonymous No.11115242]

>>11115238
If it seems like an essay it's because you tried to "explain" my own joke back to me, in a condescending tone, because it was over your head. If you don't want to get smacked down like a child in the future, don't act like a child.

[Anonymous No.11115253]

>>11115242
dude, no, you are trying way too hard and overthinking all of this. I was just making fun of your outdated boomer reference, none of these there things you are trying to bring up have anything to do with anything

[Anonymous No.11115260]

>>11115235
>about "the newfangled sophisticated beer"
Who said this?

[Anonymous No.11115265]

>>11115253
Yes, anything longer than 3 words is an essay, and anything you don't get was obviously a mistake.

[bruce No.11115266]

>>11114945
I love beer, but there's already a beer thread here
>>11113897

Please check the first couple pages before posting.

[Anonymous No.11115270]

>>11115260
>>11115040

[Anonymous No.11115276]

>>11115159
tbf he did a helluva job in "The Spanish Prisoner," and zoomers could have gotten into that. Yeah, his comedy schtick was strictly boomer tier, though.

[Anonymous No.11115278]

>>11115265
>and anything you don't get was obviously a mistake.
What was there not to get?

[Anonymous No.11115286]

>>11115276
He turned out to be an alright banjo player. Apparently he gets made when you ask him about his movie career.
>>11115278
Ooga booga. There, I made a short post for you. I'm not going to try and help you figure out what you missed, because that's tryhard.

[Anonymous No.11115304]

>>11115276
I mean the implication definitely was not that young people don't know who Steve Martin is, just that not many people under 40 are gonna get a specific reference to some waiter in presumably an early 80s Steve Martin movie

[Anonymous No.11115307]

>>11115286
So you are trying to say that making fun of your post just means someone didn't "get" it?

[Anonymous No.11115313]

>>11115304
The point is if you think "the craft beer has gotten a lot more sophisticated as of late", you're obviously old enough to not just get a Steve Martin reference, but to be under the sway of a character from one of his films

[Anonymous No.11115319]

This could have been a perfectly good beer thread.

[Anonymous No.11115329]

>>11115307
I'm not "trying" anything. It went over your head, that fact escaped you until it was explained, and, this being 4chan, you're still hellbent on "winning" some sort of conflict that you've concocted in order to join the conversation.

[Anonymous No.11115330]

>>11115313
No, I do not think that. i am just a person who made fun of your outdated reference, not everyone besides you is the same person

[Anonymous No.11115334]

>>11115319
Oh yeah I really wish this had instead been the same 40 recycled images of Jai Alai and Evil Twin labels and screeching autistically about how the prevailing beer style of my area is superior to the prevailing beer style of your area

[Anonymous No.11115335]

>>11115329
What fact was explained? What are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.11115343]

>>11115334
It would have been better than some grape juice loving faggot trying to act superior to everyone else.

[Anonymous No.11115360]

>>11115334
um, has that ever happened?

[Anonymous No.11115364]

>>11115330
>guys it totally didn't go over my head, I'm the clever one here!
Ok, sure. You're so smart, only 90s kids will get this.

[Anonymous No.11115370]

>>11115364
What specifically are you saying went over my head?

[Anonymous No.11115374]

>>11115360
This is definitely going over my head, but in this case I won't stamp my feet and go "nu-uh!" because I don't insist on fabricating arguments over nothing.

[Anonymous No.11115377]

>>11115370
I can't explain it, it's tryhard.

[Anonymous No.11115394]

[Anonymous No.11115424]

>>11115343
Idk man this is pretty fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.11115439]

>>11115394
GUINNEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.11115574]

SA Oktoberfest and Becks are my guilty pleasure normie beers. Still livid about bischoff not exporting to the US. Literally the best big brand pilsner

[Anonymous No.11116704]

>>11115574
I'm not a big fan of Becks but if you can get it, try some Jever. My all time favourite beer from those lovely Germans.

[Anonymous No.11116845]

Growlers is larrys latest ipa from bells. Had a few others but they didnt survive to the photo lineup.

[Anonymous No.11116889]

Where my Pibber boomer bros at?

[Anonymous No.11116895]