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11114249 No.11114249[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>"Would you like French fries with your burger sir?"

>no thanks ma'am I'm an adult , what other options do you have?

>> No.11114286

I won't eat at a restaurant where they don't automatically serve fries with a burger

>> No.11114302

Is that Garrison Keillor??? If so, DAMN he's old.

>> No.11114313

/ck/ has officially become the worst board

>> No.11114319
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I'd like restaurants to offer what flyovers called a "diet plate"

>hamburger with a side of cottage cheese and canned peaches

This shit was the bees knees in the 1950s-60s

>> No.11114359

>Go to a restaurant
>Order a burger
>Burgers come with potato chips by default.
>Say something to the waitress
>"Yeah fries are extra"

>> No.11114421

>>11114359
If you ordered from the kids menu I bet fries would come with it

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>>11114249
*french fries
Clearly adults in your shithole country don’t realise when or when not to capitalise.
Retard.

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>French fries? Do I look like a zoomer to you? Please mash my potatoes up to a consistency resembling baby food and slice a half inch square of butter off and pluck it down on the top.

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>>11114313

It's literally the only board that uses the word "flyovers". I have always suspected it to be full of rude, fattish white women who's vaginas smell like cabernet and yoplait.

>> No.11114537

>>11114497
Based MashedChad

>> No.11114537,1 [INTERNAL] 

these queers get all hepped up off the 5- 10 replies on their rainbow stocking pics from cock hungry neckbeards and think theyre hot shite

>> No.11114566

>>11114249
I agree with you OP. As long as they do a good job of making them onion rings are the best side to go with a burger.

>> No.11114930

>>11114302
No

>> No.11114995

>>11114302
>DAMN he's old
He's literally dead now.

>> No.11115005

So here we are /ck/ we have now come to a point where eating fries is considered childish. Honestly, I'll take it over vegan and ketofag posting though. Glass is half full.

>> No.11115023

>>11114995

Why did you make me look that up just to see you're wrong, you goddamned idiot? They don't send you to the glue factory after you leave PHC.

>> No.11115042

>>11114249
Double cheeseburger no bun, no fries. Coffee, black. Side of asparagus with hollandaise.

>> No.11115057

>>11115005
Like the virgin VS Chad meme, this meme is made to poke fun at normal things people. soon, if not already, this meme will just become another "I don't like this" meme.

>> No.11115058

>>11114249
>excuse me, miss? miss? i clearly stated earlier that i am not a child, yet there is ketchup on my burger. you tip just went from 8% to 5%

>> No.11115388

>>11115023
>got him
Dude, seriously, wat?

>> No.11116107

>>11114249
“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” - C.S. Lewis

A real adult isn't afraid of looking childish, snowflake.

>> No.11116110

>>11114249
Such a good show. I usually hate musicals.

>> No.11116240

>>11114497
>>11114537
*SNAP
OKAY, THIS IS EPIC.